having a crush on bill hader is so weird like. god there are 7 billion people on this earth, i live on the same planet as natasha lyonne and rihanna and boom my fucking worm brain is like "nah let's try n get t0pped by a guy who looks like the human equivalent of a cliff bar"
i rewatched inside (2021) an hour ago but decided not to tweet about it, and instead to meditate on my pandemic trauma and how much it initially affected me one year ago. and then bo burnham climbed through my window and shoved a outtake reel in my face and forced me to tweet.
can’t speak on the transphobia and dave chapelle and whatnot in detail as a cis woman but it’s awesome that john mulaney was like “i don’t care anymore what people think of me” and a bunch of fucking losers on twitter were like “BUT YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY COMPLAINTS”
i tweet about snl a lot because it's such an easy thing to be a fan of. can't relate to marvel movie actors cuz everyone is a didney corporate millionaire but comedians are literally Just Some Guys.
every time a prominent black entertainer/writer/actor/comedian comes out and reveals they were either turned down by snl or not included in the snl ""sphere"" i feel like teleporting behind lorne micheals' desk and absolutely pummeling him like a sack of potatoes
fuck talking about john mulaney's personal life via who he's dating. i just wanna know what kinda sandwich he was eating in that picture with missus munn. if he's eating tuna im gonna beat his ass.
the whole mulaney munn discourse is funny to me because if anyone knew a thing about how divorce and separation works it wouldn't be an issue but for some reason everyone on this website has parents that are still somehow married
not to be dramatic or anything but when i first brought my cat home she watched snl with me and fell asleep on my lap and that's when i knew we were meant to be together. anyways here's a pic of her falling asleep cuddling with me watching snl together tonight.
it just occurred to me that the scarjo baby is going to actually have a name and we have unanimously put our faith in colin jost to name a living creature. fuck.
if we talk about parasocial relationships with john mulaney we better fucking include the holier than thou treatment of annamarie in situations she is completely removed from
snl sketch writers prolly get so many bitches. hey babe do you wanna come over and proofread my sketch about a dark gritty netflix docuseries about a cartoon character. wait why are you leaving.
“the timeskip ruined the flow of action for barry hbo” ok but like think for two seconds about how sally had a child with this man like that’s literally as intense as you can get
john is like “my public persona has been changed and that’s ok cause i was kind of an asshole” and all these PEOPLE are MAD because he wasn’t SUPPOSED to admit he was in the wrong