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Brecht

@BallinBrecht

2 months

The truth is no one legit in business “wants to help” you. Help yourself.

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@averykimball That’s a completely terrible idea

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@ZacharyPardey @ljayham @KennethCassel The main reason is tense distributor / manufacturer relationships

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@user84829272 @MrsJamson Serious question: is it even safe to eat this much sugar? I don’t know why I just assumed it’s not.

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@Josernan @KennethCassel @ZacharyPardey @ljayham That’s not true at all. You really have no idea how bad at sales manufacturing companies tend to be.

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Imagine writing in your education section on LinkedIn “McKinsey” How does one get a job there from Western Governors U anyway? Also seems odd to be a former MD in PE (Partners Group) and no mention in headline? Chipmunk cheeks ain’t helping either.

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Font inconsistency giving me these vibes

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3 months

@GayBearRes I’ve never understood these software dudes trashing their former employers publicly. Just shows absolutely no judgement whatsoever

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@Jonathan_Blow @anammostarac We gotta raise rates until these people are unclogging toilets

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Consulting CV doesn’t match LinkedIn CV Something smells weird here Can’t remember where you got your MBA?

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@collin_ruth89 Posting this is extremely classless and just mean Collin. Not cool at all.

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@PicoPaco17 @RichardHanania YES lol

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@FrenchOG3 You have to be morally compromised to choose to spend any time there - man or woman

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Strippers

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@Invested_In_You

2 months

If someone gave you $100k tomorrow BUT, you couldn’t spend that money on debt or investments What would you spend the money on?

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@LPWhisperer 1) you have no or extremely limited experience with overseas talent 2) you seem to lack common sense The reason basic overseas staffing is a bad business is it’s a commodity, not because you’ll face mutiny from the workers. There are 7+ billion people and most are poor

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@Thebeef_shwarma @Acts17David @TRobinsonNewEra Allah was a great Zionist!

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@the_P_God It’s all fraud dude They trade these companies back and forth between each other They’re all in group texts colluding They force portcos to buy from each other at inflated prices

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2 months

Guru checklist: 1. Smiley mf-er 2. Will help strangers on the internet 3. Fortune cookie style advice

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@Stamford_Sam I bet this guy crushed McKinsey decks.

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@PetitRetard Nice report. I fucking love Schadenfreude

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@LPWhisperer Wow this tweet made my estimation of you fall a lot. There’s plenty of fish in the sea. They try to unionize you fire them and replace in about an hour from 1 of 1000 applicants.

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3 months

@CraigMokhiber @twinforces It was named that by the Romans dude ……….. has nothing to do with Arabs

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5 months

@VanceJagger711 @No___One__Knows @JosephJakeKlein @CatholicOrca The dude is literally an atheist. Maybe he just doesn’t want to get down in the mud with you trash.

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@kotyathegreat @cremieuxrecueil You would think they were the smart ones Imagine who’s left over in Russia at this point

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@thecaptain_nemo I’ve tried this stuff. It’s insane, makes you feel like you JUST woke up even if you’ve been up 48 hours straight Cannot be good for you

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3 months

@IMesopotamia0 @ShitpostGate Zakat is one of the 5 pillars buddy

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@sankaet @mikulaja Dude how are you NOT in an orange jumpsuit. It would suit you btw

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@DavePunFun @deedydas That’s 100% it lol

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3 months

@LPWhisperer @sweatystartup I’m genuinely excited

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5 months

@EricWeishaar @raywinTX @girdley You have no idea what you’re talking about dude. Just stop. Embarrassing yourself

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2 months

@westvillagecap I want to run a discord

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@bavedikian @TheSFGiantsGuy It is not difficult to believe

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@piktoggle_ Incorrect use of “begs the question “ Non target educated???

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I’m at a loss for words here

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3 months

@averykimball @Invertible_Man You have the common sense of someone who works in non profit / public sector or something where there’s just no need to worry about failure. That’s where ideas like these come from

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@BallinBrecht

2 months

@itsmarkmoran This probably came from the Fractional Head of Public Relations and Corporate Development, to be fair

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@Restructuring__ How tf as a fiduciary do you justify this to people? lol

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@PetitRetard Hilarious if true that *would* require some grit

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3 months

@averykimball @Invertible_Man This is why “lefties” should just shut up. Zero common sense

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2 months

Looking at this again. There’s like 10 fonts in this. This guy is like a financial lol cow at this point.

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2 months

Buying MM companies must be a great way to make money - your competition is a ton of rejects and morons

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4 months

@quantian1 @dsquareddigest Can you elaborate so we don’t have to actually read a book

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2 months

how it started -> how it's going i'm done jerkin it btw

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2 months

@DanielSLoeb1 @AlexanderSoros You’re a king dude.

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@EquitiesInTX This shit ain’t kosher

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6 months

@N0Pris0ners @CalenArcher @MattWallace888 @MarioNawfal I laughed lol

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2 months

@PetitRetard He pre emptively blocked me Never heard of him before. Lol

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2 months

@kotyathegreat @cremieuxrecueil There are they stole everything together with the violent ones

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@reallymemorable Yeah I agree it's so weird how sloppy this is

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@txclearbiz @irentdumpsters lol strict on the crappy agency you’ll hire for a few hundred bucks a month? Good luck with that

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@bongsandbuicks Follow me back

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3 months

@LPWhisperer Speak for yourself. I’m jerking it to this

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2 months

@DenisonBarbs @mcuban Actually he brought a slideshow

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3 months

@mlrwahoo @sweatystartup That’s interesting lol On the other hand I am not in favor of “accredited investor” restrictions. It’s elitist and, in my opinion, racist.

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@BallinBrecht

2 months

@PEoperator Could be a custom tailor

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@2mFlip They ask for that on job postings I don't know why Seriously though how would that apply to anything

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@Zer0Admi I don't understand the appeal of the video at all

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@GayBearRes What happened to the first 2

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@piktoggle_ Crazy footage. Sad to see. In New York you unfortunately have no right to defend yourself in this situation. You’re obligated to retreat. Just wrong, plain and simple.

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@BallinBrecht

1 month

@piktoggle_ I think a major problem with that would be that the megacap approach just doesn't work as well on these smaller companies would be my guess

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@BallinBrecht

2 months

@botticellibimbo There’s actually an Islamic reason for that

Bid'ah - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

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@BallinBrecht

2 months

100% this is why I laugh when people brag to me about their “close rate” Too high a “close rate” is almost always an indicator of someone who is NOT effective at sales You should not be closing many of your prospects if you’re talking to enough people

Peter Kazanjy

@Kazanjy

2 months

Founders: it feels weird, but a huge part of sales is just pure activity. Think of it like a video game. Prospect meeting? 5 points. It’s a first meeting? 10 points. Email touch on an open opportunity? 1 point. How many points can you generate a day?

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4 months

@maceskridge @anammostarac How does this work? Can’t these guys liquidate it pretty quick if they’re at a public co ?

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@fragrancewhore Where would you put Swaney

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2 months

@patefortworth @itsmarkmoran You are supporting him publicly - do you want to just answer the question? I get that you like his vibes

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5 months

@Ry791P @jcolesimpson @TaylorTots99 The bigger problem is if I were an employee and knew my boss was sweating a 2k work entertainment expense I’d be updating resume immediately.

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@BallinBrecht

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@MariIsland368 @VanceJagger711 @No___One__Knows @JosephJakeKlein @CatholicOrca I think you’re confused. This guy is literally a professional atheist

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@zeta_globin uh yeah im gonna go ahead and say it's genetics

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@BallinBrecht

2 months

You must feel right at home then, pal.

Jared Polis

@jaredpolis

2 months

None of my intelligent (130+ IQ) friends use X/twitter. They only read accurate, vetted news sources and almost never use social media spontaneously on their own time. This has been a long term consistent observation, but today confirmation came. A new meta-analysis showed time

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2 months

@pestctrlguy “Tip a tech” is so smart And a 100% ethical way to do this - no bribes

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3 months

@averykimball It’s not a vote it’s the truth. Absolutely retarded idea

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2 months

@cremieuxrecueil How the hell are these things legal

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2 months

Care to clarify these discrepancies @privateinequity ?

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3 months

@sweatystartup @JoesInvestments No one cares about your complaining Nick. Buy the ticket, take the ride.

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@HighyieldHarry @SBA_Matthias LP attacking just a debt broker who seems to be doing his job I cannot understand

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@CLouvi depends on how poor you are

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@SilentKev82 @killerguerilla I think this monstrosity does ok in an accident

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@patefortworth @itsmarkmoran Haha ok. Would you stake your reputation as an investor on that?

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@JosephJakeKlein @DavidM_Friedman lol I didn’t realize when I defended you against islamists that you were a capo. You deserve it dude.

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@DegenCPA22 Not seeing the problem

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2 months

@OdessaCap still waiting for the second comma to arrive in that last sentence

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3 months

@itsyoboinarza @Thebeef_shwarma @Acts17David @TRobinsonNewEra Palestinians weren’t a thing until the 60s my man

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2 months

Uh you’ll be hard pressed to find me an example of a straight man with these same qualities

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2 months

@9mm_smg Do you really have nothing else to say except that you’re “white” There must be more important things about you and look, I get it, you get a lot of engagement when you post about the topic. But come on man. You’re no better than the DEI crowd.

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@BallinBrecht

2 months

I would end it all if I had his stats and were forced to attend georgetown or duke ug lol

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@DadInvest Would be worse if he opened a Twitter account. Scary stuff

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@BallinBrecht

3 months

This is parody level. Wife cleavage shot for additional engagement? You be the judge. Note bookmarks number

Nick Huber

@sweatystartup

3 months

This is what my wife and I spent our free time doing nearly a decade ago. We'd go around drawing dozens of ads just like this one all over the streets of Boston. Our marketing budget was a few hundred dollars in chalk. It worked. We got tons of leads and customers because of

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@TashSalas Absolutely not lol

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@sweatystartup Search the word “horrific” It’s a pretty uncommon word to use the way he uses it and is extremely characteristic of LP’s writing style

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@johnhenry0804 Why do people emphasize failure so much??? The goal is to win, not fail. Failure should not be viewed as an option.

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@BallinBrecht

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Absolutely not lol The median individual US income is 40k Let’s say the typical worker works 40 years So if you steal 1.6m you effectively murdered the typical person financially Is that violent?

Tash in NY 🇺🇸 Atty.

@TashSalas

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Should jail be reserved for violent crimes only?

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@HowidyHamza @JaxTheo1016 Well most Palestinian Arabs still want Hamas so it seems that more learning is required

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@PicoPaco17 Source of income = W2

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@LPWhisperer You literally are giving these people a leg up in life. They need the money to live.

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@SBA_Matthias Yeah wow that could be a super good idea to have managed people before buying a multi million dollar firm - will take that under advisement

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@ben_kaplan23 Are you proud of this lol?

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@txclearbiz @irentdumpsters It's your mentality buddy - just very naive and short sighted If you want to wait the 20-30 years to get to 2M revenue that your competitors did, go for it though

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@BallinBrecht

2 months

This guy is such a d bag Last week he was mocking job applicants to his storage company

Collin Rutherford

@collin_ruth89

2 months

Lots of new followers lately! Time for another intro... I'm an ex-D1 athlete with an Ivy League degree. Now I run a gritty logistics business that will cross $1.7m revenue (since inception) this year. My junior year of college, I started @Greenbox_storag . We offer a pickup /

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@BallinBrecht

2 months

He must be really good at his job if his competitors hate him so much This LP guy is off the rails

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@BallinBrecht

2 months

Tell him you know him so superficially that you had to ask your Twitter followers what to say at his wedding.

Nick Huber

@sweatystartup

2 months

I’m giving a speech at my brother’s wedding tomorrow. He’s 6 years younger than me and I don’t know anything about him. What should I say to make it funny?

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