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3 years

@Baddiel Don't come on here telling people you like your kids. Thats what Facebook's for.

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@BeardedGenius @joelycett Must confess, as an old duffer I'm not overly familiar with Joe (sorry - I will now try and put that right). But this really is fantastic. Did not budge despite Laura's obvious feelings of horror.

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@fesshole 26 year old barmaid though..

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2 years

Anyone would think playing an entire Premier league season without a centre forward was a bad idea #lufc

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@PhilHay_ @TheAthletic @samstejskal Always rated him. Who is he?

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@maxrushden I've never wanted someone to miss more in my life. Thats including the Italia 90 semi final.

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@MarkOosterveen How does he know??

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@ichlugebullets I feel quite emotional. Just the right level of solemnity and respect. Not easy to get right, but an amazing achievement.

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@paulpowlesland @AyoCaesar I suppose at least the rules on who and who isn't allowed to be offended are becoming clearer now.

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4 years

@ACTBrigitte Isn't that what you're doing ?

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8 months

@cushiebuttercup @fesshole Just a little joke cushie. And no, I'm happily married to a 26 year old barmaid.

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3 years

@FootballlForAll I'm sure he's done 3 voices in one interview before. Serious talent

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2 years

@BeardedGenius Got in front of his marker, classic Vardy.

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2 years

Time to drive my daughter up to Leeds University from Plymouth for the next chapter of her life. They say time goes quickly and they're bloody right! At least she picked the best place. #LUFC

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2 years

@jonoread I'm all for dark satire, but this is going too far.

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7 months

@AdamBienkov This all sounds very sinister and authoritarian.

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2 years

@TreborRhurbarb Ok I'll say it. It's what she would have wanted.

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6 years

@simpjas_1 @joshsawyer @danroberts92 @dan9cfc @alanshearer He seemed to answer the question quite clearly to me

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5 years

@GrahamSmyth I want Leeds to be promoted more for Bielsa than myself. And I've supported Leeds for 45 years!

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3 years

@ben_machell I'm trying to watch the games and now I can't stop laughing at this!

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1 year

@AdamBienkov Genuine question. Why has this not been stopped? It's beyond ludicrous.

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5 years

@StateOfLinkedIn It's what he would have wanted

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1 year

@gillesofftheweb The ultimate guest for the ultimate absolute wank podcast. Maybe he'll pack it in now.

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5 years

@SkySportsGolf Love how all the hackers are telling Rory where he went wrong. He showed class in that interview as well as in the second round . Great effort.

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6 years

@michaelclarke_ @Reedyffc @SimonPeach @PA Should've taken more really

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1 year

@JasonReidUK On balance, I'm tending to side with Rosmary on this one. She makes a compelling case.

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1 year

@LUFC Rodrigo has to start all 3 for any chance.

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3 years

@TheSquareBall @_yelrA @Cli5hy On behalf of Bob's everywhere, i endorse this charitable venture if not the message.

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1 year

@BloombergUK On behalf of the UK, I can only apologise about this. We're all extremely embarrassed.

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10 months

@AccidentalP So ruddy bloody brave

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2 years

@Baddiel Can't believe he's not just changed his plea to prevent further poetry disclosures.

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4 years

@IrvineWelsh I was trying to find the words to express my feelings , thanks Irvine.

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3 years

@henrywinter Its his humility and integrity i will miss more than anything. A great man.

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4 years

@JasonReidUK As a straight white middle aged man, can I just say how hilarious it is to read all the outraged comments to this advert. Brightened my day up !

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4 years

@ben_machell I knew the Barbour jackets would come in handy one day

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1 year

@choria80 @LUFC @AZAlkmaar I've always rated this guy, even though this is the first I've heard of him.

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4 years

@TheSquareBall Once he gains some confidence this lad should be decent.

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5 years

@StateOfLinkedIn If you're going to make something up, at least make it fucking interesting

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2 years

@JonathanPieNews Anyone would think he hasn't just single handedly crushed sterling (to the benefit of his hedge fund cronies)

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5 years

@Graham_D_A @darrenrichman Comedy is subjective , however in this instance Gervais should not even be mentioned in the same sentence as Stewart Lee.

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3 years

@ZTG_14 The greatest of all time, I rest my case.

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1 year

Andrew Castle once took two sets off Mats Wilander. That's all it took to somehow forge a career in television.

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5 years

@sportingintel Merson today said if City had Van Duyk, they'd be 10 points clear. Liverpool have only dropped 5 all season. Still trying to work that one out

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1 year

@barneyronay Come on, someone has to grow the game. It's not as if it's already the biggest global sport. Selfless move

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4 years

@JonathanPieNews He's taking being an embarrassing shit to new levels

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3 years

@BeardedGenius He's a truly wonderful human being. It just feels really sad at the moment. As Leeds fans we have had years and years of proper hardship, Bielsa has brought pride back to the club and City. Even more important to now get behind the man when times are hard.

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2 years

@samstejskal He's an impressive man.

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@MiguelDelaney Very excited for this, who is he?

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2 years

@BeardedGenius The club's determined to wipe away all Bielsa attributes from this team in the quickest time possible. Relegation I can take, but to undo everything he gave to Leeds is unforgivable.

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@henrywinter

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@GrahamSmyth He's done the near impossible. Created a load of new Eubank fans.

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9 months

@fesshole 5 years though

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2 years

@AyoCaesar Finally, 'Bad idea' is being called out for the violent, obsene expression it's always been.

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10 months

@BeardedGenius It's quite incredible that after 2 years, this is what they come up with as their defence. Do they not see themselves as family given they are married? Utterly bizarre.

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4 years

@AccidentalP This in round 1 ? That's scandalous. This could be the semi or final. Barrymore is the housewives favourite , but the boxing handover is exquisite. I have to go for Barrymore however, it has everything

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10 months

@LUFC I think we should permanently sign Spence purely for being so cool.

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5 years

@TheSquareBall why did no one tell me Bielsa left Leeds to join the PGA tour ffs

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7 months

@AaronBastani I'm not particularly a fan of Galloway, but the way he treated this interview was hilarious. Fair play.

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5 years

@StateOfLinkedIn RIP his kids

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3 years

@bellacaledonia Don't forget she shut a car door once as well. No coming back from that.

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2 years

@MrAndrewCotter Beautifully uncomfortable viewing

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5 years

@StateOfLinkedIn That's just so deep on so many levels. I may get this whole story tattood on my back.

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2 years

@Baddiel Everyone has shagged Vanessa?

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3 years

@mralistairgreen 'I'm 43' is my personal favourite

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@TheOpen I'll just have a two ball with Seve

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@UruguayFootENG @Uruguay I now find it increasingly difficult to believe he once managed my team. What a great man.

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10 months

@fesshole The worst fess ever.

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2 years

@josephmdurso In that case I'm gonna stick with Michael Owen's guarantee not to fall ones. Can't see any downside there..

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3 years

@Russlufc @kevlaidlaw @LUFC In all my time supporting this great club, i don't think anyone has been as universally loved as Bielsa. What a man, and how lucky we are to have him.

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2 years

I'll be absolutely gutted if I don't wake up to Arne Slot being our new manager, which is slightly odd given I'd never heard of him 10 minutes ago. #lufc

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1 year

@AdamBienkov Confirming their disdain for the people they supposedly serve.

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1 year

@BeardedGenius Slightly related.. Have you watched Once Upon a Time in Northern Ireland on bbc iplayer? Just magnificent. Although not an easy watch.

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5 years

@StateOfLinkedIn 2 hours ago.. that's one way to let the next of kin know I suppose

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4 years

@sid_lambert Harsh yellow that

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4 years

@StateOfLinkedIn I see no reason that this is not 100% true, other than the words.

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1 year

@AdamBienkov They really are the most disgusting set of individuals. Employing the most transparent facsist tactics on a daily basis.

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4 years

@LeeHurstComic Can't even bring yourself to call them people

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2 years

@BeardedGenius I haven't ridden my bike in years, but guess what I've now decided to do on Monday! Such a rebel, hope I don't get arrested.

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3 years

@GBNewsFails This is becoming must see TV. Is it an apprentice task?

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4 years

@sid_lambert And they were all chuffed to bits to be punched and manhandled by the man

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10 months

@youngonesfan You can imagine Spike Milligan writing that. So I have to conclude, Rik Mayall was also an utter genius.

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3 years

@dannykellywords Unless he's telling us he loves stesk and chips, the sweeney and his ford capri I'm not interested

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4 years

@GrahamSmyth Everything Victor does is emotional

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6 years

@BeardedGenius Time for my favourite Groucho Marx quote.. Those are my principles , and if you dont like them.. well, I have others

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@DaveClarkTV @LukeTheNuke180 @RobCross180 The way he took the defeat tonight, he definitely went up in my estimation, showed real class. Hope all is well with you Dave. #Lufc

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@bbctms @glennmcgrath11 I'm genuinely mystified as to how anyone thinks that's a clean catch when he pushes the ball along the ground in the act of catching it.

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2 years

@JonathanPieNews Definitely a 'Don't waste your breath' wanker this one.

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1 year

@EastStandUpper I think the main rule is that FFP can only be applied to LUFC and no other club in the country.

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6 years

@PhilHayYEP Yet again the realisation that we are so lucky to have him. Everything he does is with class, dignity and humility.

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3 years

@Crap90sFootball Still not sure who's attacking and who's defending

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5 years

@PhilHay_ Whatever happens this season, Bielsa is a wonderful human being , and I for one am thankful that he continues to do his absolute best for this club.

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2 years

@mralistairgreen He's 43

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6 years

@Coldwar_Steve Slattery had to keep his place to be fair. Good to see Hunniford playing off the target man.

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2 years

@80sAging Probably against the majority, but every time I see 29 against O'Brien's name I genuinely can't make a case of how that is possible. I'm sticking with him.

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@ben_machell If he goes I'll just miss his absolute decency more than anything. Never known a manager continually refuse to complain or criticise injustices like he has. Just a great man.

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@fesshole Needless to say, you had the last laugh

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1 year

@Danny_McMoomins Imagine being the last one to implode.

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2 years

Finally watched Filth on Film4. What a film! James McAvoy just magnificent. Cheers @IrvineWelsh @jonsbaird

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@mrjakehumphrey @drchatterjeeuk @howtofailpod @Fearnecotton Me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me me m

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@LUFCDATA @LUFC He was Klaess. Sorry.

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