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@uncooljerk This implies the existence of mutual funds in Barbieland

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@UberFacts Scarlett Johansson for the crime of not being with me

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@gayest_tone Some years ago a Muslim congressman was about to get sworn in but someone objected to him swearing on a Quran. So as a power move he got Benjamin Franklin’s Quran and swore on that.

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@GarettJones The guy who coined the term alpha from observing a pack of wolves, wrote a second book saying he had it wrong

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@lukeoneil47 There’s not enough pawn shops with old men giving children a guitar for free because they see promise in them anymore and it shows in todays music

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@BeegBeegMello @HailEternal The glass bridge explosion made no sense as it harmed people on the winning side of the challenge too. No other challenge physically harmed the winners.

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@ScottNover @georainbolt Need him to find this place.

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This is insane levels of food gatekeeping lmao

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@wlwrexia They’re doing rage bait because Tik tok just pays out on engagement. It’s becoming more common and we need to label it and not engage.

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@matttbastard Can you imagine how unpleasant you have to be for a Trader Joe’s cashier to not want to interact with you.

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@SchiaviPedersen @coledelbyck 😢😢😢

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@fleMitchfilm My favorite story is how Bill Murray got paid scale for Rushmore, but paid for the $15,000 helicopter scene when the studio wouldn’t spring for it so he made negative money.

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@NicholasPas5 Gosling was probably going to name 4 Barbie movies in character

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@Douggernaut_2 We will never know if Sacha Baron Cohen’s vision was better, but it’s safe to say this part would have been.

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@PunishedLobster He said:

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@gaytwinpeaks Makes me wanna see a Tony Hawk biopic where he doesn’t suck for even a second when he’s 12

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@AltHistCody I love IRA Joe Biden truly the best Biden

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@dan_egg The journalism industry.

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@zuza_real Hey now if tradition dictates, Joseph Quinn will have a hit role later on in a different Marvel role.

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@UberFacts Did the teacher have to pay for it like she does her other supplies?

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@DangerBrooks Underrated movie that basically tells the story of how e-commerce was founded on being able to buy porn.

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@BlackRedGuard1 “We wuz Vikangz”

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@GoodPoliticGuy Bro worked on the sabbath because he was so pressed about Barbie.

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@bigmoodenergy You can sum America in the airport recline chair debate. There’s those that say it’s their right to recline, those that say it’s rude to, and no one is yelling at the airlines for squeezing in more rows to make this debate moot.

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@UberFacts Leonard DiCaprio’s girlfriends

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@UberFacts Non garlic breath

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@nopeify This would cost 60 million in cast pay before a single set was built or a CG was I’d

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@libsoftiktok Ask if there is garlic bread in the cafeteria

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@CommanderHales1 @damnyouwillis Now here’s a guy who knows how to reply to a tweet!

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@schizarella Buzzfeed made a killing doing this for ten years.

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@UberFacts Everybody wants me in their mouth and I’m fun to share, but no one asks how I’m doing 🥺

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@UberFacts Second fridge in the garage for extra garlic bread

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@Papapishu He’s essentially a game show host.

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@WesleyBout @ShitpostGate Ronald Gladden is a national treasure

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@davidlparsons “If I never have to shtop and the gash tation then I don’t washte money on shnacks”

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@UberFacts Bread without garlic.

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@queersocialism Filming this in a bathroom bigger than some apartments with gigantic diamond earrings on is an insane choice.

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@strangeharbors We make a movie say it’s not worth releasing then we shelve it as a tax write off.

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@tedsbecca Summoning Ariana Grande like.

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@RedLReviews Like uncle Joey says

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@dylanali_ Hey hey, she doesn’t have a jacuzzi tho 😔

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@TheEnemiesPE3 The funniest is when Glen decided his district was a mask free zone, like bro you’re one of the most famous masked people

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@mariebardi I mean it is illegal to own more than 6 dildos in Texas. So fighting for your right to 7+ sex toys is a must.

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@zachheltzel Restaurants are starting to ditch the apps and hire delivery drivers again it’s great

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@UberFacts Bread without garlic

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@alex_abads I would pay unreasonable amounts of money for her to be my text tone

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@BeardedGenius I say this as a huge fan, but Banksy.

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@theoceanblooms “No one remembers Ordinary People, but some how it won over Raging Bull”

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@okimstillhungry Honestly I’m just mad that double Pacino was unnecessary when it could have been Brando

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@_pem_pem They like to remember their last victory, which to them was stopping Bernie

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@UberFacts Airline tickets, insulin, garlic bread

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@UberFacts People who don’t like garlic bread

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@YuckyTom I’ve never had an original experience.

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@hecubian_devil Spicoli lookin ass

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@laurenposting And he’s micro-flirting, and she’s calling a cab

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@LakeShowBoy24 I live in Bridgeview! It’s known as little Palestine. Lot of south side Chicago Irish and Palestinians. Back in the day the bars used to collect money to buy the IRA guns. It’s basically the best city in the world.

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@Mr_nobitches @JozuJoestar Triple threat with Edge they all walk into the sunset

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@repeatafterd Can we get a gender bent version with suburban real estate agent white women?

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@libsoftiktok YOU ARE NOT A VICTIM IF YOU JUST LOVE EATING TOO MUCH GARLIC BREAD

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@BigTucsonDad This honestly trumps “For sale baby shoes, never worn”

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@FranziaMom Unfortunately revisited the lumineers and say their songs also slap 😔

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@LibertyLockPod Same energy

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@xyr3us @mrnastynodrama I genuinely can’t tell if they are industry plants or are parodying other musicians trying to act like they’re not industry plants.

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@tonyhawktruther Hold up tho

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@NicholasPas5 Hanks as The Ventriloquist could go hard. Or Freeze if Cranston isn’t available

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@veretianbxtch The publicly traded infinite growth model has ruined pretty much everything

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@TPGRoberts Also this guy is now 69 years old and seems to be in fine health still eating Big Macs daily.

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@pawelwargan I can’t believe all that lead to: My Chemical Romance -> Twilight -> 50 Shades -> downfall of Ellen Degeneres

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@DanielRPK Koba didn’t forget a God damn thing.

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@PharoahAshseti @ggooooddddoogg Yeah this story means the mom and dad either had status and got a surprise bump and were gonna rely on strangers kindness. Or it’s totally made up because this doesn’t track.

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@fiendformojitos He said:

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@UberFacts Bread without garlic

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@BangsIsBatman As a fan of clayface, I will never even see my day in the sun

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@Ivana_Knapp @VILL4NEVE I would donate a kidney to my biggest hater for them to have a podcast together.

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@schmvngpctrs Not the Oppenhussy

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@transit_simp LA county has a higher population than 41 states. Their votes should count for something.

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@Onlineleftist13 Give us what we want Tay Tay!

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@libsoftiktok THEY SHOULD ENCOURAGE STUDENTS TO FIND GARLIC BREAD

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@Resist_05 This is in Bridgeview the largest Palestinian populated city in America

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@BenjaminCrew1 In the bigger picture, imagine how much you have to suck for Nicholas Cage to turn down a role with you in an established IP.

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@rafaelshimunov @sunny @JoyVBehar It’s going to be great watching the democrats lose Michigan from the Muslims abstaining.

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@HumanistReport Has she ever apologized for starting the birther movement? Just checking

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@Caol_MacCormaic When he plays John Lennon. That’s when it’s a lock.

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@UberFacts I smell great when I’m really warm

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@GreatCheshire Black Adam’s pro Palestinian message went way under the radar too

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@oliverquicks Margot and Ryan played the straight man and the fool dynamic and usually the fool is always more memorable. No one praises David Spade in Tommy Boy.

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@manonfire2004 Indirectly Osama bin Laden’s fault because of Chris’s breakout action hero lead role in zero dark thirty. Easily in the top 2 worst things OBL has done 😔

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@bathsaltenjoyer Scarlett Johansson just waiting at home for Colin to come home 😞

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@Moonshine_R_ @iPeticular2 @bluecheesew @BeegBeegMello @HailEternal First they came for dodgeball and I said nothing then they came for glass bridge and I had nowhere to stand.

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@libsoftiktok No garlic bread flag. Smh.

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@leadpacer Not true! He started at 12 so the first 11 years must have made the difference.

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@mantisofpray @Ifuckingc “Looks like she went hummuscidal” 👁👄👁

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@RasberryRazz No one tell her about who most swingers are

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@UberFacts Bread without garlic

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@AnimeSerbia Couple of the year

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@LingoUnbound He would have yelled with his hand on his hip so hard.

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@DylPar252 Dungeons and Dragons campaign

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@josestann @imbadatlife

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