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Resident DJ @MetaMask . Opinions are unfortunately my own. Never financial advice.

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Joined January 2012
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11 months
Today marks a pivotal moment in web3. You can now add a myriad of features to MetaMask, like support for Bitcoin, Solana, and Cosmos, web3 notifications from Push and WalletChat, and transaction insights from Wallet Guard, Tenderly, and more, thanks to MetaMask Snaps Open Beta.
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8 months
@samc00ke @NeerajKA NFT pop up shop
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2 years
@TikTokInvestors His feed has taken a dark turn recently
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6 years
☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。\|/。★ THE 2018 BEAR MARKET IS OVER ★。/|\。★ 。☆。。☆ ☆。★。 ☆ ★ ☆。★。☆。★ 。☆ 。☆。☆ ★。\|/。★ WELCOME TO THE 2019 BEAR MARKET ★。/|\。★ 。☆。。☆ ☆。★。 ☆ ★
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4 years
Iota network paused. LMAO. THEY PAUSED IT. WHAT IS THIS A VIDEOGAME? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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9 months
@HenMazzig Sick to my stomach. Never again means never again.
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3 years
This is depressing. Dude had life changing money and just left it on the table.
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3 years
If you lost money this week that’s too bad. Here’s a little tip that might help you get by.
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4 years
It's called DEFI because your money DEFInitely ain't coming back
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6 years
*buys altcoin* this looks good for a quick flip *altcoin dumps* no worries, I'll just HODL this forever
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4 years
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2 years
crazy.
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6 years
not sure why people are still doing follow fridays. there's like 40 people left on crypto twitter altogether and we are already following each other.
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1 year
@sterlingcrispin @LethalityJane Not what I expected at all lol
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6 months
Some of you never got the opportunity to wreck the family computer
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5 years
Zcash is the ultimate privacy coin because you'll never want to tell anyone you bought it
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@shillycrypto Nothing beats Zcash on privacy.
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3 years
@cobie I made more money from registering a .eth address than I did from designing and launching Draw Something (which led to OMGPOP being sold to Zynga for about $200M)
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5 years
@etnow She sounds incredibly fun to work with!
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6 years
This is how bad of a trader I am: I’m getting a refund from the IRS for 2017.
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7 months
@robrousseau You’ve always been dumb but wow
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6 years
when bill clinton discovers that there's an anonymous crypto that lets you make payments on PornHub
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6 years
my second goal in crypto: accomplished. paid off my student loans 3 years early!
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6 years
The real BTC halving is your account value in 2018
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3 years
@TrumpJew2 These people didn’t think there might be some reputational damage from this stunt?
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2 years
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5 years
You either die a hero or live long enough to be a joke on friggin’ crypto reddit
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2 years
@CyberneticMelon Had someone asking for helping in an emulation group the other day because his ROMS were not in alphabetical order (there’s a number code at the start of each file) so he couldn’t find the games he wanted. He did not know how to use the search in File Explorer.
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8 months
@AniNewsAndFacts the NERV of these people
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9 months
@yashar She knows her history
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6 years
[during sex] me: hurt me her: if your position is 90% down from your entry then the asset will have to 10x for you to break even me: what her: that is if it even returns to all-time-high.... many assets don't me, crying: stop.
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1 year
@0xgaut True capitalism has never been tried… until now
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6 years
Current number of Millionaires in the world: 36 million. Number of Peanut the Royal Blue Elephants that will ever be created: 500. Imagine if every millionaire wanted to own just one Peanut the Royal Blue Elephant. You do the math.
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4 months
@SkyNews They did it... they banned EDM
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5 years
@goldengate63 @Starbucks Is that you Jussie?
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9 months
@NathanJRobinson You are really bad at this
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8 months
@FairVoteMN It’s bad
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6 years
NEM is going bankrupt and I still don't know what it is
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5 years
Oh my gosh
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4 years
@jessesingal The "wish you the best" is so comical
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1 year
@paulgb @krrishd Bots tagging a customer support account to boost fake engagement on the original tweet
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5 years
Seriously WTF
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6 years
Some of my alts have fully, and I mean fully, retraced
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6 years
no game developer wants to use crypto for in-game currency. no game developer wants in-game currency to have a market outside of the game. the whole point is you buy currency that you can't use anywhere else and the game dev makes revenue whether you spend your currency or not.
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6 years
Calling it now: no new ATH for Bitcoin in 2018 screenshot this
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6 years
the most successful people: - can code - don't work in corporate - are anonymous - published a whitepaper for a p2p electronic cash system - mined the genesis block
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3 years
Fellas, I have a feeling we are in for a White Boy Summer
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7 months
@neontaster It's stupid because it implies that capitalism is about to die when in fact it's doing fine
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9 months
@iowahawkblog I'd rather watch this trailer 10 times than watch the latest $250 million CGI comic book movie if I'm being honest
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1 year
@cory_eth so this whole TikTok ban was just cover to push a broad bill giving the US gov the ability to censor the Internet?
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4 years
Everyone talking about infection rates. No one talking about mortality rates. Why is that?
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2 years
Remember the wormhole hack? That was 5 days ago
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3 years
@MikevWUSA obvious plant is obvious
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6 years
Current theory: @CryptoShillNye was killed by a hacker in Shanghai who has assumed his identity If you think this is the same person, see an eye doctor RIP
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5 years
Wife is going into labor... my bags better pump while I’m gone
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5 years
My target for $BTT is $589
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5 years
When I bought Ethereum at $12 lots of people had already cashed out because they didn't think it could go any higher
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6 years
Stop telling people not to FOMO into pumps! How do you think these pumps are supposed to work??? Please FOMO right in folks!!
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1 year
Racer: OnlyFans, but it’s hard to use and mostly dudes Paradigm: Seed round?
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6 years
charles: hi i'd like to return something cashier: ok sir, could you please go to the returns counter? another associate will assist you there charles: you're telling the CEO of iohk, founder of cardano and ethereum to use the returns counter?
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6 years
i just want one more bull market before i die
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6 years
There will never be another altseason
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6 years
everyone in the chat telling me not to buy at resistance but if no one buys at resistance we can't break through. they should be thanking me. ungrateful lot.
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9 months
@ajnabieh Maybe your friend understands this crisis better than you
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5 years
Narratives that failed: - $6k is generational bottom - Miners will prop up BTC price - “This won’t be like 2014-2015” - altcoins are dead - ICO tokens are dead / “PoW coin renaissance” - Masternodes are a good long term investment Any others?
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3 years
my wife jokingly asked me if I had any Non Fungible Tokens and the conversation got very serious very quickly
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9 months
@Phil_Lewis_ Maybe he should Mackle less
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2 years
@zachxbt @TheCryptoLark Me reading this thread
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6 months
@RepPressley @Walgreens @SenMarkey @SenWarren Why don’t you fight crime instead?
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@shababmoali You really thought this was clever
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@nntaleb I can assure you he's having a better time than you are
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6 years
Went to the grocery store today. The cashier asked me if I wanted any bags. I said no, I have plenty 😫😭
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9 months
@jamiesusskind > Why are people not calling for the immediate return of the hostages or disarmament of Hamas? We know why: because there are people who believe Israel should not exist.
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@AdeleScalia They are just angry to see their team losing
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1 year
@politicalmath The question is why was this not mentioned in any other coverage?
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4 years
@MaryMargOlohan "Rules for thee, not for me"
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7 months
@AP Did he do something wrong?
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6 years
Every time you tweet something bullish, we get six more weeks of bear market.
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We are within 1 week from beginning one of the biggest bull markets ever for cryptocurrencies.
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3 years
@jessesingal I feel like there is this phenomenon where people change their perception about something based on politics, like they go from liking someone to disliking them, to the point of literally remembering the past differently. Seen it happen a lot.
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@IfNotNowOrg Do you think the Maccabees should have called for a ceasefire?
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4 years
@greg_price11 Because if knocking up his co-worker's daughter, pressuring her to get an abortion, refusing a paternity test and then resisting paying child support was cause for suspension, he probably wouldn't be the only one getting suspended
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2 years
@RichardHanania "de jure to me" how embarrassing
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6 years
You ever make a trade so bad that you don’t even want to put it in your portfolio tracker so you can pretend it never happened?
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@Slatzism @BuzzedBeard Yeah this exists in various rural areas but it doesn't scale. And would never work in a big city.
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6 years
ha ha look at these noobs talking about losing 80-90% of their portfolio value. ridiculous. what a bunch of maroons. I only lost 70%.
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6 years
just won a bidding war on eBay in the final minute and I feel like a lion
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Am I the only one who has noticed that coins don't pump when McAfee mentions them anymore? Used to be any coin mentioned by him would pump like 300%, now it doesn't even register.
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6 years
Dang... just checked my portfolio... I’m rekt as hell. lol
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tfw you mentally capitulated a week ago but you've been too lazy to actually log into exchanges and reopen wallets and go through all the effort of selling everything
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Wait I just realized this In the past month, @lightning received $2.5M investment @CryptoKitties received $12M investment
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@JP45019894 @BCAppelbaum Dude at least give credit
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Pretty obvious why stocks are down. After bitcoin's collapse, the machines were enraged humanity rejected their robot money. They wanted revenge, so they told the algorithms to sell. And now, the War Against the Robots, begins.
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6 years
Don’t tell me you are all in and unable to buy the dip when you still have both your kidneys
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Why “invest” in ICO’s when you can just wait to get them for 80% cheaper on IDEX?
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9 months
@JoshKraushaar Even in her apology she still makes a blood libel
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10 months
@60Minutes Michael really doesn’t get it does he
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6 years
A 51% attack? Classic.
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1 year
@Culture_Crit I like it
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3 years
@thomaschattwill Kyle Rittenhouse didn’t escalate anything. Watch the trial.
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5 years
They put the meme on a building
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4 years
up next: Scientists discover Donald Trump's plasma has uniquely powerful antibodies for defeating COVID-19. Scientists use Trump's plasma to develop an effective vaccine. Liberals everywhere are forced to literally inject Trump into their veins to be permitted outside.
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@AndrewJBates46 Why does he wear a mask just to pull it down when he talks?
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