You know what? Fuck it. It's confession time. π§΅
My name is Ruthie, and I'm a professional author and screenwriter with credits and representation.
My name is also TheBobblehat, and I write fanfiction. Pretty damn good fanfiction, in fact. Strap in, babes. This is a long'n(1/?)
I'm sad. You're sad.
I will never be able to write for Our Flag Means Death Season 3. But I can at least share what I might have written, given the chance.
Be warned, I wrote this in 5 hours. The Wedding, and the S3 finale as I would write it.
So yes. I am a professional author with credits. I went to school, I have a degree. I have an agent, I've negotiated options, I've won awards and placed in contests, and I'm on track to potentially run my dream show.
And I write fanfiction. Proudly.
Thank you, loves. (18)π§΅
--but God help you if you write fanfiction. Like the ten million Marvel movies aren't just fanfics of comic books. Like every reboot, sequel, prequel, isn't just a fanfiction of what came before.
Honestly, I can have a whole conversation as to why that is (5/?)
Maybe it's because FF doesn't make money, or it's mostly written by women and queer folk, or because it's mostly gay love stories with no filter whatsoever, and all these things are not very appealing to the Entertainment Industry.
But I digress (6/?)
So why now? Why, after establishing the smallest foothold of my career, am I coming clean now?
Honestly? It's because of OFMD, and
@david_jenkins__
specifically. I have never, in all my life, seen a showrunner so unabashedly embrace fandom culture. (9/?)
MY TIME HAS COOOOOME
strap in, we're going full
#ofmds2spoilers
Stede Bonnet, as a character, is inherently selfish. It's his baseline. He started the show by abandoning his family to become a pirate. he's a trust fund baby. He's a fashionista. He's a diva. (1/ )
#ofmds2spoilers
people saying that stede's behaviour is ooc, but tbh that mf has always been a bit of an arrogant bitch (affectionate). give that white man an inch and he will take a mile, it's not the first time it has happened
For many years, I followed the cardinal rule: keep your fanfiction and your professional writing separate. Why? Because you don't want to jeopardize your career. Because you want to get hired. Because you don't want people thinking you're *that* kind of person. (2/?)
And for a while, that was my motto. Oh, my fanfiction was fun. It helped me explore ideas and themes that helped build my writing muscles for my professional stuff.
Sometimes, I would let my FF readers in on my real work, but never the other way around (3/?)
I'm serious, y'all. Don't be too disappointed by OFMD's lack of Emmy's. Award shows are bunk.
Haunting of Hill House and Midnight Mass, two of some of the best mini series streaming has to offer, got bupkis because they're horror. OFMD got bupkis because it wasn't advertised.
@damientgerard
tweeted something out about a week ago. He discovered that his OFMD character was in fanfiction, and he was delighted to see it. What came next was a firestorm of love and support the likes of which he had never seen before. (13/?)
Exactly twenty one days ago, I started a Kickstarter for my dream project, "Ladies of Fortune." As of today, we are over 300% funded and gaining further traction.
Why? Because of fanfiction, my loves. (12/?)
Not because I personally was ever ashamed of my fanfiction. Quite the opposite, actually, I've got some good stuff there. But because there was too much at stake if I was found out professionally.
In the business, we have spec scripts and adaptations-- (4/?)
It's a revolutionary thing. And something I never, NEVER, thought I would see. This kind of unironic, wholesome love of us "rabid" fans. The kinds of fans who have to hide ourselves if we want even a chance at a career doing what we love (10/?)
And I started YOUNG. My first handle was Tprinces on FF(.)net, writing mostly Teen Titans fanfiction and Twilight rewrites. It's how I discovered my love of writing, and it's what helped me get better and better throughout the years. (8/?)
People were ecstatic to see someone in the professional word not only acknowledge them, but validate them. In turn, Damien felt so loved and supported that he opened up about his cancer for the first time publicly since I have ever known him. He felt that safe (14/?)
And do not get me wrong -- when I say I write fanfiction, I write the real deal. The "rated M for mature," hide your children kind of deal.
But you know what? Last year, I published a /very/ mature BDSM, queer romance and no one bat a fucking eye. (7/?)
And then of course this bad boy drops, and I'm all but convinced that we are living in a different world all together. One that is so much more open and accepting than the one I knew. (17/?)
When I tell you I cried, dear reader, let me tell you I SOBBED. I could not believe that this thing that I was convinced I needed to hide in order to get a job was actually the key to unlocking something I've wanted to do for the past decade. Because of fanfiction (16/?)
Moving into this era of my life, I started playing a little fast and loose with my identity on AO3. I contacted folks on here who clearly loved my work to let them know that I saw them and I appreciated them.
And then something amazing happened. (11/?)
We got funded. We hit our goal that day, and within hours, we got $3k more than we ever thought we'd get.
I found out later who it was. It was a fan. A fan of Damien, yes, but also, a fan of me. A fan of my fanfiction. (15/?)
based off a book(s), very British, centers around the OVERT relationship of the two main characters and more interested in the interpersonal drama than the overarching narrative. the fanbase is equal parts very polite and very delusional, and loves solving mysteries
You ever think about how last season Izzy expressed visible disgust when Ed sang to the crew and this season he belted out one of the most sincere and beautiful love songs unprompted in full drag makeup?
Anyway
For those needing context:
A burner account tried to piss on the parade by saying AUs in fan works shouldnβt exist
So there became a concerted effort to make the wildest AUs possible
Hence
Snails π
the show with the strongest fanbase BY FAR. Silly at first blush, but with a deeply rich and intricate background, plays around with history, and often with a surprising cast and heart-wrenching moments.
A long running fantasy/horror property that started out niche and became mainstream and beloved that doesn't take itself too seriously. also death isn't that big of a deal and everyone is shipped with everyone.
Stede is learning, slowly, to be less selfish, to be less impulsive. It's a very difficult hurdle for him to clear. He's getting better at it, but he's going to be struggling for a while still. And being a celebrated hero of the Republic did not help him in this journey (end)
Ok I need to talk about this.
For you baby fans (like <23) I really cannot express how amazing this is to hear.
Queer fans went through years and years of being the underbelly of the internet. Actors and show runners would openly mock or ridicule our work. π§΅
Granted, he loves his crew, he loves Ed. He's not an irredeemable asshole like Baines, for example. But he will always have that streak of selfishness in him that informs his character. His arc is learning to put other peoples' needs over his own (ie: the cursed coat) (2/ )
Remember in S1E9 when he's at the bar and all the middle aged dads buy him a drink? He lives for that kind of attention. He's always wanted it. He wants to feel special and important. He wants to feel loved. And while he has love from his crew (now), he's still a peacock (3/ )
"It's a power move." Remember, he likes to be in control of the room, he likes to have all eyes on him. The intoxication of being famous, not to mention being a famous PIRATE, is too much for him to resist. He wasn't even going to give Ricky the time of day until he was praised 4
I am so fucking gutted
OFMD wasn't just a show for me. I'm a screenwriter. It was my holy grail. There was talk, however casually, about me potentially applying to work on S3. Not even as a writer, but as a PA, WA, something. It was going to be my dream come true. Now it's gone
#OFMD2Spoilers
Some day soon I will be able to adequately put into words just how much it means to me that Edβs breakdown didnβt make him βbeautifully tragicβ
It made him fucking dangerous.
I will not write a fanfic about Benoit Blanc meeting and falling in love with Hugh Grant I will not write a fanfic about Benoit Blanc meeting and falling in love with Hugh Grant I will not write a fanfic about Benoit Blanc meeting
@TragicSeas
i think Stede had this reaction because Ed woke him up gently, and after what Pete said about how monstrous Blackbeard was, Stede was sure that there was no way this kind-eyed man was Blackbeard
Because after all, Stede notices kind eyes.
It's all fun and games until Coladas!Stede chews Jack a new one for how lucky he is that he gets to spend his life with Ed and that Stede would give anything to be in Jack's position and just like in 1987 Ed heard the whole fucking thing from the window
@hansoeii
award shows are dictated by how many sweet gift baskets the panelists receive from the studios π€·ββοΈ
HBO was more than likely caught off guard with OFMD's popularity and so didn't prep to schmooze on behalf of the show to the judges.
My industry is a popularity contest lol
You ever think about this being a direct parallel to Stedeβs married life? And how Jack ignoring him probably brings back memories of being ignored by Mary and his kids?
Only now itβs involving the only person he ever loved?
Morning π
@AudreyEstok
There was a LOVELY Tudor style corner house on my street that I adored every time I passed it.
It got sold to new owners. They took off all the Tudor beams and painted it white.
I don't know who they are but they are my enemies
Thereβs been a lot of frustration and anger in the OFMD fandom space. Iβve lived through Tumblrβs hay day. Let me tell you now that the cycle doesnβt end unless you break it.
This fandom and this show made me excited about fan spaces again. Donβt let the anger ruin it for you β€οΈ
We were so hungry for acknowledgment and respect, that even when we were the punchline, we felt loved. Thatβs how desperate we were.
So to see this now, see the way folks like
@TaikaWaititi
,
@david_jenkins__
and
@rhysiedarby
embrace us⦠it makes this old queer want to cry
@gentIebeard
During
@nathan_foad
and
@KristianNairn
's livestream, Kristian mentioned that he was holding the dolly during the scene because he'd imagine Wee John never really had one/had seen one. And he improv'd the line about making dresses with his mother. The subtly is just ππ€
Everyone brings up Sherlock, and with good reason. I was a HUGE Sherlock fan. Not only of the BBC show but of all the stories written by ACD (who, btw, did not give two shits about how the character was interpreted. SH was literally a paycheck for Mr. Doyle)
There are countless shows, particularly in the 00βs, that knew they had a queer audience, but we were fodder. Our silly fan arts and fanfics were the unfortunate byproduct of cringe culture. We were the weirdos, alienated by the people making the things we loved
βbecame our safe place. Our little bit of joy outside of an otherwise lonely world. So when the creators laughed at us, be it online in interviews, on stage, or even in the shows themselves, we smiled and took it. Because hey, it was better than nothing at all!
And do not mistake me, we LOVED these shows. We got tattoos. We saw every episode. We poured over every detail and devoted portions of our lives to these things. Many of us did not come from good homes, and/or struggled with neurodivergence in some form. So these showsβ
@stanzipotenza
My mom would absolutely be the kind of person who would laugh at Marie's "downfall" to feel better about herself. Meanwhile, I was her only kid and we lived in a hoarding house.
I love Marie's method, and it's helped me let go of things that I know I don't need.
Fellow gentle pirates, the Ladies of Fortune Proof of Concept Kickstarter is now LIVE!
Anne Bonny and Mary Read have always been near and dear to my heart. Help me make it a reality! π΄ββ οΈπ³οΈβπ
@damientgerard
#ofmd
#gaypirates
So⦠now that the strike is over, who wants to hear some queer pitches?
I got pirates, lesbian westerns, horror monsters, witches, whatβs your flavor babes?
oh man... this is really happening. I'm going to be Anne Bonny in like two months.
I'm either going to regret it or end up with fancams of me on Twitter.
Hey so I just want to put something to rest as someone who loves OFMD and also is a huge Golden Age aficionado
Ed is not illiterate. He was never coded as illiterate. He's the greatest naval strategist of his time. His X signature was a gesture of defiance, not illiteracy.
I'm sad. You're sad.
I will never be able to write for Our Flag Means Death Season 3. But I can at least share what I might have written, given the chance.
Be warned, I wrote this in 5 hours. The Wedding, and the S3 finale as I would write it.
@courtneymilan
Yup! Graham thought that eating red meat led to sexual promiscuity, and now teenagers having sex in the summer in the woods around campfires has become a staple of American culture
I hear weβre doing a
#DayofDamien
?
By now, Iβm sure most of you know that
@damientgerard
and I met playing DnD. What you didnβt know is that this friendship was one of the few things to keep me afloat during a very turbulent few years.
Floored, humbled, emotional, loved.
Thank you all so much for making this bad news a little bit better.
I've been writing for years, so I'm going to make a little thread about all my current projects if you want to support an indie queer writer in these trying times
Edward Teach, born on a beach, but nobody knows when.
The dude saw Stede as a spilled jar of expired mayo and went "husband material." Pure Cancer man.