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Michael Crush

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@offbeatorbit All of a sudden, this isn't a choice between two boring old white guys. Youth vote will decide this.

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@greg16676935420 Let's say you steal tools to commit a robbery. Can you deduct the value of the tools as a work expense?

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@thatpetewoods The best judge of people are usually their children.

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@DreamLeaf5 The whole concept of Jesus was that he was a normal-looking person who walked among normal people. Before that, diety or prophets were considered larger-than-life entities.

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@iamyesyouareno Many such cases of slaves being raped by their owners.

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@GuntherEagleman What a weird comment. You like watching men pee?

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@LangmanVince The fact that you are preying on people not involved in politics is...weird.

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@vanillaopinions Lack of situational awareness is the one weakness a man can not have.

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@gaynick_ Now they are trying the "mean queen" angle that they pulled on Hilary. Problem is that they already talked about her laughing too much.

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@SaeedDiCaprio Because this is physically impossible for Elon.

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@acnewsitics Their Social Security is on the line. They better show up.

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@grandoldmemes Spending the time to make this meme is....weird.

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@PopulismUpdates 5 former slaves were alive to see the moon landing.

List of last survivors of American slavery - Wikipedia

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@TristanSnell The last thing Trump wants to do is spend 90 minutes under cross-examination from a former DA and attorney general.

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@dieworkwear Don't dress for the foot you have, dress for the foot you want.

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@Noahpinion I just hate that these posts are made by dudes who never even built a coffee table.

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@DrewSav At his age, it becomes harder to count.

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@FearedBuck My mom was a nurse and told me that in the ER, sport bike riders were known as "organ donors."

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@Esqueer_ End Wokeness just learned what a coalition is.

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@stargirlura Maybe it's an Elon burner account.

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@AaaaaaaHart @jdabre11 In movies, the good character moves from left to right. Subconsciously, when the audience moves its eye from left to right, they see good. I know this sounds weird. However, years or decades of watching movies can have a subconscious effect on the audience.

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@acnewsitics The Harris should make ads in each state. The headline or voiceover, "Trump stiffed you in the last election. This election, return the favor."

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@Esqueer_ 33 days into the Vance weirdo tour and supporters are holding jizz cups. What will they be doing by day 66?!

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@LakePoliticsYT Only weak men fear women.

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@DrewPavlou What is the GOP's weird obsession with semen?

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@DanDeBrak Europe had the balls to stand up to fascists. Can we do the same?

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@ghostdog3333 @elonmusk All the people hating on her are secret chasers.

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@torriangray He still counts Vermont which makes this a communist flag.

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@SpaghettiKozak I am 100% for adapting Switzerland's gun laws in the United States.

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@acnewsitics If a MAGA person was cut off in traffic by someone that looked like Kamala Harris, they ain't using an Indian slur.

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@DreamLeaf5 My Optimus girlfriend is glitching again.

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@Gritty20202 Oh, dear Lord. Don't give me a new hobby.

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@esjesjesj 8,000 people died that day. It was worse than 9/11.

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@esjesjesj Elon Musk was disowned by one of his own children. The very definition of a child abuser.

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@ALT_uscis @JoeBiden He should add six justices to the court to prevent Supreme Court shenanigans after the election.

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@acnewsitics @RyanAFournier McDonald's storing everyone's timesheets for the past 7 days.

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@ndrew_lawrence Biden can issue an executive order adding 8,000 days to the month of August.

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@Ihartitz Did we send the fake team that played against IMG Academy?

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@JacquesPierreJP He's going to be wearing that damn thing through election day.

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@Leahgreenb Imagine a passenger complaining about an employee wearing a Star of David pin.

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@BittrScrptReadr Movie execs are usually people who couldn't make it on the creative side and now want to make the creative decisions.

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@BalloonFlavour "Don, Anna, Jimmy, Juan, Lee, Mary, Scott, Heldago, Wilson, Barry, Vanessa and Roy are working on your felony counts."

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@awwhalenawl The best advice I can give to a working teen is to save up for a car. Your independence goes up immensely. Also, you can get a second gig doing deliveries if you're not getting enough hours.

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@Richard_Harambe You are literally voting for a guy who craps into a golden toilet.

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@CantEverDie They're mad because they have the old candidate now.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Conservatives in the comments are saying that every guydoes this in college. In my four years in college, I never saw one guy do this. Where are these conservatives going to school?!

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@RyanRozbiani Boycotts work. That's why they are trying to outlaw them. It's a peaceful and effective way for the general population to make their voices heard.

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@MKUltraMoney Welcome to Elon Musk's Twitter.

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@MedGold_ These incel posts are wild.

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@AnnieForTruth Also, Elon's companies receive billions in incentives and outright welfare from the US government which help boost his company's stock price and his personal networth.

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@stanzipotenza All transphobes are secret chasers. Much like homophobes who end up getting caught on Grindr.

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@Variety Great move your aerospace company to a state that doesn't have a reliable power grid.

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@MattBinder Anthony Cumia was once arrest for domestic violence.

Anthony Cumia of ‘Opie and Anthony’ arrested | CNN

Anthony Cumia, once half of the shock-jock radio team known as “Opie and Anthony,” was arrested Saturday on charges of abuse after allegedly attacking his girlfriend in his New York-area home.

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@JoshuaPHilll Would love to see Elon spend a day trying to work the assembly line at Tesla.

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@RonFilipkowski Trump is a boomer and the Kennedy name is so powerful in his mind. However, this will only alienate some of his MAGA followers.

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@DreamLeaf5 Someone needs to take away his AI account.

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@ashtonpittman Taylor is a busy girl. She doesn't have 37 seconds to waste.

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@CramerTracker That one gram is the soul leaving the iPhone's body.

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@Addison_McD @realDonaldTrump The whole point of crypto or $BTC is that it is resilient no matter what. If crypto has to rely on the right politician to be in power, then it is not worth owning.

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@RpsAgainstTrump I. AM. NOT. WEIRD.

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@Matt_heyqq @elonmusk Elon has sold his soul for power. It's amazing when you look at the history of very wealthy and powerful people they ultimately end up isolated and miserable.

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@RpsAgainstTrump Solid man who got so much done with just a one-seat majority. Also, a vet who doesn't wear eyeliner and F couches.

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@RufusTSuperfly If this is for a salaried position, run. Some companies love to waste time and abuse salaried workers. That $100K job only pays $25 an hour if they are working you 80 hours a week.

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@AreMond2 If he got convicted on that and gets elected then we don't deserve to be a country.

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@CheryleRPh2 Terminated immediately can have more than one meaning with these people.

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@vanillaopinions I am wondering what MAGA's strategy is here. Do they think that saying Kamala Harris is not black is going to cause millions of black people to vote for Trump?

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@TeaPainUSA Also, it was known as the "July Plot." The assassination attempt was on July 20, 1944.

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@WBTV_News Now they have to walk to the shady part of town to get their car out of the lot dressed like a ballpark clown.

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@DahliaKurtz @kfc Looks like someone needs a visit to the Museum of Tolerance.

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@reaghhan What a legacy.

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@zachcancila And Steven A Smith would still not have any knowledge about the subject.

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@juliettekayyem @uhaul @uhaul only wants that KKKash.

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@Pismo_B The one without the dead worm in his brain.

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@Resist_05 10 years from now, 90% of the congressional members in attendance will deny they were ever there.

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@WillManidis The Earth is spinning at 1,000 miles an hour while traveling through space at 67,000 miles miles an hour and I never miss the toilet. Skills.

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@vodkasnowflake The look of every IT guy who gets that call over the weekend. "Yeah, something happened. We need you to come in ASAP."

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@thechosenberg Current age of former presidents: Barack Obama 63 George W Bush 78 Bill Clinton 78 Donald Trump 78 Jimmy Carter 99

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@prepchad @BecketAdams Was this written 2,200 years ago or last week?

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@cooltechtipz Know the signs.

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@RonFilipkowski "The case is hereby dismissed on the grounds that the plaintiff is a little weirdo."

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@ask_aubry Her gaining 25 pounds for that movie was talked about more than when DeNiro gained 80 pounds to do Raging Bull.

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@PopulismUpdates Is this when he won the hot dog eating contest?

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@RonFilipkowski Yale man asks about swiss cheese on his Philly cheesesteak. 19 electorial votes gone.

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@TeaPainUSA 90% off Let's Go Brandon flags.

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@SparrowAdorer I think the voter's eyes sight are getting worse.

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@EmmaTolkin He's good at this.

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@RepSaraJacobs I admire the Jewish people who are taking a principled stand against the Netanyahu regime. I know it is tough. But these voices of dissent really cut through Bibi's horrible leadership.

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@NJBeisner If Trump wins, then start sending out applications for that third job.

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@USA_Polling No wonder Vivek wanted to raise the voting age to 25. They can't win fairly.

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@s30k__ Ironically, this is what MAGA wants for America.

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@RonFilipkowski If you don't write in Ron Paul in November, then you are not a real gun owner.

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@redsteeze Dude treated politics like a punchline and was surprised that politics became a punchline.

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@USA_Polling The Joker lost his Batman.

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@PopulismUpdates @Nihonpolitics In the next Batman movie, the Joker should have a translator follow him around.

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@megynkelly You call yourself a journalist and don't know how debriefs work?

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@Variety The worst punishment is for a billionaire to lose their Monaco privileges.

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@krassenstein This is why Trump panders to these people. They are so stupid, they will believe anything. That's why Trump is selling them $499 gold-painted sneakers.

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@RonFilipkowski Considering how cheap Trump is, he probably skimps on maintenance costs on his plane.

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@MAstronomers And none of these places have affordable housing.

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@MattWallace888 @davincentjames So strange that this "agent" is crouching down before the shooting. Agents are always standing straight up to look for potential threats.

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