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Joined January 2018
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@y_vonne_M
Silantoi xx
10 months
I make sure to watch and like all Mr. Beast's videos so he can forever get money for things like this.
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holy shit mrbeast just built a 100 wells in africa
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3 months
This ‘Gen-Z’ is starting to sound and feel like a label. We should just refer to ourselves as Kenyans.
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Silantoi xx
2 months
So people are just supposed to wake up today and move on with their lives like there wasn’t a massacre in our neighborhoods??? Sponsored by the state? Wow
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@y_vonne_M
Silantoi xx
4 years
Just buy Weetabix. Heard it has more fibre than Zuku.
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Fena Gitu
4 years
It's time I leave Zuku. It's time.
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@y_vonne_M
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3 years
These kids born in 2000/2001 are looking maaadd attractive. Whew.
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3 years
Missionary is severely underrated 🤤
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Silantoi xx
3 years
When you recommend someone and they go and do a good job >>>>>
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@y_vonne_M
Silantoi xx
3 years
A normal person cannot possibly choose smokies over sausages.
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Silantoi xx
3 years
yes cause he doesn't have the inches for that ass anyway
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Naija
3 years
Would you ever allow your Man in this kind of Barber's shop??😄
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Silantoi xx
2 years
Dating a morning person is madness
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@y_vonne_M
Silantoi xx
2 years
I asked this fundi how long it will take him to fix something for me and he said 'lisaa limoja' 😭😭😭
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@y_vonne_M
Silantoi xx
3 years
Vacations are for drugs and sex
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@y_vonne_M
Silantoi xx
1 year
Sa unazurura na Android to take pics of the iPhone 😂😂 luhyas move mad
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Billy The GOAT
1 year
I have decided to take my iPhone 14 Pro Max for a game drive in Amboseli... Baby boy treatment courtesy of @OribiExpedition 🥹
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Silantoi xx
4 years
Finally getting my certificate. Oh I'm really proud of myself. Graduating from the Nairobi Institute of Character Development. 🥰🥰🥰
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@y_vonne_M
Silantoi xx
2 years
This was only funny the first time. Its enough.
@AicyStevens
Aicy Stevens
2 years
Huyu @nickkwach alinikatia simu juzi akidhani mimi ni nyanyake!!! Baby mama drama..
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Silantoi xx
4 years
The PS5 is out but we will still get you socks, with love ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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@y_vonne_M
Silantoi xx
2 years
Oh I thought it was sangria lol
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Owich
2 years
Nyama tumbukiza coming up!
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Silantoi xx
2 years
Once you buy a nigga something that needs restocking iliisha, it's becomes your job 😂 Unaskia 'oya, (insert whatever you bought) imeisha.' Haha
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Silantoi xx
2 years
My shosh has just reminded everyone that she went to Alliance Girls, which in her time was called African Girls High school.
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Silantoi xx
3 years
Body by Jesus, presented by Yvonne. New year means everything stays the same or whatever And its a happy fucking birthday to me. 🎂🍷🎉
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Silantoi xx
2 years
I want to intentionally date someone this year ✨
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Silantoi xx
4 years
Someone said women watch Netflix with subtitles cause they don't listen and I 💀💀💀 I feel attacked
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Silantoi xx
3 months
They’re shooting at us uuuuwwiiiiiii
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@y_vonne_M
Silantoi xx
2 years
Posting this on the same Internet my man is on is so wrong
@NomadicDothraki
Nomadic Dothraki
2 years
Wueh! 🤌🏻
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Silantoi xx
8 months
Finally got that job paying in USD 🙏🏾🙏🏾🥺🥺 I am too stoked!!!
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Silantoi xx
8 months
God, please. I beg. You know. 🙏🏽🙏🏽
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3 years
Hi
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@m3nteh
𝓑𝓔𝓝 𝓓𝓞𝓥𝓔𝓡
3 years
Weka zingine mob kama hizi we see
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2 years
I saw this on IG and I wanna talk about it 😅 a guy said, that sometimes when you have a wife, there are certain things that you don't want to do with her sexually so he'd rather go and do those things somewhere else with someone else.
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Silantoi xx
2 months
My son singing in the shower: Ruto must go, mwizi, Ruto must go, mwizii 😭😭 never been this proud #RutoMustGo
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Silantoi xx
8 months
Misogyny is so pervasive that it debunks the notion of ‘just be safe’ that ya’ll keep preaching to us. This is a free man, walking and uttering such in broad daylight?!?! What do you think he does in darkness??
@bonifacemwangi
The People’s Watchman
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This is why we as Kenyan men should speak boldly, and loudly against #EndFemicideKE . These two men hatefully tell these young ladies, “We are going to kill you!” As a man and a father, these men don’t speak for the men I know. @WilliamsRuto where is your voice? #TotalShutDownKE
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Silantoi xx
3 years
I just want someone to eat my pussy till I'm shaking and breathless and never speak to me again.
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1 year
Can we get scentless weed?
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Silantoi xx
8 months
Saa hii ni nini??? Ffs
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8 months
The Wajesus family literally ruins my day
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Silantoi xx
10 months
I lost my company t-shirt and tell me why I bumped into my former caretaker wearing it???
@MuneneInc
M.
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Hawa wanasema tuvae company tshirt na yangu ata sijui iko wapi
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Silantoi xx
3 months
RUTO MUST GO !!!!!! #RejectFinanceBill2024
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Silantoi xx
3 years
One thing, always have your own money.
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Silantoi xx
3 years
If you shower with your girl just know you're about to cook your skin.
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Silantoi xx
1 year
No face No case.
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3 years
Niggas always mad sweet before they hit 😂
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Silantoi xx
3 years
Serving legggs today (:
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Silantoi xx
10 months
Okay but if I'm broke why would I want another broke person? 😭😭 what's the logic pls
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3 years
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4 years
Can't replace a woman that gives you both wifey and bestie vibes
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5 months
This is mad scary cause if they can see your order + number then they can see your address??
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Silantoi xx
11 months
A whole bank in 2023 saying visit your nearest branch. ?????
@KCBGroup
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6 years
Name a worse feeling. We'll wait.
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Silantoi xx
3 years
Dating is hard. People are hard to be with. Life is hard.
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Silantoi xx
6 months
Even Nvirii doesn’t think this.
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Nviiri >>> Bensoul
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8 months
The Wajesus family literally ruins my day
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Silantoi xx
3 years
Most of your man's 'female friends' are fuckable. Stay vigilant.
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Silantoi xx
1 year
Kulala kama umeshikwa all night na hii mvua >>>>>
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Silantoi xx
1 year
Nobody warns you about the severe horniness levels that come with regular training my god 😭😭😭
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Silantoi xx
2 years
Men who eat it then put it in and then take it out and eat it again, I hope you have a beautiful weekend 😘
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Silantoi xx
4 years
Gosh now I feel like I should tell all the things Burale has put people I know through. Including his mum.
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Silantoi xx
1 year
To what?
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Silantoi xx
2 years
Kuna mtu amekuwa akipost that ako out of the country but nilimwona jana 😂🤭
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Silantoi xx
2 years
Take a man on a date month is upon us 😩😩 ladies what's our excuse this year?
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Silantoi xx
4 years
As a woman you should never watch your man struggle with bills. Step up and leave him immediately and find someone with some money. ❤️
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Silantoi xx
3 years
@hvmsternotnice Can you say all that in one breath?
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Silantoi xx
4 years
This culture of digging up people's past and using it to invalidate their current success, stop it. People grow and evolve.
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Silantoi xx
4 years
If you're arguing with someone, especially online, please be petty. Be petty and childish. There's no award for being the bigger person.
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Silantoi xx
2 years
Big dick
@AliQuqiiz
Hazim Fareed 👑
2 years
We are always told about red flags, Mention some green flags you look for in someone you are interested in
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Silantoi xx
4 years
You want the same attention I give someone that sends me money? Uko siriaz?
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Silantoi xx
11 months
Can't believe the owner tried to blame the employees 😭
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11 months
My son doesn't know but he's getting a playstation today 🫱🏾‍🫲🏿❤️
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3 years
If your WhatsApp conversations don't include stickers you boring as fuck 😂
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Silantoi xx
1 year
Firstly, this is photoshopped and secondly nobody wants to see thieves and liars at 8 in the morning
@OliverMathenge
Oliver Mathenge
1 year
Just saw Nairobi Governor in New York with the President. Last weekend, Twitter would have convinced me that he is the Governor who couldn't secure a visa. 🤦🏾‍♂️
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Silantoi xx
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@Cr7Godbrand @t0nit0ne Then don’t have a wife it’s literally so simple
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Silantoi xx
3 years
Many of you will never find women who want you for you. Women who yearn for you.
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2 months
Why are these guys rejecting that salary increase so enthusiastically? Was the increase itself a ploy? I don’t believe them one bit. Ati Esther Passaris suddenly has the brains to reason? Ai.
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Silantoi xx
6 months
All the women defending him are actually the worst lot. Internalized misogyny beats all misogyny.
@LizzieAdoresRay
Esports Mom
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I can imagine how this doctor talks to his female patients. You can see the disdain in his tweets
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Silantoi xx
4 years
Dear God, please protect black men who are driving, jogging, selling, biking or just breathing. Amen. #BlackLivesMater
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Silantoi xx
2 years
What in the the cheating ass niggas is this????
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1 year
Lol sorry Swanky
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5 months
My bike guy amesema hapa anaeza pita 🫠🫠
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4 years
Send him boobies. He'll be happy.
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3 years
Mtu anitumie 1k
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3 years
You're told a couple of times your work is good and now you think nobody else deserves work but you?? 😂😂😂
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Silantoi xx
3 years
Ayo today was a success! 💪🏾
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3 years
Ai this My Jaber video 😍😍😍
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10 months
Just a birthday girl doing all the things she dreamt of 😍
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Silantoi xx
3 years
Side niggas always mind they business 😂 they're so chill
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Silantoi xx
4 years
Sometimes self care is smoking a joint with your titties out
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Silantoi xx
3 years
Sundays are for sex
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Silantoi xx
5 months
Asked my child atarudi home lini and said ‘weh ntakushow’
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Silantoi xx
2 years
Conquered '22. Now to scale' 23. ❤️🌹
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3 years
you ain't finna tell me shit with your 'molest me daddy' face
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4 years
When you say you're cramping so they send you your favourite things. ❤️
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Silantoi xx
11 months
Wanipee iPhone I stop the agenda 😂😂
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Silantoi xx
2 years
That, sometimes, when a man really cares about someone (his wife) it becomes difficult to sexually objectify her and he'd rather objectify a woman he doesn't care about and satisfy those needs with her and/or them.
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3 years
Ule alirate wale madame alikuwa nani?
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4 months
@Cr7Godbrand @t0nit0ne Ok. But what we are saying is, if you want a homemaker then get you a homemaker. Is the concept of understanding causing you difficulties?
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Silantoi xx
1 year
Sa how will you maintain a car you've gotten from rts? 😂
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Silantoi xx
4 years
Me natafuta kazi, Finance and Admin. Send openings my way, please. Thanks 😊🥺
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Silantoi xx
2 years
Anyone else fucked Omoke to tell us if it's the stick ama that girl crazy? 😭 I need clarification
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