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Paul E. Cheesesteak

@paulbensonsucks

9 years

smh only girl who's ever said that to me

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Paul E. Cheesesteak

@paulbensonsucks

4 years

Yesterday I found out that Chuck E Cheese realized people didn't want to order takeout from Chuck E Cheese so they changed their info in Grubhub apps to Pasquales Pizza and tricked a bunch of people into ordering Chuck E Cheese (Pasquale is one of the characters in the rat band)

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@paulbensonsucks

4 years

isn't it cool how you can just choose a random ass town like Kenosha Wisconsin or Ferguson Missouri and see that every cop is already fit with gear ready to go to war with civilians

Omar Jimenez

@OmarJimenez

4 years

In an almost snakelike fashion, law enforcement push forward on their line and move people out of the park in front of the Kenosha County Courthouse. They’ve declared it an unlawful assembly. #Kenosha

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@paulbensonsucks

8 years

That's called poverty Kim

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I love Cuba! One of our best trips! We felt like we stepped back into a different time period.Can't wait to go back.

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@paulbensonsucks

8 years

Hillary Clinton has been lost in the woods for weeks but no one will help her they just want selfies

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@paulbensonsucks

2 years

I use twitter like old dudes use bars - just sitting here drinking a beer saying stuff out loud until someone wants to talk with me

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@paulbensonsucks

4 years

This is actually smart so I'm not mad

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@paulbensonsucks

4 years

@philadorablee Imagine your branding being so bad that you have to change your name so people order food from you.

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@paulbensonsucks

4 years

Sadly, they picked the human character so your fake pizza is not being prepared by, like, the dinosaur with the side eye

Pasqually P. Pieplate | ShowBiz Pizza Wiki | Fandom

Pasqually P. Pieplate is the drummer for Munch's Make Believe Band at Chuck E. Cheese restaurants. He is also a chief pizza chef and an aspiring comedian. His name is a phonetic misspelling of the...

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@paulbensonsucks

2 years

Joel told Maxey he played like ass he came out the next game in Brooklyn and put up 25 with 5 3s. Joel told Simmons he played like ass and he retired.

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Paul E. Cheesesteak

@paulbensonsucks

6 years

Wins the tournament and immediately whips out his phone on stage to tweet "im gay" - an absolute legend

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@SonicFox

6 years

im gay also the best dbfz player on this fucking planet dont forget it.

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Paul E. Cheesesteak

@paulbensonsucks

2 years

@JacksonEflin @quendergeer which he said he'd never do if it was a false claim

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@paulbensonsucks

2 years

Cops ran in to get their own kids and then left

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@paulbensonsucks

5 years

I got golddust to buy a switch

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@paulbensonsucks

2 years

Philadelphia comes together once again

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Paul E. Cheesesteak

@paulbensonsucks

1 year

thank you mr beast

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MrBeast taught a class at Harvard

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@paulbensonsucks

5 years

if burger king wanted to do something about mental health problems they could pay their workers more.

NBC News

@NBCNews

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Burger King introduces a range of boxed deals called “Real Meals,” including the Pissed Meal, Blue Meal, Yaaas Meal and DGAF Meal, as part of Mental Health Awareness Month: “Burger King restaurants understands that no one is happy all the time."

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3 years

@JxNxTHxNL When I get my stimulus I'm just gonna give it away. That's not my money if I didn't earn it.

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@paulbensonsucks

2 years

This the funniest I love Jade

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@paulbensonsucks

4 years

weird how the cops in camden showed up and walked with the protesters and listened to them and didn't wear military gear and nothing violent happened

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@paulbensonsucks

5 years

Enjoying the Vic Mignogna deposition lmao

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@paulbensonsucks

6 years

@RoundUpBoom @PaddyAlarm @Marvel You don't know what fascism is.

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@paulbensonsucks

2 years

@POTUS what do you want me to do about it man you're the president

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@paulbensonsucks

1 year

@FFlassan did you buy big syringes to stage a photo lol

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@paulbensonsucks

4 years

If you enjoyed this tweet and have a dollar or two to spare please consider donating to Purrfect Angels Cat Sanctuary who blessed me with one of the most amazing cats in the world. All donations go to the direct care of the cats and no one takes a salary

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Paul E. Cheesesteak

@paulbensonsucks

8 years

smh Atlanta is crawling with gangs and thugs

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2 years

@weadhitter if I went into a best buy and I saw someone doing this I would not think it was even slightly abnormal

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@paulbensonsucks

2 years

@i_zzzzzz Figured out the reason the town is messing with him is because he's trying to build an experimental fusion reactor (that he designed) in his warehouse and they don't want him to do that

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@paulbensonsucks

3 years

Relesse the consent cut

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@getFANDOM

3 years

The decision to cut Pepé Le Pew from 'Space Jam: A New Legacy' was made 'a while ago' Pepé's cut scene where LeBron teaches him about consent was shot, but never fully animated (via @DEADLINE | )

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@paulbensonsucks

2 years

@totallynotabird @ZeroSuitCamus Probably the most honest chiropractor there is

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@paulbensonsucks

4 years

@debelchar @aubrey_huff @realDonaldTrump You're a bad mom.

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@paulbensonsucks

3 years

A guy is calling Gargano from the ICU with Covid to talk Eagles and you can hear all the beeps and the machines in the background!!!

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@paulbensonsucks

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@paulbensonsucks

5 years

I have some advice for people who will be engaging in 'evangelion' for the first time this weekend. If you find yourself confused, make sure the subtitles are 'on'. The show is in Japanese and the subtitles, for a westerner, makes it much easier to understand.

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Paul E. Cheesesteak

@paulbensonsucks

4 years

@enrique_isles @rob_bennett @NYPDnews you're not allowed to run people over.

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@paulbensonsucks

3 years

@_rodeothealbum This isn't a confirmation this is just a cop regurgitating information from people without doing any type of investigating. Cops lie, all the time, especially about this type of stuff. It also doesn't make sense - you're not going to hit a vein for an injection walking by

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@paulbensonsucks

4 years

@Dauragon *fuming* I ordered the bad pizza from the local family restaurant not the bad pizza from the chain restaurant.

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@paulbensonsucks

8 years

I paid the voice of squidward from sponge bob ten dollars to dab with me

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Paul E. Cheesesteak

@paulbensonsucks

4 years

@jsv4 @MiCocina_TexMex my wife would never have to wait 18 minutes for shredded cheese. You should be ashamed.

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Paul E. Cheesesteak

@paulbensonsucks

2 years

If they're going to fund twitter with government money we should just nationalize it

unusual_whales

@unusual_whales

2 years

JUST IN: SpaceX just bought a big ad campaign on Twitter for Starlink, per CNBC.

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@paulbensonsucks

4 years

@RyDawson2 I'm on the phone with Japan and they said that BLM is great but they wanted you to leave.

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@paulbensonsucks

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@DrainBamager I speak for everyone when I say Bryan must not retire we can not let the kids win.

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@paulbensonsucks

1 year

@AndrewYang Sorry man, we did this ten years ago and no one learned their lesson. You can't eat all the profits and then ask tax players to bail out your losses.

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Paul E. Cheesesteak

@paulbensonsucks

9 years

I never understood ppl who are like "aw man a day without the wife cant wait to get away" I dunno maybe not marry someone who repulses you

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@NikolasV0 @MattBinder He's doing neither of this things

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@paulbensonsucks

5 years

Enjoying more of the Vic Mignogna deposition, part 2, where he talks about how it isn't creepy to kiss children if they ask you for kisses

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@paulbensonsucks

4 years

@EwwyVert @KevAHaey @pwalsh64 @DavidTaggart Charles entertainment cheese was killed in 1978 and replaced with a body double everyone knows this

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@paulbensonsucks

3 years

The Stardom roster reminds me of that metal festival poster

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@paulbensonsucks

5 years

Vic Mignogna Deposition Part 3 - I can't even add any witty comment to this one it's so bad

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@paulbensonsucks

5 years

@2LarryJohnson7 Larry ever since the masons got involved I can't stop clapping my lineman's cheeks in the showers after a game please help me

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@paulbensonsucks

2 years

@jdaby97 @cascamike There are a set of semiconductor companies that receive federal funds and Bernie wanted to instruct those companies that they should not outsource jobs and block unionizing efforts and the democrats got together with the republicans to block that motion

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@paulbensonsucks

4 years

For my poor homies that don't have bank accounts but want that government stimulus fast - cash app now offers account and routing info like a bank account so you can get your stimulus money deposited into your cash app without worrying about Bank fees.

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@paulbensonsucks

3 years

@gurleen_s_ @JaclynLeeTV @6abc @PhillyPolice Yeah looks good to me.

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@paulbensonsucks

8 years

Haha look at the little baby nerd kid whose dad stinks @rileycurry

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@paulbensonsucks

1 year

@murderxbryan Knew a guy who did that once in high school. We got blitzed and stopped by this girl's house who always let us hang because her mom was never home. We walked in and everyone was upstairs sleeping. He pulls out the remote control, ordered a porno and ran out laughing.

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@paulbensonsucks

3 years

@ariehkovler jokes on you they stormed the capitol before they certified the win

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@paulbensonsucks

4 years

For the record this is good and our politicians should live in fear of us.

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@RandPaul

4 years

Just got attacked by an angry mob of over 100, one block away from the White House. Thank you to @DCPoliceDept for literally saving our lives from a crazed mob.

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@paulbensonsucks

4 years

@callhim_mommy @RvengefuLobster @JakeMHS I am very familiar with waffle houses and this is absolutely a possible situation. The workers probably love messing with this guy. It's probably all they talk about, how to mess with this guys eggs.

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@paulbensonsucks

1 year

@Gregisonfire The cherubs in question

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@paulbensonsucks

1 year

It's important to participate in your states legislative process

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@ErinInTheMorn

1 year

New Jersey AB1630 would be a transgender sports ban that would allow any student to challenge another student's sex by requiring them to get an exam which includes "their internal and external anatomy"

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@slqld Is he all right

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4 years

@KellyScaletta @AsterAster24 Children die

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@DrainBamager Copeland and Danielson are the best signings Tony made.

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4 years

The worst thing we did was equate "social distancing" with "staying six feet apart" because now you get these bozo ideas that think they're helping

CBS News

@CBSNews

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This restaurant in Maryland intends to use bumper tables to keep customers six feet apart once it begins to take seated diners.

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@MKUltraMoney You paid $8 for dril to block you lol

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8 years

The galaxxxy dragon ball clothing line is awesome

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@yatinbrooklyn Honestly this worked for me. We had an infestation and we brought in a cat. Mice were gone in two weeks. The thing is the cat probably won't eat the mouse (especially if it's fed) but it will bring it to you in inconvenient places like your bed or office. It will be dead though.

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3 years

@JackieB69858140 @RealMattCouch that is the most uneven pathetic cook job I've ever seen. One side is completely grey like a zombie's skin and the other looks like dog hair lmao

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@paulbensonsucks

1 year

LAPD blew up their home. I think if you blow up someone's home you should be obligated to give them another home and, in the meantime, let them stay in some place, like a hotel. That should be the bare minimum. If you don't like that arrangement, don't blow up their home.

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“Folks have got legal counsel and have decided not to accept our help. I think others are kind of gaming the system a little bit,” said CM Curren Price… “They’ve had it good living in the hotel rent free for several months. They want that to last as long as it can.”

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@mrstealyootacoz @WorldWideWob @projectbaby215 Generally what happens to athletes yeah

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4 years

@RosasBrain that's precisely why they changed the name to Pasquales lmao

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2 years

@Tom_Winter @BreakingChesky So the cops watched as the children were slaughtered.

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@nukeman82 He kept going! Did like 10 snow angels, they were telling his ass to stop!

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@peterbakernyt @tab_delete It's really funny that your kid was such a friendless loser that they had to put him in the paper

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@WONF4W Remember when he called Andrade three different wrong names in one episode

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6 years

Star Wars discourse

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@MattFurrer @nypost

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@brainwormsssss You probably could have done like 10 minutes of research to find out how badly you do not understand this topic.

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2 years

@christoph7809 @Jomboy_ @TalkinBaseball_ Astros fans down horrendous

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7 years

Narrator: these did not work

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@kurteichenwald

8 years

Rage does not work as political opposition. Moral high ground, peaceful engagement, asking respectful questions of opponents. These work.

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@AndrewGoggles @ElleTre @I_am_Xray @cantdoitnopebye @trvpbrav Plus they have to pay for their own transportation and make up. They're basically working on a loss after taxes

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@_GravityStan @BitcoinMagazine This isn't innovation it's degradation look how slow and uncomfortable the entire process is lol imagine not being able to buy beer because of the sun

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1 year

@nypost we do not use this website to watch videos we use this website to scroll aimlessly.

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5 years

@EBraeden People don't understand it is possible to both recognize that Michelle made Phyllis who she is and recognize that Gina continued the part beautifully. Both are exceptional and made Phyllis one of the best characters on the show. We are blessed as fans to have either of them!

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This was a successful 3 pointer

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4 years

@ObviousrebelM @Rainbow_Silks @JayJurden The cop was found guilty of some extremely minor charge and the judge ordered that for a punishment he had to write an essay. For shooting a man with his hands up saying "don't shoot" he had to write an essay like he was late to detention.

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@_KingJohnnnn_ @AndrewGoggles @ElleTre @I_am_Xray @cantdoitnopebye @trvpbrav Except it's literally in their contract that theyre not allowed to do that and if a player enters a space where the cheerleader is the cheerleader must get up and leave.

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One minute of *sitting still on a page* causes 800 requests lol

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@_KingJohnnnn_ @AndrewGoggles @ElleTre @I_am_Xray @cantdoitnopebye @trvpbrav Just for one second try and think about how dumb it would be to try and hook up with a football player by getting a job in the one field where they contractually agree that they won't do that. Try and think about things before you say them.

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Final two parts about what a nightmare this Vic deposition is: 1) Vic's lawyer admitting to spacing out during the deposition lol 2) Vic admits to not being able to figure out his damages (something that is required for defamation)

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@JamesDeroest @failingclassrn @MorePerfectUS You consider parents setting up seed funding "self made"

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Sports

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4 years

@Timcast Tim may I introduce you to something called "Ireland" I think you will find its history intriguing.

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@NRA If guns were banned then there would be 0 people shot instead of 3.

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@mrpenbrook one of those "well, I see why you did it, but I wouldn't have done it" things

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@JoeHoldenCBS3 @CBSPhilly Joe, this is incredible news. By the way, I have the deed to the Ben Franklin Bridge that I would like to sell to you. If you're interested please DM me.

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@saintrizla Assault doesn't require physical contact in the US either. It's a little more strict on it's other terms than UK but it's very clear that physical contact is not required.

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@randizuckerberg probably the worst thing I've ever seen on this website and they post home invasions on here

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