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@JamiePastore9
Jamie Pastore v9
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Boeing’s internal whistleblower complaint process
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The problem with getting good at cooking is you recognize how mid most standard restaurants are and can then only enjoy diners and super selective places
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@JoeyMannarinoUS @AOC You know you can just jerk off without the public commentary right
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My new retirement plan is to just keep flying on the 737 Max until I get an insane payout from Boeing
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Truly amazing that ZeroHedge getting banned was actually the top.
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Olivia🐝
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Trading: because why settle for a 9-5 job when you can work 24/7 and make less money?
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@thecrimson Every dollar of your endowment should be taxed at 100% if not spent in five years
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@JournalistEW Yeah it’s basically “the ‘n-word’” as you said in your first post. To which, of course,
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@PEWilliams_ City of Innovation. Concrete jungle wet dream tomato
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@createcraig "rape" is fewer characters so you have to wonder why the language is so fucking flowery here
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@FOP3 Hell yeah where were they when we invaded the beaches of Europe
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@mrsballs69 covert operatives don't even do this much in a hotel room lest it would attract attention. this person is a good salesperson though!
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@JamiePastore9
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Matt Damon’s Crypto dot com commercial is some of the strongest Tech Bubble Energy I’ve felt in a while
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@JamiePastore9
Jamie Pastore v9
4 years
This is just the Boredom—>Jihadism theory but with call options lol
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Watching this woman single-handedly move small economies like she’s Soros in the 90s has been a blast
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Taylor Swift Facts
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🚨 | In less than 24 hours of International Dates Announcement, Out of 25 Edinburgh hotels, 22 had already SOLD OUT for both June 7 & 8, ahead of #TSTheErasTour in Scotland! — “Rooms sell out and prices skyrocket ahead of gig.”
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Honestly this entire weekend will have been worth it if all of the hosts of All-In Podcast end up in prison.
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Jamie Pastore v9
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“This could have been an email.” Well yeah but those get subpoenaed
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@daria_kolomiec Please go get a CT Scan
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I really understand why everything in America was privatized and there can be actually no physical public goods in this country sometimes
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a moth named icarus
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damn oakland
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@please_b_nice Isn't that why we all hang out here together?
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Private Equity is such a malignant cancer without any meaningful benefits at this point
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When Papa Mnuchin drops that care package into my account
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@mendhamsliver what tourists are driving in lmao
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4 years
First they came for ZeroHedge and I did not speak out because I wasn’t a conspiratorial prat.
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Jamie Pastore v9
2 years
For the next time anyone here feels imposter syndrome just go back and look at this gem
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3 years
Got damn
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@FoxNews This fucking rocks. Rot in Hell bitch.
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4 years
Can’t believe the company that accidentally recorded revenue from its CEO putting solar panels on his roof is accused of fraud
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@Gift1stclass See you in a week or so
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“So now he’s just picking random ticker symbols from a Scrabble bag and we’re seeing interest in those names skyrocket”
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@EllyHB @zachary_kramer Take ✊ down ✊ Big ✊ Soup
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@onepeloton This looks like a parody of an Influencer’s hostage video
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@DVATW Ah yes that famously mono-cultural empire centered in Rome
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I have a standing policy never to visit California because I’m afraid I won’t come back
@dancaroselli
Dan Caroselli
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Two LA County web cams from right now:
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Can’t wait for Jack Ma to show up in Miami
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I hate this stuff. Food doesn’t belong to anyone and everyone has a right to enjoy it and put their own interpretations on it
@roslyntalusan
roslyn 🇵🇸🇵🇸🇵🇸
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why did a white woman write a cookbook about dumplings and noodles
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@WhaleFUD
Whale
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BREAKING: "Operation Sandman" is allegedly a collaboration of 100+ nations in agreement to simultaneously sell off their US Treasury holdings. It will be sent back to the US to collapse the US Dollar.
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Pretty funny that he had to signal a very public party affiliation switch before the sex pest allegations came out huh
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If Larry Summers is the reason we don’t get $2,000 checks I’m going to follow him around in a sumo suit reciting every single Swap position he took running Harvard
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“Is it unfair to Covid victims to distribute a vaccine to those still alive?”
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Keith Richards battled drugs and alcohol until they capitulated
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Keith Richards
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Checking in! Staying safe and hope you are doing same! Keith
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1. Start Up 2. Raise $17 billion 3. Sell back to SoftBank 4. Bro Down
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@pegobry Honestly I respect how you always manage to come up with the dumbest takes on every single issue. It’s truly an art.
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@AnthonySabatini Me and the boys drinking to the downfall of Cancel Culture
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The real reason TSA won’t be overhauled is because it’s a jobs program disguised as security theater. And TSA Pre-Check is just racketeering at this point.
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@local__celeb Top 10 Anime Betryals
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We should send Taleb over there to challenge them on logic and deadlifting now that the military is gone
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@_SidVerma Yeah that’s why you step on the gas when they’re in pain
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A fund that rolls up a bunch of poorly performing SaaS companies called Restoration Software
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Start your kids off reading Soros and Druck rather than Buffett and Graham if you want them to succeed early
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@SevaUT Private adjudications that will stay non-violent because uhhhhhhhhhh we have a picture of Ayn Rand above the judge
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moron6969420lolz: did u know that in ancient times no one got sunburn and it’s a modern creation to sell lotions? Bill Ackman: This is very plausible. We need to keep an open mind that this is true. Thank you for this information.
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@Birdyword Mike if you donated $100 a day to Jeff Bezos you wouldn't add another billion to his net-worth for 27,397 years
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@dave_stickland We’ve made it so many times at home and it takes like 6 times the cost and effort to get a decent bowl that’s like $14 here
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@spencernoon Terrifying to hear that being absolutely terrible at your job wrecks a business model
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@nycsouthpaw lol he’s going to get his boat hijacked and held hostage now
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@RealCandaceO You’re so close it’s amazing
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@HirshSingh Good grift. I bet you’re about to face charges for something soon
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Limewire helping critical thinking capacity for what you encounter in the internet is such a lost art. RETVRN
@MidwitMilhouse
Montoya
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Some of you never got the opportunity to wreck the family computer
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@l_i_n_d_ @TheStalwart Because they aren’t emotionally mature enough for bonds
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This is really one of the sadder stories about rich people being ruled by their wealth rather than ruling it. What a pitiful existence!
@TheStalwart
Joe Weisenthal
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This is incredible. The ultra-rich do things like fly their private jets out of the state right after midnight, and time their returns until just after midnight, so they can escape NY taxes, but stay in the city as long as they can
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@HirshSingh Grifter shit
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Twitter is the best platform for self-growth because you meet your heroes on here and then eventually have to mute them
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“In America they sell broken software and call it a recurring service.”
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antoine
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@samswoora There's a theory as to why the Japanese and Germans are good at hardware but not at software: the mindset of achieving technical and aesthetic perfection before delivering the product. To deliver good hardware, you often have to be sure that the product is perfect before you put
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I’m pro-participation trophy because I think having a generation of kids who are happier and feel like their members of a community is better than having a bunch of super competitive proto-adults going for the jugular at age seven
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Going to open a massive furniture warehouse called The Ottoman Empire
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At the end of a long, tough day you can always take solace in the fact that OPEN is down a zillion percent from when Keith declared himself the pinnacle of real estate knowledge
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Weird that The Weeknd did a halftime show for Pepsi when all of his songs are about Coke
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Travis Kalanick sold $3 billion of Uber stock in December to concentrate fully on Cloud Kitchens right before a global pandemic hit. Good Fortune.
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The thing is everyone would be screaming about how we’re in a depression if it wasn’t for the policy measures that brought us the inflation so maybe it’s time to frame it as an acceptable trade off
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If you pay a waiter to bring the best snacks to you first at an event you’re engaged in Payment for Hors d'oeuvre Flow
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Want to feel old? The first Unboxing Video was 26 years ago
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Scarlet Speedster
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26 years of David Fincher's masterpiece, Seven ✨❤️
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Hunter Biden is the funniest boogeyman for the right to try to use because every story about him makes him seem even more legendary
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@daveirl @tomgara It’s okay if the CIA calls ahead and clears it with the bank
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Don’t ask and don’t second guess
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It always amuses me when high-ranking Chinese (or Russian &c) figures predict America’s collapse based on [decadence, weakness, ethnic strife] but fail to see the glue that holds America together is everyone who stays here loves making money too much to precipitate a collapse
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Chang Che
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For @newyorker I wrote about Wang Huning, China’s most powerful theorist, and his visit to America in 1989. In ‘America Against America,’ Wang saw a society devoid of moral discipline and social cohesion. Both are now central to China’s cultural reforms.
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“To understand the man you have to know what was happening in the world when he was twenty.”—Napoleon
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@ObsoleteSony
Obsolete Sony
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Why is there a common sentiment that the '90s were the last truly great decade before everything went downhill?
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@rachdele Real trick is to buy eclectic stuff at auction and in thrift shops and never post it on social media for others to steal your ideas
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A lot of very stupid people were given virtually no pushback when they said dumb stuff about US government debt
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@vebaccount
Alex Williams
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this is the thing about the 2010s austerity. it didn’t need to happen, and the consequences of it happening were “ah we need to cut teachers and programs.”
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Jamie Pastore v9
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Me after reading that the Mormon’s only got a $5 million fine for not registering their $32 billion portfolio while not paying taxes
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Sean Tuffy
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Not to be a doomer but u have to be delusional to look at the SEC regulatory agenda rn and have any amt of hope or optimism
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The same people who break public screens and write slogans on them and never pay for public transport because of some type of praxis that doesn’t match with accounting
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State Department during the Cold War
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@dril
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Amazing that Facebook might go down as a worse company than the tobacco makers
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Give small businesses money no questions asked and worry about it all later
@BillMelugin_
Bill Melugin
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Man...my heart breaks for these small business owners every time I interview them. 8 months of being closed down. It’s no longer frustration...it’s pure panic. Many of them are on the edge of losing everything they’ve worked for their entire life through no fault of their own.
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Everyone is rightfully laughing at this, but one place it will be huge on is planes
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Alexxxx
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Working in the NYC subway on the go with Apple Vision Pro?! 🤯🤯
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@Forever_Wario Remember when he just casually dropped he had like a PhD in PoliSci or something?
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