Marie Bardi-Salinas @mariebardi Twitter profile

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2 years

When I was 2, my parents went on a work trip to Argentina and made a guide to taking care of me for my aunt lmao

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4 years

Finally broke down and cried tonight after seeing Breonna Taylor's twitter. She talks about 2020 being "her year" / maybe having a kid in time for Xmas / being tired from work / having to support people without getting anything in return... We need to fight for her.

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I think THE BATMAN has my favorite Gotham thus far - a beautifully art-directed sense of grime. I rewatched THE DARK KNIGHT last night afterwards, and it is *so funny* in retrospect that Nolan's take on Gotham was, "idk, it's just Chicago"

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They literally just showed a ménage à trois in the Olympic opening ceremony and the NBC team had no idea how to react lmfaoooooo VIVE LA FRANCE

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10 months

This is supposed to be a cannon / important Texas thing, but I literally thought it was a Hitachi magic wand lmao

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4 years

This romantic moonlit scene in RUDY: THE RUDY GIULIANI STORY absolutely murdered me. I am dead.

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2 years

Go ahead and blame 4chan, but seeds of the current radical alt-right movement were first planted in 1991’s FATHER OF THE BRIDE

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Can’t believe I forgot that the 2005 Oscars opening montage ended with Charlie Chaplin playing hacky sack with Shrek as “Lose Yourself” plays

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3 years

Is Chr*s Pr*tt taking all these big voice roles cuz he doesn’t want to get vaccinated? 🕵🏻‍♀️

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Serious Q - what happens if AVATAR 2 is a flop? Like, what happens to the planned sequels? Isn't he shooting them all at the same time?

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3 years

Larry David doing a crypto ad has broken my boyfriend, I’m afraid we’ll never recover from this

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3 years

Al’s headphones continue to be iconic, but I need a full investigation on whatever the fuck is supposed to be on his iPhone case

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2 years

She’s a 10

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2 years

Something particularly gothic / insane / psychosexual about Priscilla Presley being squired around by the babyfaced dude who's playing her dead husband in a movie

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1 year

We lost 35,000 people to the mosquito

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3 years

Why are the Oscars trying to appeal to some imaginary 19-year-old straight dude and not the 33-year-old real adult woman who hosts an Oscar party every year (me)

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2 years

I just looked up what “Zoobilee Zoo” is - horrifying

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6 years

Died and went to heaven

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9 months

Obsessed with the fact that they’re Matt Damon & Ben Affleck’s (current) age in the first season of Curb

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10 months

This photo is now my entire personality

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2 years

An INSANE tidbit from Colin Farrell’s Wikipedia:

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6 months

So excited for CHALLENGERS!!

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1 year

An absolutely insane effect

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1 year

getting married next week lol

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6 years

The grand “dating app experiment of 2018” has come to an end, as I met a nice man IRL at a film festival screening lmfao

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4 years

Kurt Cobain

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3 years

Me explaining to my boyfriend that unfortunately, I'm active on Twitter dot com

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3 years

OH MY GOD

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3 years

Love Verhoeven’s response to this (in the NYTimes). We’re literally just making stuff up to entertain people??? It’s not like we’re building a piece of transportation infrastructure lol

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The comedic thru-line of MAY DECEMBER is how consistently Natalie Portman’s character is portrayed as a shitty actress. She’s on a show that is like “What if Gray’s Anatomy was about a vet?” We hear audio of her winning what appears to be a People’s Choice Award.

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4 years

Leonardo DiCaprio is the same age now as Steve Martin was when he made FATHER OF THE BRIDE (46)

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5 years

In a parallel universe, we’d have Lindsay Lohan’s HONEY BOY

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4 years

I've been ANGRY this week, but the sadness I'm feeling right now is so big that I don't know what to do with it.

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3 years

So many dudes on this website look like this

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11 months

Favorite “immediately googling these guys” performances of the year:

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I love when Scarlett Johansson sues companies I don’t like

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6 months

Just need to remind everyone that I own this

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3 months

Wanted this outcome but now I’m freaking out a lil bit hehe

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Had a blast at TWISTERS but need a deep dive investigation into why there was zero (0) kissing

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3 years

I’m sorry, WHAT

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3 years

WB fucked up so badly. I can't believe DUNE & MATRIX 4 are day & date streamers but the ultimate "get drunk and make fun of it from your couch" movie (DEAR EVAN HANSEN) is theatrical-only

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3 years

Women want only one thing and it’s this

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10 months

THINGS I LIKED IN MOVIES, 2023:

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3 years

Al Roker screaming BABY YODA

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Julia Fox’s deadbeat baby daddy is public enemy no1 in NYC right now

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5 years

Have you ever *cried* in response to a celebrity death?

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2 years

Poor Damien Chazelle is gonna get stuck directing a “live action” version of THE ARISTOCATS after this

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5 years

Am I *insane* or does Yaddle (female Yoda on the Jedi Council in PHANTOM MENACE) look like Reba?

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4 years

I hate not liking movies I want to like

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3 years

I can’t express how hot this is

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3 years

Hollywood ingenue of the moment Rachel Zegler not getting an invite to the Oscars…what the fuck is going on

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5 years

My favorite Harrison Ford is WORKING GIRL Harrison Ford

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5 years

Ian McKellen and Tim Curry in the original Broadway run of AMADEUS

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2 years

Hey, why does this look like shit? Did the gaffer walk off set?

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3 years

Rectifying a mortifying cinematic blind spot this afternoon

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4 months

Enjoyed THE BIKERIDERS, would watch Austin Butler rip cigs and Jodie Comer go “dese fuggin guyse” for hours

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3 years

Omfg this shirt

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5 years

People don’t like subtitles and find the time shifts difficult to understand in LITTLE WOMEN because they’re so used to watching movies at home while doing other things (writing emails, responding to texts, etc)

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3 years

Absolutely TICKLED at the thought of Tom Cruise doing a 30 second cameo for DR STRANGE 2 like he did for GOLDMEMBER, like in his mind the MCU and Austin Powers are equivalently trivial cultural properties he sees fit to bless with his presence

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SALTBURN is terrible, but it is not the sort of terrible that makes me angry, like THE WHALE or PROMISING YOUNG WOMAN or WAVES

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5 years

Ben on the Beach, 2018 vs 2020

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2 years

Finally saw THE NORTHMAN, wish I got to see dick

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6 years

I got "into movies" because of FIGHT CLUB and MEMENTO. Movies that are "cool to hate on" end up being gateways for young people interested in movies. There's nothing wrong with that. Taste develops over time. FIGHT CLUB still fucks, sorry!

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Embarrassing to admit some blindspots on here, especially because of my affiliation with a comedy-adjacent film podcast but I’m watching THE JERK for the first time and…I cannot believe that no one told me about this scene.

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I'm way too stoned to be looking at promotional photos of the 90s Ruby Ridge TV movie starring Laura Dern and Randy Quaid right now

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3 years

Something missing from the "home viewing vs theatrical experience" conversation is how absolutely cucked I feel forking over $20+ to just sit on my couch

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4 years

I know people don’t give a shit about Entertainment Industry workers, but I really wish we were included in this stage of vaccine access. We can’t work remotely and we have to work with people who aren’t wearing masks (on-camera talent)

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2 years

We gotta bring back this armchair/bath thing from BARRY LYNDON

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9 months

This feels like a shot from Ridley Scott's THE COUNSELOR

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3 years

…every indie feature ever?

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Longlegs shot him, today is the 13th

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Was rewatching old Conan bits last week and Triumph embedding himself in line at the ATTACK OF THE CLONES premiere is such a classic. We really upset the balance of the universe when we stopped mercilessly making fun of nerds.

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Hi, I’m Agnès Varda.

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I’m saying this as an MCU agnostic and I will probably never see NO WAY HOME but To act like the Oscar Best Picture category is some sort of “sacred ground”…when cloying garbage gets nominated every year…come on. I’m SURE that the new Spider-Man is better than BELFAST.

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3 years

One perfect shot

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4 years

At the end of the day, this is about a guy who had to give up a project because his child died and he needed space to grieve. And his fans rallied together and made it so that he could finish it.

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6 years

The meanest streets

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3 years

Yes, I’m a feminist; yes, I support other women; yes, I think it’s weird and annoying that Yoko is just sitting there all the time during band practice

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1 year

LMAOOOOOO god this movie is so fucking funny

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2 years

TOP GUN MAVERICK getting the 55+ demo back in theaters is all well and good until you're listening to your fifth audience cell phone go off while Tom Cruise is explaining something

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MAGIC MIKE: working on your first film shoot, you discover that maybe you have talent and you wanna direct MAGIC MIKE XXL: making an indie movie with your friends MAGIC MIKE’S LAST DANCE: congrats, you’ve been hired to direct a studio feature

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“Hey, my girlfriend saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe. Mind if we buy you a drink?”

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TOP GUN MAVERICK: He’s old. He’s problematic. But goddamnit he’s the only one who can do the job.

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3 years

Imagining Film Twitter the night CRASH won lmao

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3 years

God this fit is so good

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The movie is a feature length adaptation of that Emma Stone SNL thing where she’s attempting to bring interiority to a straight actress in a gay porn

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3 years

Succession is good because when Kendall becomes a whistleblower, it's not because he had some sort of moral reckoning or crisis of conscience - it's because his dad was mean to him

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Are you KIDDING ME

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Michael Douglas is Benjamin Franklin

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Michael Douglas is Benjamin Franklin. Inspired by true events, Franklin tells the thrilling story of how Benjamin Franklin went on a mission to France to underwrite America's democracy. The limited series premieres April 12.