The President @AshleyMakgatho Twitter profile

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The President

1 year

If you can’t describe what information you would need or what conditions would need to be met for you to completely change your mind on something, then you don’t have an argument… You have a religious conviction.

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The President

@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

Middle Eastern/North African men aren’t afraid of anything except women’s rights.

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2 years

Yo just get a dog 😭 (via humaidalbuqaish/TT)

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@AshleyMakgatho

10 months

If I wake up hungover and one of the boys is cooking up something like this I’ll have no choice but to hug him from behind, kiss him on the cheek and tell him I love him.

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10 months

Got some hungover people at the house this morning

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@AshleyMakgatho

4 months

If your homeoboy’s girl/wife/sneaky link/ex isn’t immediately off limits then you need to rethink your moral code as a man… and I want nothing to do with you.

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@AshleyMakgatho

11 months

If you have the right person, get married. There’s nothing out on these streets. You’re not missing out.

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11 months

Getting married at 20-25 is like leaving groove at 7pm

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@AshleyMakgatho

11 months

Jokes aside, y’all have lost the capacity to love people and it’s so sad. Everyone’s romantic ideals are some version of a transactional, self-serving, narcissistic sandwich.

SooSooRandom 🤍

@sluvity_____

11 months

manifesting an introverted tech boyfriend who makes 200k and loves to spoil me and worship the ground i walk on

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

The boondocks need to make a return coz y’all don’t understand the difference between black men being held accountable for their violence and the justice system being corrupt and racist.

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@kiithedoll1

2 years

My heart just broke again 💔💔

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@AshleyMakgatho

4 years

Acts of violence

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 years

Harassing women on the streets is not “shooting your shot”.

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@AshleyMakgatho

11 months

Y’all are fortune tellers and detectives till it’s time to pick a father for your child.

Kitnay boring ho Tum♡

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11 months

The female ability to be able to guess exactly which girl it is out of his 740 following

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 months

Borrowing a police van tomorrow. I see a funny shaped head you go in. They must all go.

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 months

He didn’t even celebrate until the job was finished. He’s so so cold 🥶

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@CAF_Online

5 months

Ronwen Williams has become the first goalkeeper to ever save 4 penalties in a single TotalEnergies AFCON shootout. 🤯🇿🇦 #TotalEnergiesAFCON2023

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@AshleyMakgatho

3 months

I hate them. Feels like a competition. The other couple share a kiss and now we’re under pressure to have sex right there and then.

𝕽𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖑𝖊💋

@Nono_Motsiri

3 months

Double dates are really not my thing hey 😭✋🏽

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@AshleyMakgatho

6 months

The hoes need me.

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6 months

What’s stopping you from committing suicide?

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@AshleyMakgatho

9 months

I remember my sister celebrating a negative pregnancy test and then my grandmother just looked at her, laughed at her and told her she was 100% pregnant 😭. Old women don’t miss. They know exactly what they’re talking about.

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@AshleyMakgatho

11 months

Drake is definitely the biggest artist in the world coz what the hell bro 😭

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 years

You tried to make the husband the victim in this headline and you’re an asshole for that. Men would be extinct if they were assaulted for cheating. This is pure evil. Lock him up.

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@iam_skamal

5 years

husband beats his wife mercilessly for having sex with another man in the boutique shop he opened for her.

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

Who says we don’t hate our girlfriends?

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 months

😭😭😭😭😭🤌🏾

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@AshleyMakgatho

4 years

Update: These are your WORLD CHAMPIONS 🇿🇦❤️😭

The President

@AshleyMakgatho

4 years

News just in from Poland. Our team is through to the final round vs the USA 🇺🇸. Super Proud 😭🔥❤️🇿🇦🇿🇦

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 months

Unemployed with a medical degree is absolute madness

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@SiphamandlaGoge

5 months

#Doctors Unemployed doctors protest in Pietermaritzburg, KZN capital city. They'll march to the provincial health department. The government has cited budgetary constraints as one of the challenges in absorbing unemployed doctors. #eNCA

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@AshleyMakgatho

10 months

Pick me = Reasonable woman

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@TheeAnimeGuru_

10 months

When I say "pick mes" are dangerous. This is what I mean.

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

Men tend to use marriage proposals to cover up serious cracks in a relationship and to “apologise” for their heinous crimes. I’m glad women are starting to see right through this. It’s the highest degree of manipulation.

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

Clean hustle. There’s no way this dude can get an erection.

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@Carolinerathabe

2 years

Someone is about to get an iPhone 13 pro max and a Gucci bag🤧

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

South Africans 8am: 22 Million for a flag 😡 8pm: Yoh Tamia’s reel 🥺❤️

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@AshleyMakgatho

9 months

We behave like we don’t know what Apartheid is. South Africa is not a real country.

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@BigDaddyLiberty

9 months

Beautiful scenes in the city of Johannesburg, South Africa! Stand strong #Israel ! 🇮🇱🇮🇱🇮🇱

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@AshleyMakgatho

6 months

Then you realise that both sides are the same.

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@AshleyMakgatho

3 years

This dude probably more ruthless than Zuma if you’re paying attention

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@City_Press

3 years

Ramaphosa says the R131 billion will help to end load shedding .

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 months

All of your excuses are valid but none of them are useful. Might as well not make any…

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@limitlessmindon

6 months

What was the hardest life lesson to learn?

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@AshleyMakgatho

3 years

Not beef per se. I’m not going to feel or show any contempt towards people I’ve never experienced negatively. But I’m not going to laugh with you if you’ve hurt the people I love. It must be clear that I’m on their side.

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@_shaiiks

3 years

do you guys inherit your partner’s beef?

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@AshleyMakgatho

9 months

Being broke is definitely worse as a woman than it is as a man.

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@AshleyMakgatho

9 months

6 million holocaust deaths > 60 million slavery deaths

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@AshleyMakgatho

6 months

As a man, you have 2 options. Be taken for a poes or be the bad guy.

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

Hate it when business owners say things like “I’m feeding 53 families” because they have 53 employees. No, you moron, you’re paying 53 people for their time, labor and skills as they help your business run profitably. You’re not some Messiah.

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

Lowkey always knew you were way too funny to have a present father.

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@kay_mahapa

2 years

My sneakers are safe because I don’t have a father 🙏🏾

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@AshleyMakgatho

10 months

Aye man, if we came together you can contribute nothing and still have whatever you want. Y’all are terrible friends.

Peché Africa 🇿🇦

@pmcafrica

10 months

That one who only gave R50 😂😂

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

Don’t know about this one but a vernac name is how you spot a white owned business in South Africa 🤞🏾😂

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@Siyanda_Magoso1

2 years

we need more of this 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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@AshleyMakgatho

11 months

Black people suffer the consequences of Apartheid daily (through segregated spatial planning here) but somehow we have time to entertain fragile white people’s tantrums over a chant.

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@LudidiVelani

11 months

Sent by a reader People walking from Cape Town CBD to different locations as there are no taxis available #TaxiStrike

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

I’ve never seen a fishing rod this long

iqaba laseMnambithi 😋🐕

@Bheko99

2 years

Last phone im buying for her i swear, if she breaks it im done 😭😭😭… 3 phones in 1 year pho

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 years

Being the first South African Undergraduate Law student in 20+ years to win the National title of the biggest moot court competition in the world and represent SA in Washington DC 🇺🇸 at the international rounds.... TWICE. 🐐 😌🇿🇦🔥

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5 years

What is your greatest achievement of 2019?

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@AshleyMakgatho

1 year

They’re cooking mogodu ka microwave. It’s a mess.

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@Khundu_Zulu

1 year

😤😤🔥🔥🔥🔥 let them cook

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@AshleyMakgatho

6 years

Yoh guys. Vele Trevor Noah is Famous Famous.

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@BillGates

6 years

Can’t wait to catch up with @Trevornoah on @TheDailyShow tonight.

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@AshleyMakgatho

1 year

The same generation who identify pronouns and anxiety as life threatening want to try their hand at facing a violent, militarised, racist, authoritarian regime. Lmao.

SPURRA🐐

@Maluda012

1 year

As ama 2000, we want a rematch with Apartheid. Our parents were weak.😏

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@AshleyMakgatho

9 months

“Dating a Twitter gent is so embarrassing” - A woman dating someone else’s husband.

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 months

Like clockwork

Mosh|Moshopyadi🌸

@Shopidiie

5 months

So we are facing our in laws in the semi-finals 🇳🇬??? Areyeng😭🇿🇦

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 years

These posts always make me laugh. Black women will never leave you because you’re broke. It’s always some other shit that you did to lose her. These queens will even fund your hustle if you act right... this narrative is propaganda.

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@AshleyMakgatho

4 years

KFC’s greatest work

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@CyberGuarana

4 years

Y’all fuck with these?

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@AshleyMakgatho

4 years

Never been mugged. When you’re a regular at Woolies you’re rarely exposed to dangerous environments.

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4 years

I've been mugged 7 times Wena?

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@AshleyMakgatho

8 months

People who know how to readjust to a tougher reality >>>

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

We’re not honest about how difficult it is to build a relationship with a person who is really struggling with their mental health. No amount of understanding and empathy makes up for a person who just isn’t present, pleasant or consistent.

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@AshleyMakgatho

1 year

Guys. Your beliefs and cultural practices mean absolutely nothing to other people. Your way is not universal.

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@azania1023

1 year

In my culture,Kairo would have been accompanied to bury his dad by other family members not Zinhle. It will never make sense that a wife to someone is crying because an ex has died. Imagine me and my mother attending a funeral of my ex yet I’m married to someone else 😞

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@AshleyMakgatho

1 year

When Shona died there were no uncouth concubines tarnishing his legacy and embarrassing his wife. Good penis management will make or break you in life and in death.

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@AshleyMakgatho

4 years

People’s husbands have normalized dating single women.

𝐆𝐢𝐠𝐢 🇫🇷

@LitSego

4 years

We've normalized dating people's husbands?

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@AshleyMakgatho

3 years

Slik Talk needs to play Composure as he walks to the ring tomorrow

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@AshleyMakgatho

10 months

We’re even scared to say it sucks coz they’ll say we hate black women.

Rap Alert

@rapalert6

10 months

Cardi B’s new single “Bongos” featuring Megan thee Stallion is out now. @iamcardib @theestallion

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

Registered students don’t have laptops.

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@Official_FUNDI

2 years

Courtesy of the , we are proud to sponsor B.O.N.G.A with a new laptop to speed up the book writing process. Publishers are waiting and so are the readers! Looking forward to the book #findBonga @SisandaQ #MoreLivesHere

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@AshleyMakgatho

8 months

I don’t know whether you just take everything really seriously or you just can’t miss an opportunity to be smarter than everyone else. Either way, it’s really interesting.

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@AshleyMakgatho

6 months

Being famous is crazy coz you’re now responsible for the behaviour of everyone even remotely connected to you😭 Coz what does Rakgadi Mapaseka have to do with this???

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@Musa_Khawula

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The gang-rapist's father's name is Lebo Vincent Makoti. Lebo Vincent Makoti is a popular business man who also works for EOH Network Solutions. His sister is the Mapaseka Mokwele who presented SABC 2's Motswako.

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

It’s 2022 bro. Women don’t even think they can possibly be unattractive. You’re asking for a lot here.

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@hlovo_

2 years

Do the huns that are bad at sex know that they’re bad at sex ? 😭

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

You guys are lying. Sithelo is wayyy hotter than that boy’s new wife. Colorism has y’all in a chokehold.

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@AshleyMakgatho

4 years

This is what happens when EMS Twitter convinces you to buy a Tractor/Bulldozer/Excavator instead of a Golf 7.5 GTi😭

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@Prez_Ndolase

4 years

📍Botshabelo 🤣🤣🤣, Kasi yaka party differently 🤞

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

@Vhoyde It looks like he started it

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@AshleyMakgatho

4 years

She’s not even acting. That’s her real life 😭😭😭. That shouldn’t be allowed on Tik Tok

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@R_Kamolane

4 years

Kefilwe Mabote won. Now that’s what we call a Rich auntie! 😭🔥

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 months

He’s a cheater. Simple as that. Calling it a “sex addiction” flips the narrative to him being the victim. “I struggled with a sex addiction” sounds a whole lot better than “I repeatedly cheated on the mother of my child”.

MDN NEWS

@MDNnewss

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Cassper Nyovest confirms break up from baby mama Thobeka Majozi, blames his sex addiction Speaking to the social media influencer Mpoomy Ledwaba, Cassper Nyovest shared that his addiction ruined his relationship with the mother of his child, Thobeka Majozi. The rapper

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@AshleyMakgatho

9 months

Social media has made us so delusional about the number of options we have and that distracts of from focusing on and committing to the person in front of us. Even if we find someone compatible, we can’t win because we’re distracted by the prospect of someone better coming along.

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9 months

What opinion about Dating will have you like this?

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@AshleyMakgatho

4 years

I don’t think anyone takes their child to an elite private school for a better education. It’s all about the intangibles. The networks you build and the access to opportunities beyond ones schooling days. Those spaces also do a lot for a child’s ambition, self confidence etc.

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@kopano_fanasi

4 years

Guys Hilton college is 300k per annum ? WHAT DOES IT EVEN GIVE?

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@AshleyMakgatho

4 years

Witchcraft is enriching yourself in a country where over 40% of the youth are unemployed. Boloi is stealing money that can improve public infrastructure and alleviate poverty. People are literally dying coz of corruption. You know what.. nvm. Go loya wena le Mmago ❤️

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@AshleyMakgatho

9 months

There’s a good case to be made for white South Africans being the worst people on earth.

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 years

Like how circumcision is free and readily available. You even get harassed to come enjoy this free service. But no Arbortions? Are free Pap smears a thing? How are we still fighting for free sanitary pads? Do we care about women?

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@AshleyMakgatho

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Then we have to listen to white people complain about BEE.

Peché Africa 🇿🇦

@pmcafrica

24 days

Johann Rupert owns all of these 😱

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

No one protects Nigerian gents like a hungry woman 😭😭😭😭💔

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@AshleyMakgatho

11 months

@MoreTwoLyf My tweet was never about gender. But continue Pander Bear.

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@AshleyMakgatho

8 months

Lmao, she was in the trenches with him. No wonder she lost her mind.😭😭😭😭

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@TebogoCalvin93

8 months

16 years ago somewhere in soshanguve. Morda and @RealBlackCoffee 🏠

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@AshleyMakgatho

1 year

I’m lying to and betraying the woman I made a vow to before the Lord, my ancestors and the government but I’m supposed to be honest with you? Is this a reasonable and logical expectation on your part?

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 years

Did y’all tell this man that we only have a News channel and WWE 😭😭💀

GMA3: What You Need To Know

@ABCGMA3

5 years

You’ll never guess what @JohnCena ’s favorite song is right now 😂 @ShoMadjozi #SSK

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@AshleyMakgatho

4 years

The fact that they expressed this to you means you seem accessible and probably have poor boundaries. It’s not the compliment you think it is.

Yolanda :)

@karaboraks

4 years

What does it mean if your ex wants to have sex with you ?👀

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@AshleyMakgatho

8 months

You fatherless porn addicts need to be removed from our communities.

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

Women speak of their baby daddies like they were assigned by the government and they had no choice in the matter.

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

If you’re giving this information out freely imagine what you’d tell the Apartheid police during interrogation? I thank God the struggle was over before these new niggas were born.

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@Saint_Yivz

2 years

Konje I'm slowly becoming best friends with a Hun that I dismally disappointed in bed

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@AshleyMakgatho

3 years

Women don’t even want to cheat man. You’ve really got to be working hard at being a whack partner for her to even think about cheating. 🤞🏾

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@AshleyMakgatho

8 months

There’s a saying along the lines of “you’ll think the police are useless until the day you commit a crime” and it’s so real 😭

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

Being a loser is so expensive

Nas🍃

@_Nasiip

2 years

I told this guy etaxini im selling my number …he actually paid for it😭🥲 my new Side Hustle🤌🏽

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@AshleyMakgatho

3 years

Anyone who can afford a large popcorn from you guys needs to be investigated by the Hawks

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@sterkinekor

3 years

"Just a small popcorn, please" **goes to watch 3-hour movie** 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@AshleyMakgatho

3 years

You know what’s attractive? Women who are genuinely nice to other women.

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

Logically nje what do you think attracted Kelly Khumalo to Senzo Meyiwa if not the fact that he was a famous footballer? You think it was his dashing looks and personality? Please be serious.

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@AshleyMakgatho

1 year

This is what we get when we don’t shame women for being losers.

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@AshleyMakgatho

4 years

If your parents want to, they will.

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@__Coralineee

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Congratulations to my mom and dad on purchasing their 7th home today!! They are now 1 property away from being able to leave my siblings and I each our own rental property 💖

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 years

Privilege really makes one ask dumb questions

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@AshleyMakgatho

4 years

You just wrote a whole thread about how my Redbat jeans are the reason why I don’t have R130K a year for Varsity. Maybe if I wore flip flops and Khaki’s like Jacque, I’d also have a trust fund. You’re a genius.

ntokozo.mathabela

@n_mathabela

4 years

70% Black kids will come to varsity to look for space wearing R1000 Nike sneakers, R500 Redbat Jean, R400 Nike golf-T, R250 redbat cap, R3000 Samsung cell phone and a R600 wrists watch but registration money dololo.

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@AshleyMakgatho

11 months

You want a man to treat you well out of the fear of you being a whore coz you can’t offer anything positive as motivation.

Lady_L Mabuza-Thaanyane

@_LeratoMabuza

11 months

Respect your girlfriend believe you me, they want her and they're not broke.

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@AshleyMakgatho

8 months

There’s no demographic stronger than black South African women. Real soldiers.

ABUJA PERFUME PLUG🦋🦄🦅

@_iffey_xo

8 months

There’s no food like Amala I promise you 🥹🥹🥹

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@AshleyMakgatho

11 months

The number doesn’t actually matter. Your behaviour tells the whole story.

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@AshleyMakgatho

4 years

Your lyrics say something else bafanas.

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@AshleyMakgatho

3 years

Michael Jackson’s level of celebrity is something we will never see again.

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@AshleyMakgatho

2 years

That nigga turned Queen B into an influencer for a brand she believed she owned. Proper supervillain behaviour.

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@AshleyMakgatho

5 months

If I told you 15 years ago that in 2024 R1 Million will only buy you a top spec Golf or a 1 Bedroom apartment in an upmarket area you would call me all kinds of crazy.

Peché Africa 🇿🇦

@pmcafrica

5 months

2024 VW Golf 8 R fully spec... R1 000 000 😭😭😭😭😭