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@imsourcingg

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Software growth equity. I tweet nothing of substance - that’s my promise to you

Manhattan, NY
Joined May 2021
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
5 months
Equinox replacing the kiehls products was an unwelcome start to my Wednesday.
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@imsourcingg
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1 year
Sent my high school highlight tape into the team slack today. I just wanted people to know who they were dealing with.
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@imsourcingg
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1 year
POV it’s your first IC meeting.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 year
What the ice cold Modelos in my fridge see every Friday after I close my laptop
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
I’m sure the fine people at portco x would be thrilled to learn that a 24 year old who went to bed at 5am last night is allocating their options.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
8 months
Opened up instagram and accidentally viewed the girl who I’m seeings story 27 seconds after it was posted…really tough scene
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
7 months
@Miscountedcf Underrated tweet.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 year
Heard some dude on the phone with his VP going through comments on the CIM on the Amtrak. I just caught a glance of the book and holy hell whatever comments the VP gave were not enough.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
3 years
Just saw a dude using the assisted pull-up machine wearing a weighted vest?
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 year
Sir, the bag has arrived.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
The last thing the founder of a bootstrapped SaaS business sees before we invest in a security with a 2.5x liq pref with an 8% PIK.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 year
Me when none of the 27 Instagram missiles I sent last night at 3:27 land.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Sir they’re asking for 18x ARR
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 year
When I’m walking her through how a $10 increase in depreciation flows through the three financial statements.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
3 years
Partner responded to me “Thanks my man appreciate it!” This is a top 2 all time feeling and it’s not number 2.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
My man’s is in equinox wearing suede loafers and dress socks right now doing push ups on the bunch. I’m all for folks being in the gym but respectfully, man, get the fuck out.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
3 years
Nah bro, I can guarantee you don’t need that Patagonia vest in the gym right now to do back squats poorly
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
3 years
My 15 year old brother cannot be responding to my texts “thx”, that boy is asking for as ass kicking when I get home next
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Went home with a woman in her thirties last night, do recommend
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
11 months
I’m petty. If you open the dataroom late on a Friday afternoon, I’m going to send you my list of questions the following Friday if there isn’t a short fuse. With that said, I hope the bankers enjoy the list of questions I’m about to send over.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Set a strong base for today last night. Time to build on it.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Lost on a bid today by “an offensive amount” according to management. AMA
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Second year analyst looking at the MBA associate after he REF’d the model and is packing his shit up to go home
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Robert Griffin III
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Caption this….
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Just watched a dude do 98/98 - 1 on his phone to make it look like he’s texting. My man must be down horrendously.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
3 years
If you’re my principal keep scrolling. That email I just received is absolutely not getting a response to right now - 7pm on Saturday? I’ve been drunk for 7 hours.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 year
Ah yes Mr. Banker thanks for sending me the model with 179 external links.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Stepped out for coffee some how ended up with a 12 pack of modelos. Friday weather like this will do that to you.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Underwrote 13 bud lights tonight watching the Rangers - still a lot of growth potential in this market, not nearly enough people having a dozen beers on a Tuesday. We’re still so early.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
When the founder of a mid single digit ARR software business with mediocre retention is explaining to me why their business is worth 15x+ forward.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Just logged off and seems like the forecast is calling for 17-27 drinks today. Let’s do it.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
9 months
First guy here is exposing himself a bit…
@spittinchiclets
Spittin' Chiclets
9 months
When Rôde de Pine finally comes out 👃 🎥: @PennStateMHKY
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I’m Sourcing
2 years
Went to my bodega to get something other than beer this afternoon and my man goes “what? No beer today?” My man don’t you worry, I’ll be back.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Buddy in the equinox steam room was just reading a printed out version of the WSJ, not even the physical paper copy. Printed out. I’m sure he’s a ton of fun to have a beer with.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
3 years
Going to humble brag here for a second because I’ll need it to get through the week. Went out with a buddy from college last night and met a few of his girl friends from high school and two of them texted him asking for my number - W.
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I’m Sourcing
2 years
This has to be the craziest LinkedIn connection message of all time. There is no mention of squash anywhere on my LinkedIn.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 year
Took tomorrow off so I can get proper shitfaced and do hood rat shit with my high school friends tonight who are visiting - sue me.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Felt this one in my bones. “Hey just in case this gets brought up in IC do you mind running the analysis”
@ExcelHumor
memes.xlsx
2 years
adding another tab to the workbook no one will look at again
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Took a look at the credit card bill recently, not great. Mood:
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
As one does.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Bryce hall and @itsmarkmoran walking into the bar im at certainly wasn’t on my bingo card.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Goodness. I need her.
@lothl0rien
🏆- captain landesborg 🇵🇭
2 years
hello????
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
10 months
Having some pints with this squirtle would be electric.
@HighyieldHarry
High Yield Harry
10 months
Ladies & Gentlemen, The Long Weekend
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I’m Sourcing
2 years
“I’m gonna need you to hold the pen on this one” My brother in Christ I have no fucking clue what I’m doing.
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I’m Sourcing
3 years
Alright this is me asking so advice (sorry) the fund that the founding partners of my firm spun out of just offered me a job with 50% more pay - how frowned upon is that? No way they match.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 year
“Mind taking a look at this today?” Me:
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Me watching the CEO of a business I really liked go with another party who out bid us by four turns of ARR.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 year
Peak male performance here.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Me reentering the bar I was kicked out of moments ago
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 year
Guy sitting next me to me on the plane is wearing a fake Tiffany Nautilus (feels like a very safe assumption) just crushing Suits. He’s visualizing, manifesting even, King.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
EDM pumping in the headphones, Friday vibes on high.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
3 months
Booking the 7AM Amtrak on the 4th was a miscalculation, I’ll say it.
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I’m Sourcing
2 years
You send me an updated databook on Friday afternoon I am absolutely going to send you a list of 50 follow up questions that are all “high priority”. I don’t make the rules.
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I’m Sourcing
1 year
Might have to listen to One by Swedish House Mafia on repeat all night and bury 27 Modelos. Could be special, who knows.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
8 months
I will tell you what, there are few things that beat beer dye with your buddies on a beautiful Saturday afternoon.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
3 years
Mood when I sense my weekend is is jeopardy:
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Yah let’s go ahead and not stretch in the steam room, thanks man.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
7 months
I’ve had 11 drinks today. Permission to double it, please?
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
4 months
Looks like a nice pint. Good for me.
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I’m Sourcing
1 year
When the employees common and options are buried beneath a thicc preference stack but the founder cashed out a few million in secondary in the most recent structured financing to maintain the last rounds headline valuation.
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I’m Sourcing
1 year
Recirculating this one
@the_P_God
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1 year
Permission to have a beer?
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
10 months
Seeing dudes wearing their college athletic gear and lifting with poor form is so funny to me. The strength coach didn’t even think you were worth his time, ouch.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 year
Just made eye contact with my gym crush while I using the lying leg curl - it’s so over for me.
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I’m Sourcing
2 years
I am once again drunk, but this time with a twist - I have a 7:30 train to catch tomorrow morning. What are the odds I get there?
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I’m Sourcing
10 months
Dude just offered me a beer out of his six pack on the west side highway - file that one under “reasons why dudes rock” please.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Who are these nerds?
@levelsio
@levelsio
2 years
I think non-alcohol socializing will be a big industry as people drink less alcohol now and in the future
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I’m Sourcing
2 years
Just beat the “these numbers seem off” allegations on the below task. Huge W heading into the long weekend.
@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Nothing like getting forwarded an email chain on a Friday afternoon with a “Hey can you update this to reflect the below?” and the message requesting the update was sent on Tuesday. Good prank.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Go time.
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I’m Sourcing
3 months
Woman next to me on the Amtrak has been on a phone call for at least 25 minutes. I hate her and hope she has a terrible evening.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
This was sent to me…and yes, I am pretending to be the gos. What of it?
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I’m Sourcing
1 year
Boy math is not fully drying your back because your shirt will get it for you
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
4 months
Some may say I’ve had a few too many beers for 6pm on a Thursday, those people may be correct but that won’t stop me from another dozen. Cheers folks.
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I’m Sourcing
2 years
Woke up the roommate today ass naked on the couch with half eaten food next to him at 6am on my way to gym. Glad to see his Tuesday night got away from him - just making sure he stays loose for the weekend.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
We are nothing without our word
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 year
Me: “no need to like a douche at the gym” Also me: “yah my team issued tank top from several years ago is perfect for arms.”
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
3 years
@Vinny_Daniel0 Yo chill, I told you that in confidence
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
People. I have had my share of beers (will continue to do so). Let’s have 200 beers this weekend.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
4 months
*liked*
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
7 months
Y’all mind if I tap in? 6L of Rosé 🔐
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I’m Sourcing
11 months
Mid level investing professionals love to say “oh ya, I heard that business is doing really well.” No you didn’t, stop lying and go fix your portfolio company that is not doing “really well” before we’re all fucked.
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I’m Sourcing
2 years
Tab cracked. Let’s punch the clock this weekend and put together a real blue collar effort out there.
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I’m Sourcing
2 years
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
6 months
Playoff fucking hockey tonight. I’m literally shaking I’m so excited. It could also be withdrawals since I didn’t drink last night though.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 month
“Did he just F2 ESC every cell in the model?”
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
3 months
Cooking the rest of your colleagues to flex is wild
@brackin
Andrew Brackin
3 months
I am not in santorini and am actively investing if anyone wants to pitch me their startup brackin @gradient .com
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I’m Sourcing
10 months
Beautiful day to have 23 modelos and go no verbal. Punch in folks.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
Boston for St.Pattys was a lock. Hopefully the southie locals don’t beat the wheels off me.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 year
@for_yield It’s always been the gold
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
My firm waiting another two weeks to send K1s before taxes are due in 2.5 weeks is a great prank.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
1 year
I’ve had more beers today than the number of emails I’ve sent - let’s have a long weekend.
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I’m Sourcing
2 years
Going to have some pineapple to celebrate a strong Q1 (software deal flow is terrible right now), she can’t say I never do anything nice for her.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
@PEBites Nothing quite like doing the funds flow and going through firm expenses and seeing the PJ flight price tag lol.
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
2 years
@notscottyyy @Larryjamieson_ @the_hp_ This is certainly not it working lol
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
9 months
Back at the alma mater this weekend for hockey alumni weekend. It should get absolutely disgusting in the best way possible. Cheers, friends.
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I’m Sourcing
5 months
Rosé and key bumps go together like peanut butter and jelly.
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I’m Sourcing
3 months
This will
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@imsourcingg
I’m Sourcing
3 months
Fix me.
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I’m Sourcing
1 year
@ScaredPEAss He was back too soon some are saying
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I’m Sourcing
6 months
Don’t tell me what to do.
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I’m Sourcing
3 months
I got eye fucked walking back from getting coffee this afternoon and that’s the kind of thing that puts a little extra pep in your step
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I’m Sourcing
2 years
I was told I was “very commercial” in my annual review - I’ll drink to that this weekend.
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