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4 months

your unemployed friend

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so important to travel with someone that understands the importance of sitting with you in silence while you both look at your phones

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3 months

the woman was too stunned to speak

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5 months

not him hitting on me from his dog’s instagram account

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6 months

white people love saying “oh those are dangerous” to a bag of chips. lol just eat the doritos man

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the sluttiest thing a man can do is be open and honest with his feelings

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4 months

“he is risen! glory be to god” being posted to their instagram stories by the meanest girls you’ve ever met

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2 months

me and whomst

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30 days

the worst person you know is happy about this celtics championship

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6 months

“what are your intentions with my mother?”

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2 months

i miss when AI meant allen iverson what the fuck is artificial intelligence

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3 years

in canada the only way to get the vaccine is if you win it as a roll up the rim prize

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6 months

my daughter is going to be so pissed when i name her amon-ra st. brown

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6 months

boys love telling u when a song is on fifa

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1 month

if i placed 231 bets and only won 10 i would kill myself

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

1 month

MLB has banned Tucupita Marcano permanently for betting on games involving his own team He won just 4.3% of the 231 MLB-related bets he placed

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5 months

therapy is expensive. saying hell yeah brother is free

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6 months

[day one of pregnancy] the baby is craving a draftkings account

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6 months

my buddy made $3.48 on a bet tonight

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6 months

texts from my financial advisor

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4 months

they’re changing diapers and i’m watching caitlin clark change the trajectory of women’s sports

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6 months

people your age are getting married having children and you’re watching sports

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4 months

god forbid men have hobbies

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4 months

you forgot to mention you’re a dweeb

Dan

@rarecray

4 months

reasons why i’m single

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maha

@mahaaaay

2 months

losing friends left and right to the pickleball epidemic

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2 months

going to have a caesar salad girl summer. where i travel to destinations across the globe trying different caesar salads

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23 days

i’m sorry but if you’re rooting for the oilers to lose tonight i hate your guts

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4 months

“play” like i used to let my little sister “play” nintendo64 with me with her controller unplugged

Adam Schefter

@AdamSchefter

4 months

Kenny Pickett grew up in New Jersey as an Eagles fan. Now he gets to go play for the team he rooted for.

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2 months

me liking all of the anthony edwards praise

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5 months

the plan? spend $43 billion to buy an app and allow it to be infiltrated by sex bots.

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maha

@mahaaaay

3 years

omg this clip of nick foligno with his kids is the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

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6 months

maybe i’ll just be single forever

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4 months

spiraling all by yourself, beautiful?

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1 year

anthony bass

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1 year

white guys love going to town on a bag of chips and then saying “get these things away from me”

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maha

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1 month

i just burst into tears

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maha

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1 year

me watching game 7 hockey:

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maha

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10 months

remember when jason spezza bought 30 tickets for his friends & family to see his debut with his hometown team and mike babcock healthy scratched him?

Alex Riehl

@RiehlAlex99

10 months

@miketgould Unfortunately, I somehow trust Babcock more than Barstool.

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@mahaaaay

1 year

HER SISTER WAS A WITCH

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8 months

Chris Johnston

@reporterchris

8 months

The #leafs have placed John Klingberg on LTIR.

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6 months

me watching him make a 27 leg parlay

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9 months

hi sorry can’t hang out tonight i’m watching sports alone in the dark

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6 months

my little brother blocked me on twitter. he’s so real for this

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12 days

who said romance is dead

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maha

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4 months

“oh no yeah” and “oh yeah no” mean opposite things

Ellen is at the Grammar Table

@GrammarTable

4 months

Canadian friends, what is something you can tell us about Canadian English that people often don't know?

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8 months

i —

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2 years

millions of people are watching women’s hockey at 11pm on a wednesday night but yes “women’s sports are boring” eh

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1 year

asking men wearing yankees hats at the bar to name 5 players

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5 months

@ovolowry let him cook

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3 months

jets vs. avs

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maha

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5 years

what if you got a spotify wrapped but for twitter? you spent 720 hours talking shit about mike babcock you’ve curved 36 men in your direct messages you lost 483 followers for tweeting about politics 94 random men have called you a bitch

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5 months

men used to to go to war

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10 months

watching my family play monopoly after i was banned for flipping the board

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1 year

OH CAPTAIN. MY CAPTAIN

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6 months

hockey canada has paid $8.9 million for sexual abuse settlements to 21 complainants since 1989.

Mark Lazerus

@MarkLazerus

6 months

Gary Bettman says, "This is not typical of NHL players" or hockey in general. Says the game is "inclusive, welcoming and safe."

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4 years

if 2020 was a hockey team it would be the minnesota wild

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@mahaaaay

1 year

calling my lawyers to see if i can sue my dad for making me a leafs fan

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maha

@mahaaaay

3 years

cannot believe this didn’t work :(

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maha

@mahaaaay

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girl fuck u

Kavya Davuluri, MD, MBA

@Kavya_Davuluri

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My boyfriend’s job is in Oregon. I #Matched in South Carolina. So, he gave me this present. One side has a reason why he loves me (inside a plastic gumball) and the other has chocolate. Every day, before work, I read a note and savor a sweet and miss him a little less. #Residency

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@mahaaaay

4 years

this is so sweet & wholesome 🥰🥰

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your late 20’s are cool because your friends are getting married but they’re also getting divorced

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5 years

remember when jason spezza bought 30 tickets for his friends and family to see his debut with his hometown team and mike babcock healthy scratched him?

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@mahaaaay

4 years

raise your hand if you’ve been personally victimized by the toronto maple leafs

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maha

@mahaaaay

5 months

alcoholism 🌈

Tour Golf

@PGATUOR

5 months

The rain did not slow the fans down from drinking today. TPC Scottsdale announced that they sold 746,428 alcoholic beverages today 🤯

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maha

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9 months

get you a man that can do both

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5 months

@chan_bing very

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1 year

the toronto maple leafs experience

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7 months

watching the hughes brothers play hockey

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@mahaaaay

6 months

i hope both teams lose!!!

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1 year

packing a lunch for work tomorrow so i can spend $7 on a latte. follow me for more financial tips and tricks

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@mahaaaay

3 years

sharing a sexually explicit photo of someone without their consent is not a “character issue” it’s a crime.

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@mahaaaay

6 months

“wow your job is so cool” me, 99% of the time:

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@mahaaaay

2 years

“the most unlikeable player in the nhl”

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7 months

“hey mom tell us about twitter during ohtani watch”

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maha

@mahaaaay

5 years

the infamous pk subban/lindsey vonn interview: shoot your shot, kids!

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@mahaaaay

3 years

hockey is back and so is my inability to shut the fuck up about it

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maha

@mahaaaay

5 months

no rizz just fun facts like did you know curb your enthusiasm once helped prove the innocence of a man being falsely accused of murder? they happened to be filming at dodger stadium the night the murder occurred & their cameras caught the accused proving his alibi

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@mahaaaay

6 months

if you look like this dm me

NFL

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6 months

JASON KELCE THRIVING

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1 year

“leaf fans are acting like they won the stanley cup” and you’re acting like a little bitch go away

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@mahaaaay

1 year

me scrolling through bruins twitter

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3 years

the way leafs fans are treating mitch marner is exactly why not one wants to play in toronto

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maha

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7 months

okay this made me laugh out loud

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maha

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5 months

just ordered myself an entire pizza pie at 2:52am

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maha

@mahaaaay

1 year

this is exactly the type of shit i expect from a man that doesn’t eat pussy

B/R Open Ice

@BR_OpenIce

1 year

Jamie Benn was given a 5 minute major on this play

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@mahaaaay

6 months

i have the best friends in the world this is hilarious

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@mahaaaay

6 months

the sheer number of you that don’t understand that the blue text is me is insane

maha

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6 months

maybe i’ll just be single forever

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maha

@mahaaaay

8 months

you literally wrote redemption pieces about toews & kane after they covered up sexual abuse. maybe sit this one out.

Mark Lazerus

@MarkLazerus

8 months

The media illiteracy in this world is depressing and terrifying. People will believe literally anything they see online. This is how we got to where we are politically in this country.

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maha

@mahaaaay

4 years

why is sports apparel so expensive? $300 for an nhl jersey? connor mcdavid better have blessed it for that much money.

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3 years

mark scheifele

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4 years

i hate this rhetoric that claims that canadians should support canadian teams in the playoffs i will die before i root for the canucks

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5 years

nhl franchises as the office™ memes, a thread:

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5 years

the toronto maple leafs as brooklyn 99 memes, a thread:

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maha

@mahaaaay

4 years

just goes to show that hockey has never, ever been “for everyone.”

Eric Trump

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4 years

Thank you @NHL #Standing 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

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maha

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2 months

what the fuck is zyn just smoke a cigarette

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maha

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1 year

all of toronto @ john tavares

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maha

@mahaaaay

2 years

what is happening to nazem kadri is just a glimpse into the constant islamophobia muslims in north america deal with every single day.

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maha

@mahaaaay

2 months

i complained to my man who is not my man that his apartment is super dry and he bought a dehumidifier. i love men no thoughts just vibes

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maha

@mahaaaay

1 year

men will literally go on the pat mcafee show instead of go to therapy

Ari Meirov

@MySportsUpdate

1 year

Aaron Rodgers will join @PatMcAfeeShow tomorrow at 1 ET.

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maha

@mahaaaay

10 months

all of toronto @ john schneider right now

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maha

@mahaaaay

3 months

jesse, you cannot just go around calling people antisemites when they’re not being antisemitic.

Jesse Pollock

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This is just one example of the gross anti-Semitic shit I see from these cowardly anti-Semites on X. Apparently the Jets losing 6-3 means it’s okay to make jokes about Jews being wiped out in Israel? I’m a Jets fan but first and foremost a Jew. That will never change. What the

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remember when mike babcock healthy-scratched mike modano for the last game of the 2010/11 season (the final game of his career) which would have given him an even 1500 games played

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