Why did the lads tell Shaughna all about Callum’s affection in Casa Amor?! We need Maura in there to be like “WHY YA TELLIN HER DAT??? SHE DUSSNT NEED TA KNOW!!!”
#LoveIsland
@DoireannGarrihy
🤔👀
Doireann,
We always look for a bang for our buck - stick up an aul tweet, tag us and pitch for Michael to come on the pod.
100k likes and your wish is our command ✌️
Where do we as Irish women direct our anger and sadness and fear? We have got to rise up and demand change in memory of
#AshlingMurphy
and all of the women whose lives were stolen before her. There isn’t a woman in Ireland who isn’t sick to the pit of their stomach today.
I could look back on lockdown and wonder “why the f*** didn’t I start the home workouts in week 1, I’d be looking savage now” ORRR I could look back and think “thank god for the 849 bags of microwave popcorn topped with minstrels and a bottle of wine, they kept me sane”
Chief Medical Officer Dr Tony Holohan says he is taking time out from work commitments to be with his family. A plan has been put in place for others to take over responsibility for different aspects of his role. Dr Ronan Glynn will take over as acting Chief Medical Officer
I penned a little song for Adam King because I couldn’t get him out of my mind, and so badly want him to visit
@eoghanmcdermo
and I as soon as he can. This was his response today!
@AdventuresWAD
you have stolen the hearts of the nation forever. Cannot wait to meet you! ❤️🚀✨
Hearing some pubs were like “Christmas Eve” last night. I just hope no one who was in one ends up infecting their grandparents. What aren’t people understanding?
God forbid any of us ever said something tone deaf at the age of 22 that we might later regret or want to take back. This level of vitriol is the pits.
In other news, it’s Caroline Flack’s anniversary next month.
Right I’ve caught up and have one thing to say: if you could bottle that moment where Georgia composed herself and refused to cry after having her heart shattered, no woman would ever be fucked over again.
#Queen
👑
#LoveIsland
We laid our wonderful Grandad Chris to rest today. We gave him the best send off we possibly could under the circumstances. I took this video back in February, before life as we all knew it changed forever. I am so glad I did. ♥️
If only there was some sort of closed skirt contraption, like if the skirt could be split down the front and back and the two halves could be wrapped around each leg and fastened, so that the girls could feel more comfortable to cycle, like the lads? Dunno just a wild thought
A campaign is under way to encourage more teenage girls to cycle to school after an Oireachtas committee heard there has been a dramatic drop in girls using bikes | Read more:
I can’t actually cope with Ed 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 Like he’s BEYOND famous yet still rocks up in his red jumper and gets into the swing of it 😭😭😭😭😭 Legend ❤️
#LateLateToyShow
Hangover level: I wrote to Maura Higgins on Instagram last night saying
“You did us all proud 🙌🏻 Soak up all the excitement!! Life, Doireann x
Love* 😂”
I’m deleting my account
As a full-time broadcaster, I have had to remain 🤐 But today is the day ❤️ My CHOICE is to take MY BODY to the polling station to vote. Take from that what you will.
#letsdothis
#finally
#hometovote
(Yes I live in Dublin but have FOMO and want in on that epic thread)
@mescal_paul
@BigBoyler
Far from big money yiz were reared, there’ll be tea and purple snacks and maybe a one4all voucher if the listenership figures are good. Deal?
I won’t sleep a wink now wondering if Donie has found love in America and if his Mom is distraught that he’ll settle over there and if so, will he at least be back for Christmases
We laid our wonderful Grandad Chris to rest this weekend. We gave him the best send off we possibly could under the circumstances. He’ll be so sadly missed by us all, but he’ll live on through his music forever. Proud isn’t the word. Rest easy Grandad 🎶💛💙
My favourite moment of 2020 was sitting on a plane to New York at the start of the year and a girl walking down the aisle with earphones in, spotting me and saying “what the fuck!! HI!! I’m listening to The Laughs Of Your Life!!”
Everything else has been a shit show since then x
Going on hols with your fam is 5 days of saying “I’m easy, I’ll do whatever” until one of you cracks and says something like “I wouldn’t mind going for a solo walk” and then everyone calls you a premadonna for the rest of the trip because you literally suggested 5 mins alone time
I got 505 points in the
#LeavingCert
and went to Trinity. 8 years on, I post impressions on social media and do a radio show with polls like “Burritos or Tacos? Text us now!” for a living. You’ll be ab. solu. tely fine.
Isn’t it great craic all the same, not knowing where the flying fuck you’ll be this Saturday. I’ll either be dining like a king on my Mom’s Christmas feast or rocking back and forth alone in my bedroom, there is no in between
Apologies in advance if I’ve missed the reasoning for this, but does anyone know what the story is with the taxi situation in Dublin? Walked for 35 mins before nabbing one to go home last night, absolutely freezing but also scared! It would fully deter you from going out at all
Sorry now but the lack of sex in Season 2 of Bridgerton is a piss take. I didn't spend my entire Christmas last year watching Season 1 WITH MY MOM only to strategically nestle into Season 2 alone and be massively let down by the lack of sauciness
Would there be anything to be said for a press conference that includes the phrase “cop the f*** on the lot of ye” followed by a death stare? The kind your Mom would give you after calling you downstairs by your full name, and so you know you’re in deep shit?
The foreign holiday apologies...I can’t 😂 STOP PRETENDING you regret it. You’d actually have more respect for the public figures who’ve been caught if they were like “Sorry not sorry, I got a savage tan and drank rosé to bate the band. Am sorry I was caught tho fml x”
I made myself spag bol for dinner with grated cheese on top + coleslaw on the side but that was NOT enough. I had 2 slices of batch loaf lathered in butter to mop up the remaining bolognese too. This is LIVING and don’t let any fitspos living their “best lives” tell you otherwise
I never took the time to tweet a THANK YOU to everyone who got behind the Chris O’Dowd / Paul Mescal podcast campaign. Thank you so much. I cannot believe I’ll be having them on the podcast. I’m so proud of
#TheLaughsOfYourLife
♥️
Plans to record underway. Stay tuned!!!
Connell: “They're not my kind of people”
His Mam: “What kind of people are they?”
Connell: “T r i n i t y students”:
His Mam: “You're a Trinity student”
I felt this. 😂
There are ppl travelling abroad. Then there are ppl travelling abroad and sharing it everywhere. THEN there are ppl travelling abroad, sharing it everywhere and complaining about how USHERLY RUDE the airline staff were about having health forms filled out.
#themindblows
😂
Harry lost his Mom aged 12 with the eyes of the entire world on him. I am so bloody happy for him. Let them be a family, have some sort of normality and LIVE 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
There needs to be a chocolate delivery service for nights like tonight 🌧 Imagine scrolling through the app now and picking different bars to dip into tea 😭😭😭
My Dad has been in Spain for over a week…chatted to him on the phone there and asked him about the highlights so far…he said he met someone who works with Keoghs crisps and they said they’d give him a tour of the farm and a bag of spuds to take home, he’s beyond buzzed 😂
I used to think my Dad was weird for taking a block of cheddar out of the fridge and cutting off chunks to eat on their own. Now, this is my main hobby
You know when you go through security at the airport and you convince yourself you’re carrying something illegal? That’s how I feel driving through the Ranelagh triangle. Angela Fahy is the security.
Four episodes in, I am officially BET into
#NormalPeople
. It is so gorgeous I can’t deal. The casting overall is so bloody good but Connell...talk about
@mescal_paul
playing a block of an Irish lad to perfection 🙌🏻
Will the government cover Botox for the 2 years we’ve lost? Because every time I think about going into the pandemic aged 27 and leaving it almost 30 I feel so god damn hard done by
Really think they need to just make a call now on the Leaving Cert. The humming and hawing must be soul destroying for students, parents and teachers. “Ara we’ll play it by ear” doesn’t cut it when students are trying to motivate themselves or plan ahead!
Me 2 days ago: Is Cheer on Netflix just a glorified Bring It On? Ugh I’ll try one episode
Me today: I SWEAR TO GOD MONICA IF YOU DON’T GIVE MAT TO GERRY AND LEXI I’M FLYING TO CORSICANA
If I had had to keep this secret to myself for ONE more day I might have burst… Dancing With The Stars ✨ Here I come 🥹🥳💃🏻✨🎶 Roll on January ❄️ Let’s rock Jen!!!!!
DZE de de de, DZE de deee…DZE de de de DEEE!!! Ahhhhh!!! 🪩✨🎊
@RTEOne
@DWTSIRL
The messaging from the government re COVID has been so shite over the past few weeks. Feels like the ball has been dropped completely. It’s not surprising that ppl are being more lax with the guidelines. But it’s not an excuse, we all KNOW we’re not in the clear yet.
The light of my lockdown life turned 1 today 🎉🎈🧡 I got a lump in my throat every time I looked at him...I don’t know if that means I need to seek help 😂 or I’m just a head over heels dog Mom who is so grateful to him and the love he gives! Happy Birthday baby Bertie😭❤️