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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

2 months

i hope when i die everyone remembers how much i loved fags cans and shagging

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

1 month

disposable income

Knightmare

@KnightmareUK

1 month

Oasis are trending. What else from the '90s should make a comeback?

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@RondelleHobbs

6 years

When you book a room but the last meeting runs over.

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4 years

erm that’s 20 you mugs

UK Prime Minister

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4 years

Businesses selling food or drink, including bars, pubs and restaurants, must be closed at 10pm. All food and drink must be served at a table. After 10pm it's takeaway deliveries only. ➡️

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4 years

when the dj at my birthday party asks me if I've got any requests

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4 years

not one banksy since captain tom died. coincidence?

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@RondelleHobbs

4 years

landlord with 17 london properties just been having a massive cry on radio 4

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10 days

went round my parents for tea last night and the telly was paused liked this for 2 and a half hours.

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@RondelleHobbs

9 months

Sphere

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What do you want to see on Sphere in 2024? 👀

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@RondelleHobbs

6 months

what the first nando’s off the grill sees before it dies

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7 months

phil foden gave his mum 30g of amber leaf for mother’s day

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@RondelleHobbs

4 months

not for me. i like it.

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@centregoals

4 months

Hard to see Cristiano Ronaldo like this 💔

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4 years

‘i like to see all the english teams do well in europe’

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3 months

big sam’s england would have had these slovenians crying into their idrijski žilkrofi by now but because the sun wanted to demonise a man for enjoying pints and wine and cooking the books you’ve got an undercover policeman in a cardi

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@RondelleHobbs

6 years

Tommy Robinson’s favourite shower gel is brown sauce.

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1 year

this is what every iron maiden song sounds like

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@RondelleHobbs

4 months

and if i win i’ll have her playing for england in a false 9 position creating chance after chance

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4 months

If Labour wins the election Shamima will get a British passport, a council house and social security for life.

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@RondelleHobbs

1 year

cricket and f1 on today

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@RondelleHobbs

3 years

not a single banksy since prince phillip died. coincidence?

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@RondelleHobbs

4 years

sean dyche's favourite bath bomb is 30g of amber leaf

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@RondelleHobbs

11 months

i see the new president of argentina looks like a bullseye contestant

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6 years

Piers Morgan used to stand with the dinner lady in the playground during lunchtime

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Sandy Tregent

@SandyofSuffolk

5 months

Let's see your pictures of the real England that luckily still exists. I'll go first. Wiltshire.

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@RondelleHobbs

25 days

do you reckon there was a couple of sub post masters that were on the rob that can’t believe their luck

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@RondelleHobbs

5 years

Prince: “she wore a raspberry beret” Your dad: “where’s her fucking poppy?”

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@RondelleHobbs

1 year

great thread of whoppers driving through puddles, whoppers driving through puddles fans

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1 year

Very much enjoying the videos of people thick enough to drive their expensive cars into flooded roads, thinking it’s invincible, then it coming out the other side absolutely fucked.

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@RondelleHobbs

4 years

i took this picture in victoria park this afternoon. disgusting.

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@RondelleHobbs

8 months

this is my favourite photo of daft punk without their helmets

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@RondelleHobbs

10 months

fred west stripped of his city and guilds

Sky News

@SkyNews

10 months

BREAKING: Lucy Letby has been stripped of her nursing credentials 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube

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@RondelleHobbs

8 months

rishi sunak held hands with the dinner lady at play time

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4 years

the nhs have enough on their plate without brian may's broken arse rolling into a&e.

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@RondelleHobbs

1 year

this website was so much better when it was just trying to get american celebrities to retweet photos of british serial killers under the pretence of a beloved family member’s birthday

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@RondelleHobbs

6 years

A group of three or more white men is called ‘a podcast’

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@RondelleHobbs

6 years

Aldi/Lidl need separate queues for lads that live on their tod. Quick moving for the man that just needs an onion, six Steinhäusers and a set of drill bits.

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

3 years

can confirm the pfizer vaccine does not protect against disco fever. absolutely riddled

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@RondelleHobbs

6 years

When you’ve got the party conference at 3 but have to play modular synth for Hawkwind at 9.

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@RondelleHobbs

11 months

years ago i tweeted him saying i missed him on the square and he told me to get a life and blocked me. have to respect it

Russty_Russ #Retro

@russty_russ

11 months

A Happy Birthday to Shaun Williamson. 58 today!

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

6 years

“I saw VAR at the roundhouse in 82. I think it was just me and their mum’s watching but everyone at that gig went home and formed a band”

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

5 months

you wouldn’t catch me dying in a helicopter crash. embarrassing. for one: you’re dead. two: everyone knows you’ve been in a helicopter - the unicycle of the sky. i’ll swerve it thanks.

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

1 year

noel gallagher is just neil young for people that cheer when someone drops a pint glass

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

5 years

only 8 more prime ministers until Christmas x

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@RondelleHobbs

6 years

Have the Beatles taught you nothing?

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

1 year

all those creamy pints have made me feel quite ill and you have to think - is there another agenda at play here?

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

1 year

his time would be better spent perfecting the style of getting himself some mates

Andrew Tate

@Cobratate

1 year

I have been locked in my house to perfect the 7 styles of WUDAN. Join me in the fight against the Matrix:

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

1 month

mate went see oasis years ago and saw a lass sat on her boyfriend’s shoulders get a plastic glass full of piss beamed right into her dome about 20 seconds into the first song.

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

5 years

not a single banksy since gary rhodes died. coincidence?

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@RondelleHobbs

7 months

@youwouldknow @Beigerevenge i feel like k8 midders just cut her own hair while she was having a mild episode and is just waiting for it to grow out. most reasonable explanation

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

4 years

“one of my properties is only getting the same rent it was four years ago”

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@RondelleHobbs

5 years

what my pizza sees when it’s in the oven

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@RondelleHobbs

4 years

not a single banskey since snooker legend willie thorne passed away. coincidence?

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@RondelleHobbs

4 years

when tommy robinson's wife asks what he'd like on in the car while they flee the country

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@RondelleHobbs

9 months

‘work hard play hard’ in their bio just means they’re a recruitment consultant that does coke

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@RondelleHobbs

10 days

@baddy2shoos1 thanks mate i’ll pass that on

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

3 years

lads born in 2000 obsessing over euro 96 are the new fellas in their 60s obsessing over world war 2.

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@RondelleHobbs

2 months

hope HR departments manage to get an early night. busy day tomorrow

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@RondelleHobbs

3 years

you don’t see footballers turning up at claire’s accessories and booing your dad while he’s trying to work

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@RondelleHobbs

10 months

good will to all men? so you’re wishing fred west a merry christmas? interesting.

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@RondelleHobbs

3 years

nobody: facebook:

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@RondelleHobbs

3 years

going to space won’t make you less bald

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@RondelleHobbs

5 years

Every single last one orders the omelette at a curry house

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@RondelleHobbs

4 years

"the right honourable gentleman stated in his action plan that the boys were nowhere near town. however the data carried out at dino's bar and grill shows that they were indeed back in town and in many cases, dressed to kill"

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

4 years

musicians will literally drive across the country in an mot failure for 30 quid and a crate of warm carlsberg. you don’t know who you’re messing with.

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

5 years

is exactly what someone with no mates would say

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@RondelleHobbs

8 months

her: are you wearing the… me: selco builders warehouse darts shirt? yes

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@RondelleHobbs

1 year

someone’s just bowled into the chippy and asked for ‘a lightly battered fish’

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@RondelleHobbs

1 year

me and the boys steering the submarine with this

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@RondelleHobbs

3 years

this is what you get when you order richard branson off wish

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@RondelleHobbs

6 months

turned up to my new job an hour early

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

4 years

one positive to take away from all this is that viral videos of attention seekers dancing in airports are at an all time low and you can’t put a price on that.

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@RondelleHobbs

4 years

dead long wheelies for the nhs

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@RondelleHobbs

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jude bellingham was only 10 when beefy botham got his micky out on twitter

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@RondelleHobbs

6 years

I don’t believe that *everybody* was Kung fu fighting.

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@RondelleHobbs

5 years

if anyone asks you if you’re doing anything nice this weekend just say ‘the fucks it got to do with you’

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@RondelleHobbs

9 months

if i die in the war who will provide an income for my landlord?!?

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@RondelleHobbs

5 years

I have declared boris johnson fit for work

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@RondelleHobbs

7 months

Kate Middleton all smiles in new images obtained by TMZ

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@RondelleHobbs

4 years

katie hopkins gets her hair cut at halfords

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@RondelleHobbs

5 years

The face of a man that tells people in the pub he lives next door to Jackie Chan while dishing out unsolicited fruit machine advice

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1 year

jeremy vine when he sees a van

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4 years

dot cotton was always smoking near everyone's clean clothes in that laundrette

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@RondelleHobbs

5 years

frank lampard uses a black pudding as a bath bomb

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9 years

Our national anthem should be the sound of Piers Morgan falling down a flight of stairs for 45 minutes.

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@RondelleHobbs

1 year

this could have been you if you’d chosen a trade instead of going to uni

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@RondelleHobbs

8 months

ally mccoist is short for aluminium mccoist

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@RondelleHobbs

5 years

we’re going to be seeing a boom of little isolation babies in nine months time. then in 60 years they can all say they survived something they never lived through.

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RondelleHobbs

@RondelleHobbs

5 years

Pornhub but for the abandoned and lonely ForlornHub