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Ask not at whom the brain worms eat… for the brain worms eat at thee. he/him

Phoenix, AZ
Joined February 2009
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gay enough to have the delusion I’d look good with blond hair; queer enough to be too lazy to actually dye it
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The primary in question, in many states
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Stewart ignores that: 1. There was a whole ass Democratic primary election 2. Kamala Harris is the VP and the only Biden alternative that makes sense 3. A thunderdome convention would do anything but “unify” the party I’m glad he had a chance to vent though
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@conorgrnt He does it for the girls and the gays
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@drmistercody Is this…. Is this an argument for child labor????? What the fuck
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@kilIacourt astrology isn’t real ❤️ hope this helps!
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@chick_in_kiev To do that to a FIFTEEN YEAR OLD! That child will remember that the rest of her life.
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@The_Law_Boy The biggest L there is being on a website with British people
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@_pem_pem holy fucking shit lmao. Whatever gets you there I guess 😭😭
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Tons of incredible 30 Rock jokes but nothing has ever beaten this one for me, just for how many jokes the punch line is simultaneously
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@adiz1r You want him to be in debt for the rest of his life if he crashes and seriously hurts himself.
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@dangit_kyle @daveweigel Given the racist roots of both, there probably is some serious crossover there lol
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@computer_gay so you’re telling me he’ll really mean it when he calls me faggot 😍🥵🥴
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@jpbrammer Real Housewives of Galilee
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@superorganlsm @xXnarcissistXx @Geolololol Is she maybe, you know, pouring water in a bowl?
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@_fat_ugly_rat_ 1. There was demand—a majority of Dems in polls said they would prefer another person!—but the president controls the party apparatus and so when an incumbent chooses to run again, no major politicians are going to risk their careers.
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@Droney_Penguin @angryblkhoemo @tuffluffjimmy Exactly what I was thinking. Dril tier classic content
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@SAMOYEDCORE Him repeatedly saying that it was a land of togas is also hilarious because togas were the equivalent of more a cumbersome and annoying tuxedo for Romans. It’s like describing a high school as a land of linoleum and prom dresses lmao
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@JLo That dress.…
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@peightonrhannon The existence of rain is not proof of the existence of a rainmaker. Rather rain’s existence means there is some actor OR process causing it. Some things occur as a result of natural laws w/o an actor causing them; we don’t know if that is true of the existence of the universe too
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@jpbrammer There’s so much that isn’t even covered there. Like that he’s a monarchist and thinks that there’s viable farmland in Antarctica
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@Bdub84B @Whatapityonyou Honestly count yourself lucky you don’t know. But the joke here is that despite his “reporting” on American news from a fascist POV he is Malaysian and has never set foot in America.
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Jaboukie got suspended twice in the space of a weekend for shitposting fascists, what an absolute legend
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@realWrongAce @JeremyMonjo This is just BEGGING for the Curb Your Enthusiasm music
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@richarddibX follow the example of your leader in 1945, fascist fuck
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@aaronsibarium Lmao yeah sure, the problem with our legal system is that it isn’t friendly enough to cops.
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@tomlobianco We can stop talking about them when they stop holding high office
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@workingoncrying The second one got dragged to the courthouse steps ✊🏻
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@JasonSCampbell This is literally virtue signaling lol
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@angelofmadridd @hotdogsz Hey just wondering if it’s discourteous to share to 3.3 million people the account of someone with 300 followers who didn’t even make or tag you in a searchable way
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@DeanBrowningPA Genocide and enslaving people is bad no matter what the nationality of the person doing it is. Hope this helps!
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@newtmewt @PatchNavillus @platholyte That’s the.… its a meme—that’s literally the joke
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@DukeU Whose labor did that exactly?
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@RuPaul Sir this is an Arby's
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@ChrisEvans This you?
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@RepJimBanks @IlhanMN @AOC @RashidaTlaib @SpeakerPelosi I heard 40% of cops are even afraid that there could be domestic strife and violence or even a civil war because of Antifa! Google “40% of cops domestic violence” to find out more
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@Billy_Hxndricks My favorite is when the [speaks foreign langauge] completely covers and obscures the burned in actual translation that tells you what the dialogue was
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@hemakhemak I’m well aware of how it happened. The point is that arguments appealing to democratic (small d) principles because Biden “got the most votes” are not good arguments because there wasn’t an actual choice presented to voters because the incumbent, in his hubris, ran again
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@ejc3 @AlwaysL1t @colin_fraser @redroverrrrr It is a large language model, it does not reason lol
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@conor64 That’s not what Occam’s razor is lol
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@Jarahhhh 300,000 plus Americans are going to be dead by the new year from coronavirus and you’re out IN PUBLIC eating when you KNOW you have the most distinctive and well-known symptom of covid
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@rtw1992 Fun fact: it’s not actually helpful to use bigotry to make fun of bigots
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@KaitMarieox The UTIs you get from shitting yourself don’t count as “procreation” even if those bacterial colonies are technically new life
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@KeiForPete @PeteButtigieg djskfjskfkskfkdlvkdk girl please. This is so disconnected from reality that I literally laughed out loud
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@J__Velasquez “You can unionize but only if you unilaterally disarm 😊”
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@TMZ How is this not The Onion
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@SorryMomDotGov @Remdelarem I sometimes forget that straights don’t have any taste so they still like people we’ve long since grown weary of
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@benshapiro Personally I’m worried that all those wet-a** p-words will make sea levels rise and then innocent homeowners will have to sell their homes
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respect is a strong word; I tolerate them
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@w8ing4sunlight @Chinchillazllla This is the answer I got last time this came up
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@julietlapidos Big if true
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@_fat_ugly_rat_ 2. I count 15 primaries that were either cancelled or that look like the example I posted from NC. I think that counts as many. How many do you count?
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@AITA_reddit Anyone who tries to feed an obligate carnivore a vegan diet is basically automatically the asshole in the situation
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Happy Juneteenth!
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@VoidOfRoses Making up a gay to get mad at
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@_chriswolfe Lol that's not the original video for that audio
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Argue against this article instead of in my comments, Bidenistas
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Joe Biden needs a better argument than this.
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@cannawitchx It’s been too long since we had a really spicy bad take like this, thank you
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@FakeNadine You’re running out of regions of the country that don’t have this dearie
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@_pennynow @schminston @shaun_vids Funny in that tragic way that history often is. Funny doesn’t mean good or desirable
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@mpsmithnews That would just be the government giving money dude
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@emilybazelon Moral panics are built on the backs of such anecdotes
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@exfatalist @redditships IT WAS THE FIRST HUSBAND’S ANNIVERSARY?! Jesus fucking christ!!!! Put this man in prison
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@ACLU Get their ass
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@stevemorris__ Using the t-slur as late as 2014 is WILD
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@StrictlyThiccly @sadgayboi If he did something wrong, why did they not even book him, and why did this cop get fired for her actions, you absolute clown
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@JacobAWohl @realDonaldTrump That is… not even close to accurate. Yikes
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@jlazebnik I can’t decide which is more unhinged here, the delivery or the content of this
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@clewisreviews Neither baking not tweeting about baking will not fix the emptiness and rejection you feel inside.
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@AleMarieMaxwell @dollshards @mavmurphy666 @eyeskewer You either don’t know shit or are lying.
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@slackerb1tch_ She goes on downthread to say that she hopes I die and attempts to dox me so honestly I’d rather she had stuck to the stupid micropenis stuff lol
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@NBCNews This is so fucking bleak
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@Telegraph It’s so so easy to not highlight soldiers who are in the explicitly Nazi battalion
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@JUNHAO68 @seocelot @chunkybongwater @garrrish @petworthot getting that bag by doing PR for an authoritarian regime yaass werk
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@jonkrause @drmistercody This also works because a pothole, like the student debt crisis, gets worse with time as it is ignored and more people run into it
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@catsarenecks @g4ys0n NOOOOOO not this actually being one of the things she posted 😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@prageru Ah yes, that’s why countries with stronger unions and higher commitments to environmental protection have even worse infrastructure than America, like Germany, France, Switzerland, etc.
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@jpbrammer absolutely SENDING me
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@corgidad89 Sorry that he’s hotter than you and not balding, that must be tough
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@darkoxjay Danaerys lacing her shoes absolutely SENDS me adganfjakxjak
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@tough_schmidt_ And HOW the FUCK do you “turn the page” with all of the deadweight still on it?????
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@gautym @TimothyWDalbeck The reason they show the “race” is because it’s a demo of how good their relationship is in order to heighten the tragedy of Pa Kent’s death. They are having a kind, normal father-son moment where a kid jokingly “challenges” the dad to a faux race. Very normal, not goading!!
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@computer_gay whoever heard of gay men liking draggy overtly sexual women
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@georgettedoves @kilIacourt Gender is a social construct, true
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