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Redblooded Midwest American 🇺🇸. I love god, beer and boobs (in that order). Proud Ivy Tech Grad. 2018 Covington Invite Medalist. Indiana born🌽. #getstanky

Evansville, IN
Joined March 2024
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@__wabes Memphis too low here.
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@WaylonIv3796 You can get as high as 7 before they actually won’t ever talk to you again. Just a tip, continue on your quest.
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@glutenfreeperc Sounds pretty cheap, but what is the policy for hitting on women at Pilates class? Can I spit game at a coffee shop post tone?
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@feathersworth4 Sun chips are so elite. Harvest cheddar 4L
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Tobacco Road Saturday, Pinehurst No. 2 Sunday, Pinehurst No. 8 Monday. That’s what we call a weekend and a half fellas.
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@MikeGundyIs40 peter millar and upscale liquor stores are NOT SAFE
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@jaxtondort85 I agree until I saw hot chicks doing it now I’m unsure.
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@big_dawg_hammy1 In terms of body count give me Bama, in terms of who can “sit on that thang” better gotta go Noles.
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Pinehurst No. 2. I am inside of you.
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My collared shirt rankings: 1. Holderness and Bourne 2. Peter Millar 3. Stitch 4. Everything else This is gonna upset some folks, but the holderness fit, collar stiffness wins for me.
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@realgingerspixe I mean of all the hills to die on, this is certainly one. I’d dare to venture that kid hasn’t gone further than 3 mins missionary in his entire life.
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@DuragRebel @JakeLockerVols Durag, most have had that thought, and it appears that most have capitalized on that thought. Think me and you gotta get up to Knox and see what’s what.
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@jarbhid @glutenfreeperc Sure but some places are more acceptable than others I’m more seeking whether it’s commonly accepted or do I really gotta work here.
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@BBluebandz You are going to do things to that toilet that the company won’t ever be able to fix.
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@wobblymami Let ole stank take it for a spin around the block.
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@larrylovespot Just means everyone else is scared to be the first. Do what needs to be done Lar
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@audioguy182 Brian, you need a beer asap buddy.
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Do you know ball? Do you truly know ball?
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Sorry, gonna have a night.
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@AlaskanTom Your double down will go down in legend. Keep it up brother this shit is hilarious.
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Let freedom ring. Rock flag and eagle fellas.
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@fungirl777_ Hoeflation running rampant. Back in my day I used to have to work for a picture like this, now it’s on my feed. Would though, I’m not tripping.
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GroupMe has to be doing insane numbers in Knoxville right now.
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@bond_darryl1 Might be the first thousand point scorer in woodlands history!
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@DuragRebel Don’t test my gangster durag.
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Course record inbound today fellas.
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Take a walk on the wild side.
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45, this ones for you.
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This is our Juneteenth.
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Tobacco Road, I am inside of you.
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@donny_damage Might save him in a lawsuit.
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I ain’t as good as I once was, but I’m as good once as I ever was. Rip to a legend. Let’s have a day.
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@W_B_Rick Lily lang typa day rick?
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And to absolutely no one’s surprise…
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Nick Castellanos - Philadelphia Phillies (13)
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@Lld305 @feathersworth4 I vote salsa post summer pool day, harvest cheddar regular item. Personal bias tho.
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The admins in question:
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BE HONEST. Over or under 2.5 showers per week? 🚿
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Gentleman, it had arrived.
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Just updated the LinkedIn guys, feel free to connect!
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If my wife takes her bachelorette party in Miami or Nashville she is no longer my future wife.
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There’s no shot that thing is street legal.
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@Tyme1299218 Tyme has quickly become my favorite iu related account. Dude has a vendetta and he’s got the ammo to back it up. Lap em all tyme, you’ve earned it.
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Here is a plate of wings and some cold beer as a palate cleanser on what has been a turbulent Monday in our world.
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Had some wings, drinking, gonna log into work late tomorrow. If that ain’t a black holiday I don’t know what is.
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@audioguy182 Thank god, the world’s a better place with you drinking. Glad you’re back Brian.
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Shoes: OnClouds Shorts: Peter Belt: Smathers Shirt: Peter Hat: Imperial Have you ever seen a more dripped out caddy in American history? Pinehurst no 2, you are not safe. Bout to read the tits off these greens.
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Nothing but love for everybody involved here. You make me enjoy my miserable post grad life.
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Another day another dollar. Country clubs beware.
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The European mind cannot comprehend a 9 hour drive in the same country. Thank god im not European. Rock flag and eagle.
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Me at the local watering hole after 12 tall millers and striking out for the third time tonight.
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@DuragRebel Durag, we’re going to have to carry the reins here until they’re back. They’d want us to continue the legacy.
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Happy Friday. Fuck the left!
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Taking 8 shots tonight in honor of the 8 shots fired at president trump.
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@larrylovespot This is the funniest thing i have seen on this app if you understand all the context that goes into it.
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@gr8g0oglymo0gly “Ya didn’t get up to much. Just kinda took it easy”, as I take my fourth watery shit of the day.
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@BockoCocko You better be Italian or Spanish Mike, you appear to be dark enough where I’d question your motives at a local convenience store. Swing is solid, flip the hips at finish a little more and you’re there.
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In case anyone was worried. And yes it’s a double. This isn’t communist Russia.
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Chat. Is this dope?
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@Linds4848 No, me and the fellas have a date with online dynasty. Nice try.
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Happy Juneteenth friends.
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In no particular order my top 5 bands: Oasis Eagles Pink Floyd Lynyrd Skynyrd Red Hot Chili Peppers HM: Grateful Dead, Zeppelin, Guns N Roses
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Biden sounds like me doing my presentation in Spanish 2 sophomore year of high school.
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@specialKslut Keep up the good work. Best, Stank
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@snowbunnyslopes Ron, gonna loot a pro shop at the local club today in honor of those who can’t.
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Just keep her in that position I’m on my way!
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@ultramcbitch @NCAAFootball14 Video game is lucky I love him or else I’d say something negative about that belt. However, I hope u both enjoy ur evening god bless. -Stank
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@Danny_Darts_07 @__wabes Baltimore isn’t a city, it’s an active war zone. Probably why it doesn’t qualify for this list.
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This fit has been doing generational numbers lately. (Yes I understand it’s douchey but damnit it works)
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This is what I call a proper portion. Need more stoned chipotle employees.
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@impetermillar Putting in a ton of options on chicken commodities tomorrow and watching them skyrocket Thursday morning.
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@BockoCocko Mike, attached you’ll find the excel document you asked for. Hope it finds you well, and happy Tuesday. Best Regards, Stank
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Like this message for PlayStation 5 online dynasty.
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@NCAAFootball14 All my rowdy friends have settled down needs a mention brother. Plus if the south would’ve won
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@CobraInciarte Average night w the fellas in my neck of the woods.
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@MTGCurtis You should give them a premade burner account the night their pledgeship ends. Similarly to wearing letters they cannot do so before they are fully in. Elite dad’s night tradition.
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Pacifico is the superior Mexican beer. Change my mind, I dare you.
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@__wabes We can all agree anyone who drives a golf cart on the green deserves a 5 iron to the back of the head. Happy Tuesday.
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In search of a brand deal today. Wish me luck.
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@carleypero If you ever seek a lovely portillos Italian beef and 2 minutes of missionary where I can guarantee at least one of us finishes, feel free to bang my line. Cheers, Stank
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@GratefulR3b New Waylon you dare say? It truly is white boy summer.
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@RickVaughn1716 Shrink the game
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Extremely blessed and honored to be given the reins of the Indiana football program. Coach Stank will bring glory and honor back to Bloomington.
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Idc if it’s a 150 yard shot, I’m grabbing my 2 iron and hitting a stinger right into them. Shrink the game.
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🧍💥🏌🏼‍♂️ What’s your move if you’re waiting to tee off?
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I hate watching Cantlay play. So slow, no flair or flash. I get he’s good, but at what cost to society?
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@itsAntWright Professional stat padding if I’ve ever seen it.
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Headed down to Oxford for the ole miss Georgia game this year, think I need to do a Lexington weekend and a Knoxville weekend as well. Need to experience good football first hand. Basketball schools don’t have the juice in the fall.
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Would be lovely to see more accounts on 𝕏 simply posting beautiful content
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@Doinks2Big “Country stank” liked both the post and your front porch.
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@sawjones69 Buddy and I got banned from tinder (and hinge by extension) for matching with the huskier women and informing them of their higher than average BMIs. Bless up, u can take my likes too.
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I had a vision.
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@DrinkingwithOBB To be fair to Joe, that’s pretty normal so might not have had anything to do with you.
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The plan today: Go sweat out the demons Bacon Egg n Cheese with a cup of coffee Selwyn Pub Transfusions Win my $2000 Reds bet Talk to women at the bar (boss battle) Go home (preferably not alone) Will update as we go. Let’s have a Saturday 🤝
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@for_yield Yea bro I’ve ripped my vape pen and zyn on a plane. Also handled a handle of duty free booze on my flight to Dublin. You just gotta want it more than the next guy.
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Feel free to oblige, I’ll just know you suck harder than the new Dyson model.
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If I’m gonna talk shit about any 19-20 year olds on here, it’s going to be the ones who wear my schools jersey.
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@SqueezedReb Blue oyster cult is an elite call.
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@thfc_coorslight Your kind isn’t welcome on my app. Go to threads queer.
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Double fist on a Thursday. Be different. Just do it. -stank
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Won $500 on the reds Lost $500 at the casino
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