Heard some dude on the phone with his VP going through comments on the CIM on the Amtrak. I just caught a glance of the book and holy hell whatever comments the VP gave were not enough.
My man’s is in equinox wearing suede loafers and dress socks right now doing push ups on the bunch. I’m all for folks being in the gym but respectfully, man, get the fuck out.
I’m petty. If you open the dataroom late on a Friday afternoon, I’m going to send you my list of questions the following Friday if there isn’t a short fuse. With that said, I hope the bankers enjoy the list of questions I’m about to send over.
If you’re my principal keep scrolling. That email I just received is absolutely not getting a response to right now - 7pm on Saturday? I’ve been drunk for 7 hours.
Underwrote 13 bud lights tonight watching the Rangers - still a lot of growth potential in this market, not nearly enough people having a dozen beers on a Tuesday. We’re still so early.
Buddy in the equinox steam room was just reading a printed out version of the WSJ, not even the physical paper copy. Printed out. I’m sure he’s a ton of fun to have a beer with.
Going to humble brag here for a second because I’ll need it to get through the week. Went out with a buddy from college last night and met a few of his girl friends from high school and two of them texted him asking for my number - W.
Alright this is me asking so advice (sorry) the fund that the founding partners of my firm spun out of just offered me a job with 50% more pay - how frowned upon is that? No way they match.
Guy sitting next me to me on the plane is wearing a fake Tiffany Nautilus (feels like a very safe assumption) just crushing Suits. He’s visualizing, manifesting even, King.
You send me an updated databook on Friday afternoon I am absolutely going to send you a list of 50 follow up questions that are all “high priority”. I don’t make the rules.
When the employees common and options are buried beneath a thicc preference stack but the founder cashed out a few million in secondary in the most recent structured financing to maintain the last rounds headline valuation.
Seeing dudes wearing their college athletic gear and lifting with poor form is so funny to me. The strength coach didn’t even think you were worth his time, ouch.
Nothing like getting forwarded an email chain on a Friday afternoon with a “Hey can you update this to reflect the below?” and the message requesting the update was sent on Tuesday. Good prank.
Woke up the roommate today ass naked on the couch with half eaten food next to him at 6am on my way to gym. Glad to see his Tuesday night got away from him - just making sure he stays loose for the weekend.
Mid level investing professionals love to say “oh ya, I heard that business is doing really well.” No you didn’t, stop lying and go fix your portfolio company that is not doing “really well” before we’re all fucked.