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Lorelei Thurston

@SuisizeMe

2 months

can't think of a subject for my caricatures so I'm doing people who didn't follow back

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3 months

spongebob was so huge that nobody can say 24 without thinking of it. They own a common number. Even mickey mouse doesn't have a number.

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3 months

Some lines in SpongeBob just live in my head and I think of them whenever someone says basic and very common phrases, for example: "Who knows? I think YOU KNOWS!!"

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Lorelei Thurston

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3 years

You spank your girlfriend? Ever heard of calmly explaining why her behavior is wrong?

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Lorelei Thurston

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2 years

@bitchfacepalace She finally fell in line, conformed, and went from a hideous unwanted Satanic (black clothes, bangs) outsider to a beautiful Christian (light clothes, forehead) wife.

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2 years

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3 years

@phrenologylover Reminds me of the one that was something like "Inspiring: This man used to hate gay people. Now he accepts them. But it's pretty weird that he used to hate gay people."

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@theaprilpapers I'm trying to check my prejudice against guys who look like they run an evil circus in a silent movie

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Lorelei Thurston

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3 years

One year ago, I was hospitalized for severe psychotic delusions. Today, I was officially accepted into Harvard. Dreams do come true and never give up!!

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@ryanposting Hi, double major in Creativity and Which Art Is Good here. It's actually better with nothing. Notice the dog. Notice how it draws your eyes to the open door. The open door represents Possibility, and the blackness represents Darkness. This creates Curiosity in the Viewer.

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7 months

@widelybeloved @poyotimebaybee *Larry wakes up* AAAH! Cheryl: What is it? Larry: A crazy nightmare. Everyone was speaking Spanish. Mexican gardener: What's wrong with that? Larry: No, nothing, just- Mexican maid: The thought of speaking Spanish made you scream. Leon: (eating chips) That's fucked up Larry.

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Lorelei Thurston

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4 years

@i_zzzzzz @SeanRMoorhead Final line in Queen's Gambit: "This has truly been... a queen's gambit."

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@cantstop69ing why do they call it fromsoft when you of hard the game in the system of soft play the game

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Mothboy🏳️‍⚧️

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1 year

Anti portfolio day where you show case your absolute worst, most embarassing work

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4 years

@rinbcage @daveweigel Movie: Terminal Arsenal Book: Can A Robot Make Pancakes Out of Memory Batter?

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1 year

@TurmShrub Hey, do you like green eggs and ham?

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3 months

@Lan_D_ow479 I've been saying 74 out of the corner of my mouth for 20 something years now

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3 years

@pixelatedboat The Imitation Strange

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3 years

@c_misha_jr "I only matched with him to yell at him" is the new "I was only on that website to do research".

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4 years

@mrgracemugabe @i_zzzzzz The crick by the jinrul store where Mama gits her award winnin' craw balls.

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2 years

@zachsilberberg Sigh... Remy is the rat. Ratatouille is the name of the SCIENTIST who made him.

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3 years

@garlicredd @EatinJeems

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2 years

@normcharlatan Can he uh... Talk?

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2 years

@Wet_Dogs_Smell @bitchfacepalace As does God.

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@ryanposting Don't feel bad, this takes years and tens of thousands of dollars. Not to mention a naturally high IQ and an eye for the human condition, which you cannot teach

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4 years

@help_headstuck @AwfulReddit You automatically upvote the comments you post.

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4 years

@PFTompkins Really cool to bleep Adam Carolla's name. I'd hate for Adam Carolla to be embarrassed.

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4 years

@nytimes I know where I'm vacationing this year!

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4 years

@aiyea_ @ohkitties This is my cat. He cannot climb trees. He is indifferent to the mouse. Shall not chase the jay nor the cardinal. This fool cat is a shameful beast.

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Lorelei Thurston

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3 years

@CoolComicArt You don't get to call him Ock unless you can name 3 of his albums.

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4 years

@dril Spontaneously morphing into a tornado is among the most harmful of black stereotypes.

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11 months

@AuntColony This basically obliterates our chances of getting Paul Blart 3

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3 years

I made a poster for Eraserhead, but if it was a show on Fox.

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5 months

@GoodReddit But his nickname will be Nathan

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4 years

@fart @ofctimallen

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4 years

@mrfluffyman49 @NoConViolence It's Coley Grapes Moretz.

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1 year

@homeofdcu @DEADLINE

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3 months

@spencedetroit you know what it means. I said nobody doesnt think of spongebob and I meant literally every person alive. that includes you

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4 years

@ohkafuimykafui @vulture Baldwin is going to drive a forklift through the set after measuring Grammer's trailer and seeing it's four inches longer than his. Then Grammer will snort horse Viagra and throw Baldwin's trailer into a swimming pool. Please God, let someone be recording behind the cameras.

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Lorelei Thurston

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@cjisburkey @ryanposting Oh puh lease. That's the most CHILDISH thing I've EVER heard of.

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1 year

@EmmaTolkin To us 5 year olds who were home sick from school, he was hypnotic. A happy little leprechaun with all the answers.

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Lorelei Thurston

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3 years

@nytimes Buffet stated he wants to focus on his hobbies, like flying his house with balloons.

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Lorelei Thurston

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3 years

@TheOnion Devs have described it as "Space Mass Effect"

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Lorelei Thurston

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4 years

@kimpossiblefact @josh_posting @TheEpicDept Yeah, this is ruining the seriousness and integrity of the little medals.

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Lorelei Thurston

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2 years

Just read some obituaries. If your smile lights up a room or you love to laugh, SEE A DOCTOR.

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Lorelei Thurston

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4 years

@pxmc108 @pixelatedboat He defeated the Joker countless times, but the joke was ultimately on us.

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Lorelei Thurston

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1 year

@TurmShrub Then you realize you spent $100,000 on an education you coulda got with a 40 dolla Leapfrog Leap Pad. Affleck: Ohh shit!

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Lorelei Thurston

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4 years

@BabulsArt @Love40496292 @NoConViolence Actually, it doesn't bite her because it's CG. It looks real, but there's not really a monster in the scene with her.

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4 years

@DesiJed Since we can't spend Thanksgiving with our families, I'm grateful we have this simulation.

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4 years

@sarahjanewarner @chieflybombast @orehcursor @post_prufrock I'm using that "wasn't for you" line from now on when a joke bombs.

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7 months

I remember the first time I had Pop Tarts. My father woke me up and said "You're 6 years old, it is time for pop tarts" he showed me a square cookie sandwich that had been burned. He broke it to show the sweet jam inside. We both ate. "It burns but it is sweet" we said together.

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R.I.P. -- Bill Post, the inventor of Pop-Tarts has died at 96

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@anrowari @witch_acid @slut4headpat @godsevens606 I remember my entire 2nd grade class huddled up laughing at that stupid kid's ass.

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3 years

All of life is a bus, and we are merely riders.

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2 years

@NickdeSemlyen He needs to figure out a way to do this to Conan's autobiography.

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Lorelei Thurston

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3 years

Gonna start worshiping a minor character actor. Ron Livingston, you are my WORLD.

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Lorelei Thurston

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1 year

@111ANG3L How can you tell if a worm has turned, you can't tell its arse from its 'ead.

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4 years

@collinjoyce @ben_rosen The tragedy of Darth Frasier the wise. It's not a story the wine club would tell you.

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3 years

The only game where I'd pay actual money for an HD remake.

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3 years

@tinderpredator He used to REALLY pretend to be a REAL cowboy in REAL movies and these hippies need to show some goddamn respect.

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@francisxwolf I love her treating it like a faux pas, like people are accidentally teasing their buddy a little too rough instead of blatantly wishing for someone they hate to die.

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Lorelei Thurston

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3 years

War and fish. Why can we only monger two things?

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4 years

@hppygirljoy @houIana @nytimes Then I take back what I said. I will be MOVING to Argentina.

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2 years

@bornposting All the critical replies are just "No, it needs to stay a mystery."

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Lorelei Thurston

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14 days

@DorisSeverior @ryanposting As a fellow art expert I couldn't agree more. The empty doorway creates mystery. If you were to put, say, a werewolf or a frankenstein or a ghoulie in there, it would be less scary because the viewer (person looking at the painting) knows what they're facing.

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4 years

@MissPavIichenko @TheEpicDept Bill would not want it, then the nurse would be really cute and he'd keep coming back for multiple doses and end up in the hospital.

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Lorelei Thurston

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3 months

no new follows. that's good. that was the plan

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Lorelei Thurston

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3 years

Vapes can do everything a cigarette can, except look cool. "Sure, I'll find your missing husband... for the right price. Let me suck on this robot dick while you think about it."

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Lorelei Thurston

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3 years

@tsunami_mami420 You need something much more harsh. You get a time out.

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Lorelei Thurston

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10 months

@haramcart I warned people that one day the babes would rise up and spread chaos.

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Lorelei Thurston

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3 years

@mfunlimited Dating in your 20s is so weird! Have you ever noticed this? It can go well, and it can go badly! I mean, what is the deal?

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Lorelei Thurston

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4 years

@CopingMAGA Maybe they think voting has golf rules?

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Lorelei Thurston

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1 year

I 100% believe this has stopped suicides.

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Lorelei Thurston

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1 year

Whenever a girl hates on a universally loved guy movie, I like to piece together the ex boyfriend who made her hate it like a scientist "completing" a neanderthal fossil. This guy was probably a cool bass player, but he had no job and made her pay for a LOTTA meals.

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Lorelei Thurston

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4 months

@GoodReddit My generation had Charlie the Unicorn. This is way more sophisticated.

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8 months

Elo: "It was horrible, son. They took away people's names and gave them numbers." X @Q4 : "Thats awful daddy"

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This picture makes me feel physically sick

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3 months

@ChaosRocket if you need more context for why the show is good you can read my blog, my newsletter, or my multivolume erotic fanfic

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2 years

@weensquambit Damn. The best tweet I've ever seen was just hiding in the replies of the 40,000th "hot girl like ugly man" post.

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1 year

@RedditSlag Perfect. He didn't look at the camera, the rehearsal paid off.

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3 years

I'm sorry to announce that this man took his own life this evening. You could have prevented this. You saw the signs. And you mocked him.

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Lorelei Thurston

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2 years

Playing as my dog in Elden Ring.

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Lorelei Thurston

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2 years

*sees a non-hot person* Jesus, is that a goblin or something? RAAAPE!!!!

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3 years

I tried weed thinking it would be Joker laughing gas and it was just Scarecrow fear gas.

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Lorelei Thurston

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1 year

This fucking algorithm, I swear. You go 2 days without posting, preceded by 5 years of uninteresting and unfunny posts, and you're invisible on the timeline.

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Lorelei Thurston

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8 months

@b_funkin @ImBillRay I just wish it said which rule he violated at the top so we didn't have to assume.

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Lorelei Thurston

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