I know a few in Centurion and they always wanna explain why they're uber drivers and it's just temporary. Just take me to the mall Jonathan I don't care that your wife left you!
This new HIV doesn’t hit. Phamokate and isandulela ngculazi would relax your hair fam. You’d be ashy and glistening at the same time. That’s when the eye test still held firm.
Oscar Mbo is the first person who I've seen build so much off of his podcast. He stayed number 1 deep house podcast for years what you're seeing from him today has been years in the making. Lest we forget the formidable DJ Luuh and Ezrah Mlotshwa.👊🏽
@_KingShadi
The one's I have encountered almost always wanna make it known that they think less of what they're doing and believe it should be done by others who are poor just not them, I just laugh at the irony.
@Guruu_Nutrific
There's another song he did with the lead singer ye Soul Brothers ubaba uDavid Masondo. That nigga was out of this world when he was high😭😭😭
Someone here on Twitter said private schools and private health are scams because you're paying for something that the government should be adequately providing
I honestly don't know of any of God's miracles besides waking up. Ngyavuka ngiphante ngihlanganise okuhlanganayo. I keep my head down and work kwaphela. I also wanna be those lucky ones that have things fall into place easily.
I once tried to break up with a Zulu lady wavele wathi
"Ulambile, ngyakubona ulambile"
Wangidonsa ngesandla wathenga amabhega eMcdonald's we went on to date for a year 😭
Zulu Girl: Mina nje Futhi, Asihlukane Bhuti wabantu.
Zulu Gents: Usuyagula futhi wena Sisi, akekho ohlukana no munye la. Yeka ukuphapha.
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Other Tribes: If that’s what you want it’s fine.
AmaZulu awajole wodwa nenkani yawo bandla.
My mother once bought me a three piece from sales house for my birthday and my dad and his drunk friends started calling me uPrincipal. My beefs with that woman are many
NEWS: The family of Prince Mangosuthu
#Buthelezi
has revealed how his health took a worse turn after the incident where King Misuzulu allegedly banged tables. This was while he was addressing him during a closed-door meeting and repeatedly said “Bloody shit, bloody shit.” .
@IOL
As a broer you’re expected to be a masculine leader, provider and protector because it’s in your nature. Your partner has nothing to do with cultivating those qualities.
Now Twitter folks are saying that a woman can only be soft and feminine when they’re treated right. Why
Interesting conversation with a Uber driver, a white guy set up a car spares shop & after opening another white guy came & told him he must close down willingly or theyll make sure hes out of business within a month.
Indeed he was after 3 weeks, suppliers had raised prices 500%
I was telling my friends, Yoco dude is one of the few black businessman worth noting. He solved a problem and pretty soon they're gonna touch a billion in transaction fees. No tender shit just innovation and capital being used accordingly.
There is nothing I hate more than medical aid co payments, it makes me feel like I'm paying to think I have medical aid rather than paying for medical aid that works for you when you need it to
The biggest lesson for me when I started working was the fact that my relationship with my finances will always be guided by my parents relationship with finances until I learn and develop new habits myself.
My request to parents is to help develop a positive relationship between their children and the finance sector.We don’t want adults who grow up being afraid of banks that they end up being exploited because the only tome they deal to the bank is when they are distressed/desperate
Haba qala ka "but it makes me feel"
Everything else doesn't matter shem
Their feelings will supercede all sense, all logic, all reasoning, all known knowledge on the matter
paramount will be her feelings in that moment
And if u know what good for u
U will aquiensce to em 😂
When you look at South Africa's infrastructure you realise that Afrikaners really had a plan for South Africa. We had Formula 1 circuits in the 1930's. It's just us they didn't wanna include.
I wish this woman (Glynnis Breytenbach) could prosecute this case. She’s my fighter. Yesterday and today she’s asking all the necessary questions. You can tell she’s a seasoned prosecutor. Love her work uGirlo
#ThaboBester
#DrNandipha
#NandiphaMagudumana
after a couple of years of working in hospitality you start to develop an almost supernatural sixth sense for if a customer is going to be rude or difficult, going off very slight, almost imperceptible cues, like a south african accent
Working class doesn't mind being served by an illegal Zimbabweans. But will complain about digital nomads because they directly affect their own quality of life.
The middle class is so funny man, this digital nomad issue has had them using all the same lines as the working class people they called xenophobic for all these years because immigration is now directly affecting them😭😂
LOL you’d be surprised how many employees steal from their corporate employers and it doesn’t make the news 😂 you’ll only know if you work for the company…I’ve worked for 3 different corporates and niggas stole from all 3 😂😂😂
Nah once you behave like an adult be self sufficient, taking a misbehaving child out of medical aid is warranted akere you are failing to be a child, be an adult ke and adults pay for their own
“Oh so you stay out till late while I’m worried about your safety? Let me remove you off the medical aid since you so grown”
LMFAOOOOO what Fear Factor parenting style is this?? 😭⚰️
That's because majority of black people have not established a way of life that isn't centered around labour and death. Those are the two absolutes. Everything else, investment, education is all a luxury.
I fell into the idea of myself instead of chasing who I wanna be. I started enjoying slow days on the couch, cooking shows and that I am capable of giving and receiving a lot of love.
Y’all can whine about Black Americans centering themselves in this “colored vs Black” discourse re: Tyla which is HILARIOUS because here? It’s just all semantics. But at the end of the day, she’s trying to cross over into AMERICAN territory. She has to pick her battles.
If you’re not anti immigration yet and need some motivation, go to JHB CBD and drive through Mayfair, if what you witness there does not make you want mass deportation as a South African then I want you deported too.
Man I fought last year I fought for all the things I wanted I fought for my dreams and I am so proud that I had the balls to stand up after being kicked in the teeth so many times.
That's one group of people who've had to endure the most tribalism in South Africa. Those memes are small waters still offensive though, I would presume.
This was eloquently laid out by Njabulo Ndebele in his collection of essays "Rediscovery Of The Ordinary" it delved into the systematic subversion of one's vlutite for the other and the implications, ie, living the English way by virtue of Language.
Ngugi observes that “language is a carrier of a people’s values and culture.” Mastery of a language, then, entails mastery of the way in which the speakers of that language view the world, their place in it, the place of the next person and what it means to be human
Write down. I want to live in this apartment and drive this car. Look at what you can do to get there. Whether it's get more skills, change provinces. Once you made a list of things you can do. Make a timeline. I did this when I was 19 got all those things by 22. Put in the work.
I follow quite a number of corporate girlies who are living so soft in their early twenties 😭😭
All I want to know is what do they do or what did they study but they mize when ask😭😭😭
Im literally willing to go to school 😭😭
People come here on twitter and become either what is feared, celebrated or respected. Never themselves unfortunately. It is rare that people are here what they are offline.
You wash your own sneakers?
I rate 3 Bangladesh's under 11 on a dollar a day can spring clean your house every week.
Also feed them cocaine to work faster
At some point Cash Flow Ngcobo had some cast members of Generations to sanitize his image after fraud allegations surfaced. South African celebrities are either too poor or complicit in using their image to give credibility to criminals.
Nkare batho in the entertainment industry are used to dodgy dealings. Because she is explaining all of this nkare it was just normal to do business le someone in jail
Makes me wonder what else she has done or gotten herself into for money 🤔
Middle class wants to pay Zimbabwean helpers R200 a day for spring cleaning their 3 bedroom houses. It works out cheaper to exploit than to gain fully employ.
The South African middle-class seem to be the biggest advocates for open borders while a large influx of immigrants affects them the least.
Your jobs and communities are the least affected by mass immigration. You work in an office and live in a gated community so it rarely
When I use to sell long term financial products some clients would not know what you're talking about, it becomes your duty to educate them before you take the money from them to replace it with peace of mind. I've did it and slept peacefully
This brother is out here saying people that listen to amapiano are not mature. I hate people who judge others, lapho yena the music he says is Deep House isn’t deep.