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Willing to love until I become nothing.

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@mo_disa
Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
Check DMs, I’d like us to discuss the 4th generation.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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My niece’s face when she found out that she had more homework 🀣🀣🀣🀣
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@mo_disa
Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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They prefer phishing.
@Mussprince_seal
π˜”π˜Άπ˜Ίπ˜ͺ𝘸𝘒
6 months
Why is surfing not popular in Lagos? πŸ₯ΊπŸ„‍♀️
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
One day you are proposing at KFC and the next day Black Coffee, Austin Malema, 5 star hotels and all of SA tells you they'll cover everything else. I'm hacked. 😭😭😭😭😭
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
R Kelly once said "when you say teenager, how old are we talking?". Banna😩😩😩
@MsLeloB
Miss LeloB
3 years
"define violence"
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
8 months
😭😭😭 The scientist in me is howling because He is helium and it cannot bond with anything.
@KeKatli
Dese McGee
8 months
Crying over not having a man? Talk about go lla He He.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
6 years
β€œHee mane, tsenya monate” 🀣🀣🀣 @CassperNyovest πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸ™ŒπŸΎ
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
7 years
S/O to @bonang_m for this quote πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. It was our Mood All weekend #GoMonate
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
The skrrs on the 1st of September when the 35-50 people are still trying to vaccinate:
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@mo_disa
Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
Ding dind ding oh what was that oh yeah the elevator cause your not on my level 😭😭😭😭😭
@curledbitch
lucy,,
5 years
nobody: 11 yr old relationships:
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
I wanted to ask for your numbers but I know you'll dissapoint me Mabena.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
7 years
@CassperNyovest is next level, imagine MC Hammer promoting your album like we the fans do. He is tweeting like a genuine fan. Sheesh πŸŒ‹πŸŒ‹πŸŒ‹
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
2 years
@ChuksNoson @ESPNUK He doesn't need to touch it, there is something called interfering with play.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
A thread.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
@Balelekeng My fighter
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
10 months
So people search for Lani and don't find him so they report him to the HPCSA and the HPCSA knows exactly who to call even though he wasn't found in the system?? Maybe Ke slow.
@odirileram
odirile
10 months
β€œThe HPCSA asked me to make this video”
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
Tswana and Pedi women deserve everything tbh
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
North West is called β€œThe platinum province” for a reason, dichipi tsa teng don’t rust just like the precious metal.
@Joseftheguy
Bahdman Joe πŸ‡―πŸ‡²
3 years
chipi ra e rotela ya rusa πŸ‘πŸΎ
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
Told my barber I had an interview and he snapped. He also hasn’t seen me since lockdown 😭😭😭
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
1 year
Are you a geologist? Because I wouldn't mind all your faults.
@tashyxbee
SDUMANE
1 year
Proof of life πŸ‘·πŸ½β€β™€οΈ
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
6 years
Now you are at work and your fridge is blowing up your phone when they could’ve just made a fridge that closes automatically.
@verge
The Verge
6 years
Samsung’s new fridge will ping your phone if you leave the door open
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
"You can't pay with a Virgil ekseni, I want coins and shit."
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
1 year
She can sing too. 11/10
@frwontou
frwontou
1 year
oratile gaobodiwe
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
@PhathuMakwarela This is gonna be me when it finally airs.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
This isn’t a penalty?? The player behind De Ligt is an opponent. VAR saw nothing wrong too
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
My fave Doc #Tshwanefontein
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
2 years
Peter Shalulile who is not a South African has scored more league goals in one season than you have since 2016. Sit this one out because even the talent that's there in the league isn't from here.
@Erasmus_95
Kermit Romeo Erasmus
2 years
Why do we have a coach that doesn’t believe in our talent and League. Sorry for thinking out loud!
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
@MaermanK @sindivanzyl I will do a proper take once my colleagues learn to behave.
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@mo_disa
Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
7 years
My ex dedicated lost ones to me when she was pregnant and it turned out the baby wasn’t even mine.
@new_branches
New Branches
7 years
6 years ago today, J. Cole released his debut album 'Cole World: The Sideline Story.'
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
7 years
I was only doing my #CountryDuty , thank @tumisole for RTing you because you never would've landed on my TL if it wasn't for him. Merry christmas.
@Nakedi_Ruth
Naked Truth✨
7 years
Nov strike day.I had n interview in jhb.had enough money 4 taxi,kanti taxi guy i dnt knw,he doesnt knw me,came thru 4me,gave me money to catch a train nd i will 4rever b grateful to @mo_disa coz i got the job on dat day. Thank UπŸ™
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
Mokhaba ruined my pics.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
This song hit different after his passing 😫😫😫
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
10 years
When @CassperNyovest proved @KhuliChana 's gravitational law of "Monna gawe wa sekama" http://t.co/wK89PWNhUS
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@mo_disa
Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
@TheBoyTapes Someone can be coerced into signing this too.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
8 months
O batla go mo manipulata???
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Africanbank
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
1st date questions, are any of your siblings like this?
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
8 months
Lesotho you've been beautiful 😘😘
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
Time to turn state witness.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
One thing I have made peace with is the fact that CBD Twitter is the actual reflection of SA. I expect nothing less.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
I've been laughing for 5 minutes 😭😭😭. Funniest shit I've seen in a while 😭😭😭
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@zachheltzel
Zach Heltzel 🟣
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
@Balelekeng O roka jockey bafanas
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
I will never laugh at kids being beaten for doing what kids do. This is so upsetting.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
Guess what I said in the 2nd picture 🀣🀣🀣 @sindivanzyl
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
Me, a minute into my 1st sexual encounter after quarantine:
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
I hate that you are not lying and we just never run into this Joburg.
@UlrichJvV
Ulrich Janse van Vuuren
3 years
I'm literally in the clouds on top of Johannesburg! Such a special and mystical experience 🀩🌬️🌨️
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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Tuks Senganga.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
Tswana Sauce.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
Can we agree that we are taking @MaermanK to the beach once this lockdown ends for proper pictures. Beach shorts, a reclined beach chair or throw le sunscreen etc. haikhona.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
Fontein isn’t complete if I don’t see my fave @sindivanzyl πŸ₯°πŸ₯°πŸ₯° # #Tshwanefontein
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
Where is David when Goliath is misbehaving 😭😭😭😭
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@mo_disa
Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
2 years
You want to bamba??
@DIRCO_ZA
DIRCO South Africa
2 years
The South African Government is concerned about the ongoing tensions in the Ukraine and Russia border, a situation if allowed to further deteriorate, could have regional and global ramifications.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
Good morning
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
Your community doesn't have water because you kept voting for the ANC. Tlhapang ka mathe.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
6 years
@sindivanzyl Hiking and nature reserve fees
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
6 years
You can’t take Tswana people anywhere πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
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@mo_disa
Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
My girlfriend is going to ask for this jersey and turn it into a morning tee
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
@SpheleleFreeman @BarcaWorldwide Ronaldo played 25 games in Sporting. Messi started playing in β€˜04, Barcelona had not won a trophy for 5 years.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
Person:Dr Sebi cured HIV/AIDS. What I hear:
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
2 years
There is no movie that comes close to Law Abiding Citizen.
@Sipho_Says
Muchi
2 years
Law Abiding Citizen beats them all.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
2 years
We are camping on a farm in July 😍😍
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
This is true, if you get into your place in Ballito/Zimbali and it smells like beef curry then just know that fucker is lurking. At least black mamba smells terrible
What I hate about pythons is how they trick you with their scent. You smell something good, you follow the it and then boom, snake says hi 😭😭😭 this is why I hate Zimbali
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
Someone who acts shocked or pretends like they don't believe you compels you to go into details. He also knows when to pretend like what you did was a boss move, he even fist bumped Natasha while she was spilling on that clip.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
@Balelekeng How can I forget this vid
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
6 years
Agrizzi was leaving hints in plain sight just in case anyone ever said he was lying.
@tumisole
Tumi Sole
6 years
#StateCaptureInquiry #Bosasa #Agrizzi β€˜Find the bosasa logo’
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
My thoughts and prayers are with Sov's father at this point in time.
@eNCA
eNCA
3 years
[BREAKING NEWS] Special Investigating Unit and Transnet granted order to freeze approximately R4.2 billion held in bank accounts linked to a Transnet locomotive supplier. #eNCA #DStv403
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
The H in her name is silent.
@_PhilaK
Nokuphila Khumalo
4 years
Stay classy.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
2 years
Go to or Airbnb and search for Marloth Park and you'll pay the per person price highlighted in that tweet per night. You can even get a 3 bedroom villa at that very same price.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
@UHCougarTF @tshedzom This man hit the breaks and still finished 1st πŸ’€πŸ’€
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
She has back packed to every country in Africa except Libya. Can't wait to read it. @boipelotravels on Instagram
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
Took a young hike with my Nigga.
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@mo_disa
Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
The testimonial Verzuz πŸ™πŸ½πŸ™πŸ½
@MimoMokgosi
IG: Mimo_Mokgosi
3 years
β€œCaption this”❀️ @SkroefMagwaza
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
Heeee re lapile ke go smile.
@Miss_LIRA
First African Barbie Role Model🌺
5 years
More things to feel good about , umtaka Patricia, Trevor Noah is performing at Madison Square Garden tonight in New York City πŸ™ŒπŸΎπŸŒπŸ₯°
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
8 months
You are communicating better with us on Twitter than you are doing with him. He is expressing himself and you want interactions.
@Maddy_sebs
Madeline
8 months
Not my man calling me abusive today coz i block him when i am angry❀️‍πŸ”₯
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
2 years
Okes are defending corruption tooth and nail.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
It’s his birthday today also, #YoungFarmers
@SayEntrepreneur
Entrepreneur Zone
5 years
Meet 19 year old farmer @thaboherman03 . πŸ‘‰ He farms Bonsmara cattle πŸ‘‰ Runs a flock of 50 pure boeregoats. πŸ‘‰ Runs a flock of Van Rooy and Dorper sheep. πŸ‘‰ His farm also sells weaners @ 7 months at local auctions. πŸ“North West πŸ“ž 062 482 0242 #YoungFarmers
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
Just say you want to use the word loathe man. 😭😭😭
@SimplyKayGee
Uncle K.
3 years
A Southy hun would loathe you going to a date looking like that. Brahs ba tlogeleng. They’re not worth the effort.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
1 year
O mpolaya ka the reaction at the end. Wa ikutla 🀣🀣
@LuuTeeMoiloa
πŸ”₯ΕšΓΈΕ„ Øf ÐřΓ₯ΔŸΓΈΕ„β„’πŸ”₯
1 year
It's a tswana thing you won't understand πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
It was great seeing Family, it would be great if I didn't attend anymore funerals though. I'm tired.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
I love you guys so much πŸ’žπŸ₯°
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
🀣🀣🀣🀣 Mogalamma, saka jou shit. Jive’a jou donor
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@mo_disa
Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
9 months
If you had told me 6 months ago that I'd wake up today as the acting Plant Optimisation Manager for one of the 2 biggest breweries in Africa then I would've laughed. Ke Rona ba nou, hosting Ab-inBev's Global VP of Operational Excellence.
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@mo_disa
Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
Show me a picture from 2020 where you were completely happy and nothing else mattered but that moment. Here’s mine
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@Sipho_Says
Muchi
4 years
Show me a picture from 2020 where you were completely happy and nothing else mattered but that moment. Here’s mine
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
Solo date
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
7 years
I went from being the lab analyst in the brewing department at the Chamdor brewery to a process engineer assistant on a fixed term contract and today I'm moving to the Environmental Depart of the biggest brewery in Africa. I get my own lab fam. 😭😭😭
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@mo_disa
Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
6 years
Apparently Celeste is of Latin origin and means heavenly.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
Doing a presentation to the global team on Wednesday and I might get a promotion too. 😭😭😭 Hearing all this on my late bro's birthday made my day.
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@mo_disa
Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
7 years
My fave couple is getting married this weekend so this is gonna be my mood as of today
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
3 years
β€œI’m putting her name up as a beneficiary.”
@WhoIsMoBro
π–˜π–›π–“π–™
3 years
Thoughts while getting head gents?
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
@Phenyo__ @Balelekeng 🀣🀣🀣🀣
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
😭😭😭😭 where was all this advice when I was buying furniture πŸ’€πŸ’€πŸ’€
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@mo_disa
Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
Throats?
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
6 years
When they are waiting for your downfall but you serve a living God.
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Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
4 years
Kgosi Tautona Lucas Manyane Mangope when he hears that politicians who can't build proper toilets for Primary School kids are promising to teach them coding:
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@mo_disa
Mo πŸ‡΅πŸ‡Έ
5 years
#TshwaneFontein Let’s go!!
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