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@DoireannGarrihy @DublinAirport Interesting that a request for lost confectionary can be responded to but my tweet of two weeks ago regarding verbal abuse and rude behaviour by staff goes unanswered 🤔
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@mybollix @paulodonoghue93 Yeah sure, you keep licking those windows 😉
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@MichaelWarbur17 My cousin is former FDNY and often talks about Buscemi turning up to help…
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End of the rainbow with @SliabhLiagDistl yesterday. Got to see the first four casks and some other cool stuff I won’t mention! Monumental project with monumental success in its future! Bravo James and Moira
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@FCTwenteBenson Christ people, can we not appreciate excellent sarcasm any more 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
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@GarethOCal I’ve met the man, he’s far from creepy and probably one of most intelligent, erudite gentlemen I have ever had the pleasure of sharing a cuppa with…
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@asaprollie @creamygoodness_ Send it to Gardai, and show it store management. That is a gross and disgusting abuse of privacy
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@PantiBliss I’ve starting smiling at and saying hello to every potentially non Irish person I meet on the street because I feel they are genuinely terrified. And I am an honestly grumpy fucker…
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@MichaelsCoDub Good man, add a bottle of good wine and I’ll pay for it 👍
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@MichaelsCoDub have perfected the art of seasoning butter with a little seafood 👌
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@lennydempsey @DeborahMeaden No chance, the masses are conditioned for fast and mass produced muck. The local businesses who literally saved lives and jobs will soon be forgotten and replaced by our global overlords. I’m also gutted, but will continue to support the little guy...
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@Weller64 @MichealLehane @rtenews Mary Lou couldn’t force a log out of her hole with a steam train....
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@FionaKenny1 @OwensDamien Casey is a dick. But he’s right. My staff and I have to deal with travelers on a daily basis, we have been attacked, abused, run over and followed home for doing our jobs. They have no respect for anyone....
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@GaryHospEx @MallowNews Jesus, see above, it’s satire...rhe Brits can have the disgusting little Tiernach, or the yanks, or anyone else who wants him 🤬
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@warningshout @tconnellyRTE Really, this has to be a parody account 🤦‍♂️
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@joeheenan @john_self I met him years ago in a club in Dublin, it was a Monday night and he took every single girl in the place onto the dance floor! An absolute gentleman and genuinely decent sort. Hope he wins 👍
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@kwr85 @gardainfo It’s alright, his avatar is a fantasy hero. His Mom probably has him grounded in his bedroom....
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@FHmediastuff And what would happen to the numerous cyclists for running the same light, how are they identified and prosecuted for the same offence..
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@GrrlGhost @Kaajui @AarRogan He might? It’s not like he waits for permission….
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@tdrquants @itsjackoconnor @ShannonAirport State of the art scanners negate the need. It’s called ‘investment’ in and ‘management of’ the airport. DAA need to go back to school!
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Was gifted this today. Just had to open it…..not disappointed! #sundaynightsup
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Mine, At the back, reunited with his brother after 8 years, in the company of their Mom, Front...
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@higginsbutchers why did I immediately think of Gaz and meat bills when I saw this🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@LiamCahill2013 @lauravslife Not if they are raging Tories Liam. And if the Scots don’t want ‘em, we certainly aren’t taking them 🤦‍♂️
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@Janeymcjaneface ‘feral’ is a bloody compliment. Twitter rules won’t allow me use the appropriate descriptors…
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@EvaJanez Take it to Commreg, very good from experience...
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@sjanemurf Jesus H Christ I give up. This is like a Monty Python sketch 🤬🤬🤬
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@pwpgrant @rtenews You mean like RTÉ????
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@LauraBoatgirl @quarecuttie @gavio_mercury @CityJohn I’ve had a car damaged like this. Minor crack on bumper, chassis bent, wing bent, cross member damaged, headlight unit cracked….€4000 for what looked like a tiny crack. Don’t hurt yourself jumping to conclusions….
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@stevethewall Steroid bloat, out of breath, suit made from curtains and a bottle of awful cheap whiskey in hand….stylish yeah 🤮
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This is pretty amazing for a 10 year old…. @DunvilleWhiskey #SundayNightSup
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@sharkastic @TheAngryBarten3 @Heineken_IE It’s because they get loads of freebies and kick backs from the big guys, specifically to keep the little guys out!!! Having your cake and eating it springs to mind…
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@mrandmrsstevens @niallstaines That’s the best review I have ever read.....went once, for a drink, sat at the bar, left after 20 mins...no drink 🤷‍♂️
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@Michael08483429 @danobrien20 No, nothing wrong with either of those things at all. Not if you have any respect for equal rights and freedom of expression.
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@roisinmeaney @sheilaoflanagan More than likely egg, beans and chips....init 🤷‍♂️
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@eobyrne @rtenews Me too. Bloody hypocrites the lot of ‘em...
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@lisabu1980 Agreed, I’m cancelling my fuel cards with them…
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@GardaTraffic Surely this is the only country in the world where checkpoints are set up on Motorways????
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@Deisesupes Why people think Leo or any other Taoiseach has any say in what happens is beyond me. The country is run by senior civil servants whose incompetence is rewarded with massive salaries, bulletproof positions and huge pensions...wise up🤷‍♂️
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@NoChronic2022 @taxidamien Irish like the ritual footfall club you support?
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@alex_meehan That’s proper crowd management planning and frankly, they should be commended for it. It’s gonna be a clusterf@&k on Monday if today is anything to go by. People have given up on social distancing and forgotten that this is phase 1, not a vaccine....
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@adoolan34 @Veronica_Strain I can supply the bodyguard, and a direct line to a significant investigative journalist….
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@JamesSliabhLiag There’s a very happy man in Phoenix, Arizona!!!
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@Mozzer2015 @Independent_ie Just buy one and claim the VAT back, legitimate business expense 🤷‍♂️
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@normski2000 @ChrisStirk @BrexitBassist No, they’ll be busy using them to catch fish to sell to you at Triple prices 🤷‍♂️
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@teflondub @mickthehack I would contend that the Gardai know full well what reasonable force is, the problem is that investigators, politicians, judges, barristers and Joe Public have no clue, and will hang them out to dry for doing their jobs….
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@Gymgirl086 @rtenews You are having a laugh....
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@MichaelsCoDub cooked a brisket in it, boiled the spuds on top and then roasted them off, keeps ya toasty and creates the best ‘ambiance’ ever....
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@An_Duc_ @IrishTimes Shitty is a compliment, the food was genuinely awful....
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Absolute honour and privilege out to get the guided tour yesterday. Amazing site, project and vision by James and Moira! Onwards and upwards… @SliabhLiagDistl @JamesSliabhLiag
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Finally got around to trying this and the ice is a good call....love it! @SliabhLiagDistl #SaturdayNightSip
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This better be good 🤤 @Graham__Coull #FridayNightDram
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@NoChronic2022 @taxidamien Nah, elaborate on why raising money for charity is worthy of comment from you 🤷‍♂️
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@billypassmore Haven’t stood in a Zara since about 2001 which is the last year their clothes actually fit me😆
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Is this wrong 🙄 #fridaynightdram
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@JonnyHIrons @OxfordDiplomat If you have to ask you don’t deserve to have it explained to you....
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Happy F@&king Holidays 😍😍😍 #saturdaynightsip
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This is not bad either though 🤣 @Graham__Coull @dougleddin
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Right county (finally), wrong whiskey, but it’ll do for tonight! @SliabhLiagDistl #SaturdayNightSip
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@TerryMcElvaney
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@rtenews One of the greatest Tossers ever to be born..lock him up and throw away the key 🤦‍♂️
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@PhelanVicky If it happens again, DM me, I’ll be there in 10 mins and no more clamp. No charge either...
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@DamianOFarrell @DubCityCouncil @MarinoLiving Looks like a 5 year old designed it with crayons and stickers!!! DCC need to do better and you councillors need to make them. Absolute disgrace….
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@DerekCarey11 @ShaneBeattyNews Try a aul’ full stop or a comma there mate, so we can figure out what you’re on about 🤷‍♂️
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@DaraghCassidy I am a 6’4” security professional, trained and licensed bodyguard who has worked in some of the most dangerous cities in the world, and Dublin and Belfast scare the shite out of me…..
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@russellcrowe Never gets old…
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@ralphncw @VideosIrish How in the hell do you propose they would have stopped them???
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What a bas@&d of a week😡 #SaturdayNightSip
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@JohnReynol64448 @rtenews They are a family of bigots and racists who think they are above the law. Yes, it is out of hand, but they deserve ALL the jail time they get….
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Only took me two bloody weeks, AND, it was the last bottle in Celtic today 😬 @dougleddin @Graham__Coull
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@dougleddin @DavidMarra Also, I’f there’s a raffle, I have a bottle of MVR 2019 Barry Crockett I’ll throw in….
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@invest_ez @al70 Can’t happen soon enough, and to a nicer guy 🤬🤬🤬
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@ItaOKelly €5 for 2 double espressos and 2 waters in Lagos, Portugal just now. On the main square. I’m moving….
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@213vlad @SWS_FASTLab So what if he did. It’s about the gesture, not a lesson in capitalism 🤦‍♂️
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@Bas3dMac @Repealist_ @MichaelsCoDub Here, wanker with a profile picture of another wanker smoking a cigar, go peddle your white supremacy shit somewhere else....or drop me a line, come say that shit to my face, scumbag....
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@rob_dlewis @DeborahMeaden Would you put butter on top of ham 🤷‍♂️
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@Graham__Coull Little of both…
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@JustineStafford ‘In coke’ not ‘On coke’ 🤷‍♂️
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@rioghnachNiG @Ryanair @DublinAirport Straight to a solicitor and the IAA , bypass the Ryanair complaints department…
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😳😳😳😳 #FridayNightDram
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@Rubberbandits Peter Caviston In Glastule. Owns a fish shop/deli and restaurant. Mad hoor and loads of local history.....
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@Fightinirish39 @DrHaroldNews He’s Irish, an offensive, disgusting parody of an Irishman. If the Brits want to claim this one, they can bloody well have him…and his awful whiskey and stoopid suits 🤦‍♂️
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@IrishTimes ‘Irish People concerned at high level of incompetence in Irish Water’ 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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@MichaelMDowling @KarlBrophy @Bentonra @MichaelsCoDub This is a load of horse s*^t. Processed, pre Packaged foods, processed to exact recipes, and containing god knows how many chemical additives and sold in measured quantities ARE NOT THE SAME AS RESTAURANTS WHO PREPARE FRESH FOOD 🤦‍♂️
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@MacL0ve @gardainfo @LKBlockers @fixlimerickbus It would be a bit frivolous to send Monaghan Gardai to Limerick to write tickets....
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@patphelan They do invest. Heavily. It’s the moronic management of HSE that squander and burn said investment. It’s an accountability black hole with a golden parachute at the end 🤬🤬🤬🤬
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@Reba616 @gareththetechie @guse_guse @Ryanair You’ll find that most buy their own kit as issued stuff is rarely up to scratch. Also, “uncontrolled environment” it’s a war zone, get a life 🤬
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@FrankPa88333108 @6thfloorwindow I can’t see South Dublin county council building gas chambers any time soon Frank, you might wanna relax a bit 🤦‍♂️
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@PatsyMcGarryIT @KarlBrophy Yeah, I bet they all have their favourite English ‘football’ team though 🤦‍♂️
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@Padraiccleary @MarkGermaine That’s basically because then can’t. Security have no real powers of arrest, will almost certainly be sued if they lay hands on anyone, don’t get proper training, no proper PPE and no support from management..
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This is lovely 🥰 #fridaynightdram
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@DaraghCassidy @IanFlintLowry Sounds like a threat of violence to me, that’d be one for the Gardai 👍
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@MichaelKellyIC I’ve stopped using delivery services. Did a quick tot on a chopper order, Deliveroo price was €31 all in. Drive 3 mins and collect was 16.50.
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@Eoin_Hayes These are all one day rentals…I called Hertz and they only have 1200 cars, normally they have 9000.
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