SAN FRANCISCO (AP) — Chinese President Xi Jinping signaled that China will send new pandas to the United States, calling them “envoys of friendship between the Chinese and American peoples.” 🐼🐼🐼
There is a VERY strong correlation between non-athleticism + banker bag vs terrible gym etiquette + taking up space in the locker room at Equinox. I’m sorry your diet as a slobby non athletic Jefferies banker sucks but put your shit away before you go shower you fat fucks
@Citrini7
@alex_gurevich
@FatTailCapital
@Apple
I have as much sympathy for SMBs heavily reliant on privacy invasion to perpetuate hyper consumerist culture as I do overleveraged “real estate investors” on AirBNB…aka fucking none.
A year after I left for college, my parents got a golden retriever. We didn’t know it then but the next 14 years would be so full of love and joy thanks to this little girl. After a lifetime of happiness, Daisy passed away this morning peacefully in her sleep. 💜
The creator bubble is popping. For influencers: Brands deals have dried up substantially in the past 6 months. Most of my friends who were charging $30k per video are now struggling to fill their sponsor slots at $10k
Does anyone else think wearing bank branded t-shirts (anywhere but particularly the gym)is exceptionally corny?
Then again, nothing screams 115 bench press quite like Jefferies Industrials Investment Banking.
I never understand when you as an analyst on the buyside happen to get access to have dinner to a major geopolitical strategist and you ask the same fucking questions you would to fucking Don Lemon like “wHeN dOeS PuTiN gEt ~*tAKeN OuT*~?”
@AsstSecEcon
@JavierBlas
Lol, it is more complicated, you are correct sir. So tell us why there is no senior policy official with real world energy experience that Secretary Granholm gets laughed out of conferences and Amos Hochstein can’t get LNG deals signed to save his life?
@TheStalwart
@hannahlevitt
What a wild culture that managers feel the need to actively log/monitor work activity AND that employees care enough to lie about it AND that management think it all important enough to enforce something about it??
@ShitMgmtSays
The mom-and-pop-ification of SVB from these founders came solely on the back of bankers chasing cross-sale transactions to whom they hoped would soon enough be UHNWs before their balance sheet duration was discovered and it’s a fucking joke
@sellsidepleb
A huge difference between ER and IB no one mentions is how binary the outcome is to work for a good or absolute shit analyst in ER, whereas in IB there's some diffusion with multiple MDs in one group
Posting one screenshot of a "he's our head of macro" as a testament to the official title being a name brand hedge funds Head of Macro is quite dramatic. Who knew debate kid energy was worse than theatre kid energy?
@davidein
Ok,🐔. I get it. You don't want to debate me and have to defend the fact that you've lost your investors a fortune betting against
@elonmusk
. Also, if I'm not qualified, why on earth did you hire me?
Everyone should read my full lawsuit against you. Linked below.
@ShortSightedCap
"Our firm paid for one of those ex-CIA agents to train us to read body language. That eyebrow twitch tells me the CEO is lying as he says "supply chain issues'. Of course, we won't be doing anything." 😂
Every once in a while there’s a Tweet so fucking dumb and laughable that people from all walks of life converge to dunk on it…this is one of those moments.
Today on my run up through Central Park in Harlem I saw four teenagers smoking weed. As I passed them I shouted in a firm but friendly voice: "Smells like failure!" and kept going. I said it as an act of love, honestly. I hope that at some point one of them might think about it.
This is how a seal sleeps
Because they are sleeping and not actively swimming, they can stay under water much longer than when hunting for food (which is on average about 30 minutes)
[📹 Michael Boyd / michaelboyyd]
There’s a recent uptick of pseudo intellectualism where the entertainment of toddler esque asking “why” is conflated with academic curiousity. What’s worse is the recent weaponization of this Joe Roganism wielded by blue checks in “discourse.”
For context, I am pro-science (it is sad to say that I have to declare this upfront) and our family foundation, the
@PershingSqFdn
, is a major funder ( ~$100m to date with more to come) of scientific research, but something has gone really wrong with science and our country when
@buccocapital
I’m convinced Reddit killed the paper magazine industry. I don’t need some loser journo to review XYZ product when there’s an army of zealots publishing in butthole depth reviews of anything imaginable from golf clubs to keyboards
If this makes sense to you then we should hang out and you probably need therapy
Garmont T8 / Nike SFB / Rocky C4T
Salomon GTX Mid
Allen Edmonds Park Avenue
Gucci Jordaan
Common Project Low
On Cloudflyer
NB 990v4
@atelicinvest
Jfc may god some day bless me with the confidence of a tall white guy with less than 4 years of professional experience after graduating from a school with a 46% acceptance rate
If the guy in the video is happy, then all the power to him. While I certainly would not want that life for myself, a reality I only recently realized was that an overwhelmingly large population want this degree of routine and normalcy while some may even view it as security.
MDW helps you identify two types of cornballs: 1) the people who don’t own a home in the Hamptons but will love to tell everyone they were “out East” on Monday morning and 2) the people who “almost joined the military bro” and are doing Murph this weekend
@valueterminal
That kind of positivity and resilience is often hard earned…I’m certain she has experienced immense challenges but to your point, equally certain she’ll find great opportunity
The Airbnb collapse is real.
Revenues are down nearly 50% in cities like Phoenix and Austin.
Watch out for a wave of forced selling from Airbnb owners later this year in the areas hit hardest by the revenue collapse.
You can tell when a PM or analyst is getting mentally exhausted because they start asking trash questions like “what happens if Ukraine gets resolved faster than expected?” Lmao brother, please exercise some critical thinking and stop wasting our time.