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T̴̀h͞e͠ ̧̀f͜u̕͜ń̷c̛҉t͞͠i҉o̸ņ ̕͞o͜f͘ m̨a̸͟n͡͞ ̵͡i͜s͏ ̶t͟͠o ̵͘l͜͞i͏̛v̶̢e̢, ͏̶nơ͏t ͝t̨́ò͡͏ ̸̢͡e̢͘͜x̕ist.͠

Where the Sidewalk Ends

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Today's my dad's birthday. I'm still getting used to the idea that it's ok to miss him. I am still enraged by the circumstances of his passing, but today I refuse to be angry. Today is about remembrance, and honor, and love. If you can, raise a Budweiser to him. He'd like that

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@blackprints Lobster going from prison torture food to high class

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@UsingCigarettes You ever dip your toe into a subculture, think "ha ha, this was fun, but not for me..", then years later see an image of someone who took a running dive off the pier wearing concrete shoes?

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@pook_tweets @StrangeSellers Midsommer 2: naked boogaloo

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@JakeDuarte43 WHEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE SOME BREAD THAT IS FRY THATS, PICANTE

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@ProfessorBLove The amount of times I've heard Outkast's "Hey Ya" at weddings keeps me up at night

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@briantheruller @babycel666 Sharks, being cold blooded, wouldn't be in iceberg waters. There are two species that don't mind colder waters but at the time of the sinking they would be in reduced numbers, and are both considered harmless to humans. Nice try though, you'll get em next time champ

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@Eric_Deshaun @50shadesofblac4 The vast majority of injuries and casualties related to police pursuits in this country happen because cops lose control and plow into people unrelated to the chase

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@womenpostingws I appreciate the confirmation that the Japanese also think weabs and Chihuahuas suck

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@ComicGirlAshley Heh, amateur hour

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@HomiePhillips @SKTheKingYT Some people don't know this, but when you aren't poor your car will roll straight with proper and regular maintenance

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@Guslivesagain It's shit like this that makes me love All Star Batman and Robin even more

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@TheKingofHoes ...who would think that's funny

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@CSMFHT This happened in 7th or 8th grade when we informed our teacher "mean culpa" basically meant "my bad"

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@dunwaIl @ravensdojo Trying to explain to people that the babadook was depression:

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@_auto_pilot @SolsRoles If it make ogre feel any better I read The Crucible in two different highschools with adult oversight, I consider it one of my favourite books, and it was only a month or two ago that someone clued me in it was an allegory for McCarthyism

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@Jani__Gee I carry big "the fuck did you just say" energy

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@lillaylaxox Loved you in Signs

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@lilbbysi @afrolatinajedi @blackandimbetta @JustCallMeKourt

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@morewingspls Snatching defeat from the jaws of victory

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@Money Healthcare. Yes, all of it. Blood work to meds to surgery to rehab. $1.

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@kaylahbynature I still don't understand how a movie about strippers was so unsexy

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@EliSeeney A couple years ago a bank was robbed, the employees were told not to resist. The money's insured. After the robbers left, one worker went outside to try to get their plate #. After the investigation, the bank fired him for leaving the scene.

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@kchamps613 @EliSeeney I still don't understand why people put such emphasis on height.

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@thedigitaldash_ Caring about what Catholics think is offensive

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@IkeMoses @FATHER_CLEF Unvaxxed in Paris

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@iCianan These questions are always so dumb. There is little a reasonable person wouldn't do for that much money. You gotta make the stakes lower. Would you let someone beat your ass for a 500 dollar gift card to ruby Tuesdays, medical expenses paid?

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@yourwightknight @AmimiMusic Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder. Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels. Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies. Elves are glamorous. They project glamour. Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment. Elves are terrific. They beget terror.

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@LexiTalksComix I'm not sure kids sneaking off constitutes mutual coexistence, but it is kinda neat

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@Impulse785 Scifi had a show called Krypton, and in it the House of Zod were "Black". I appreciated this personally, but figured Krypton had such low viewership this would stay on the cancelled show Imagine my face when the Zods were black again in Young Justice

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@yourwightknight @AmimiMusic The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning. No one ever said elves are nice. Elves are bad. -Terry Pratchett

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@BatOfTheBelfry

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@ggooooddddoogg Why did his family book first class for everyone but him?

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@DevilsAdvocateC @BigManRylan @Guslivesagain That's part of what I like, but the massive whiplash of ASBR instantly pops up whenever someone gets the warm and fuzziest from batman

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@ArkhamNumb ...if memory serves, that's Hush. If you scan him, the read comes back unconscious, then a radio plays in the background saying Bruce Wayne has been spotted yadda yadda yadda, then if you scan again it's changed to nervous, be a use he's awake and just pretending to be out

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@awards_watch I... What? What'd he do to Lucy Liu?

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@ogztss @thisnotkar

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@HBCUfessions "yes, I was at that party where the building caught fire. Wish I had more details to give, officer"

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@SortaBad Off the top of my head Caitlyn Jenner, Matthew Broderick, Rittenhouse, and... I want to say, Laura Bush?

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@StacyCaySlays It definitely was eye-opening when I got old enough to stop hearing so much "Hitler was a military genius" and started hearing "Hitler was insane had no idea what the fuck he was doing and we're still trying to figure out how he lucked out so often"

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@JacksOkapp31471 @BlakeOf616

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@KevOnStage @SkyDaddiesFav How are you the spokesman for a body wash telling people they don't need to wash?

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@Fenrirtheicewo1 It's so weird how no one will come out and say "reed Richards is a beanpole, a tall, skinny dork, and Pedro has normal people proportions"

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@DoctorChristmas @antitractionist Bruce is a stoic ADHD disasterpiece who studies all the forbidden techniques of anything he puts his mind to. He was trained in eating pussy by the masters on the Isle of Lesbos. He learned eating ass in Djibouti. He went down under in the Outback.

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@TonightWeRiot Approx 2 weeks ago- Me: hey man, how are your people on the island? Haitian coworker: ??? What, did something happen? M: News said some shit was going down in Haiti... HCW (without missing a beat): ...there's always some shit going down in Haiti...

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@BruceAllmiighty ...have you spent the day looking for vids of elephants fucking people up?

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@RealNandoAve Are.... are you saying sadness is an std?

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@uppittynegress This is from when the queen died Still classic

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@erickacknowles Do you seriously not see a connection between "hyper active jumpiness" and being a "spastic"¿

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@soicyalex Casual sex implies ranked, competitive sex

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@TroelleEmbiid @ProfessorBLove "the song is literally about two people who cannot make it work, how did you miss that!?"

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@_HelenaDouglas @plvnetmimi I am terrified of people who think a music video from 20 years ago as a tribute to a guy who was already wearing a mask because of his identity politics and health issues was the illuminati attempting to give us a heads up as to what they were planning.

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@Mr_Manopoli

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@GreenTextRepost ...so you're willing to lie for a shot at companionship? Seems safe and normal

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@hebennigatu In the beginning, there was the loko, and at the end, it shall be because of the loko, so say we all

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@dyingscribe I don't respect the feelings of anyone who says "the ick"

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@StevenTphoto92 @awards_watch Well shit. I didn't know.. and this kinda sours a lot of performances

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@KendoMakesFilms ...I feel like Im missing something. What's the problem?

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@tiddiesonfiree With main street views!? Shit has to be rent controlled

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@dji75mike @Duanecia Chief, we got another one. Illegal feed. "Good. What're they stealing? The newest Hollywood blockbuster? Chinese advance press copies? The Tyson/Logan murder?" No boss.... It looks like.... Jeopardy? "..."

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@GailSimone How is Gail Simone not verified?

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@LBrothersMedia Micheal che Colin jost Christmas joke exchange. Especially this joke

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@StabbyandSpicy Terrible parenting If you really loved them, you'd drive alongside as they walked to school, throwing eggs at them But not hardboiled eggs, they could still eat those, and in this life there's no such thing as a free lunch It's best they learn that while you're alive, from you

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@avadagr3at "WHO LET BOW WOW BROKE ASS IN HEUR"

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@simplyjordn @thedigitaldash_ ....you aren't paying for the shells. You're paying for the time saved by sally hunting the shells on your behalf.

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@RekerAstrid @CampbellxEmma The entire crux of the DNA test industry is based on Americans trying to cling to some sort of cultural identity

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@elmodernisto "No Way to Prevent This" says only nation where this regularly happens They did a point/counterpoint once that was basically: "and when you saw one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you/bullshit, Jesus, those are clearly my footprints, you bailed on me!"

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@Stinky_Boi_ @JimViscardi I like when people are all "oh, moon Knight is marvels Batman!" And you have to sit them down to explain no, he's marvels Batman if Batman was a suicidal actual, literal lunatic.

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@CaptKrakoa The following pages are some of the best comics ever written

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@SixBrownChicks "sir, they've begun throwing rocks. It's mostly harmless, but some windows have been broken and at least one administrator has been struck in the head" WHERE DID THEY GET ROCKS?

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@osullyville I can't remember who it was, but I recall some comedian was saying that the peak of a comedians career would be to tell a joke that resulted in a member of the audience getting up and killing them on stage, and this is why Rock may be the greatest to ever do it

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@peachy_keen24 Frollo. No powers, no abilities, just the unassailable might of the church at his beck and call. Followers would jump in front of your blade to protect him. Now add to that the situation where you have actual clerics in God's backing them up

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Personally I like how all the mercenary/marine characters apparently know each other personally

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@Kkzahu @16WAPTNews I went to help with Katrina relief 5 years after the storm and it was like the storm had hit the day before. I was appalled at how little had been done, especially in the lower 9th

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@OSalligan @ShayyStayFly Hold up, this is slanderous! Medieval peasants understood and believed in vaccines

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Mfw seeing 5th of November is trending:

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@SixBrownChicks See, this is the nonsense I expect from these threads

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@1followernodad How do we feel about people that outright call their otc by their actual chemical names? We eat acetaminophen in this house

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@ManMilk2 So glad I saved this

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@SaycheeseDGTL Kinda weird nada caught this... Aren't y'all looking the wrong way?

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@TheeAnimeGuru_ Look, I know I'm the last person who should be commenting on this, but after Johnson & Johnson just got hit with a massive lawsuit for giving women cancer I would think people would be paying more attention to what products they use

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@TroelleEmbiid @ProfessorBLove You're absolutely right, I'm so sorry. May I suggest for the reception Ms Jackson? The video has a kitten!

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@KBooth1914 @DailyLoud @thaherojoe Ms. Takeoff, where were you on the night in question? "3000 miles away" Oh. Uh.. where was your son? "The fuck would I know?"

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@_Lon_wabo @TroelleEmbiid @ProfessorBLove y'all don't want to here me, ya just want to dance

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@dyingscribe

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@The_Octoberman @INTERIORPORN1 Are you implying children can't be assholes?

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@SupremeStreet ....I feel like you guys are making shit up at this point. Next we'll have footage of her blowing up the death star

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@GJFlash @AmiriKing "I know those tourists aren't about to eat my ribs with a knife and fork, I cannot abide"

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@OkamiPrincess @DevilsAdvocateC @BigManRylan @Guslivesagain Oh no, All-Star Batman is what happens after enough people say "Batman's a crazy asshole". Eventually someone writes him like a crazy asshole.

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@UsingCigarettes I'm not saying anyone is better than anyone else, I'm saying that sometimes you can look at a thing and acknowledge that it is evidence of a serious problem If you're in your friends bathroom and their shower is littered with beer cans you at least feel concerned, right?

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@_lizharvey Oh shit ok I was lurking trying to remember the big one round here and it just popped Used to type "teh" instead of "the" so often I had to put effort into unlearning it

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@theryansayre @Eric_Deshaun @50shadesofblac4 The point is people could flee cops and cops could make intelligent decisions that didn't cause property damage or kill people who were unrelated but sure it's the people fleeing

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