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Negative. I am a meat popsicle. Neurodivergent and have bipolar disorder. Avid amateur photographer. Disney Parks and Star Wars nerd. 🇺🇦 🌈💙 Vote blue!

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In New York City, they are spreading candy-coated birth control pills for rats in sewers and tunnels in an effort to curb the city’s huge rat population. So, in other words, rats in New York City have better access to birth control than many women in this country.
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@Ronxyz00 Whenever he says “a lot of people say that” or “people are saying” or “people are telling me,” he means the many people in his head.
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How many Lowes could Rob Lowe rob if Rob Lowe could rob Lowes?
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@ask_aubry Who the fuck eats somebody’s post surgery food? And then fucking blames it on their son? What an asshole.
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@peachofababy They could put any female name on this billboard. Still doesn’t mean one person’s regret should dictate to all women.
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@BarbaraHershey8 Wow. How embarrassing for Baier. Dumbass. Once again, Pete totally schools the uninformed, and does it with dignity, class, and calm.
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@RonFilipkowski Yeah, good luck with that, Tom Shirt Not Fitton.
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@Acyn For someone running for president of the USA, he often claims he doesn’t know something about something going on in the country and is ALL OVER THE NEWS AND SOCIAL MEDIA. He’s just trying to dodge everything. Like he did the draft.
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@RpsAgainstTrump What a fucking wimp. How can we have a president like him who has such a thin skin?
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@KamalaHQ For someone running for president of the USA, he often claims he doesn’t know something about something going on in the country and is ALL OVER THE NEWS AND SOCIAL MEDIA. He’s just trying to dodge everything. Like he did the draft.
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@CalltoActivism She is in dire need of a vocal coach. That was truly execrable. No range, flat tones. I didn’t pay attention to the lyrics but I’m sure they were also bad.
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@ask_aubry I’m not gay, but if I was, I wouldn’t touch him with a stolen dick.
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@joncoopertweets Disney keeps extremely good care of their rides. State inspectors would be out of their depths. It isn’t a country carnival.
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@ask_aubry You’re in the wrong neighborhood, white boy, and your ridiculous sandals make you look like a complete pussy.
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@joncoopertweets Whatever it was, it was not a major injury. I just feel bad for the poor guy in the audience who was killed.
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@P_Kallioniemi Musk has no idea what communism actually is. Nor do these MAGA idiots who call anyone they disagree with “commies.”
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@thejackhopkins It’s like all the “photo ops” where he waves to people who aren’t there.
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@Ronxyz00 You moron, it’s exactly the opposite. Go ask some farmers about drought.
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@ask_aubry Deadpool movies are awesome.
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@CalltoActivism Stay away from my balls, you sick fuck.
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@atrupar You’ll actually have less seafront property you FUCKING MORON.
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@MarkoSilberhand Poor kid never had a chance being raised in that family. Granted, like many people who break the cycle and transcend their horrible upbringings, he could do that, but he won’t.
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@Acyn Did she say “authoritated?”
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@NEON_187_JJ @Lilith_Atheist You cannot be serious, but sadly, I think you are.
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@GeorgeTakei There is no way he wrote that himself. Have you seen the way he speaks lately? A completely incoherent diarrhea word salad. And nobody can convince me that he knows the word skullduggery.
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Schrödinger’s “Cats” is both on Broadway and off Broadway at the same time.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Famous for being a shit bag. Remember you taking out a newspaper ad to condemn young men who didn’t commit the Central Park jogger rape? Or how you fucked over so many of your laborers on your buildings? Or how you and your dad were busted for being racist in your housing?
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@ClaudetteGGibs1 Easiest to acquire??? Nurses work tirelessly for their patients for inadequate pay and usually know more about their patients than the doctors do, similar to how paralegals usually know more about cases than the lawyers do.
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@DarkMSolvent It’s because it’s fake.
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@ConservBlue2020 As soon as I saw “Tennessee pastor,” sadly I instantly knew the headline would be about child molestation or assault.
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@stillgray Tell us you’ve never gotten any pussy without telling us you’ve never gotten any pussy. And “access to…women?” Women aren’t commodities.
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@BMeiselas I was today years old when I found out there is dolphin porn.
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@GLFOP You should be absolutely ashamed of yourselves.
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@joncoopertweets So much. Weird clothes, a purse, possibly two cigarettes at once, and…plastic covers on the couch. 🤔
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@ask_aubry Incels gotta be incelling. And minimum age of 16???
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@RedTRaccoon Trump doesn’t give a shit about anything but himself. Please keep speaking out.
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@ask_aubry I don’t get what this picture is supposed to represent. Is he psychically projecting a fetus into her womb?
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@ask_aubry Russian microchip.
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@OlgaNYC1211 Shameless grifters, all of them.
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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar Word salad. And I honestly don’t know how somebody could be all five at the same time.
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@ChrissieSeeB @coldwellbanker Aside from being a horrible message, it also seems unprovoked. Clearly he has issues.
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@lisa_liberal Yeah, another “truckers boycott.” As I understand it, truckers are good hardworking people who just want to get their haul from point A to point B and go home. Besides - having lived in NYC on 9/11 and lost friends and having seen friends lose friends and family? NYC survived
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@amp8787 @Esqueer_ Go back to your fantasy sports. Maybe they’ll take you seriously.
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@therecount I see idiots in other tweet comments saying that it is “common knowledge” that Dem candidates get the questions in advance and have for years. Yet, when I ask for proof, they are silent, other than just saying that they think it’s true. That isn’t proof.
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@MuellerSheWrote He doesn’t strike me as a terribly self-aware dude.
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@RpsAgainstTrump 1. She’s not a “journalist.” 2. She’s disgusting. 3. She’s an attention whore who knows no limits.
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@LionSlappy @Road_trippn “Commie?” Please give us an informed explanation of what communism is and how it works for you to call someone a “commie” based on this tweet.
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@Acyn Bullshit, Couchbilly Elegy. It was a total photo op.
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@ask_aubry What a fucking douchebag. There is nothing shameful about being pregnant. She should be celebrated, not shamed.
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@Lilith_Atheist *waits for credible evidence* *dies of old age waiting*
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@highbrow_nobrow @atrupar And he says this bullshit with a straight face. That guy is such a fucking little weasel.
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@DefiyantlyFree Hilary Clinton is not running for president. Irrelevant point. However, Trump and Vance are, and they are knowingly spreading hateful, racist, and dangerous lies. Do try to keep up, Barbie.
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@ask_aubry Ok, AJAC. Why don’t we think about the service flight attendants have to endure to provide in the face of demanding, sexist, privileged, and entitled douchebags like you in order to do their jobs. You wouldn’t last a minute in their shoes.
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@StrictlyChristo They have absolutely no idea what it would be like to live under a dictatorship.
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@patriottakes That’s slander.
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@MikeSington Kids like him are not born this way, they are taught.
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@theliamnissan HIPAA *cough cough* HIPAA
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@CalltoActivism MTG is as dumb as a box of wet hair and has no character whatsoever.
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@NashIsHere4It Whenever he says “people are saying” or “a lot of people are saying,” he’s making it up.
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@JoJoFromJerz This is beyond vile. Carter has more character and integrity in his pinky thumbnail than Trump ever will.
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@ask_aubry You shit your pants? *You* clean them.
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@davegreenidge57 He has canceled events due to *rain* so his hair wouldn’t get messed up, and this is how he reacts to getting *shot at*?!? Staged.
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@highbrow_nobrow Not necessarily. What if the potential mother jerks off the potential father instead of him watching porn in a little room?
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@atrupar Makes me recall when Orangebob Poopypants told a reporter that his question was terrible, horrible, very bad, or the like.
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@ask_aubry Wow. It’s just a haircut. It can grow back (although I’m sure it looked great, and it’s your hair to do with what you please). What a baby.
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@JamesTate121 God she’s hideous, both inside and out.
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@KamalaHQ Keep talking, couch boy, until you alienate a majority of women in this country so they’ll not vote for you.
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@highbrow_nobrow 10 years old is a child, not a woman. Good lord these people.
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@guelphgirlchris I think, based on his beliefs, thoughts, and feelings, he has always been rotting from the inside. It will catch up to him eventually.
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@RpsAgainstTrump Not one word of what he said is true. Color me surprised.
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@ask_aubry And anyone who refers to women as “females” is a pathetic little incel.
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@realTuckFrumper You afraid Gorsuch? You and your ilk are why we need term limits in the SCOTUS.
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@highbrow_nobrow If he gets triggered by somebody calling him weird, which of course he is, he needs a much thicker skin to be president.
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@Canaansdad1987 Love that guy. He needs to moderate a presidential debate!
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@joncoopertweets He needed to change his adult diaper.
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@KarlyShorter Bad plastic surgery. Maybe he did it himself?
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@SethAbramson What a cheap bastard.
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@DarkMSolvent JD Vance as his rapper alter ego, Sir Couch-A-Lot: I like big couches and I cannot lie. You other brothers can’t deny. When the truck rolls in from Raymour and Flanigan, leather sofa in your face you get sprung. My anaconda don’t want none unless you got cushions, hun.
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@marlene4719 I hope the employers of every one of those half-men (assuming they are employed) sees this video. And their families. And their neighbors.
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@ajdewerd @oldenoughtosay As a testicular cancer survivor myself, this is… …fucking genius.
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@MikeSington @ThirdTimeIsACh2 So a great political thinker. Got it.
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@ask_aubry Word salad. What the hell does he even mean?
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@JoJoFromJerz Nobody comes out of the womb racist and full of hate. This poor young man was taught this by his family.
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@ask_aubry Small penis?
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Why would I get an air fryer? I like my air raw.
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@RpsAgainstTrump My lord, Loomer is such a horrible, terrible person. Why does she talk about people like that - people she likely knows little to nothing about.
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@RightWingCope I’ve seen a lot of bonkers conspiracy theories on Twitter, but wow. This one takes the cake.
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@CalltoActivism He has quite the One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest haircut.
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@TheRichFromCali The first one for sure. The second one, who knows? But I’d lean towards yes.
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