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Daily Stock Market Updates👇 | Scorpio ♏️ | Paralegal 🏛️ | Foodie | I am currently invested in $SCHD $JEPQ $XDTE $QDTE & $RDTE 📈 | my only X acct

Las Vegas, NV
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Read this and tell me I haven’t convinced you to start investing 📈 xoxo, @mistressdivy aka Alexis 💅🏻 In shadows deep, where dreams lie low, A soul once lost, with nowhere to go, Wanders the wasteland of broken dreams, Where hope is scarce, and silence screams. The nights are
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401ks are a waste of money? You be the judge 🤔
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What percentage of your pay do you allocate to your 401k?
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I just bought more $SCHD & $VOO today. I have over 37 shares of $SCHD and over 3 shares of $VOO now 🎉 I know it’s not a lot but I’m trying!! 💅🏻
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@mistressdivy
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Do you pay your credit card balance in full every month?
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I have $953.00 to invest. What would you do? I’m thinking splitting the money into $VOO & $SCHD Here are my current holdings as of today… lmk! 💅🏻
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Name a stock you don't mind holding for the next 5 years. Winner gets a prize in 2029.
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Is universal basic income a solution to poverty?
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$VOO $SCHG & $SCHD for me How about you?
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Do you believe that stock market investing should be taught in schools?
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Do you think people actually save money longterm by shopping at Costco? $COST
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This was my decision.. thanks for everyone’s advice. I really appreciate it.
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I have $953.00 to invest. What would you do? I’m thinking splitting the money into $VOO & $SCHD Here are my current holdings as of today… lmk! 💅🏻
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What’s your favorite dividend stock? 🧐
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@mistressdivy
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• Early morning workout ✅ • Coffee and DD wake up wraps ✅ • Morning board meeting ✅ • Meeting with clients ✅ • Consoling a divorce man in emotional pain ✅ • Helping an old lady out of the elevator ✅ #gettingstuffdone
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@mistressdivy
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What’s your job? I work for a divorce law firm specializing in defending men. I love it because I meet a lot of guys at their worst time in life and help build their self-confidence, while defending them from a legal system that isn’t necessarily on their side.
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In 4 words or less - what's the best investing advice?
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Message me if you are a Dad. I have a present for you ☺️
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What else can make someone lose fat other than hitting the gym?
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@mistressdivy
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Someone tell me how you can lose money investing in $JEPQ? It’s a win win in my eyes 👀
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Mission complete 🖤 ✅ I was promoted to Divisional Paralegal effective 7/15/24 ✅ I’m going back to school to get a LLB online while still working at the firm (men’s divorce proceedings) I’m looking forward to increasing my income so I can invest more frequently 💅🏻📈🪩💃
@mistressdivy
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So I’m actually in Miami to meet with a group of five higher ups (all men) tomorrow at 10am EST to: 1) discuss a promotion 2) ask for tuition reimbursement for law school Any advice for making this happen? DMs are open or comment 👇👇👇
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@mistressdivy
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I like my men the way I like my ROTH IRA chart 🥹
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In only TWO WORDS, what is your investment strategy?
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Long $VOO Long $SCHD who’s with me?
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Heading into work now to support men navigating divorce today. It's disheartening to witness the challenges they face within the legal system. Let's continue advocating for fairness and support for all those going through difficult times. Your resilience is inspiring. 🤝
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It’s not much but my $JEPQ monthly dividend is growing 💅🏻
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@mistressdivy
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I have $635.00 to invest. What would you do? I’m thinking splitting the money into $VOO & $SCHD or put it all into $O 🤷🏻‍♀️ Here are my current holdings as of today… lmk! 💅🏻
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@mistressdivy
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what massively improved your mental health??
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@mistressdivy
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So I’ve consolidated my Fidelity Roth IRA down to the following holdings. I find it easier to streamline & it takes less time to analyze my portfolio. Any hits or misses below? I want your input. I feel I’m on the right track 💅🏻 $VOO $SCHD $SCHG $COST $MA $V $FICO
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I love working out early in the morning when it’s quiet.. What’s your favorite type of workout? I’ve been enjoying the benefits of boxing lately. Increased strength and endurance. Also a big stress reliever 🥊
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I have $650.00 to invest. What would you do? I’m thinking splitting the money into $VOO & $SCHD Here are my current holdings as of today… lmk! 💅🏻
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@mistressdivy
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Happy Hump Day! Just a reminder that the markets close at 1:00 PM today. Enjoy the rest of your week! 💅🏻
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@mistressdivy
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Name a stock you don't mind holding for the next 15 years. Mine is $ET
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@mistressdivy
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I just bought more $SCHD in my #Fidelity Roth IRA 🥳🥳🥳🥳 This takes me to 40.181 shares to date! Why do you like or dislike $SCHD.. “tell me whyyy” 🎶🎵🥁🎹😆
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My Fidelity Roth IRA is starting to snowball. I plan on doing this for many decades to come 🤑
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I have $167.87 to invest. What would you do? I’m thinking splitting the money into $SCHD & $VOO Here are my current holdings as of today… lmk! 💅🏻
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Do you think the stock market is manipulated for the wealthy to become wealthier?
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How do you manage your 401(k) during a market downturn?
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Is it fair to tax the rich more heavily?
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If you see this notification.. I appreciate you 😘
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Do you believe that now is a good time to invest in the stock market?
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Just trying to make ends meet and save as much as I can for retirement. I’m 32 and have a long way to go.
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People who rarely get sick, what’s your secret?
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Are you okay with people not liking you?
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Locked in! I know it’s not much 💰but ya girl has to start somewhere 💕 $VIGI $IWM $SMH $XLE $XLK #ETFs #StocksToBuy
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I have $343.63 to invest. What would you do? I’m thinking splitting the money into $O & $VICI Here are my current holdings as of today… lmk! 💅🏻
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@mistressdivy
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#selfiefriday show yourself 📸 $JEPQ $SCHD & $VOO are my favorite ETFs currently.. how about you?
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I have $155.65 to invest. What would you do? I’m thinking splitting the money into new positions $MO or $MSFT to add some naughty stock & tech exposure Here are my current holdings as of today… lmk! 💅🏻
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@mistressdivy
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Hope your day is as bright and amazing as you are! Let's make it a wonderful day ☀️ I guess I’ll leave for work now..
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@mistressdivy
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Hey loves, guess what? My boss let me go home early today, and one of my coworkers even bought me roses to celebrate closing the deal this weekend in Nashville! 🌹✨ Heading home now to catch up on some much needed 😴
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@mistressdivy
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Grabbing more $VICI this week & I believe you should as well
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I left work an hour early to get a head start on the evening ✨ Heading out to meet with some clients for drinks at the East Side Lounge at Wynn. Later, we'll be indulging in some drinks & excitement at Treasures Gentleman's Club & Steakhouse 🥩 If you are in the area msg me,
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I have $146.43 to invest. What would you do? I’m thinking splitting the money into $SCHD & $VOO Here are my current holdings as of today… lmk! 💅🏻
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@mistressdivy
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Raise your hand if you love staying in
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70% profit margin!! I’m long $V
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Are you okay with people not liking you?
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I feel like the worst thing you can do for your mental health is to be emotionally invested into politics
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What are you liking less and less as you get older?
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📢 Hey everyone! 👋 If you're into stocks, life talks, or just want to connect, feel free to follow me on my socials. I'm always up for discussions about stocks, life, or anything else on your mind. Don't hesitate to reach out! Let's connect and share insights. 🚀📈 #Stocks
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To all the #onlyfans haters 💅🏻
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So I’m back in the green for most of my holdings and have $754.00 to invest next week. What would you do? I’m looking for income and growth. I’m thinking splitting the money into $VOO & $SCHD & $SCHG Here are my current holdings as of today… lmk! 💕
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I almost forgot to share this with you all! Yesterday, my parents surprised me with a care package AND roses, and it seriously lifted my spirits! It made me feel a little less alone out here 🥰 So grateful for the little things! 🌹
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Who is buying $TSLA tomorrow?
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Do you trust financial advisors, or do you prefer to manage your own investments?
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Are you comfortable with the idea of managing your own investments in retirement? I’d much rather do it myself then pay someone.
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Tell me about your investment strategy in 5 words or less👇
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If you had $10 billion what would you do?
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I just started positions in $CMG & $TXRH for the long term in my #Fidelity ROTH IRA 🌶️🥩 Any fans of these cash cows? 🐮
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Should you contribute to a 401(k) if your employer doesn't offer a match?
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$JEPQ snowball is beginning 🪄 #LetsGo
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Good morning! ☀️ More $JEPQ for me 💅🏻 I now have 22.13005 shares in my Roth IRA
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How would the U.S. government fund a universal basic income program without significantly increasing the national debt?
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I’ve been having a hard time getting motivated to go to the gym each morning. What gets you motivated?
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So I’m single by choice, but I have a few requirements if I were to get into a serious relationship.. Will dance with me in the kitchen, just because? Understand that “I’m fine” sometimes means I need a hug? Will kill the spider without a second thought? Can quote a line from
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You won $300 million, who are you calling first?
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Am I in your feed? If so, I hope you have a fun and successful trading day in the market! ☺️📈
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I have $363.50 to invest. What would you do? I’m thinking splitting the money into $VOO & $SCHD Here are my current holdings as of today… lmk! 💅🏻
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Why do the realest people have the fewest friends?
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I am far from rich. You just have to keep investing what you can afford and don’t stop. Even if it’s one dollar a day. I believe in you 💕
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Bought more $O today
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Do you think people actually save money longterm by shopping at Costco? $COST
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Good morning, say it back? 😁
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Any tips and tricks on paying down credit card debt? Asking for a friend.
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How many cups of coffee do you usually drink per day?
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Are $AAPL $GOOGL buys here?
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Is $4 million enough for your retirement? I feel like we’ll need more than that sadly.
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Can sexual chemistry exist without love?
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#HappyMothersDay to all the hard working Moms out there 💐 Off to Miami to prepare for a 9am Monday work conference for me! But first, a quick stop at $SBUX to fuel up for the journey ☕️ Have a wonderful day loves 💕
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Is it cheaper to rent or own or home? I currently rent and I like the portability.
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I have $350 to invest on Monday. What would you do? Invest it into my current positions or start a new position? $VOO $SCHD $FZROX $FDVV $COST
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Money doesn't buy happiness, but it buys freedom and options.
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I’ve got $665 to spend in my Roth. What would you do? Here are my current holdings:
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When I moved to Vegas in October 2019, I didn’t plan on staying long. But when the pandemic hit, I decided to stay and relied on my grandmother’s timeless advice: save your money and invest wisely. Almost five years later, I’m living on my own, got promoted at my job a few months
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Let’s get it! $SCHD bank 💰🤑
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Financial independence is the ultimate freedom.
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The real question is who has been running this country the past 3 years? 🧐
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Is investing in cryptocurrency the future or just a wild gamble?
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Thank you to all my incredible followers for joining me on this journey to financial freedom! Your support, encouragement, and shared insights mean the world to me. Together, we're empowering each other to reach our financial goals and create the lives we dream of. Let's continue
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Do you believe in timing the market or time in the market?
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More $JEPQ for me‼️ Up to 20 shares now 💅🏻 Can’t wait for that #dividend to hit 🔥 #reinvest #JEPQ #sofi
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