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Paul Morris

3 years

Live from the underground of Scottish independent filmmaking! Angry Young Men: a surreal coming of age tale set in the barren gangland town of Mauchton.

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Paul Morris

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2 years

Pretending to fall asleep on the train so the conductor picks me up and carries me to bed

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3 years

Trained and studied for 4 years to become a teacher only to quit on the first week after a wee English boy called me Mrs Doubtfire

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5 years

McDonald’s workers shouldn’t earn a penny, it’s a privilege to wear the apron

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5 years

In primary 7 a boy in my class gave a solo talk where he claimed to have been born 9 months premature

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Paul Morris

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3 years

What a send off for accies❤️

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3 years

Glasgow is a strange place. I’m assuming this is football related? My flat suddenly lit up in red, and go outside to see gangs have coordinated this. Someone please explain. #glasgow #redflares #fireworks

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Paul Morris

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4 years

Hey there, hope you don’t mind but I performed your prostate exam last week and thought you were very handsome and nice so here I am shooting my shot 😊

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6 years

Do the parents know what's in the balloon at gender reveal parties and their shocked reaction is just from everyone's response on the day or is it only the doctor and the balloon maker that know what sex the baby is going to be

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Paul Morris

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6 years

I'm a stranger in my own land

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Paul Morris

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5 years

What a fuckin entrance man

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Paul Morris

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3 years

‘Aye in your opinion’ I reply to the jury as they find me guilty and sentence me to life in prison

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3 years

Just read that Police Scotland have introduced a new ‘swear on your mum’s life’ technique for interrogating potential criminals. Brutal but sure to be effective

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3 years

When I tell you ‘I’m having a few tins tonight’ I mean beans

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3 years

POV: you are a jam Wagon Wheel and the kettle has just boiled

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The strength you need to put up with this climate and still go about your day/maintain any ambition. We should be the most feared country on earth

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Paul Morris

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6 years

Makes sense now

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Paul Morris

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3 years

29 years old and every time I kneel down it sounds like a pack of these going off

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Paul Morris

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3 years

0 cals

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3 years

Imagine grassing on your gran to Oprah 😂 for likes! Social media has fried this generation 👏🏻

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3 years

1990. What a year for Pesci

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4 years

Impossible to convince me this isn’t Harry Enfield

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4 years

The boss of Wetherspoons Tim Martin says shutting pubs over the #coronavirus outbreak is "over the top" and they should stay open - despite government advice that people should avoid them. For more on this interview, head here:

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4 years

Save our Subby

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3 years

Was putting a radio mic on a groom yesterday and he said ‘cunts are gonnae think am a grass’. God bless Scotland and her people

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4 years

‘Yikes, mega cringe’ I lean over and whisper to my wife as we watch our youngest child on stage struggling with the role of Othello

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1 year

flight cancelled, no alternative flights offered, no accommodation provided, no members of staff to help, stranded in Malaga with my 8 month pregnant wife!!!! Estúpido idiotas!!!!!!!!!! @easyJet @PoliceScotland @CitizensAdvice

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6 years

John Barrowman is Tom Cruise's greatest performance yet

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1 year

‘Into these bastards!’ I shout from the audience, at my son’s school play, during his only line of dialogue

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6 years

This boy has more talent, humour and humanity than 90% of the jawlines in Hollywood at the moment. He is an absolute treasure and if you scumbags destroy him I will let slip the dogs of war

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2 years

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2 years

The first trailer for ‘INDIANA JONES 5’ has been released. The film releases on June 30 in theaters.

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5 years

My parents called me downstairs last night to tell me they’ve had to declare bankruptcy due to my indecisiveness and dropping out of 12 different university degrees that they’ve had to fund. ‘Not all those who wander are lost’ I said, and left the room.

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4 years

There is no other place other than Scottish news where this voice makes sense. Respect to this ambitious young king for mastering it early doors

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4 years

Courts in Scotland are set to be able to order people who attack police officers to pay money towards their recovery, under new laws being tabled at Holyrood. It comes after two officers were injured outside Celtic Park last night, from where @Fraser_Knight reports #HeartNews

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Paul Morris

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2 years

Film Twitter, we did it baby. Angry Young Men world premiere @glasgowfilmfest Wednesday 9th March 2022 6pm, GFT 1 at @glasgowfilm Tickets on sale next week Let’s geddit!!!!!! (📸: Kieran Smyth)

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3 years

Immortal spinach. We did it guys

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Paul Morris

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5 years

Life will not ask your permission before dumping tragedy in your lap. Adapt or die

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5 years

I just want to say, a lot of y’all dump information on your friends at the wrong time without their consent. If you know it’s something that could hurt them, ask permission before you decide to be messy. Please.

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3 years

Watch all the bio’s change from ‘Glasgow’ to the real small town you come from now our weegie comrades are stuck in level 3. I will drink a pint of tequila rose inside my Coatbridge local for you my brothers and sisters stay strong the end is near

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6 years

Someone once wrote 'GTA 5 has better graphics than Blantyre' and I've not stopped thinking about it since

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3 years

Imagine the smell

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3 years

Broadcaster Andrew Neil said he would happily chair a debate between George Galloway and Alex Salmond

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4 years

‘Honey leave his ass😩’ I text my nan from across the room when my granddad falls asleep during the day for the second time

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5 years

St Andrews freddos are how much lol

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1 year

I’ve abandoned all scripts to work on a fan fiction episode of Normal People where this guy gets torn apart by hyenas trained by me. It won’t win awards but it will heal me

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Paul Morris

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4 years

#HotScotsofTikTok

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3 years

Tory scum in Coatbridge today be mindful comrades 😠

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4 years

Forgive me if this is premature but I have created a Facebook group to support families who lost loved ones in The Great Thaw of Queens Park Pond

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3 years

Behold the poster for AYM. One way or another the Scottish film scene will never be the same again: either through our film’s great success or my revenge on all those who dare criticise my debut feature. V exciting times ahead, trailer coming soon! X

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6 years

Sobbing uncontrollably: went to give my youngest son, Clayden, his regular goodnight hug and he looked up at me and said his first words ever, 'I stan you dad'. Overwhelmed, proud

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Rip to this amazing woman/teacher/poet. She was instrumental in my own, and so many others’, development as a person and a writer. A teacher who genuinely listened and could engage with people from every background and make them feel special and worthy. RIP Donna, love ya gal x

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3 years

Got shot in the arm by a member of the British army today. Not what you think lol, vaccine! All Provos please stand down haha x

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4 years

Welcome to the bloated ex gangster podcast where we discuss everything from what it means to be hard after 50 to government conspiracies and beyond. Tune in next week for more baseless claims and another bald bastard telling us about how much he’s calmed down since having kids

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5 years

Baptised 2 guys on Zello last night

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3 years

Is he sleeping?

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5 years

Delighted to announce the BBC have just commissioned my next project: a 6 part documentary of me going around my hometown, pointing at new buildings and saying ‘this used to be something else when I was wee’ then moving on

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4 years

Americans know their land better than us

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6 years

Bargeddie

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3 years

Please no messages during this dark time

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3 years

Sure

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3 years

More than half of Scotland’s police officers have suggested they would like to be able to carry a handgun, according to a new poll.

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3 years

So sad. I just bought my child an ‘office job kit’ that comes with a prop curved spine, stick on bags under the eyes, an excel tutorial and a timer that counts down to the day you are replaced with A.I

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This is depressing on many levels

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29 today. One more year to achieve everything I’ve ever wanted or my life means nothing. Thanks so much for everything this year Twitter x

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Apparently ‘not overly arsed’ isn’t an appropriate response to a judge when asked if I have any remorse for my actions. See you all in 6 years

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3 years

Imagine being back in your dressing room being checked over by the doctor, eyes swollen shut, mouth full of blood, ears ringing, double vision…and you hear this from your opponent

Boxing on TNT Sports

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3 years

🎶 Walking in Vegas 🎶 🎶 Lancashire, la, la, la! 🎶 It's not a @Tyson_Fury victory until he serenades us 😅

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Prince Andrew reading mean tweets

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My gran just informed me that Marks & Spencer’s in Hamilton is closing down. That’s it folks, that was the budgie in the mine for the town centre. Only the recession proof cockroach remains: WH Smith

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4 years

‘Fuck covid bro, load of shite’ I try to convince my postman, leaning in for a morning kiss

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4 years

The army are stationed outside Glasgow as we speak, waiting for the go ahead to lock us down. They are currently dressed as civilian pensioners but will shed this disguise at 12pm today and begin enforcing Martian Law

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1 year

Happy bday Mrs Morris, I’m the papi

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3 years

For hire: grinch man, untamed

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5 years

Mr and Mrs Morris x

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2 years

RIP king

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4 years

So I can shoot a man dead in the street but I can’t have the boys round for beer pong. Is that what you’re saying @NicolaSturgeon

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6 months

Some kid is going to fire this on Sunday night not knowing anything about it and be turned upside down for life. Just like the old tv/video combi days when film 4/freeview started . Hopefully. I am as old as the hills, time is slipping through my fingers

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Charlotte Wells’s AFTERSUN has its TV premiere at 10pm on @BBCTwo this Sunday (11 Feb) See Paul Mescal’s extraordinary, Oscar-nominated performance and brilliant newcomer Frankie Corio in her first screen role Not to be missed 💫

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4 years

Any tattoo artists on here have some pre Christmas emergency slots left? Looking to present something truly shocking to my family on Christmas Day to distract from my weight gain this year

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8 years

Damn, my ovaries

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Paul Morris

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2 years

Angry Young Men world premiere was phenomenal last night. So grateful for these amazing talented people and the work they put in. A phenomenal audience made the place electric, god bless you and the cinema xx

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4 years

Welcome, Spring x

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5 years

Never made it as a wise man

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4 years

New mafia screenplay coming along well

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3 years

Fair play👏🏻👑

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8 years

Lunch with drake at the studio

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5 years

Disgusting he even has to perform for it in the first place. Just give him the kidney already!!!

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Stevie Wonder to take break from performing for kidney transplant

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4 years

I have to stop booting the government’s arse for a few hours to go and boot a ball but I will be back and I will save our children. God bless this man and god bless this simulation

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@MarcusRashford

4 years

I have a game today so have to log off but I wanted to update you on the conversation and I look forward to hearing the outcome of the DfE meeting today. @Chartwells_UK @educationgovuk Something is going wrong and we need to fix it, quickly! (8)

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MISSING, PLEASE RT: My 93 year old grandpa is perversely senile and has gone missing from Hamilton today. I tied him up outside the shop on Mill Road before going in for milk and when I came out 30 mins later his leash was still there but he was gone. Family worried, please RT

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Caught off guard and still managed to create the greatest wrestling entrance of all time. Always be ready

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6 years

Easy days 💍👸🏻xx

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5 years

Ned Stark knowingly chose to lose some of the love and respect of his wife and family and be seen as just another unfaithful husband in order to protect his wee nephew and his sister’s last wishes, we stan a true king 😭😭😭🐉🖕🏼🖕🏼

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7 years

Hope his sister doesn't find out

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5 months

Group chat boys

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3 years

Angry Young Men full trailer dropping this Monday, let’s geddit!!! X

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6 years

2 Gerard Cinnamon tickets available. The price? 6 million pounds

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2 years

20 years later and Sweet Sixteen still managing to blow my wig off. What a king @martin_compston

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2 years

3 days until Angry Young Men tickets go on sale. I promise if you give us 84 minutes of your time we will give you a cinematic experience you will never forget. Love, violence, laughter + vengeance. Nothing will be the same once the lights go down in screen 1 on 9/3/22 at 6pm x

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How did I make my first million? 4am-8am: taxi driver—airport runs/school contracts 9am-3pm: prison officer + sold cons’ arts and crafts on Etsy 3.15pm-4pm: lollipop man, great tips 5pm-10pm: Asda tills 10pm-2am: pub quiz master Weekends: multi-faith wedding officiator

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2 years

Jesse Armstrong credits, your fav screenwriter cannot compete

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3 years

Will never get over this. Genuinely my ultimate goal to achieve this blend of controlled chaos, humour and sincerity in the films I make. Hope to get close with the next one

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1 year

‘Rent free!’ I scream at my son, during the reading of his memoirs, at a packed out Waterstones Argyle Street, during a chapter that paints me in a particularly poor light

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3 years

Like seeing a dog reading the paper. Bless the lower classes

gabyhinsliff

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3 years

Builders have arrived for the day & they’re talking about Dominic Cummings, if you were wondering about cut through.

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Guys, massive word of advice here, when asked in an interview ‘why should you get the job?’ Replying ‘well it’s a lovely place here, it would be a shame if something happened to it’ will not be received as assertiveness or ambitiousness, they will phone the police

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