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2x winner of the Haven pub quiz. Everton and Workington Reds fan. Love music and books. Enjoy getting out on the fells.

Cumbria
Joined April 2020
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@alelliott88
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'Who remembers when things were worse? Wasn't it great'
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Who remembers when growing up that going out for a meal in a restaurant was on special occasions only & you saved up for it?
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Jack Black is famously hated in Brighton so fair play for the lack of security 👏
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Jack black casually walking around Brighton No bodyguards nothing what a legend
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Peep Show is the best show ever but it's pretty inexplicable how many attractive women on it are attracted to Mark and Jez
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That's because he owns Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
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The 88-year-old Duke Of Kent has increased his workload by 19 per cent. Read more 👇
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Turning up at The Den like this
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Green Day: ‘If you want to experience British culture, go to see Millwall play’
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RIP Bernard Hill. His performance as Yosser Hughes on Boys from the Blackstuff was perfection and British television at it's best
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There's a genuine case to be made that the Scissor Sisters version of 'Comfortably Numb' is the best cover song of all time
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They were a bit good weren't they
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Bloc Party in 2005
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Ricky Gervais is an awful stand-up comedian, even taking his awful views aside he's just not good at it. The sort of pub bore who laughs at their own shit banter. If he hadn't had success with tv shows beforehand then he wouldn't have got anywhere near where he's at now with it.
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@alelliott88
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6 months
How about a bit of empathy for people losing their jobs rather than the constant obsession with Brexit. Same goes for all the smug replies as well, it's not about people losing their jobs to some people, they don't care, its just about scoring political points on here
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Most Port Talbot workers voted leave… but wouldn’t vote for it again. “I regret my vote” said a steel worker today, who found out this morning his job is going. “Brexit brought us uncertainty.”
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@Dannyjm__ The ballad of Flimsy Steve
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@parkinscroat When he got subbed on he looked genuinely confused as to why he was on the pitch
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A counter point, this photo is funny as fuck and Jonathan Pie isn't
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Ah yes, getting your political point across in the form of an assault. Always a good look.
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What’s an album you fell in love with instantly on first listen?
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What’s an album you fell in love with instantly on first listen?
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@leahdionne__ Thay newspaper and everything to do with it is absolutely disgusting
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The entire British record industry is being kept alive by men who post this picture as a reply to anything and everything on here
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Touchy
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@D14P6 Join the Dobbie Club
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Good songs that are 2 minutes long or less
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I've just been cancelled for being born in 1988
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A character that deserved better.
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They called it years ago, fair play
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@sleafordmods aww don't be like that gramps. We ❤️ the fact that you're just The Shamen for middle aged, middle-class hipsters. It's cute. 😘
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Imagine knowing that bald prick with the glasses, maybe even having to work with him or something. Incredibly thick and annoying as well as racist
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Leicester is the one least white places in the UK so I went to ask them about immigration
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@PeckingOrder03 I know it pre-dates the shows storylines (in time) but Big Suze going out with Jez, really?
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Jonathan Gullis is the reason why desiccant silica gel packets have a 'Do not eat' warning on them
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What’s a fictional location you desperately want to visit?
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@_jnix Up the roar
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Probably the worst comeback I've ever seen on here
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Yea well my marriage lasted longer than Klopp did at Liverpool 😂😂
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What YouTube see's when you put the London 2012 Opening Ceremony on
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@thinkfoo @MXOFO @LNER That's not a bargain and you shouldn't have to book in advance just for it to not to be a ridiculous price
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Name, quote tweet & share a band who could've been bigger ? My choice: Shack So much better than loads of bands from the same era and Micheal Head is still releasing great music to this day
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Name, quote tweet & share a band who could've been bigger ? My choice: Death Consider a proto punk band Great sound, message and voice. Raw, passionate and loud
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Context: I can remember when This Is England was first released it was quite popular with racists who probably seen Combo as the 'good guy', which shows how absolutely thick they are and how much they missed the point of the whole film.
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ENOUGH. who’s a character that someone LIKING is a red flag for you.
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Haggis, neeps and tatties stack with whisky sauce. A joint effort from me and my dad
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@MrAntHayes A fine thing indeed
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Feel like I've just been transported to 2006
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Imagine feeling alienated from left-wing politics because someone took the piss out of Kasabian
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Hey lefties! Want to alienate some friends with your snide muso snobbery? Of course you do. Because, if you didn't, you might have enough support for a fucking revolution.
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@Football__Tweet
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If this is the most iconic boxing photo of all time, then what is the most iconic football photo of all time? 📸
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Who remembers burnt out cars? You never seem to see them these days. Just another thing the woke left have took from us
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@ghaarrm I was born in 1988
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@H_H_Gray @rpxadair You shouldn't have to go through a 'scheme' to get your money back through something that isn't your fault
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@hannah1989__ Gonna be honest I never got why everyone used to fancy her (before we all knew she was a massive weirdo)
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@HarleyShah She done remarkable things, I'm not sure what these things were but I'm sure they were very good and made my life a lot better.
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I put a Major Charles Ingram was innocent sticker up in town once and someone had ripped it off within a day, and yet this one here survives
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@recovringlawyer @MutualAidLiker They don't even know, they just know it vaguely means things they don't like and/or understand
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@MichaelBakening I think there's more people who were born in 1988 than people who have 'Hitler' as their middle name m8
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Weird how popular Russell Brand used to be. He was even lauded (by some people) as some sort of a voice for political change after he brought out that Revolution book. Always was a dickhead wasn't he
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Love that one of the social clubs in Workington have shared this on facebook
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@eugeneh84 Dolly beads. People would use them as a weapon by biting half of a sweet off and then firing off the other half with the elastic string.
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Royal Blood
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@Terry_Twatter I know, I think he got done there as well though
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@Crabby_Patty_ He's James Bond
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@Channel4News Embarrassing and shameful 'journalism'
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@BunnyJugs Good question, no idea
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@DaftLimmy Sound of the summer
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@_andrewkerr_ Kurt Cobain on steroids
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Not perfect but happy with the progress I've made. Not living off takeaways and lager has probably helped
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Luton Town will be in the Premier League next season. This is the main entrance to their stadium.
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Shame on every single media outlet, politician and celebrity who has stirred up transphobia in this country. Bigotry is a horrible thing.
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A 16yo trans girl, Brianna Ghey, has been stabbed to death in Warrington. Allegations are circulating of years of transphobic bullying leading up to this. Horrified. Rest up sis.
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@starwashiom
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@Brian_ban He's deffo not 5ft 7in. Cos I'm 6ft 1in. He doesn't just do "crowd work" on tour. Drops a 75 min full on "scripted" section. And he's funny as fuck. Imagine if we all liked the same shit?...
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@Reverend_Makers Public Enemy at Birmingham
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What's the strangest thing you've heard someone shout in the crowd at football? I was watching Workington Reds once and an opposition player fouled a Reds player and someone near me shouted 'What's he playing, football or a shagging match?'
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Can't believe there's no Nike flags, usually see them all the time
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Delighted to say, No Nike here in my village!!👍👍👍⁦ @GBNEWS ⁩ ⁦ @TalkTV
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Looks just like Workington that
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@Baddiel @RScowler One that you've made up in your own head
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@KevCOYG @markjenkinsonmp The same @markjenkinsonmp who voted against free school meals for kids and said his own constituents swap food vouchers for drugs
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@fleurmeston The same Tories who happily voted against kids from struggling families getting food. No wonder people are hostile
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@SkyNews
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BREAKING: Former United States secretary of state Henry Kissinger has died aged 100 Read more here ⬇
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@DrMarianaClaire @EmergMedDr So he's a scam artist and yet they're the ones who are toxic?
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@RobertJenrick Don't you think the room looks a bit too welcoming for them? Or do you only have these concerns when it affects children in asylum centres? Horrible man.
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Fuck off 👍
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🚨 NEW: Shadow Foreign Secretary David Lammy says that Margaret Thatcher was a "visionary" [ @Politico ]
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11 years ago today
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@carbdiem
𝔰𝔞𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔥𝔞 🕊️🩶
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Penny Mordaunt and Angela Rayner on a leaders debate? Someone hold back the horny centrist dads
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@kvonrichardsson @sleafordmods If they have nothing to say about it then that's up to them, but when they're usually so vocal about social and political issues then they can't complain about people questioning them
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I know everyone is into different things, but who is this for?
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@elliot_mitchell They still get played on Absolute Radio every single day
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Shack
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What's a great band that was formed because of the end of another band?
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The worst people on here are the ones who say 'I bet you're fun at parties' as a comeback
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@mrstomlinstan @M0kujin The character wasn't though
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Remember when Tommy Robinson turned up in Workington (a 6 hour drive from Luton) because he wanted to find a student who had leaked his address online, even though it was term time so the student was at uni rather than at home. Properly thick and dangerous
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More punk than Sleaford Mods
@numetal_moment
crazy ass moments in nu metal history
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Daphne and Celeste open for Slipknot at Reading Festival 2000, get bottled (2000)
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@ThisIsTomLittle They can probably remember Lily Savage from before their brains imploded so look back with a nostalgic viewpoint, although if Lily Savage was a new character that was around now then they would be very cross.
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The hall of fame
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Tremendous sausage
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Morrissey might be a dickhead but fucking hell what a band The Smiths were
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People always seem surprised when I say I would rather keep actual grass in my garden rather than get this shit put in instead. It looks horrendous
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The British Garden, where hope for humanity goes to die
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If they ever re-form then their shows will be absolutely horrible
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What opinion about Oasis would have you in this situation ?
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Only took Israel killing some British people for the press to realise that what they're doing is wrong. Strange that
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The whole 'football limbs' thing is for losers and is increasingly becoming something that's forced for social media as well. Would hate to be watching a match and end up in amongst a pile of drunken idiots.
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Don’t want to be that person. But there’s nothing to be proud off if you’re forcing it and basically hurting other people in the process The goal was scored in the 15th minute btw
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Now we're talking
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Enjoying all the talk about Terry Hall on here tonight, what a man and what a legend. I'm not crying, you're crying
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