Redblooded Midwest American 🇺🇸. I love god, beer and boobs (in that order). Proud Ivy Tech Grad. 2018 Covington Invite Medalist. Indiana born🌽.
#getstanky
My collared shirt rankings:
1. Holderness and Bourne
2. Peter Millar
3. Stitch
4. Everything else
This is gonna upset some folks, but the holderness fit, collar stiffness wins for me.
@realgingerspixe
I mean of all the hills to die on, this is certainly one. I’d dare to venture that kid hasn’t gone further than 3 mins missionary in his entire life.
@DuragRebel
@JakeLockerVols
Durag, most have had that thought, and it appears that most have capitalized on that thought. Think me and you gotta get up to Knox and see what’s what.
@jarbhid
@glutenfreeperc
Sure but some places are more acceptable than others I’m more seeking whether it’s commonly accepted or do I really gotta work here.
@fungirl777_
Hoeflation running rampant. Back in my day I used to have to work for a picture like this, now it’s on my feed. Would though, I’m not tripping.
@Tyme1299218
Tyme has quickly become my favorite iu related account. Dude has a vendetta and he’s got the ammo to back it up. Lap em all tyme, you’ve earned it.
Shoes: OnClouds
Shorts: Peter
Belt: Smathers
Shirt: Peter
Hat: Imperial
Have you ever seen a more dripped out caddy in American history? Pinehurst no 2, you are not safe. Bout to read the tits off these greens.
@BockoCocko
You better be Italian or Spanish Mike, you appear to be dark enough where I’d question your motives at a local convenience store. Swing is solid, flip the hips at finish a little more and you’re there.
@ultramcbitch
@NCAAFootball14
Video game is lucky I love him or else I’d say something negative about that belt. However, I hope u both enjoy ur evening god bless.
-Stank
@MTGCurtis
You should give them a premade burner account the night their pledgeship ends. Similarly to wearing letters they cannot do so before they are fully in. Elite dad’s night tradition.
@carleypero
If you ever seek a lovely portillos Italian beef and 2 minutes of missionary where I can guarantee at least one of us finishes, feel free to bang my line.
Cheers,
Stank
Headed down to Oxford for the ole miss Georgia game this year, think I need to do a Lexington weekend and a Knoxville weekend as well. Need to experience good football first hand. Basketball schools don’t have the juice in the fall.
@sawjones69
Buddy and I got banned from tinder (and hinge by extension) for matching with the huskier women and informing them of their higher than average BMIs. Bless up, u can take my likes too.
The plan today:
Go sweat out the demons
Bacon Egg n Cheese with a cup of coffee
Selwyn Pub Transfusions
Win my $2000 Reds bet
Talk to women at the bar (boss battle)
Go home (preferably not alone)
Will update as we go. Let’s have a Saturday 🤝
@for_yield
Yea bro I’ve ripped my vape pen and zyn on a plane. Also handled a handle of duty free booze on my flight to Dublin. You just gotta want it more than the next guy.