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Can i kick it?

Nairobi
Joined March 2012
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@OsamaOtero
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Tuko ready for kesho. Sio? #RutoMustGo
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my small bro uses my mum's phone to text me "Kevin nitumie 2000" then nikisend he replies "thank you my son" i give up 😭😭😭😭
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@OsamaOtero
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In a matatu sat next to a beautiful lady. Brain Cell 1: Tell her she looks cute. Brain Cell 2 : Tell her that her beautiful face just made you smile. Mouth: Hii jam manze.
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@OsamaOtero
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Manze joh najua most of us wenye tuko twitter we can easily afford some few 600bob. Ukiwahi spot mtoi mdogo wa primo hana viatu ama bag mzuri ya shule. Just do the magic. Esp kama wewe ni mlevi. Imagine mzinga moja ya black and white can really change kids perception about life?
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@OsamaOtero
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hauna bwana
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@OsamaOtero
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"What you do to me"
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@OsamaOtero
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nice face nice boobz nice ass. nice height...aiii huwezi kuwa perfect hivi. Ulipata ngapi KCSE?😍
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@OsamaOtero
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This photo breaks my heart. 💔
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@OsamaOtero
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4 years
Siamini huyu ni Mulamwa nilikuwa naisidia kumpea audience twitter. 😠😠 he used to call me he was very humble akiniomba ni mjenge retweets. He used to call me "mkubwa" i was so proud to help my son. Now he is disrespecting me. I am so mad right now.
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@OsamaOtero
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unakula nyama na panadol?
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DJ Joe Mfalme
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Mko wapi ?
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@OsamaOtero
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Kuna siku siz alikuja na report card she was 1/108... yangu ilikuwa position 156/363. My dad asked "What is this my son?" My mum said: "Achana na baba, ameshinda watu zaidi ya one hundred mbona haoni hiyo?" Tweet for mum ❤
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@OsamaOtero
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Smoking weed is not something to be proud about. Halafu most of you mnasmoke ndio muonekane wale wa baya wale wazii wale wamechanuka.
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The biggest criminal gang in Kenya is the Police. - Andrew Kibe
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@OsamaOtero
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Nakumbuka kuna boy alikuwa anasave pocket money yake halafu closing day anafanyia mzazi shopping. Sikuwahi elewa hiyo logic mimi.
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@OsamaOtero
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Stivo simple boy is not talented huyu msee huwa tu ameonewa huruma. Ni disrepectful kuweka yeye hapo na msee kama Zzero Sufuri hayuko. Sometimes sijui ni criteria gani wanatumia kwa hizi vitu
@ItisWinston
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Stivo simple boy🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
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@OsamaOtero
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On 2 April 2015, gunmen stormed the Garissa University College killing 148 people.
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@OsamaOtero
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uko ndani ya suitcase? Hiyo background
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@OsamaOtero
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How do you survive in this city? Share your survival skills. Mimi huundia watu laptops.
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@OsamaOtero
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I feel like adding letter B somewhere in your handle and give it to yah
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Naweza😍😍 si ati nini ama nini❤
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@OsamaOtero
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Quarantine Pipeline. Quarantine Mwiki. Quarantine Umoja Innercore. because the way those places are densely populated one cough can infect over 100,000 people. The enemy is here. Tweet for Mathare North Tweet for Korogocho Tweet for Kibera 💔💔
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@OsamaOtero
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Kuna time in this life mtu huamua tu kuavoid close friends/relatives unaamua kukuwa lone ranger. Na si eti umekosewa. Msee huona it is better living that way.
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@OsamaOtero
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Difference between a man and a woman.
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@OsamaOtero
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Hii ni view ya Juliani kwa bedroom
@BrendaWairimu
Brenda Wairimu 
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@OsamaOtero
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😠😠😠😠😠😠
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greatest comeback
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@OsamaOtero
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Mara kalenjin girls mara luo girls mara kisii gilrs mara kikuyu gilrs do this. You are only 23years with a 1936 fuckboy mind set.
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@OsamaOtero
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Nyi malaya hamuwezi ongea kuhusu Samuel Maina?
@NationAfrica
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Protesters set Minneapolis police station on fire chanting 'George Floyd'
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@OsamaOtero
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Pale states nikama zile hospitali si huwatch kwa movie zao zinakuanga scam...
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@OsamaOtero
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Thighland is far and expensive. Take me to Kakuma my dia 😭❤
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I wanna take someone's son to Thighland like right now😭😭
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@OsamaOtero
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Where was Yvonne Okwara when our fav governor was leaked? Fame kidogo kidogo ashakuwa mefinist.
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@OsamaOtero
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Yaani mother anaenda kulewa anawacha mtoi anastarve anakufa. We are lucky our mums are the last generation of good women.
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😭😭😭😭😭 who should tell her?
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@OsamaOtero
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Kalenjins out here breaking records. Eliud 1:59 Brigit 2:14 Stacy 8.5
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@OsamaOtero
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wewe unatry kudivide masses because you are at a safe and secure place whenever violence erupts. Acha kutweet ujinga bana.
@Railajunior
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The absence of one in a time of crisis says even more...
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@OsamaOtero
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Sometimes mi hukaa chini and think about DJ Afro. How did he come up with that idea? He deserves to be a millionaire. He is creative. 🤣🤣💪🏿💪🏿
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😭😭😭😭😭
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@OsamaOtero
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Telkom iko na package ya 2GB day time 2GB at night only at 100bob. Safaricom ni 500MB for 100bob. Telkom is faster. Share for awareness
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@OsamaOtero
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Heri uishi Bedsitter Kileleshwa ama 5bedroom Mwiki? I need serious answers only.
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@OsamaOtero
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Baba yangu angekuwa mjinga hivi ningeenda kuishi childrens home.
@EzekielMutua
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You that complain about the government not fulfilling its promises, why haven't you returned the coke bottle at your local shop since last year?
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Ni kitu gani mbaya umewahi ambiwa twitter ukaskia vibaya?
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@OsamaOtero
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This cow must be a limousine 😂😂
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@OsamaOtero
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May 17 is the national sad nigga hours. Tweet for Stella
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@OsamaOtero
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Utafungwa hapo halafu uskie mwenye hulipa rent anaknock mlango. Niambie kama hautanza kulia kama mtoto mdogo?🙄
@AliQuqiiz
Hazim Fareed 👑
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Unaenda kunyandua Dame kwake unapata Bed yake Inakaa Hivi. Utado?
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RUTO WILL BE PRESIDENT! RUTO WILL BE PRESIDENT! RUTO WILL BE PRESIDENT! RUTO WILL BE PRESIDENT! RUTO WILL BE PRESIDENT! RUTO WILL BE PRESIDENT! RUTO WILL BE PRESIDENT! RUTO WILL BE PRESIDENT! RUTO WILL BE PRESIDENT! RUTO WILL BE PRESIDENT! RUTO WILL BE PRESIDENT!
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@OsamaOtero
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Nigerians just like Indians, they have a bigger population on the intersocial webs. For instance, the Vybz Kartel vs Wiz Kid incident don't be suprised why they won. I mean 250m vs 2m. An indian rapper Kumar Shah Patel might win a poll against Tupac.
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@OsamaOtero
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Having sex isn’t everything, Have y’all tried just laying down, playing with someone’s hands while they talk about life.Those are the moments to live for. Deep talk and understanding someone’ background, opening up to someone and actually falling for them more and more🤗🤗
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@OsamaOtero
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Wakubwa, mimi sijawahi omba retweets niwin kitu hii mtaa leo natry. Mnisadie bana ni win a pair of timbs from @MwacheezyC shoe collection.
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Can KOT make @ManUtd pay some last respect to @armuisME ? ❤❤
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Kuna day ulisema we ni orphan. Is your dad Jesus because he just resurrected?
@bosibori_Ke
bosi 🧊
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My dad just joined Twitter today, these streets aren’t safe for me anymore 😂
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KMTC iko na school of journalism?,
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@OsamaOtero
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What's the stupidest thing you have ever done in the name of love?
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@OsamaOtero
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Unapata Gym iko 4th floor but watu wanatumia lift kuaccess Gym
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@OsamaOtero
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si kesho tuchape hashtag named #FuckKEGovt ? I am ready
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@OsamaOtero
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Na vile kwa avi yako matiti kubwa imemwagika kama maji ya vyombo smh. Pot calling a kettle black
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@OsamaOtero
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Mpigie simu na uwache ujinga ya kutweet kama sisi wenye hatuna number yake
@RealJaguarKenya
Hon. Jaguar
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I urge President Uhuru Kenyatta to take a similar stance on rent as @kagutamuseveni . Museveni has stopped evictions in Uganda. Let's ban them as well. Most Kenyans aren't going to work. They have little to spare for rent. Also, govt should protect landlords from auctions by banks
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@OsamaOtero
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Hii story ya mask haiwezi work Nairobi. Utaingia na mask kwa mat halafu upeane thao kama fare makanga asahau kukupea change ujipate umetoa nask ukishout "wee leta change yangu!"
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@OsamaOtero
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Hahaha si kwa ubaya heri nijenge mwanaume rent kuliko dem. Tweet for the Boychild
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@OsamaOtero
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Ethiopian soldiers are natural born snippers, they ruthless, they dont fear death huwezi fight na mtu anashoot mwewe ikiwa kwa sky time ako jaba like it is a normal thing halafu unamcompare na mtu aliangaliwa meno ndio a join military.
@SirAlexas
Aleckie Ronald
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Aki na vile Ethiopia washai tandika Al Shabaab kama tutoto twa primary, kwani Military yetu ukua weak aje?
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Truth be told, military guys hufikiria kiasi kuliko the police.
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I don't understand why this part is always warm but their heart cold.
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@OsamaOtero
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Whistle for me my dia. 😘
@MissCiku
Ciku Muiruri ✝️
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Merry Christmas! 🎄🎁
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Huyu Ruto anakaa kukuwa president. I mean listen to that speech. Commander In Chief...straight from Uasin Gishu bro
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@OsamaOtero
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Laptop yako ikimwagikiwa na any liquid. Do the following: 1. Unplug the charger. 2. Switch if off. 3. Remove the battery(if it is non removable). 4. turn it upside down. 5. Bring it. Kazi itakuwa rahisi to both of us. Simple work cheaper cost.
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@OsamaOtero
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Billy akiwin hiyo TV itabidi chokoraa twitter yote tuone vile Drey atapata TV ingine. Jamaa alikuwa ashabuy extention cable 😭😭😭
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@OsamaOtero
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NIMESKIA SAUTI YAKO FOR THE FIRST TIME NA HII NDIO ILE SIKU UNAAMUA KU-RUIN MY DAY 😭😭😭💔💔
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Siku mingi hatujachapa thread ya hustle zetu twitter. Twitter business community do your thing. Reply to this tweet with the type of business you do, your client might be on my TL...
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Ukivaa legging za red huwa unakaa kama pliers. Haga = 0 Thighs = 0
@Jo_Kimoney
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Osama akitoa hiyo kofia yake ya Kangol, jeans yake ya Savco na timberlands alipata via RETWEETS unabaki na a pile of bones 😂😂
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Tusker Cider 1 - 0 White Cap
@Kiritubobo
Hannah THEE Baker 👩🏾‍🍳
5 years
🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
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To Whom it may concern. It is a sad evening for Chokoraa Twitter. It has come to my attention that Crazy Nairobian has been suspended. The intel i am receiving suggests that there are enemies of progress. Now this is an order i want #BringBackBilly to trend
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Ku-take over from a rich boyfriend inakuanga tricky manze. This is why we insist men should not spend on their women.
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lakini kama dem anapost picha kama hizo we jua huna dem. Dem yeyote anapenda attention ya strangers just avoid her.
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#TBT Kuna motivational speaker aliwahi tuuliza: "Which is the largest room in the house?" Index 212 akasema sitting room ,50 akasema dinning room, index 1 akasema master bedroom tukadhani ako right but wapi?! Then speaker akasema: "the largest room is room for improvement" 😠
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Leo mtu ameleta Tv kubwa kuliko stall yetu ati tuunde. 🤣🤣🤣Tulimuona tukaanza kulia bana. Our stall is only 60inch na umetuletea 65inch
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@OsamaOtero
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Radio Stations kazi nikuiba topic zetu twitter but hawawezi iba topic ya unemployment
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AFCON is not trending in TZ because they are using AFIKONI
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@OsamaOtero
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Betty Kyalo is battling something. Atleast imeanza kushow...amekuwa akijifanya she is okay amemove on but hajamove on
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@OsamaOtero
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Mapenzi ilinikataa. Acha niunde tu laptops hadi nikuwe billionaire.
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@OsamaOtero
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😠😠😠na sijlawahi skia sauti yako. Wewe kwani huwa unaddhani niko na roho ya chuma ama?
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Yaani hamjawahi jua Droid ni dem?
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I hope @iKaryukie motivates y'all...
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Pia naskia Churchil ni scammer mwingine
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@OsamaOtero
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Hiyo story ya china..kidogooo naona tu kesho tupepete hii story mbaya sana
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We are back again. Fat Joe's law of leaning back. From this photo it clearly shows Sharon is the one who is interested in the other party. But look, the blackmail card is back again... Ata mjam hii story ya Sharon inakaa uongo. I understand Tony is a con but hii ingine ni uongo
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The biggest mistake I made in the past was that I believed love was about finding the right person. In reality, love is about becoming the right person. Don’t look for the person you want to spend your life with. Become the person you want to spend your life with.
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😂😂😂😂
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Peleka mtoto hospitali atahiriwe ...as a father unafaa kukuwa kwa life ya son wako. Mfunze how to be a man. Mambo ya kupeleka mtoto msituni halafu anatoka hiko kama amekuwa tribal warlord haina faida.
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@OsamaOtero
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Address your dad
@NationAfrica
Nation Africa
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Ngina Kenyatta on youth empowerment
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@OsamaOtero
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Dem akikutext kama amelewa but time ako sober anakuaavoid inamaanisha nini?
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Flaqo single handedly gave us a new meme. "Maajabu" 😂
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@OsamaOtero
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Landlord anakuitisha rent saa hii mlipe tu but after all this is over. Nunua simiti bag moja na uflash kwa choo na uhame the following day
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na vile huwa mnafuatana kila mahali. College mko pamoja kwa church, hostel, library, clubbing e.t.c. Mkikuja Nairobi wote mnaishi Langata smh 😕
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@OsamaOtero
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Si mbaya kudate guys with a net worth of 500million. Ata mimi ningekuwa dem singewahi date chali hana TV. But my question here is, baba yako akiskia unadate mtu ako 10000× richer than him na bado unamuomba rent si anaeza sema alizaa ng'ombe?
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@OsamaOtero
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Haiya
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Think about this. Think about the unreported cases. This is just but one of the many. If we keep silent we will keep tweeting something like this every year. Just think about it. #JusticeForSamuelMaina
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My pal back in 2014 when we were new in new Nairobi, alinishow nimpeleke place flani pangani (executive) a meet dem flani wamekuwa wakichat sana facebook. So me and my pal boarded 11C pale odeon tukaenda kumeet mrembo kwake...
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@OsamaOtero
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Si uoshe sahani after umebuy. Hiyo sticker smh
@CraigOmore
Craig Omore
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Nasikia hii stage ni muhimu kwa Maisha ya mtu 😂😂😂
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Nimekumbuka hii thread nimekosa appetite 💔💔
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But kama we survived; Zappa Napoleone Kenya King Ken Extra Furaha Gin & Brandy sarphire Meakings Afri Gold Victor Gin Gold Flying Horse Dolphin Shakers Moonwalker Bluemoon Kibao Sioni kama Liver zetu zinaweza kufa...
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@OsamaOtero
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kama iko na bluetooth make sure umeconnect nayo chini ya maji then weka porn. Atawacha ujinga ya kusumbua watu.
@Crazy_Nairobian
Billy The GOAT
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Finally jirani amenunua woofer, sasa hatutalala 😏
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@OsamaOtero
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Just thinking out loud. The number of ICU beds in Kenya is around 230. We have; 47 governors 47 senators. 47 women reps. 270 mps. Over 1000 MCAs. Hawa watu wakikatwa 100k each from their salaries for three months, hawawezi raise enough ICU beds?
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