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Customer Service Manager @tesco and mental health counsellor

Joined February 2023
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@Terry_Twatter
Terry
9 months
No space for #banter on Elon’s X these days
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@Terry_Twatter
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3 months
Not one for noshing off other teams but fuck me, this was insanely good. Every single one of them blasted it out and it’s an absolute ripper of a tune.
@Coventry_City
Coventry City
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WE’LL LIVE AND DIE WE’LL LIVE AND DIE IN THESE TOWNS
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@Terry_Twatter
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@alelliott88 How he managed to marry that yank bird was beyond me. She was class.
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3 months
@triggs14 “How’s it hanging Kenny?” “How’s it hanging? Nearly hangin off!”
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5 months
@AccidentalP Describes himself as an ‘amateur historian’ to justify playing PC games at 59 years old 😆
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5 months
@____PM1O @PotnoodIefringe Looks like a guy I know @Thogden was lurking round town tonight I think
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4 months
@suzPOV
SPW
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What viral video makes you laugh no matter how many times you watch it? Mine is ‘bye driver’
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4 months
@SkyNews Happy with him whilst living on the other side of Europe. Funny that.
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29 days
@TheTruthHurtz82 @CYMRU270 A lot of likes on that one mate
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@Terry_Twatter
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6 months
He really doesn’t help himself does he. High performance twat.
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@Terry_Twatter
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1 year
@ThenvsNowPic1 Much better view now
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10 months
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24 days
@lufc1919 @EurovisionRG @DJEEvans7 Funny how the people who sit at home watching the One Show when the football is on have the most to say about football fans. Soft as shite.
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3 months
@little_emmabird @UB1UB2 Try being slow and quiet when a fucking XL bully is trying to rip your balls off, Emma.
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1 year
@Wooks1983 @CJRChar He looks like he’s been dug up from his own coffin
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5 months
@CrimeLdn In need of some discipline and a good barber !!
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9 months
@TrentAA @England You were awful
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7 months
Looks like three homosexuals running for a bus
@sistoney67
Simon Stone
7 months
Man City unveil Bell, Summerbee and Lee statue outside the Etihad Stadium
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@Terry_Twatter
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9 months
@JoshWoogsLFC @jtferz 1000 views is still fucking dreadful mate
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9 months
Fantastic - chuck him a 2 year stadium ban whilst you’re at it and give the steward a raise.
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4 months
Bet he loves a hedge dispute with his neighbours
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3 months
Peter Drury is fucking insufferable. How does no one at Sky think the same?
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6 months
@SheilaM18226725 @_rubberbaron I hope they get put in a furnace all at once, Sheila!
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1 month
@sewistwrites What a load of fucking DRIVEL
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@Terry_Twatter
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1 year
@SixNationsRugby @POTUS Doesn’t know what day of the week it is let alone who’s playing
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7 months
@eurosport @evans_reanne Not sure about that. Gives worse players an easier chance of making it through to rounds with more prize money, essentially, on the grounds of them not being as good.
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@SuppressedSikh Bringing a fold up bike on the train
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@Terry_Twatter
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9 months
Because UTDNEO has a direct line to the boardroom. Turn it in you fucking gimp cunt. Sick of these little virgin accounts on here.
@UTDNeo_
Neo
9 months
🚨💣Manchester United board believes Mason Greenwood is their best player even ahead of Bruno Fernandes. #MUFC
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@Terry_Twatter
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1 year
@cariadcynnes No one’s arsed he’s welsh Jade you trollop
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1 month
I’d bag 30 goals a season in the WSL no issues
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6 months
She’s absolutely fucking hopeless isn’t she?
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21 days
@HelenOa09466663 @d5_rss @FBAwayDays I can interfere wherever I like. Lick scotlands arse some more for some social media gratification ya weapon 😴
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29 days
£4.10 for a water at the @TheO2 😄 set of robbing bastards. I know it’s the London tax but food and bevs should 100% be capped.
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1 month
@Stan130140 @Realaldo474 @TheIrishDrog Crawl out of his arse hole Tony
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5 months
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1 year
Proper day out. Lindelof turns into Maldini when Maguire isn’t next to him. What a penalty too.
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5 months
@mrjakehumphrey That’s just so high performance!
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6 months
@MailSport That’s not a woman surely
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2 months
@richardajkeys What about shagging your daughter’s best mate with a cancer stricken wife, Richard? Would be great to get your opinion.
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5 months
The famous Anfield roar!
@ToniEvansParody
Toni Evans Parody
5 months
Big game today. The travelling Red Men need to bring this kind of passion. Be the 12th Man! #YMCA
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4 months
Huge fan of this. Repressed anger goth munter taking a serious kick to the chops. Result!
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4 months
@TonyEvans92a @___KR111 Boozed up wastrel!
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10 months
The irony of arguably football’s biggest ever alcoholic who regularly tossed it off for numerous teams having a go at a Premier League captain not being someone you’d bring into the trenches 🤡
@offtheball
Off The Ball
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'He's just not somebody for me, you'd bring into the trenches.' Keith Treacy has concerns over the Man Utd captaincy. Become a member now at
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15 days
Danny Murphy can’t drop the fact he got some pints spilt on him for the goal. Fucking commentate on the game you Gollum headed munter!
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11 months
Christ 16 minutes into Daniel Sturridge’s punditry career and I’m cringing like fuck.
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6 months
@Troviary @gibeygiblet96 Hope it survived does any 1 know ?
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3 months
To my dying day I will never ever understand why grown adults do these fucking spastic videos unironically.
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5 months
How the fuck is that bloke 28
@Munsterrugby
Munster Rugby
5 months
Ireland international Oli Jager 💚💚💚 #SUAF ☘️
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20 days
Is that Richard Gadd in the crowd?
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1 month
People like this genuinely ruin football. It’s 22 men kicking a ball round a field.
@CounterPressers
CounterPressers
1 month
Wharton’s ability to dominate central zone’s when in-possession makes him an absolute monster. His technical tools which aid his central-zonal dominance are: - Scan frequency - awareness of press/space - Processing speed - instant decisions - Optimal body position/manipulation
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11 months
@nr147 @warhammer I can smell the fanny from here Neil!
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8 months
Urghhhhh
@ILoveSnooker_
I ❤️ Snooker
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Ding Junhui did this today 😎 #snooker #ilovesnooker
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2 months
Buy the fat cunt then and take his 350k a week yourselves. Sums up modern footballers - can turn it on whenever they like, but as soon as it’s not going their way they drop their arse for an entire season, Rashford included. Dossers with a bit of flair.
@BlackYellow
Borussia Dortmund
2 months
You all owe him an apology, we were ALWAYS familiar with his game.
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6 months
Absolute joke. Don’t agree with refs getting pelters but when they’re dropping calls like that every single game, they deserve it.
@IanWright0
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6 months
Would rather go down for a penalty than put the ball in an empty net! Seen it all!
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@itvnews Two sides to every story
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5 months
@jtferz Mental
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6 months
@theJeremyVine No ones arsed mate
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@Danny_McMoomins @LBC 6 of one, half a dozen the other
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1 year
Pretty serious night that 😍
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11 months
@Lord_Sugar @bbceastenders Do some work Sugar you lazy man
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1 year
@Football__Tweet Grow up lads
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3 months
Rashford once again stinking the gaff out. I’d love him to be dropped - never seen a player lose the ball so needlessly every 2 minutes.
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3 months
Martin Neanderthal Keown who looks like the world’s ugliest chimp is still talking about that Saka decision last week and STILL thinks it was a penalty. How is he still a pundit on telly? Never says anything of any worth.
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Hahahahahaha wouldn’t expect her to look any different
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@MikeSturdy1 @amjonno Pipe down Mike you wet flannel
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4 months
Not very ladylike!
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3 months
@UndrTheCosh Is it true that the notts forest players managed to open his locked briefcase on the team bus and found a hairdryer and hairbrush inside?
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9 months
@JBurtTelegraph Absolutely shocking patter
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@Stan130140 @Realaldo474 @TheIrishDrog I’m not talking about food banks, I’m talking about you licking Aldridge’s alcoholic arse!
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Mint
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9 months
Whoever at Ajax signed Calvin Bassey for £20m needs a lobotomy. He’s absolutely fucking pants.
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6 months
Went and saw this. It’s shite.
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11 months
That is top drawer noughties
@shitbritishpics
Great British Getty Images
11 months
The front cover of Chat magazine showing “Win a Divorce” contest (1999)
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1 year
@DeadlineDayLive No please not Butland! We’re fucked without him!
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@bob_smithson @Danny_McMoomins Wouldn’t be called Madri if it wasn’t brewed there would it smart fella?
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7 months
Christ alive that’s sexual
@FabioValente147
Fabio Valente
7 months
Positional shot, Ronnie O’Sullivan edition #147sf #UKChampionship
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@Morbidful Jesus hope he’s ok
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2 months
Two losses and they’re calling for his head 😂
@Craig1Osullivan
Craig O’Sullivan
2 months
It’s the first time I’ve really questioned the manager that we’ve had for a long time apart for Nuno. I never wanted the previous ones out. But Ange is out of his depth imo. Secondly this comes from the very top of the club. We need football men in charge people actually want to
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@Terry_Twatter
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11 months
Biggest proportion of GROWN MEN in kits with names on the back #fact
@larrylarrge
Mr Moon ⚒️
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Can’t get over how many shirters there are at Arsenal games #gooners
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4 months
@CMcC18825526 Go and moan like a little bastard to your 7 followers, I’m sure they’re hanging onto your every word!
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@Jaack @ClashOfTungsten You got us there Jack, that was a belter!
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1 year
@viagogo What you apologising for I’m asking a question about this Saturday?
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1 year
He fucking loves POWER!
@RondelleHobbs
RondelleHobbs
1 year
this is what every iron maiden song sounds like
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@PodcastPharaohs Mark’s dad at center back. Absolute winner.
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