In the audio of this video of a woman shooting a black man, you can hear him confronting her for trying to sell weed to his kid. Plenty of people in the replies point that out, but first you have to scroll past a dozen blue checks cheering for race war. This is policy now.
Old Dirty Bastard: Come through with the kung fu! At a theater near you!Ghostface Killah, do the do!
Ghostface: Metallurgic alloy make your boy imperceptible,
Owyn fingered his backpack nervously. If Jarrid discovered that he Shined, he would tell the Conclave and they would challenge his residency. That might keep him from going to IU Bloomington in the fall — all because of where he lived!
I love McDonalds and the pop album for teenagers. I wrote the headline "Bella Hadid is looking like a whole snack." I graduated from Brown 14 years ago.
Again, it is amazing how effectively M*sk's blue check system has (A) associated paying for Twitter with being stupid, dishonest, or insane and (B) moved such people to the front of every conversation.
One of my cartoons from the previous Private Eye. One I'm rather fond of, as it happens.
I'm happy to also have a couple in the new edition - out today!
It's awesome how quickly the student loan forgiveness plan ate shit. It's good that I'm home schooling my kid and working my ass off and watching a quarter million Americans die while my taxes go to United Airlines. This is a good country and I'm just happy to do my part.
I would like my government to more closely resemble a system Americans use to make decisions together and less closely resemble a show about a bunch of assholes who all have to live in the same house.
I think "why are kids depressed?" discourse is irretrievably warped by the recent multiyear school closure — plus maybe retrievably warped by the current atmosphere of pessimism — but the answer to "Why am I, an adult, anxious, unfocused and lethargic?" is definitely "the phone."
It isn't just AI generated text that is starting to bleed over into search results.
The main image if you do a Google search for Hawaiian singer Israel Kamakawiwoʻole (whose version of Somewhere Over the Rainbow you have probably hear) is a Midjourney creation right from Reddit.
Okay, I’m muting this one now. Thanks for having fun with me on the internet and/or vigorously defending the diagnosis you gave yourself after using Reddit.
Musk: I'm going to be king of a new human civilization on Mars.
AI developer: Okay, but what if AI takes over your Mars colony?
Me, super into Lou Reed lately: Yeah, and then the AI brings back Lou Reed and he rocks Mars into the sun.
Taylor Swift talks about the the intersection of patriarchy, money, and art:
“What has existed since the dawn of time? A patriarchal society. What fuels a patriarchal society? Money, flow of revenue, the economy. So actually, if we’re going to look at this in the most cynical
This scathing review captures what it is about Gadsby and what it was about the culture that lionized her: the substitution of right opinions for interesting ideas.
via
@artnews
I know we're all supposed to pretend this stuff is fun because kids like it or whatever, but it sucks. Dumber than TV, shittier than commercials, 90 seconds of inert humiliation for a culture swallowed by its economy.
Today's a big day for Sudowrite. We're launching Story Engine, an AI tool for writing long-form stories.
Our awesome team worked with hundreds of novelists for months to build the ideal interface for writers and machines to collaborate on a narrative.
I predict that intellectuals will love Yarvin's broken syntax and misuse of key words, while ordinary voters will respond to his charismatic screen presence.
Top Trump advocate touts Trump’s Project 2025, calls to give Trump total power: We have to end checks and balances. We have to put the president entirely in charge of government
In "Fuck Tha Police," Eazy-E speculates that the police may be harassing him "because I kick so much butt," before acknowledging that he also shot a bunch of guys with an uzi.
I am extremely proud of my son for choosing to go to inpatient substance abuse treatment today. Everyone makes mistakes. Not everyone does what they need to do to fix them.
I wrote about trying to convince my son that what he does determines who he is, when the whole damn internet seems to insist it's the other way around.
Job Interviewer: What motivates you?
Me: [picturing Mondego, whose false testimony led to my imprisonment these many years] Helping organizations tell their stories.
@iconicities
I will not have anyone in my mentions challenging the accuracy of the New York Times, whose fact-checking process is extremely rigorous. When I write for them, I routinely provide recordings to verify quotes and summarized conversations.
The boy’s school plans to have in-person classes two days a week and remote learning the other three, so I still have to home school him but he will also be exposed to a few hundred kids on a regular basis.
Getting ready for the next election, once again the most important of my lifetime, in which it will again be crucial that I vote for the historically unpopular old man who didn't do the stuff I voted for last time.
Probably the best single thing a writer can do for their career is express conservative views. The standards for that kind of writing are lower than for any other.
@Chapperton
The new hoe I'm working on will someday be able to permanently weed your garden, but I have to warn you: it's so advanced that it will probably exterminate humanity.
I was the only customer in the gyro place, but they said it would take 40 minutes — Doordash orders. In this way society is incrementally worsened by a growing population of people who don't live in it.
Cormac McCarthy published Blood Meridian in 1985, when he was 52. The progression in style from that to All the Pretty Horses (1992) to No Country for Old Men (2005) reflects astonishing devotion to the work.
AI is cool because it doesn't really exist yet, everyone hates it, even people who have dedicated their lives to it think it might destroy society, and various wealthy mutants are just gonna force it to happen.
It’s funny that millennials are framed as the first generation to do worse than their parents, as opposed to boomers being framed as the first generation to give their children worse lives.
The main appeal of this bullshit is that "go woke go broke" is much simpler than the three-sentence explanation of how SI got sold, licensed, and then pared back to just a brand. If that's your story, you limit your audience to people who can think.
How it started:
Sports Illustrated put a trans dude in a swimsuit on the cover of their 2023 annual swimsuit edition.
How it's going:
All of the staff at Sports Illustrated was fired today.
Go woke, Go broke ... strikes again.
When adults ran the world, spats over territories were settled at Congresses of the great powers. Men who achieved much in their lives had no fear of sitting down with other adults to compromise & partition. In this squalid equalitarian age, we will be info spun into catastrophe.
All the defenses of capitalism are about a guy who starts his own roofing company, and then the actual capitalism is a hedge fund that owns so many apartments it gets to shut down the newspaper.
My profile of
@DanhausenAD
is this week's Sunday read! Click the link if you long to hear my sweet voice, or if you long to hear my article read by a professional whose voice is much better than mine.
pentagon spokeswoman sabrina singh: “hamas is the one putting palestinians, those in gaza, at great risk. they are putting command and control units inside hospitals.”
Black lives depend on whether America can be what we want to believe it is. What we need it to be. What it could be. Systemic racism is so woven into the fabric of this country, facing it will take action, honesty, listening, and deep, deep change. And for many of us, humility.
The kind of democracy where a supermajority wants gun control and it will never happen, the kind of freedom where you can’t go to the doctor unless you work for someone else, the kind of capitalism where you rent everything
From
@MikeIsaac
et al's excellent story in the Times this weekend. If you, like me, are not sure what to think about all this AI stuff, I highly recommend reading.