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Toni Evans Parody

@ToniEvansParody

5 months

New mural up for the boss! Welcome to Anfield Arne Slot! #YMCA

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Toni Evans Parody

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8 months

It’s dead simple this. It’s all about contact. Clearly enough for Jota to go down. Whereas Toney was obviously not touched at all. There’s no conspiracy. Officials are not biased in favour of the Red Men. Get it right! #YMCA

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5 months

‘How’s yer Dad doing since the divorce?’ ‘Oh you know, he has his good days and his bad days?’

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4 months

‘Mum, can I stop going to Dad’s from now on? I don’t like it anymore’

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5 months

Just some top memories from the Klopp era Saying goodbye is going too be so hard Thanks for everything boss 👊👊👊 #YMCA

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4 months

'Where's your Dad?' 'He's been out all day making up poems about an ex employee of a football club' 'So he's not re-grouted the bathroom tiles like I asked then?'

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6 months

Can’t beat the atmosphere at Anfield, under the lights on a European night. I was just whispering how good it was to my mate sat 30 rows back

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6 months

Exactly this. It’s what I’ve been saying for months. If you discount an overall spend of £900m, the highest wage bill in the league, and us buying the worlds most expensive goalkeeper and defender, we’re essentially no different to Burnley. It needs saying

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7 months

We will miss his grace, his charm, and most of all his humility when Jürgen is gone. A true gent of the game

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6 months

Just some boss Tele Reds

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2 years

If you overlook the coin throwing, the feral boss, the munich chants, the vandalism, the support of racism, the Steaua Bucureșt stuff, the decimation of the local community and the creation of the ESL, I think it’s fair to say the Reds are the moral centre of the Premier League

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2 months

Acoustic guitar✅ Gratuitous F-bomb ✅ Exaggerated accent ✅ Mint condition kit✅ Normalness achieved ✅

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8 months

Just some boss Tele Reds being perfectly normal

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2 years

Only one day to go before this la. Cannot wait yeno. It’s gonna be boss.

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8 months

Get down the tunnel eh @Carra23 . Or does this mean more?

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2 months

Is right la. Anyone who can weave magic from just £850m is truly a miracle worker

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2 months

Witnessing this transfer window makes you think that Klopp had to suffer through this for 8 years and have to work miracles.

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7 months

We will miss his grace, his charm, and most of all his humility when Jürgen is gone. A true gent of the game

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4 months

‘Did you ring that job back?’ ‘Sorry, I’ve been really busy’ ‘It’s been 6 months. This can’t go on. There’s bills need paying. The kids need new shoes’

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Toni Evans Parody

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1 month

Acoustic guitar ✅ Excessive Scouse accent ✅ Mention the ‘Ev’ ✅ Swear to show you mean it✅ Palpable ‘Skem’ energy✅ Normalness achieved ✅

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2 years

Lids, who is the best member of our Red family? (A) The Bedroom Gremlin (B) Fanta Scruff (C) Banister Wool (D) Cone Nonce

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2 years

Boss da Scousers booing the national anthem. There was a Scouser next to me born in Guildford booing. The other side a Scouser born in Yate. In front a Scouser from Truro. And behind a Scouser born in Ipswich

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1 month

‘Do you go the match?’ ‘Nah, I’m old school. I like to watch my football in a massive tent filled with c**ts’

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1 month

Up the Socialist Red Men! Apparently it’s £600 with Aldo, £800 to avoid him

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5 months

‘Where’s your Dad?’ ‘He’s been out all morning sitting on stuff and taking pictures of himself looking thoughtful about the managerial change taking place at a football club 12,000 miles away’ ‘Right, so he hasn’t creosoted the fence like I asked him to?’

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Toni Evans Parody

@ToniEvansParody

4 months

Mad to think that by Friday morning Taylor Swift will have been to Anfield more times than 99% of Red Men

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2 years

Got to respect that Anfield crowd la. Currently observing an impeccable 33 minute silence #YMCA

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4 months

Up the Socialist Red Men! Courtesy of @Brian_ban

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5 months

The absence of his grace, humility, and his ability to always be cheerful will be a huge loss to our national game

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Toni Evans Parody

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1 month

The Boss speaks 👊👊👊👊

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2 years

How Scouse am I Lids? The Very Scousest And here’s proof. Unlike youz, my ancestors were knocking round Scotty Road in the Late Cretaceous period.

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2 years

Just the legends #YMCA

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6 months

Liverpool have just published the route for the League Cup victory parade (in red) 11:00 start 11:02 finish Be there Red Men! #YMCA

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Toni Evans Parody

@ToniEvansParody

5 months

Some legacy Jurgen leaves behind 18/19 Champions League (against Spurs) 19/20 Premier League (Covid) 21/22 League Cup (on pens) 21/22 FA Cup (on pens) 23/24 League Cup (extra time) And a few other things nobody usually gives a shit about Elite la! #YMCA

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Toni Evans Parody

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6 months

Just some boss Tele Reds

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5 months

It’s May 18. That can only mean one thing! Happy Fanta Scruff Day! How will you be celebrating?

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Toni Evans Parody

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28 days

Come with me on a trip to Anfield #YMCA

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5 months

Massive game today Red Men. Let’s deliver. One more push for the gaffa 👊👊👊 #YMCA

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Toni Evans Parody

@ToniEvansParody

8 months

The absence of his grace, humility, and his ability to always be cheerful will be a huge loss to our national game

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2 years

The gaffa speaks

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5 months

I’m gonna miss a boss who always takes personal responsibility for bad results #DankeJurgen

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Toni Evans Parody

@ToniEvansParody

2 months

An entirely normal response to the Zubimendi transfer collapse

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Toni Evans Parody

@ToniEvansParody

5 months

Just some season highlights from my favourite Tele Reds #YMCA

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@ToniEvansParody

6 months

My Club la. Best in the weerld #YMCA

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5 months

New kit is looking boss la

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@ToniEvansParody

2 years

New season ahead for Scottie Road FC. The Gaffa means business with these fines la!

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2 months

Just some boss Tele Reds (Zubimendi edition)

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6 months

Didn’t want the Q̵u̵a̵d̵r̵u̵p̵l̵e̵, T̵r̵e̵b̵l̵e̵, S̵h̵i̵t̵ ̵D̵o̵u̵b̵l̵e̵ anyway. It’s only ever been about winning the League Cup for me. Especially after extra time

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19 days

Interesting interview from Sean Dyche after last night’s game

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2 years

Currently on sale in Greatie Market

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4 months

Now he’s gone, and we’re in the sober light of day, part of me can’t help thinking that he’s played a blinder £900m for one Covid title and he’s treated like the Second Coming Any other Red Men feel the same?

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2 years

Yes Redmen! Got me ticket for Satdee. Only 20 quid off Purple Aki. Paris here we come la!

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10 months

Just some boss Redmen capturing the golden moment of an offside

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2 years

I’ll be at Anfield today! Obviously not actually there. It’s 250 fucking miles away. But in spirit and tucking into my special Boss Derby Day Scouse. lids.

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2 years

Lad next to me said ‘season is fucking over!’. I replied, ‘feet off the sofa la’

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16 days

Out soon on 92a Records Now That’s What I Call Normal! Featuring some of your Red Men favourites, including…

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1 year

The really sad thing about this photo is that Aldo wasn’t on tele. He just walks round the place holding that mic and pretending he is

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2 months

I’m convinced this is the reason why Zubimendi didn’t sign

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2 years

Deffo going to this la. It’s gonna go off big time lids

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6 months

United Away!

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6 months

This goes out to all my fellow Red Men making the trip across the park tonight. #YMCA

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Toni Evans Parody

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2 years

Really looking forward to experiencing the boss noise of Anfield under the lights tonight la. Or at least I hope I can. My tele is stuck on mute at the moment and I can’t find the remote

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Toni Evans Parody

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8 months

Did you know that the first pancake ever flipped took place on the Kop in 1954. That’s right, we invented pancake day! Did you also know that because of that original location, the first thing ever sprinkled on a pancake was piss

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6 months

Just some boss Tele Reds

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6 months

On the road. Fulham Away…

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8 months

Big game today. The travelling Red Men need to bring this kind of passion. Be the 12th Man! #YMCA

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2 years

Me and Aldo soaking up the Paris atmosphere la. Not a lot of Redmen around. Early days tho I suppose

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@ToniEvansParody

2 years

If you enjoyed me on Channel 4’s Italia 90 documentary, check out my book which covers some of the same topics. Just £4607.82 'Unmitigated horseshit' - The Guardian 'The deluded ramblings of an undeniable fuckwit' - FourFourTwo 'A literary abomination' - The Telegraph

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4 months

Happy 44th birthday, Steven Gerrard! 🔴©️ My Fucking Captain 👊👊👊

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2 years

Just some of me favourite bits from the tele reds yesterday. Boss reds these yeno 👊👊⚡️⚡️👌🏼🧤🥾

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10 months

You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf….

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1 year

Just some highlights from the Tele Reds. These are the days yeno. #YMCA

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6 months

Rest in Peace Big Man. The only thing he loved more than not killing his ex-wife, was Anfield on a Saturday afternoon. #YMCA

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@ToniEvansParody

2 years

Lad watches the match from his nan’s bedroom

Anfield Agenda

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2 years

"What are those blue things everywhere? That's right, empty seats!"

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2 years

Lids, I'll be saying more about my commitment to decency, equality and republicanism in the article I regularly write for The National, which is owned by the Abu Dhabi royal family

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5 months

Just got my hands on a rough cut from the upcoming Liverpool documentary. Covers some of the highlights from the last few weeks. Think the whole thing is gonna look boss yeno

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2 years

At least the Blues will finally have a role for Kenwright

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5 months

Just some boss Tele Reds #YMCA

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17 days

What is it about the Red Men that makes us so normal?

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6 months

Just some boss Tele Reds

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5 months

You’ll be missed boss #YMCA

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6 months

Flag sorted for West Ham away

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2 years

Just some highlights from the top tele Reds last night. These lids are boss yeno

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7 months

Carragher is the try hard on a stag do that you spend the night trying to shake off

Lea

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7 months

Jamie Carragher attempting to end Kate Abdo’s relationship live on TV just for a few giggles. What a classless individual.

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Toni Evans Parody

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2 years

Is right la. Cos when people say you can’t defend for shite, nothing silences them quicker than succeeding in something entirely unrelated to that specific criticism

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Trent Alexander-Arnold silencing his critics 🤫

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‘Does your Da still go the match?’ ‘Not since me Ma walked out. Nowadays, he much prefers to go to a converted industrial unit to dance to acoustic shite’

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2 months

The Boss speaks after yesterday’s game 👊👊👊👊

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7 months

Nobody does murals like the Red Men New one up round Anfield. Looking boss yeno #FantaScruff

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2 years

@FfcLucan Not having this la. The sound from the reds was immense. So loud my neighbour told me to turn the tele down

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8 months

Cup Final Day! The Call Goes Out! RED MEN ASSEMBLE!

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11 months

Some boss Tele Reds…

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2 years

There’s nothing like following the mighty Reds away from home. Just need to remember my BT password now

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5 months

Martin Luther King, Barack Obama, Jürgen Klopp You know it makes sense What a perfectly normal opinion

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4 months

The is no close season for normalness

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6 months

Huge win last night! Klopp’s men upsetting the bookies again Sheffield Utd and their Saudi money prove no match for the shoestring Red Men. Yet another giant killing in this miracle season On we march, the neutrals favourites, the outsiders rocking the elite #YMCA