Albert Analsworth @AAnalsworth Twitter profile

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Albert Analsworth

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1 month

That’s his 14th time in the bathroom stall

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6 months

Just picked up the new Peter Millar rain jacket

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5 months

Officially committed to my new fraternity. Thanks for all that helped!

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2 years

@LILQZIVERT @malikwillis Malik gonna be a millionaire while your bum ass is still shopping at the dollar store.

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5 months

Finished 44 wings and 2 sides of fries at all you can eat. Bout to go indulge in some tums and sit on the toilet all night.

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@JohnDadof7 Gonna parlay that with him having gay parents

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2 years

@BallsackSports So was the plastic surgeon

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3 months

Yes its 7:30am. Yes I’m sitting first class. Yes I’m drinking a whiskey coke. Got any problems?

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5 months

Have y’all ever hit afters with Aaron

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3 months

@ksmitheygolf “Bro bro bro we just threw the nastiest dj throwdown…shit was frat”

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2 years

@Remarks He’s not wrong

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5 months

At Buffalo Wild Wings for the all you can eat wings…20 down and taking my first shit. I may go for 50

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5 months

@narcuezhunter Gotta see if they do blow first

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4 months

Spread for the night

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4 months

Happy Juneteenth to all! All fried chicken and watermelon will be 3/5ths the regular price today.

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1 month

What the fuck is this #shrinkthegame

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4 months

@therickster699 I will be joining the confederacy(foodacris)

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4 years

@ClixHimself You gotta drop zexrow and pick up a controller kid

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4 months

I’m sure the left hates my outfit today

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Albert Analsworth

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4 months

Just want to do a nightly update. This list of people should delete twitter- 1. Joined in June 2024 2. Yankees 3. Liberals

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4 months

Thanks to all my burner friends. In honor of y’all I will be getting hammered tn!

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4 years

@luifers2015 @AdamSchefter He should be like a 66

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2 years

@martsharter Wish they all emptied the clip on it

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2 months

Great start to junior year…denied from 2 bars so bought a tank

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6 months

Happy Whippet Wednesday to all that celebrate!

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4 months

Shout out to Uncle Sam for letting me get a few days off

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2 years

@BallsJimbo @mchooyah He did kill the biggest terrorist of our generation.

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4 years

@MrBeastYT Me

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5 months

You mind Jewboy?

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4 years

@iAmDjEastwood @ChrisBHaynes Ben thybulle and a 1st

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8 months

Devin Masson has taken over the living room tv

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2 years

@BleacherReport Boris diaw

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4 months

@TimGeebow Did meth at SAE…they should be 1

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2 months

Happy Sunday Rot

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3 months

Astros are a bunch of pussies

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5 months

Can’t wait to see the burnerverse in 10-15 years. Most of us retards are gonna be married with kids…or maybe we’ll all just be in rehab.

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2 months

Getting reports that Cedric will be the honorary Alabama captain on Saturday.

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5 months

Bottle opener on the bottom of my flops. Gonna offer to open a girls drink tn with it and sprinkle fentanyl on it.

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3 months

Shoutout to Nathan Bedford Forrest for letting me have a day!

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5 years

@ItsShake4ndbake I think it is Kobe would want them to play the games today

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3 years

@BSSportsbook Dexter mccluster

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3 months

Rest in peace $5 sunglasses

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6 months

Happy Tuesday

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5 months

12 beers down ✅ Widespread blasting ✅ Stared at while vaping ✅ 0 girls talked to (others than the grandma that said vaping is bad) ✅

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5 months

Does anyone know how to turn $44 into $300?(Ive got $44 in my bank account and down $300 on the book)

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6 months

Going to my 8am math test. If I fail I’m gonna drink my sorrows away but if I do good I’m gonna celebrate and get shithoused.

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7 months

Is this classified as a dui?

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6 months

Someone had a rough night

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4 years

@KOT4Q He was motionless when it cut to the commercial break

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6 months

This is what blow does

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2 months

Tested positive for Covid today. Def not gonna stop me from killing a tank.

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5 months

I thought I was still drunk when I woke up and saw Scottie scheffler arrested

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4 months

Played tennis today and got a little angry

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1 month

I will challenge anyone in a shit at the bar contest

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6 months

Given Rabbit Hole thousands of dollars and they decide to deny me tn. They can rot in hell.

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4 months

Down $300. Payouts tomorrow. Cooked up 2 parlays for the night. What y’all think?

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7 months

What the hell is this bullshit

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12 days

Strip club time

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4 months

Someone fill me in on this lily lang broad

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8 months

Devin Masson has to be the coolest and most frat guy of all time. Once he gets bullied out of Ole Miss, there are rumors of him transferring to Bama.

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4 months

@AB84 Some broad that I fucked…no big deal apparently.

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4 months

Lol these 2 arguing ab their golf game. Respect.

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6 months

Would any burners like to eat at the ferg around 4 tmr? (Bring brass knuckles)

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6 months

Keep this out of my beautiful town please.

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5 months

Genius idea: Have boat girls at the lake like golf course cart girls except they carry around blow and womps

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7 months

Been productive as hell today

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9 months

From a trusted source Kalen Deboer is landing at the Tuscaloosa airport and heading straight to rabbit hole to get trashed with the fellas.

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3 months

So ready to watch Deontae Lawson take Carson Becks head off in Tuscaloosa.

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4 months

@the_stews_band Looks like a ballsack after not shaving for weeks

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2 months

Hey Brian Kelly, SUCK THAT TROJAN DICK BITCH!

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4 months

@dylanlongergan6 Is this a joke?

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2 months

Pops rolled up in a Jerry Garcia shirt and dropped me off this…Can’t beat it.

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6 months

IS THIS THE DAGGER

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4 months

Can’t wait to do bag with this guy

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3 months

Panic.Booze.Nitrous.Blow.Nic.

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8 months

Valentines Day plans- 1. Get some Buffalo Wild Wings with the fellas 2. Get $6 pitchers with the fellas 3. Strike out and talk to 0 women at the bar

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3 years

@PurpleRow He won us that wild card game

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5 months

After my dinner debacle last night, I’m deciding to have an easy meal tn.

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1 year

@degen_betting I don’t think it’s disgusting at all, I think it is fair to question why this happened to a healthy 18 year old. I do see where y’all are coming from though.

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3 months

Since Joe dropped out, just wanted to let y’all know that Michelle has a cock and Kamala is a filthy scumbag.

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6 months

This rot has officially consumed me. To all of my fellow rotters…ROT THE HELL ON.

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2 years

@JonRothstein Nate Oats?

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6 months

Getting after the week early today…Locking in on a Monday!

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3 months

@JimMaui98 It’s terrible. Trump can still win but it’s gonna be a lot harder.

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3 months

Can’t beat it

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3 years

@PurpleRow Grichuk fits the coors mold better but I’ll always miss tapia.

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5 months

First day of work at the office. Been here an hour and already have clogged the toilet.

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4 months

@tuohyburner Only chill person in these pics is the Indian woman in the background

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5 months

@CharlesTHEReb The five fags

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4 months

@WhiteTrashTiff Tiff, wanna do bag sometime?

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4 months

When did John Bell and Dave Schools get aggressive?

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9 months

BREAKING NEWS: COLORADO HC DEION SANDERS HAS ACCEPTED THE HEAD COACHING JOB AT ALABAMA. HE WILL BRING ALONG JEFFREY EPSTEIN AT OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR AND STEPHEN HAWKING AT DEFENSIVE COORDINATOR!

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5 months

Just got denied at dollar general. Worker said they aren’t taking any out of state ids under the age of 40. So I decided to call the cops and say the worker molested me.

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5 months

Get some