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@khanyisile

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my middle name literally means illuminated…

South Africa
Joined March 2009
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
it's people pretending this isn't their grannies to me.
@AfricanArchives
AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY
4 years
15 year old Elizabeth Eckford facing angry mobs on the first day of school during desegregation, 1957.
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last night we were at the lift and a girl coming from a date had a bouquet of red roses. I said nice flowers and she said she was asked to be a gf and he gave her the flowers. We all started hopping up and down and giggling in the lift ❤️
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we're starting to have yt uber drivers again. another economic indicator.
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@khanyisile
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4 months
I love how americans can look up this stuff with ease.
@ksdotlewis
imjus.Ke🧜🏽‍♀️✨
4 months
That’s wild af you speaking on black women being mothers when you went to jail for failure to pay child support.
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women: enjoying themselves without men men:
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tl cleanse, a granny baddie
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I can't believe she had to say this.
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unfortunately true 💀
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@khanyisile
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6 months
are you telling me that a hijacked car was put in a dealership with ribbons?
@siyah_94
IG:siyanda_mwelase
1 year
Yaaas Londie London 😍😍😍😍
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black women are cool af shem
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ate it up
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in other news, mbalis are back on the streets doing important national cohesion work, instead of being weak in the knees
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glad she got her confidence to do what she was jealous of others doing.
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@khanyisile
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3 months
he dates and marries his age mates. inevitable.
@azania1023
Azania
3 months
It is for the first time in the history of AmaZulu that we have Isilo that is a Step Father…
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@khanyisile
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3 months
she thought carte blanche was top billing.
@AkanimiltonM
Akani Nwanati
3 months
Mmamkhize is a stubborn fraudster. She didn't expect the evidence is there.😒😏 Mk party,longwe,Kaizer chiefs, Jukulyn
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dancing at her opps funerals. others can only fantasise about that.
@MDNnewss
MDN NEWS
2 years
Babes Wodumo at her mother in law's funeral.
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@khanyisile
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being ordered to recognise humanity is so shameful, sorry.
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'one of *you* ransacked my shop'. to a random man identified only by race.
@insightfactor
The Insight Factor
3 years
🔴 Eshowe Residents Shoots Unarmed Black Family🔴 BREAKING - Tensions are growing as other race groups take law into their own hands, shooting at an unarmed and innocent black people which was travelling with its 10 year-old child.
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@khanyisile
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@BongaDlulane
Qhudeni
5 months
Zulu men are the hill. You hear me.
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@khanyisile
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4 months
🥹❤️
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@khanyisile
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2 months
30% next time! 🥳
@lEsethuHasane
Esethu Hasane 🇵🇸
2 months
Emotional voting, teaching a party a lesson, Ending up being the loser and the leaner. I hope everyone is proud of how they voted
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norway vaccinated so many people that they've reclassified covid as a cold/flu.
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you honestly believe TRACEE ELLIS ROSS is a loser but you aren't. check the stats on the board and bsffr.
@kwets11
member of Hamas
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She’s like 50, this is what I mean when I say society doesn’t know how to spot a female loser.
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love to see a four-eyed girlie running groove.
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the best thing I've heard all week 🤣
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@No_butReallytho it seemed like a premium, lucrative work for yourself job then. we were getting mints and water. what a time.
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sometimes the other nice guy is hot and rich.
@JackDevero
Ndimhle Fcuked Up
4 years
It’s true. Us nice guys always finish last 😢 #BloodandWaterNetflix
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the fatherhood crisis in south africa has interesting results.
@madamzoe
Zoe
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You’re my father ,you’re my hero,yho 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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@callmekarabo it's beyond pathetic
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exhibit a 😭
@itszeebih
Beth Dutton
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Never tell a man “You’ll never find a woman like me” because he might find a Zulu woman and we can’t compete with that. Zeziya zomeleleyo kalok
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lucky him! 😍
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@khanyisile
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8 months
no need to go that far, look at anyone above middle management in corporate.
@ElindaSan
Elinda San
11 months
The wealthiest people I’ve met often had little to no empathy or compassion for others. Really made me think there’s a level of detachment you need to have in order to be successful
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soon to be shared widely on whatsapp with a distorted message.
@JennMForster
Jenn Forster 🇿🇦🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
3 years
The Eastern Cape has felt positively arctic for the last few days. This unattributed photo was taken between Queenstown and Dordrecht. And we've had a third of our annual rainfall in 36 hours...
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the thread explains exactly how many african royals colluded with colonisers and oppressors to retain power. eswatini is just one example.
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they still don't want you.
@_Karaboss
King Kaybz
4 years
Slay Queens when there are no cameras
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wanting something to be true, doesn't make it true.
@BritMartinez
Brittany Martinez
2 years
We lowkey got scammed
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can't believe a zulu person is in prison for having inkani explicitly. yhu.
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they are translating 'died' to their native languages, and in that native language that word is reserved for animals. there is a dignified word for humans that is associated with 'passed away'. cultural difference but no real difference in english.
@THISisLULE
Elsbeth Tashioni
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Why are people offended by “has died”? Why is “passed away” better?
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@khanyisile
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9 months
'This means middle-income South Africans taking home R15,673 per month should be earning roughly R26,122 today to have the same purchasing power they had in 2016 – equating to a loss of R10,449 per month.'
@BusinessTechSA
BusinessTech
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Middle-class South Africans are ‘losing’ over R10,000 every month
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5 months
no different from pretending to love your job.
@hgh4hours
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Must be tiring to always have to be “in love” with someone you in order to maintain your lifestyle
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blue's embarrassing mom is beyonce.
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I actually want women as a whole to be less emotionally beholden to men. it is not a safe position and the track record is not good. detach until they do better.
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@khanyisile
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any time a beautiful woman over 30 is not in a midi dress and sandals:
@Keith_Legend
Ragnar
7 months
Minnie is trying to compete in today's baddie market? That's the most competitive market in SA right now. Hang up the boots, mmangwane 🤣🤣🤣
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this woman is clearly a wizard.
@humansofny
Brandon Stanton
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“I was going to Arizona State when my dad passed away. I didn’t handle it well. Sort of fell apart. I had just paid $9,000 for the fucking semester. I opened my laptop, dropped the semester, opened up a new tab, bought a one-way ticket to New York, and threw myself a..."
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they are being paid as showrooms for content, surely.
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trevor noah exceptionalising making fun of a president like he's not from south africa and didn’t build his career on that at home 💀. exceptional immigrant tropes.
@birbigs
Mike Birbiglia
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I’ve always respected @Trevornoah so much but this closing speech from the White House correspondents’ dinner is particularly spectacular.
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'I bet you if women had 90% of the resources, network, money and opportunity that men have we wouldn’t have to accept so much of the clown behavior men subject us to and men could make an effort to be better and do better.' - sarah langa, a feminist
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@khanyisile
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revenge fantasy over a girl being groomed by a grown man.
@blwdfc0821
NandosTheGoat
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@YouDunnoVusi In know there's a youngin who's been trying since grade 9 and Failing I need that young man to be patient and keep "just enough" contact. Get her in her late 20s as a single mother of 2, hit a strong 1-0 for the Dlozis and crush whatever belief in love she still has left.
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she really said all this to someone who used advanced skin lighteners and clearly knows the advantages intimately.
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so you can use AI but the candidate can't use AI.
Please refrain from using ChatGPT to draft your CVs and cover letters 🙏. Over the past two weeks, we conducted recruitment on behalf of a European company seeking remote workers. A tip: The first step before reviewing candidates' CVs is to process them through an AI CV scanner.
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did you know that wealthy yt suburbs in america are trying to become their own cities to separate from poor residents?
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STATS SA BACKS YOU UP SIS
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@UNKWNMS germany? nuff said.
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@Navjosh
Navjosh
4 years
Bun B Reveals Jay-Z Kicked Him & Slim Thug Out of Beyonce 'Check On It' Video Shoot
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@khanyisile
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building your own house when you don't have taste and still trying to sell it is bonkers. that's a family heirloom.
@Thakhani_R
Property Guy 🇿🇦
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6 Bedroom Mansion for sale in Polokwane Sterpark Price: R8 million (including all furniture) Kindly ☎️ 072 602 6399 thank you.
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please take this child home.
@Essence
ESSENCE
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7-year-old Wynta-Amor Rogers nearly brought us to tears with her passion. #BlackLivesMatter #DefendBlackLife (📹: @sabrinafranza )
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correct (a happy music thread)
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cassper has us looking pathetic out here man.
@OkayAfrica
OkayAfrica
5 years
What is the truth? South Africans are trying to figure out why Nigerian musicians prosper more globally compared to their SA counterparts.
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why never the actual farm workers who do the work?
@IanCameron23
Ian Cameron
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Eaten today? Thank a farmer!
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what's the correlation?
@KelsHotting
Kelly
4 years
Can’t believe that a guy I used to have mad threesomes with is now doing recipe videos on my TL. Life really is wildt.
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*europeans
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please let's report this account.
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our charlene has finally escaped monaco:
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south african girlfriend? 🤔
@piersmorgan
Piers Morgan
3 years
Given that Omicron is clearly everywhere in UK now, the ongoing punishment of South Africa in terms of red list travel restrictions seems pointless & particularly unfair given it was their brilliant scientists who first uncovered this variant for the world. Sort it @grantshapps
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5 months? the girls are stepping on the gas. 🔥
@MtshaliKhekhzin
Ntokozo Mtshali
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A friend of mine is going through a divorce after a 5 months beshadile all because of izifebe. Don't get married at all guys if you ain't ready to let go of the game😒
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way to take down a patriarchal tradition that pits women against each other for future marriage 👏
@Mzansimagic
Mzansi Magic
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Instead of tossing her bouquet, Jo-Ann gives a piece of it to every lady, so they all feel special. #OurPerfectWedding
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@thebusisiwealso wholesome ❤️
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the rich aunty when she arrives at family gatherings.
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when ups and downs gang finally enjoy life together in peace 💗
@MagicJohnson
Earvin Magic Johnson
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Having the best of times in Capri, Italy!
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the fact that you're nothing like I expected 😭😂
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people never think of just moving in with a friend instead.
@Anelefumba
Anele Fumba 🇿🇦
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a blood-curdling scream just reverberated across south africa
@XHNews
China Xinhua News
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Australia reveals plan to manage population growth. To cut annual permanent migrant intake from 190,000 to 160,000
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@thulasindi this is exactly what I believe, if anything it's a life strategy to remove unnecessary obstacles/pain from your life.
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thought it already had a video:
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angisazi manje kufinywani mina ✋🏼😂
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it blows my mind that black people tried to play the game of capitalism when it was introduced here, but their land, livestock, education, job prospects, mining rights, trading permits and title deeds were taken away because our cheap labour was the point.
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my person and I begin a new decade together today 🥺💓 what a life.
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basically, society primes women for predatory relationships where they have less leverage than they sometimes know.
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yt mediocrity is better than black achievement even in corporate. cos the expectations are higher for us 🤣
@BongaOfficial
Bonga Makhanya
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By the way, they fired Mmusi Maimane for reaching 3.6 million votes. They are now celebrating the prospects of 3 million
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sho madjozi gets colourism. pearl thusi feels victimised by it. 💀
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every home is a cult. the private sphere is actually such a dangerous space because once you enter it by birth or marriage, people believe what happens to you there is sacred and cosmic.
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@Pearloysias there are serious criminals all over this app.
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love to see it!
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they don’t want to hear it but they don’t decide who makes it there 💀 not even themselves
@capitaocaribe
Blasian Baddie
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In fact, appealing to a white (american) audience is probably what got her the Grammy
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gareth cliff has the same exact politics as helen zille and I find that hilarious. they both want a settler colony that is comfortably functional for white people at all cost.
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got this. wish sa twitter would read it with me.
@crissles
king crissle
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Can’t recommend this book enough - especially if you’ve never been to therapy or have just started, extra especially if you are a parent yourself.
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@ThodiOne that's pushing it 😭
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why did this little boy just look at my fanny pack and ask me why I"m wearing a suitcase? why aren't kids sleeping?
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*sanitises the tl*
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who is dr nandipha's braider? she also has a story.
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the way people pretend parenting is something that happens to parents when really it's what happens to kids.
@Ey_itsjoanna
_May23rd
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Your mom raised you , paid school fees and fed you but now you’re on Twitter saying she can be toxic? 😳 deep💀💀
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my campaign against zulu men resumes today.
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queen of standards.
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@ngwanamosadi @Jali_Heir nah some are grans. it's adults in the 50s lmao.
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feel like we have jaden smith now. he can move on to other things.
@GQMagazine
GQ Magazine
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@Pharrell Our November cover star, @Pharrell , shot by @micaiah_carter :
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'Property seller Lynn Petzer of Lynn Estates listed the property a week ago. Most of Sodi’s properties were sold at an auction on Saturday, including his cars, houses, and company.' 😍
@SundayWorldZA
Sunday World News
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Troubled Edwin Sodi's mansion goes on sale for whopping R75m -
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@khanyisile
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@TheNeoMosala 'my baby daddy says it's deadly' 🤪
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'black women are conditioned to accept accomplishments and accolades as a substitute for self-esteem and self-worth. many black women unfortunately confuse and conflate having a college degree, success and/or independence with self-esteem and self-worth.'
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