Was just talking with my mom about how we have both been drinking since the 4th of July and I said we could go to quitting school together. She immediately fires back with “we’re not quitters. I hate a fucking quitter”
Hope yall don’t mind if Tiff do. Her new favorite pizza toppings are onions and jalapeños. As well as a Josh Cab with the founding story on the back of the bottle!
@Sirdabpen
Love how this was probable spam. Sam, I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again, I don’t want to break the internet and cause a world wide black out!!!!
All my heart,
Tiff
@TheSteveBalboni
Trying to cure my hangover at lunch with a mimosa, water, and bushwacker at the moment. Bikini, cards, and beer later this afternoon!!!!
@CStankier
Thank Mr. Stank!!! Will definitely have a few for you!!!! There’s absolutely no telling what Tiff will indulge in on this fine Thursday evening!!!!!