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Father to a Prince and two Princesses |Chairman of Wine Gents | A bit of everything but mostly wine | IG @lachapyewine

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@LaChapYeWine
La Chap ye wine 🍷
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Good morning 🌞 Good luck 🍀 God Bless 🙏 D - don’t F- forget W- why Y- you S- started May you stay true to the path you have chosen and see it through to the end
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Eyi lawyers. Just say you're tired man
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The level of fatigue engulfing me is unbelievable. Yoh.
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Ubuthi uzo thengelwa ubani?
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Imnandi imali. Let us not lie to each other. Goodnight
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@LaChapYeWine
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So unemployed people cannot have other commitments? Y’all need to plan your recruitment processes better. You don’t arrange recruitment processes within 72 hours. That’s just incompetence. You’ll lose out on quality candidates with this attitude.
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This place is so expensive already. If they gonna increase prices then they may as well throw the prisoners back in for the ambience.
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Robben Island announces price increase for 2020 | @Traveller24_SA
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@LaChapYeWine
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He said “any offensive conduct. Whether real or perceived”. He did not say “I was racist and I am sorry”. Please respect us when you report on such things.
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Jacaranda News
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South Africa coach Boucher apologises for past racist behaviour
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Why would you not be at work ?
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Luu.
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I’m the girlfriend that wears your clothes from head to toe. Your hoodie, T-shirt, shorts, socks, errthang. You’ll come back from work and I’m dressed like you.
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@LaChapYeWine
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Of all the problems you could have ?
@pelo_hle
Flan 🍮
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Guys. there is no way AKA can move on that fast, that girl was already his girlfriend before he officially ended things with Zinhle. My problem lies there.
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@LaChapYeWine
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I really wish we could leave you behind
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@LaChapYeWine
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Waking up and choosing the same person everyday. Even when they are at their worst. Even when you are at your worst. 🕯 🕯
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@LaChapYeWine
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Man’fika silambile, singasebenzi, singena manzi and singena gesi nenzani?
@MabuyaneOscar
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Safika upheka, siyakuncedisa. The message is one: #VoteANC
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The camera was already inside so you guys beseningenile. Why y’all knocking and greeting like she’s not expecting you ? Nenza iskesh?
@GwedeMantashe1
Gwede Mantashe
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Nonhlanhla Mkhize welcomed the @MYANC in her home in Bulwer & promised that she will join us at the #MosesMabhida Stadium on Saturday, 12 January 2019, for the #ANC107 Anniversary celebrations
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@LaChapYeWine
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Ujola nobhuti wase Zim? Ibona phela that have names like Universe
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I want chicken licken wings and ice-cream! Universe are you listening?
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@LaChapYeWine
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Imfundo, a job, a German car and a roof in their suburbs got you thinking you’ve elevated yourself from being black to a different kind of person. You refer to your own people as “these people”. Nah fam abelungu will stop you and ask you what are you doing in THEIR neighbourhood.
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Funny how every year Stats SA gives us stats related unemployment, poverty and wages. We get angry and appalled for 30 minutes and get back watching Netflix. We forget that these stats are an actual, raw and real representation of people’s lives. Today we are seeing it play out
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When @tumisole was dedicating an entire day tweeting about ANC and in particular JZ, Gigaba and Mbalula it was considered country duty. Today he tweeted ngo Hellen Zille and now he’s a funded mouthpiece for corruption. Le twitter inama double standards
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@LaChapYeWine
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The way people’s heartbreak is humorous content for us is really strange.
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@LaChapYeWine
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A scary thought (while we tweet from our positions of respective privilege) is that in some homes, for the first time in 3 years kuzoke kugcwala ibhakede lemphuphu lase khishini today.
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@LaChapYeWine
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4 years
Congratulations on the car and your performance
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@LaChapYeWine
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For 10 minutes
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@LaChapYeWine
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🥂 to all the money that we will make in 2020
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@LaChapYeWine
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Never heard of Brian Baloyi?
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I'm ready for a Black Spider-Man
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@LaChapYeWine
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Idlozi lami lifundile
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Congratulations if you moved into a new home, started a new job or got a new car today !!
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Asazi Malume singezwa kini as amaxhosa. Besithi maybe this year nenza into encane yomndeni kuphela
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@LaChapYeWine
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Uyi painting?
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Sbwl to be pinned against a wall 🥺
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@LaChapYeWine
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Household twitter: If you’re looking to buy glasses for wine, beer, whiskey, champagne or gin please check out Crystal Direct Factory shop at the Southlake centre. They have some uniquely shaped glasses which are perfect for your house or as gifts.Very well priced too 👍
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This is strange... so if he doesn’t have money for petrol what is he pouring into the car?
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@LaChapYeWine
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There’s a black lady that was renting a room in one of the homes here. She recently bought the house where she was a tenant. Kuhlezi kune party kwakhe and the neighbours just came to me to ask to co-sign a complaint. I’m like nah give her 12 months to settle down.
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@LaChapYeWine
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If ugade thina gada nespelling.
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@Retarded_Ape @tumisole What school is this ? This child does not deserve to be in school. She must go home and be home schooled.
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@LaChapYeWine
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@Lerasko_ And then coming back to post it on social media just for good measure.
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@LaChapYeWine
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He’s rude. It has nothing to do with his lack of filter. We see bad make up daily. It has nothing to do with us. We keep it moving. He needs to learn do the same.
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@LaChapYeWine
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75% of the working class in South Africa earns less than R7000 pm. We really tweet from a position of privilege when discussing social issues. Especially those involving money.
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My children remain my greatest achievement in this crazy life
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Contract signed 😭😭😭😭😛😛😛
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@LaChapYeWine
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In December if I bought it with my own money I’m calling it champagne. We can deal with the Oxford definitions in 2019.
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@LaChapYeWine
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Thola ama Architects. Bahlezi be nawo.
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@LaChapYeWine
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My mom asked me to do a matter for family friend who was really desperate and in need for legal assistance. I took the matter on a pro bono basis. The insurance company recently paid out the policies that they were refusing to pay. She just sent me money saying thank you. Wow
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@LaChapYeWine
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Sometimes people really are alone in what they dealing with.
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@LaChapYeWine
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Jolani and shadani manithanda. Don’t let this app discourage you because others have scary or shocking stories to tell. We meet and hear stories zabantu who have failed in their careers and that doesn’t stop us from believing we can and will make it in our careers.
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@Twana_Mashandu Mercedes ithengwa kwa Mercedes
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Izibe lento that casts doubt in your mind. It keeps asking you “what if you fail”. Izibe.
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@LaChapYeWine
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This unfortunately is what many black professionals have to deal with daily in this county. An assumed incompetence. This is when you get these comments “you speak so well”.
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@LaChapYeWine
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@MrSAofficial “Inner sexiness” got it.
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@LaChapYeWine
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Swaziland has the most beautiful women.
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@LaChapYeWine
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Welcome to a socioeconomic revolution. The people that sit on the side of the road from 8am til 5pm have decided to rise up and make the rich feel their pain. Whether their chosen victims are rightly or wrongly punished (is at this point immaterial) this is them rising up now.
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“I’m so disappointed in your tweets”. Y’all really give yourselves positions of importance in people’s lives. People been disappointing their parents and themselves all their lives. You actually think you matter as an internet stranger/friend ?
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@LaChapYeWine
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May we all be lifted above the circumstances that are wearing us down.
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Massive and painful retrenchment coming to Eskom. Pray for your friends and family.
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@LaChapYeWine
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Eskom has many skilled and qualified professionals in finance, economics, engineering, construction, legal etc. to really believe what the media feeds us is disappointing.There’s no incompetence there. There’s political meddling which stops all these people from doing their jobs
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@LaChapYeWine
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That other gender is always hungry ngathi ama orphans or street kids.
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@LaChapYeWine
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Let kids drink their #Prime we do not need your Googled medical or dietician advice on the issue. Nivuka ngama cider and CL wings every weekend. Good health is clearly not a priority for you too.
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@LaChapYeWine
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dating a student and you’re at a braai and people’s wives then ask her “soooo what do you do?” She says I’m a student and then those grannies just burst into laughter. Now lil girl upset and she’s on social subbing them and she’s pretending to be okay
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@LaChapYeWine
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Kumnandi ke to ask are we using my car or yours
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@LaChapYeWine
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At this rate we will be drinking warm drinks in December because clearly buying ice now has a stigma ngathi isifo...
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@LaChapYeWine
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@FabAcademic Cancel their degrees Mama. When they apply for exemption or jobs uthi nah you are canceled !!
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@LaChapYeWine
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Guys please respect your jobs. Please don’t go to work with a hangover. Don’t do it. Rather lie about being sick or having an emergency then to rock up at work reeking of alcohol. If you are unable to help yourself with Sunday alcohol.
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@LaChapYeWine
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@tumisole No job could ever pay me enough to be this fit. All this running 😂😂😂
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@LaChapYeWine
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May you stay true to the path that you have chosen and may you see it through to the end.
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@LaChapYeWine
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Two scammers went up against each other and the male scammer won. The female scammer came here and posted a thread. We all laughed 😍
Who scammed who? Aai twitter lol
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@LaChapYeWine
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As nice as it is to see you guys traveling the world... nihlupha when you come back and tell us to stop spending money on our cars, booze and clothes and rather use it to travel. Thina yazi si right emakithi we don’t have leyo interest
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@LaChapYeWine
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I wish you were the Minister of Electricity 🙏🏽
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@LaChapYeWine
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6 years
Vula iBible and uyeke iTwitter
@RevMeshoe
Kenneth Meshoe
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I fully agree with @tito_mboweni . Phasing out Afrikaans as one of the mediums of instruction at the Univ of Pretoria would create an impression that the ANC govt hates Afrikaans because of their perceived “dislike” for Afrikaners. Keep Afrikaans & promote national unity.
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When I first went to Cape Town:
@ZnMsash1
Economic Maguire
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Abelungu abangaka 🙊
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Nijola nama waitress Themba ?
@Boet_Themba
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You at a wedding and it's a buffet, why indoda yakho ibambe iQueue ukhona wena? SMH
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uDecember uzonibulala. Tuesday lunch time people are calling and asking what’s up today ? It’s a bloody work day fam. I gotta work 😑
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Find something good to feed your soul. Life has a way of emptying you daily.
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“As a lawyer, what is your opinion on...” I am sorry but I don’t give free legal opinions.
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“Im tired of learning shit through pain”
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@CulpritEnter @TshepoTsala Lol sounds like he already has someone in mind
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@LaChapYeWine
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So much energy used to imagine a Bentley you’ll never own or even gift to a lady. Fam it’s a Sunday take your Vivo to the car wash and drink corona nolova.
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@LaChapYeWine
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He gets inside, starts the car and then he drives off.
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Must suck to work so hard to get yourself out of poverty. Only for Karen’s teenage son to pull his rifle on you and request you to show him your proof of residence. This is South Africa.
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@LaChapYeWine
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Ngeke ungibone going anywhere nomuntu oswenka nge tight.
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“Roads are flooded I can’t come to work” kodwa if umuntu efona ethi uyagodola please come over. Imoto yakho iphenduka iskebhe
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@LaChapYeWine
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Volpes has a 25% sale my good people. If yiu don't know what that is, this tweet is not for you.
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@LaChapYeWine
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@tumisole Now can we please have the footage so that we can get the license plates of the driver. We just need to have a word with him.
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@LaChapYeWine
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Thought nidla I chicken licken
@ronkerajii
Ronke Raji
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Lean on me when your not strong, and I’ll be you friend. I’ll help you carry on.
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@Daddy_Lelo The value of the property is also dictated by the surrounding properties and available-community facilities. So really lento needs to be relooked at
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Y’all entrust your helpers and nannies with so much responsibility for your households and upbringing of your children and shaping of their futures yet you pay them so little money. Strange.
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@LaChapYeWine
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Nothing will test your patience like God’s timing.
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@bradweza Lol olova buying R1 million cars and still staying in these flats 😭😭😭
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@LaChapYeWine
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Dance like this with SA women and they pick your pocket labo zavolo
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@LaChapYeWine
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I see you connected and mounted your tablet
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@LaChapYeWine
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Okay so as from 9 February Sbu Skinny Socks is gonna be selling at Markham. I think let’s buy all the pairs nje once. Surely this is a matter of national importance @tumisole
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@LaChapYeWine
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When we were all 22/23 you called men your age broke/ immature and dated older men. Why didn’t those guys marry you ? Nifika manje senishesha ngathi niphiswe umchamo and remind us daily of your biological clocks as if you didn’t waste the last 8 years dating o bhuti aba “mature”
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@LaChapYeWine
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When you ask a Zulu man for breakfast in bed:
@Mthigo_
MTHOKOZISI™️
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Ukudla kuyaphi nje ekamereni? Hayi 😔
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Scamming abazali for R15k every month so that you can do izinto zabantu who are working is really disgusting.
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That PnP liquor store sells airtime, electricity and other kiosk products. Where is the proof that they were purchasing alcohol?
@Abramjee
Yusuf Abramjee
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Via @annettedeppe - Prison warders from Leeukop are seen at a bottle store in uniform buying alcohol. @DOJCD_ZA @RonaldLamola
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I have a long story about @_Bonga but I will share a brief story… he is simply a man that lives and thrives on desire and passion. You cannot stop him, if he has decided on his chosen course ❤️🙏🏽🤝
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