Donovan Thiessen, CPA @theacountantcpa Twitter profile

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8 days

@yashar Throw in term limits for senate and Congress too

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@badlibtakes My wife was born in South Korea, immigrated here legally. Why do some people have to do it legally and others don't? Why is this hard to understand? We have laws for a reason.

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@AnnieForTruth If we wanted to be like England, we would not have a USA

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@hashjenni It’s a lifestyle. But there are also periods where you have slumps , unmotivated. But you go anyway and figure it out.

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@sutphinxx @JUSTcatmeme I came here to say that. As stressed out as I am, I would love to be in that frame of mind

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@LVMPD Thanks! Almost tripped on it yesterday and today almost hit it with my car

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@CherylAWilkers2 @GhostVapors @greg16676935420 @JoeBiden Also not writing his own tweets

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@GarbageHuman24 Bad take. We were just there last week and were shocked to see 6,7,8 year old kids/students riding their subways alone. We let our kids go out for the night in Kyoto. They had the best night of their lives. It did feel a lot safer there.

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@Pismo_B @CollinRugg My kids love to dig large holes at the beach. We are never far away but this story devastates me. Who thinks this could even be a risk??

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@floridanow1 @TheFigen_ The guys in disguise , he’s a pro

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@ryanc_horror @PhysicalMedia_ Barely. There is a cool scene near the end but it's short

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2 years

@honestsportz @elonmusk Should we also rename the country NorthWest Korea?

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3 months

@HeffnerCoach @townhallcom True, but we will also get exemptions back. The bigger item is small business owners will lose is the 20% qualified business income deduction. This will absolutely affect those under $400k. It was enacted with the tax cuts and jobs act.

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@bbotmn @CherylAWilkers2 @GhostVapors @greg16676935420 @JoeBiden This is like receiving a text from my wife but its really from my mom. Disingenuous and weird

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@KTNV Nobody will pay for that. They'd fly !

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@MailePRMedia @elonmusk Did you vote by mail prior to covid? Did you know anybody that did it that way?

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@StephieLynn204 @dancluchey @cmclymer He looked minimally alive. I wouldn’t let him go into a subway station alone. Or to the store alone. Definitely not let him drive a car. But POTUS is fine???

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@LeroysDreamGirl Business owners create jobs.

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@Old_SchoolEddie @MattWalshBlog My buddy was a good owner and had 2 of them. One day, after 10 years, he came home to find one killed the other one. Incredibly, he kept the survivor or whatever you call it. After that, I believe that all dogs and animals are unpredictable. Just like people.

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@BenDempsey18 @badlibtakes Wow, judge much?

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@townhallcom Small business owners will lose the 20% qualified business income deduction. How can this be ignored?

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@kdlmama @goddeketal You could easily see every Wal Mart (and any of the stores left open) were packed with sick and highly contagious people. Yet, I never saw a store close down because their staff were too ill / or dead, to keep it operational. Despite being heavily exposed to public.

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@konstructivizm I blame violent video games

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@RnRNationlive @RnRliveRadio Gimme 3 Steps

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@Steinernomics @GRomePow That’s not how accounting works. What is the other side of the entry? You credit loan receivable and debit what?

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@Bubblebathgirl @elonmusk Tune in and find out

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Donovan Thiessen, CPA

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2 months

@Michell33650674 Gay marriage was legalized years ago. As was interracial marriage (I'm not only a product of one, but I'm also in one.) We've elected a black man as president not once but twice. We have more freedom and opportunity today than ever. Unless you're an asian applying to ivy league

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@Gwyn_Goore313 @charleslinehan Would you hire an elderly doctor who makes tons of mistakes, because the person he’s training will eventually become your doctor?

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@gantboom1 @elonmusk A reasonable person might ask, if they banned it, shouldn't we consider it too? Same thing for the FDA. Why does the FDA allowed banned substances in our food but other countries bam them? It must be because the FDA cares more about us?

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@historyrock_ I only liked a few Nirvana tracks. But their arrival with Smells Like Teen Spirit was unforgettable. It changed everything.

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@JoshuaSethSchu1 @badlibtakes What do you know about harder? My wife arrived here with her family with $300 and couldn't speak the language.

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@DonnyTinyHandz Didn’t that also happen in 2016? I am not a Bernie supporter but it always seemed like he had the most enthusiastic supporters and large base.

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@BGN960 @RonFilipkowski Taking a page from Kim Jong Un playbook ?

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@SethAbramson You should become a competitor of his and don't make any of his mistakes. But, don't forget to get all the things he gets right.

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@bluemontauk @JoeyMannarinoUS Is part of the strategy to change your mailing address every 6 months? along with your hair color?

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@RichardTMurtagh @WallStreetSilv I agree, this really got going in 2008 with the bailouts and quantitative easing. I'm surprised inflation didn't kick in over a decade ago, but it did finally happen. Worst part is - there is no end in sight to the annual deficits.

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@historyrock_ Sgt Pepper, why is this a question.

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@reviewjournal $400 won’t work. Just fly round trip on SW

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@historyrock_ Dark Side of the Moon. By far

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@TheChauffeur3 @DarkMSolvent An innocent bystander died

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@TheDemocrats @JoeBiden Why doesn’t he do that now? Or in the last 4 years ?

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@bfreshwa @Hsolo275 This happened to us, but cops didn’t do anything

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@RobertKennedyJr The fact that your uncle and father were both assassinated, and the fact that they will not provide SS protection, makes you an incredible patriot.

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@mistressdivy Whining and excuses

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@MichaelCrush73 @greg16676935420 By definition, you stole the tools, so you did not pay for them. You have no expenditure / cost basis in the tools; no deduction. Fair market value is more related to the severity of charges you risk being brought upon you.

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@insanity_prev @yashar I knew that. I’m on vacation and just shot this off quick. We need term limits , I think it would solve many problems

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@BigDongDeSantis @SteveHofstetter Exactly. Same as , no firearms allowed inside. You have to respect companies terms of service. What’s the old saying “right to refuse service “ ?

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@WallStreetSilv Term limits might reverse this over time. Nobody wants to rock the boat and lose the next election. This is their careers. I wouldn’t want to lose my job either! It should be a temporary service to the country. Perhaps 10 year caps.

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@SAniam2023 @FredDiBiase247 They get soaked in stomach acid

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@Ramieeeeeee @GarbageHuman24 The Japanese culture was great. It wasn’t just about safety, they did everything with respect.

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@califlortex @stillgray Try and go at 4:30am. You won’t see that

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@BarbellFi Yeah it's awful. I pay $1,400 a month for my family of 4. We don't even call it health insurance. We call it bankruptcy insurance.

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@LasVegasLocally People don’t put their shopping carts away

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@BarbellFi @BlueCollarInvr If they’re conservative , then why would they put their money in a high risk, and clearly volatile asset?

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Donovan Thiessen, CPA

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2 years

@JeremyRyanSlate @WatcherGuru @jack Only people without jobs, and journalists, will take the time to dissect the release. The rest of us will read whatever they decide to pluck from the data.

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@historyrock_ This is an excellent question. I'd put Jagger last. Lennon for the win.

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@LasVegasLocally It’s been that hot before

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@PunkyCovfefe All income is taxable unless the IRS says it isn’t. Trusts hit the TOP tax bracket at only $13,000 in taxable income hahahaha

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@The_Acumen Absolutely yes. Trump won because people wanted a wrecking ball. There is no doubt the country is going in the wrong direction and has been for almost 25 years. The wrecking ball is coming back

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@CarlGND1 @MayoIsSpicyy How about taxing the 57% of Americans that pay zero income tax ?

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@SelfMadeMastery Absolutely not. How do the accountants and custodians keep track of it and how do you factor in unrealized losses if it swings the other way? Way to complicated and unnecessary

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Made a small mistake recently. A person that regularly frequents my business location popped in and asked if we can prepare his taxes. I asked why was he changing CPA’s? He said he didn’t know anyone at Jackson Hewitt but he knows me now. Instead of telling him my minimum fee, I

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@LasVegasLocally That means he was 16 when he did it ??

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@cybrtrkguy I wouldn’t buy a Tesla without installing a charger at home.

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@du_maurier76 @historyrock_ The question is not which had a bigger cultural impact. If that was the question, I’ll agree with your assessment. But the better album is Ride the Lightning.

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@nolive @martypartymusic But it did happen , most recently 15 years ago

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3 months

@TheDrugMoney Where is the revenue line and how does all of it compare to the prior 2-3 years?

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@RnRNationlive @RnRliveRadio U2

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Donovan Thiessen, CPA

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@routecal @AyoolaMatthee @Wild_XW We spanked our son only once and it was after a warning, and after the time out. It was the last time he yanked his sister to the ground by her ponytail. He only got to tome out stage after that. He’s doing good as a teen today.

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@SeanLulofs @DavidRLinn @lporiginalg My friend , introduced me to my wife, had two of them raised together since birth. 10 years old. One day, while I knew him, he comes home and one of the dogs killed the other one. That stuck with me.

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Donovan Thiessen, CPA

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@LVMPD @LVMPD_Traffic Driving here is crazy. People are staring at their phones. I see people blowing through lit up crosswalks in school zones.

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Donovan Thiessen, CPA

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1 year

@VitalVegas This sounds logical. No reason to waste anything, especially food and water.

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Donovan Thiessen, CPA

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4 months

@coldbrewkilla @AllyTaft That is how I decided to marry my wife. Just woke up and had a brand new thought. Also how I decided to have kids. Just woke up and knew.

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@historyrock_ I like Metallica a lot more than GNR, but only albums up to Black. The correct answer is Appetite.

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@IsaiBCortez The people that I know who got PPP loans, they used them to keep payroll going. It went to the employees. It doesn’t compare.

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@PennyProficient no income limitations for tax free growth retirement vehicle

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@chrismobuckeyes @TiffMoodNukes @CollinRugg I'm reading a book called The Power of Bad. It's addressing how our psyche is wired for anything bad. It's been enlightening. I need to cut the bad stuff out. I live in reality but it serves no purpose for me other than to make me sad, these stories particularly

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@KevinKileyCA Meanwhile they are taking a ton of water from Lake Mead, Nevada

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5 months

@goods_kevin @IainSForrest @NYPDTips @NYPDnews @SubwayCreatures @MTA @MTAArtsDesign @ABC7NY @CBSNewYork @NBCNYDigital It was his accompaniment track. Do you think an electric cello doubles as percussion? It’s just one instrument

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@TiffMoodNukes @CollinRugg I have to reconfigure my news feed so I don't see these things anymore. It's not good for us

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Donovan Thiessen, CPA

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@venom1s @stats_feed You realize that we’ve been running $500 billion to $1 trillion annual deficits for about 20 years in a row? Across left and right administrations.

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@LasVegasLocally I can run 10 miles in 103 degrees

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2 years

@yaseentjie @elonmusk @EndWokeness I’m pretty sure Elon waited in line and completed an application or two. Big difference.

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@EllenLogue @RichardTMurtagh @WallStreetSilv That is not how the economy works

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@StevenC00318496 @historyrock_ I disagree. Sgt Pepper sounds timeless. It sounds fresh even today.

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@JacobsVegasLife You refer to it as Las Vegas , not Vegas

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@oldgymbro @FreckledLiberty I have learned to pause and ask 1. Does she want my help / advice or 2. Does she want me to just listen? Sometimes I ask that specifically.

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@itsbluesbob Carlos Santana

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Donovan Thiessen, CPA

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1 year

@BeccaBoo907 @lavern_spicer @MikeASperrazza Unearned income can be a curse. I’ve seen it with gamblers and we’ve all read about it with lottery winners.

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@MikeColangelo I’ve met George Knapp and Robert Bigelow , but they were both in circumstances unrelated to UFOs. I wish I would have asked a question or two but it just seemed to be the wrong time and place. Very nice people.

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1 year

@Harry0sul @greg16676935420 @elonmusk Christopher Columbus couldn’t have imagined flying across the Atlantic Ocean.

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@9zycdv2yjq @yashar People have to make sure they’re right and others are wrong lol , yeah oh well

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1 month

@LasVegasLocally Hopefully he can be helped back into the mountains

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Donovan Thiessen, CPA

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2 months

@WallStreetApes I just visited Japan and Korea. What an eye opener. Korea is more like America, but Japan is form in its culture. The food was awesome. You could drop you food on the ground, even in a bathroom and pick it back up and eat it. It is pristine like a new car. But very old.

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Donovan Thiessen, CPA

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1 year

@KaBobs18 @simonateba You’re still saying one side is good and one side is bad. Not in the spirit of the original post. You’re not helping the message

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Donovan Thiessen, CPA

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2 years

@buttdartz @RpsAgainstTrump @elonmusk I don’t buy anything because of a political affiliation. If that was the case , I’d have to research the Twitter feed of the Samsung CEO for the TV I am about to buy? What about a new toaster, or home? Ridiculous. I buy based on value.

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@JoshuaSethSchu1 @badlibtakes I know, my grandma came here from Mexico

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@Trestresjolie @Pismo_B @CollinRugg Not kidding. I’m not an expert in beach holes collapsing

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@JohnChaddy @smalls2672 They also buy newspapers and media companies. Both right and left

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@ResisterSis20 So you're saying Roswell incident was a weather balloon

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