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Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer Kyle Rittenhouse is a murderer
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@BarryPierce That wasn’t 2010, it was 2013, and Gen Z were the ones responsible lmao.
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@warm____dough It’s beautiful (worst view you’ve ever seen)
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@loonaschedule Blockberry was wrong to pick a fight with this girl. Literally the whole industry loves her
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@Xerczar @_Aribo_ Guess you should just quit the game huh
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@joblessthursday Hes not autistic hes a surgeon, didnt u watch the clip? Fr
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@Agurinlol GigaKhan proactive jungling connoisseur
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@Unknown220 @souljagoytellem @hellboundmo Yeah after public backlash lol Much easier to storm off when confronted and apologize later, than to actually engage with tough question
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@libhawkish Kids always insult other kids that are exactly 1 year younger than them
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@AJ_F612 @BarryPierce My bad, I had the wrong early 2010s rape meme
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@LoLContextChan Unspoken rizz vs. sexual harassment
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@FimareT @LoLContextChan PPGod, the demigod’s mere presence releases pheromones that attract every biological human. He didn’t name himself in fact, it was given him by all his once-mates due to his enormous… I’ll stop here
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@Flinchwave_ @benedict_rs No? Many people continued to follow guidelines
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@AAA_Grey @MeteosLoL Cumshot being on CD is really holding up the prosecution
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@LCSOfficial Honestly perfect example of a remake scenario. Game-breaking bug that significantly disadvantages one team, and the gold difference at the time was like 200 in favor of the disadvantaged team
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@lgendrot @ZackBornstein Taking the social out of social network
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@PoliticsLs Zelensky, well-known slave owner
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@Keeelioo @bobqinXD Ur so fking smart man howd u know!!!!!!
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@NguynXu35357875 @JHYooHoo Yeah no way an LPL team could find international success
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@sawaresiete Yeah idk bro, they won’t get off his back. They must be jealous because I’m so successful, smart, and handsome
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@KidakanKate @cutebchu He was the best support in LPL LMAO
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@sawaresiete I mean he’s
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@LSXYZ9 Lil bro this skin been in the game like 3.5 years
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@IWDominate It is pretty hilarious people were saying this about DRX and Zeka last year but T1 achieved the same this year and the narrative completely flipped
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@GAMesportsVN @Cloud9 @100Thieves @EvilGeniuses 0-24 the dream!!!!! 😎😎😎 🇻🇳🤝🇺🇸
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@Chloeis_gone @tragicbirdapp Pictured: the creation of Limbo
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@LSXYZ9 It’s a big time investment to discover and practice new picks*! Just not worth the effort when teams can focus on other things**! *literally fking Garen **winning the airport speedrun any%
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@AzaelOfficial @Doublelift1 @JungleJuiceLoL @kaas100t @tenacityna @closerlol And just imagine how awful it must feel to have bad poisoning
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@LSXYZ9 “Almost a year” Gigachad I wonder what moment he’s referring to 🤔🤔🤔
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@21Cosmic1 @hasanthehun Perhaps to the borders set by international law?
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@LPLfanclub I think lehends is cute :(
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@SaijaxTop2 He is funny and nice and rich and handsome
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@notkavi All the kingdoms have multiple inspirations, but it’s clearly: 1. Fire Nation = Japan 2. Earth Kingdom = China 3. Air Nomads = Tibet/Nepal 4. Water Tribes = Inuit
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@Frenkli48677135 @IWDominate Honestly LCK winning Bo5’s vs LPL is pretty new lol
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@vanillatary Anti-prison but pro-lynching
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@IWDominate Tian will int them out of worlds again in a year’s time, bookmark this
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@KarasMaii @EXC878 Nice save bro, made me forget you told a random to kill themselves
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@doaenel @kittysxo Dante ran me over with his lambo on purpose, but it was all insurance fraud so my family could be provided for. What a guy ❤️
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@AerialLiz ADCs when their sups pick objectively strong champions, but those champions aren’t Nautilus/Rell
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@VulcanLoL NA pros flexing on NA plats instead of winning any games vs. eastern teams
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@SocDoneLeft @LibertyCappy This account does God’s work
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@Midbeast @doaenel He’s posted worse than that
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@fortzon @Fake1860518 @SaltedNectar @SocDoneLeft Idk ancaps are pretty good at finding 14yo’s
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@Grindalfberg @cityafreaks The main reason (empirically) people didn’t vote for Bernie in the primary is because they thought he would lose. This logic is circular
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@HeyMunchables “LPL casters so bad lol” (All of them start smurfing casting in other major regions within a year)
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@doaenel @IWDominate I love doaenel because all his match history looks like ultimate bravery but the builds are good
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@Veigar_v2 He goes ingenious hunter secondary, so by the time he hits second item manamune is almost completely, or fully completely stacked. But yeah the games where he doesn’t go red tree 2nd, youmuus is probably best
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@AshleyKang 2021 spring finals ruined this man
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@LPLfanclub I LOVE THESHY THAT’S MY BOY
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@ChroniclerCasts DuDu and SamD are winning worlds.
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@IWDominate One of the most dominant runs of all time. Iwandy is truly free.
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@iCrystalization Yuyanjia is a zoomer lol
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@KeshaEuw @TeamVitality Haha I wouldn’t make match fixing jokes to Bo. Understandably takes that stuff very seriously
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@LSXYZ9 Collector has a much better build path than LDR, go it second every game
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@gstvlz @EvilGeniuses Imagine losing a game in every series smh
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@whoisdango @Riot_Nasus Wtf discriminatory
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@lucas_s21122 @nikicaga Yeah that’s what they all say lol
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@LCSEnjoyer @anonimotum ??? You genuinely think Prince went to NA for fun? He went to a less competitive team because he likes the LA weather? If they paid him less (EXTREMELY doubtful) it’s because they gave other benefits (that are tantamount to more $)
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@mymundanemind @TheEpicDept @AOC @nypost EMT worker is doxxed for trying to make ends meet. Who the fuck cares about “nuance” in this situation?
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@CoolioHonkton @shaun_vids Democrats being unwilling to govern sounds like a pretty big weakness!
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@MOTASEM38159147 @cutebchu Yagao ABSOLUTELY was not as good as Knight last year. He was slightly better in the final series of the year. Knight completely smurfed both regular seasons and was really solid both playoffs too. And Ruler is just a far far better player than Hope
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@Spideraxe30 Maybe they should let people change their usernames with it? Idk just a thought
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@MovieHooligan Wow, so maybe I was completely incorrect. But the fact that I was so incredibly wrong really says a lot about society, huh?
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@LSXYZ9 To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand C9’s systems. The management is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical CSD most of the drafts will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Jack’s systemic outlook, which is deftly woven into his
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@0wlGhost I can’t believe someone used statistics in a policy debate! What a travesty!
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@souljagoytellem Why isnt the guy on the left labelled. How am I supposed to tell what something is if it isn’t labelled
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@pussy_expansion @0Yamman0 @pasteldahlia @barnettjake Yeah, he was hit with a metal chair and is bleeding, concussion seems likely…
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@Salamander_r @KidakanKate @cutebchu Which LPL support didn’t do poorly at worlds?
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@4T7VN They will never nerf the correct part of ARAM Ziggs, it just won’t happen
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@2890Moshark @TheSpiralPro If the system is racist it shouldn’t have the power to execute people
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@IWDominate The Power of God. He's coming for you, LCK sinners.
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@SirKickass @implateauing @0nlyFi0na “Doxxed herself” = following a high school friend on social media
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@LPLfanclub Personal issues = complaining to Jiejie and Meiko about Clid and Life
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@ItamiSaisei @NikolasV0 @Dexerto Promoting gambling to children is bad, actually
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@Microhalbi @LCS_Eevee He’s there so if DL is truly washed or too toxic to work with, Unforg1ven can take his spot. It’s a good move really
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@onur_whatever @GyerchakTwt @NickyBoiYT @DumbsYT Ur flaming a gold player for losing (the role, not the game) to a master tier player in a 4fun mode…?
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@Duvanator17 @IWDominate Neither DRX nor T1 would’ve deserved this award. They were not consistent teams across the year despite being the best at Worlds. If anyone deserves it this year it’s JDG, they won the first 3 events and were the 2nd best team at Worlds. Though T1 probably deserved it in 2022
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@doaenel @Gross_Gorex Ima boutta post my dick with lulu on it fr
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@Veigar_v2 Sona is easier but there are fewer good Sona players
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@Gbay99 NA would be ungodly awful without imports, they’re the only thing propping your shit region up. If NA talent is preferable, maybe one of the many teams that went for NA rosters could’ve beaten the import-dominated ones idk? And don’t give me “couldn’t be worse,” there’s playins
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@vidGameDev @ilikeadamsmith Ah yes, jumping the turnstile is definitely a principled moral stance calling for more public transportation funding, and not transparently self-serving laziness.
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@ffllaawwww @MakkroLoL Ornn has to actually click his mouse
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@forestwithout If MAD lose this they can face DK/KT for the Swiss airport speedrun any% world record
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@NepoSolis @NAAAYIL I don't hate him but there are plenty of reasons to dislike the guy
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@boriisssssss @Shakarez Little did he know, Chovy would never play offensively. That might cause him to miss a cs or two
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@AnneCJ1 @peterbakernyt Not everything is about America. Putin already went against those agreements in 2014, long before Trump was even running for president
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@OkayHeyJay Two Queens
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@Mr_Rumor_ We don’t have open director or manager positions, but he’s welcome to join our clash team as a sub or coach
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@chovygoat Keria is so cute man I can’t
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@forestwithout He doesnt want them to help him, TheShy plays top as it was always meant to be played- 1v1, 1v2, 1v3, and 1v9
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@BobSagita418 @briggityboppity He didn’t post to bait an argument, he posted asking incredibly politely whether he still worked at the company. Then he obviously got a bit upset at a billionaire making fun of his condition to tens/hundreds of millions of people
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@NAAAYIL Btw, her pro presence in LPL/LCK went up to 44%. In fact, throughout the last week pros have been realizing more and more how broken she is and she’s seeing more play lol. Pros are drafting wrong by NOT picking Yuumi
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@LPLfanclub Back to Korea haha I think he’d be a upgrade on T1, DRX, maybe GenG. Hope he finds success wherever
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