Today marks a pivotal moment in web3. You can now add a myriad of features to MetaMask, like support for Bitcoin, Solana, and Cosmos, web3 notifications from Push and WalletChat, and transaction insights from Wallet Guard, Tenderly, and more, thanks to MetaMask Snaps Open Beta.
Iota network paused. LMAO. THEY PAUSED IT. WHAT IS THIS A VIDEOGAME? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@cobie
I made more money from registering a .eth address than I did from designing and launching Draw Something (which led to OMGPOP being sold to Zynga for about $200M)
@CyberneticMelon
Had someone asking for helping in an emulation group the other day because his ROMS were not in alphabetical order (there’s a number code at the start of each file) so he couldn’t find the games he wanted. He did not know how to use the search in File Explorer.
[during sex]
me: hurt me
her: if your position is 90% down from your entry then the asset will have to 10x for you to break even
me: what
her: that is if it even returns to all-time-high.... many assets don't
me, crying: stop.
Current number of Millionaires in the world: 36 million.
Number of Peanut the Royal Blue Elephants that will ever be created: 500.
Imagine if every millionaire wanted to own just one Peanut the Royal Blue Elephant.
You do the math.
no game developer wants to use crypto for in-game currency. no game developer wants in-game currency to have a market outside of the game. the whole point is you buy currency that you can't use anywhere else and the game dev makes revenue whether you spend your currency or not.
the most successful people:
- can code
- don't work in corporate
- are anonymous
- published a whitepaper for a p2p electronic cash system
- mined the genesis block
Current theory:
@CryptoShillNye
was killed by a hacker in Shanghai who has assumed his identity
If you think this is the same person, see an eye doctor
RIP
charles: hi i'd like to return something
cashier: ok sir, could you please go to the returns counter? another associate will assist you there
charles: you're telling the CEO of iohk, founder of cardano and ethereum to use the returns counter?
everyone in the chat telling me not to buy at resistance but if no one buys at resistance we can't break through. they should be thanking me. ungrateful lot.
Narratives that failed:
- $6k is generational bottom
- Miners will prop up BTC price
- “This won’t be like 2014-2015”
- altcoins are dead
- ICO tokens are dead / “PoW coin renaissance”
- Masternodes are a good long term investment
Any others?
@jamiesusskind
> Why are people not calling for the immediate return of the hostages or disarmament of Hamas?
We know why: because there are people who believe Israel should not exist.
@jessesingal
I feel like there is this phenomenon where people change their perception about something based on politics, like they go from liking someone to disliking them, to the point of literally remembering the past differently. Seen it happen a lot.
@greg_price11
Because if knocking up his co-worker's daughter, pressuring her to get an abortion, refusing a paternity test and then resisting paying child support was cause for suspension, he probably wouldn't be the only one getting suspended
Am I the only one who has noticed that coins don't pump when McAfee mentions them anymore? Used to be any coin mentioned by him would pump like 300%, now it doesn't even register.
tfw you mentally capitulated a week ago but you've been too lazy to actually log into exchanges and reopen wallets and go through all the effort of selling everything
Pretty obvious why stocks are down.
After bitcoin's collapse, the machines were enraged humanity rejected their robot money. They wanted revenge, so they told the algorithms to sell.
And now, the War Against the Robots, begins.
up next: Scientists discover Donald Trump's plasma has uniquely powerful antibodies for defeating COVID-19. Scientists use Trump's plasma to develop an effective vaccine. Liberals everywhere are forced to literally inject Trump into their veins to be permitted outside.