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“Big Jerker” Thorton

@30secondnut

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World Renound Alcohol Abuser, Ted 2 lover, back porch and your Mom/GF enjoyer. Dry Beater. fjb gig em and God bless

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Sometimes being honest is what works (it won’t)
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Panthers fans watching caleb williams freaking it on them
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@gang451000 Upset about this one. Had to pull out the miller lites. Bring back the fucking mountains. Thanks
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Yeah you dont like this coors do you Tim
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Breaking news- My ex has gotten very fat
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@kissmemateo @LivLuvJinji @hunnywh0re God said he didn’t like you anymore
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@zamrockusa Followed her on IG one time. Unfollowed because i got nervous, might make a comeback
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@iamrrac Told a 8/10 she was retarded as an opener last night. Worked like a charm sir
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@bushleaguepodd Golf and cold beer doesn’t break our hearts
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@Mikey233s @TheeHornyyPoPo I would sell my soul to be that pumpkin
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@EthanThrow62478 Carolina panthers tab open is almost worse than that
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@jordanaxjames Ummmm is this what you look like? @eatlantahannah
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Micah Parsons today #CowboysNation
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I deal with situations in ways you couldn’t comprehend
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@NFLComedySkits @AB84 How is this irony
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@Pingusbeer Nice hog confidence.
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Josh Allen when i have US currency placed on him
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@_Rust_Cohle Oh my God What a line. Hope you got the date.
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@ashleyfrohnert @peta You will forget about this video by the weekend but ok
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@HEEEEEBERT @luhblix Do people like this exist
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Guys if i post who the girl is are we finding her for big jerker’s next date
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“Such a fun friend date!”
Such a fun friend date! ❤️
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@Mitch_Cumsteinn This is funny as fuck i cant lie sir
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Browns fans to deshaun watson after the first drive
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@TheeHornyyPoPo I would get breast implants to beat my meat to myself tbh
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Snapchat memories just popped up
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@slvppy how to shape my penis with a pencil sharpener
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Geno Smith i cant handle this anymore it’s over
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Do y’all want a love story
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@bigreddogclif Please come over i need that big red clifussy
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@kaykookiedough She left me because i pre fire too much
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@WaylonIv3796 If im being honest I’m not passing 30 seconds
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@wobblymami Congrats on those fuckin honkers 👍🏻👍🏻
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Cam Miller to the Colorado defense
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Coworker just said after his date she texted “That was fun bestie” I would end it all
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Can you pay for a date first
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@kirawontmiss If you broke just say it
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Sir the second text message has turned green
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She does this for everyone You aren’t the one buddy.
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Congratulations to Cameron Brink on her engagement 💍🤍
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Florida vs Tennessee currently
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@Bader_AL7 @sadcrib Dude saved his number
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@johnny_cartman No reply :((((
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@netothenee Im fucking pissed off that i saw this
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The girl i talked to for a week and had a 5 day snap streak 2 years ago with just posted her fiancee
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Can I say something that i mean- Do NOT give up when times get rough. Life is unfair but patience wins if you do it right.
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@TuaMasterclass Yeah absolute masterclass
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@kaykookiedough I be shoving pumpkins down my throat and ass
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@GiganticJasper @Ephen__ @kirawontmiss They would probably consider that a W
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@ihyjuju Jus pray bro
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Me if i was a vagician
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Coors light is not a good beer.
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I almost cranked hog to this you fucker
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Fellas I don’t know if I can keep wearing the overalls to DKR anymore
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@kaykookiedough If I saw this tweet while feeling some connection with you i’d kill myself
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This girl asked me what i was doing later and posted her BF of two years. I am actually disgusted. Not a joke. Thanks.
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@HaroldSJohnson2 Yup. This one made me laugh at the bar and i looked retarded. Thanks
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Do any tattoo artists do full sleeves but for the hog?
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Living - Single Seeing- Double Making- Triple
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My next gf gonna be surprised as fuck when i have roses and a bottle of wine for her when she is slightly sad
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Deshaun Watson and Daniel Jones
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We are TAPPED in @quokkagatorr
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Can we have a peter and lois relationship (you’re hot and i’m a fat rètärd)
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@kaykookiedough Mommy milkers if you will
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In between can’t pass a bretahlyzer but can walk a straight line rn
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If seattle wins i’ll munch box as a celebration
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I have no idea how to flirt i just called her a dumbass
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@TheBirdFuckedJo She is not fat at all but saying yes would have been funny as fuck Going to go say yes
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Did your liberal arts degree come with a starbucks application too
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A MAN blocked me? Chill mr sassy
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I love watching the Seattle Seahawks play. I am a big fan. In fact, i think they are doing great.
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I need to sell my virginity for gambling money
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@ihyjuju 1 like on this and i’ll end it all
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I fucking hate when Lois gets mad at Peter. Let him have fun.
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My toilet would look like a blown up mud hole
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On a hunt for General tsos pizza. I need it
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@jaydengotnohoes @kirawontmiss no what I would say, is that you don’t understand sarcasm, Yo!
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I changed my mind i want to be sad this morning
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Goodmorning friends This is going to be a great week for me Thanks
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Yeah lets have a fucking week.
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Anyone wanna see a banger hinge line that worked in september (came back up in the groupchat)
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I have solidified myself as a goated driver tonight. Legally can’t say why. Thanks
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You got it DJT
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@30secondnut I’ll send you IMPORTANT ELECTION UPDATES for Michigan. Make sure you are ready to VOTE FOR DONALD J. TRUMP by November 5th. Reply #stop to opt-out.
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Mike McDaniel getting fucking smoked but he gets to dress like a bisexual drug dealer
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Having a beer Jk i will have two thanks
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@gregariouswde Political Status- Liberal.
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About to put up record numbers for “You up?” Texts at 1:18AM on Friday nights
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4. Schedule send messages
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I’m fuckin pissed that it’s monday
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@Sadcrib Sometimes i shit and don’t wipe
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Yeah so this is the only good tier list Thanks, Big Jerker
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Fucking bullshit. Don’t talk to me until i’ve had my morning crank. #weekendgoesbyfast #grrr
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