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David C Bell

7 years

Wonderful people! Myself and @startthemachine want to bring you weekly podcasts and streaming shows under the @GamefullyUn banner. So we've created a Patreon to do just that! Check it out!

creating Streaming/Podcast Network

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David C Bell

@MovieHooligan

2 years

Of course the Morbius rerelease failed. All our memes were about wanting a TV SHOW, Sony! Make us a Morbius TV show we'll watch it for sure.

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In the colonoscopy waiting room and the doctor is four hours late. Everyone has fasted for a day and are pissed. Watching an entire room of people get radicalized to the point of violence.

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Musk declares something he knows nothing about, is corrected by an employee who explains the problem, and then fires that employee and presents their ideas as his own. If this doesn't sum up his entire career I don't know what does.

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David C Bell

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In retrospect maybe it was bad to have nine unelected officials who decide our most important laws behind closed doors with total immunity and a lifetime appointment while gladly and openly taking bribes.

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David C Bell

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2 months

Be wary of any tv show entirely hinged on characters escaping a situation that, if they succeed, would immediately end the show. I call this the Westworld rule.

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#Severance S2 has a budget of over $20M per episode💰 One of the most expensive TV shows ever (via @Business )

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David C Bell

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2 years

So, just to recap, there was nothing overtly wrong with Twitter before Elon Musk decided to buy it. He declared it broken, sank its share value, and locked himself into a ridiculous deal that put him into billions in debt…

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David C Bell

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4 months

Boy yeah as a millennial I can’t imagine what it must have been like to see something explode on national tv like this

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David C Bell

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1 year

This is from Skyfall. Jordan Peterson is half-remembering the villain monologue from the movie Skyfall and confidently retelling it as a historical fact. And that pretty much sums up how he gets most of his information.

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What the fuck is he talking about

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David C Bell

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2 months

Ironically, gifting a cybertruck counts as a second assassination attempt.

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Kick streamer Adin Ross just gifted Trump a Cybertruck wrapped in an image of Trump after he was injured in an assassination attempt.

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David C Bell

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4 years

Andy Ngo sharing the last 30 seconds of Inglourious Basterds with the caption “LOOK WHAT THE LEFT DID TO THIS OLD MAN!”

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David C Bell

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2 years

You guys don't get it. If George Carlin were alive today he'd also invite a billionaire emerald mine heir on stage to try to do PR work for him before calling his audience poor for booing. It's comedy. Look it up.

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David C Bell

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2 years

He saw “bioethics” next to her name and assumed her job was to literally police ethics. Like a child would.

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4 years

Shoutout to Ben Shapiro, Tim Pool, Andy Ngo and all the others as they slowly walk away while whistling casually with hands in their pockets.

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2 years

Between "$8 for a check mark" and the NFT fad it's amazing how many tech dudes seem convinced that everyday people will pay actual money for arbitrary symbols of imaginary status.

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2 years

I keep trying to look away, but it’s just so beautiful.

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David C Bell

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4 years

The cop who assaulted an old man got suspended so now all we have to do is protest non-stop for a few days and raise massive awareness from corporations and endure many more assaults from riot police and then perhaps they’ll charge him with a crime see folks the system works.

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David C Bell

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2 years

It cost Elon Musk $44 billion to get someone to finally call him funny and that person was Jordan Peterson

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David C Bell

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4 months

The tv has been playing 80s flashback videos for the entire time. This is how people become the joker.

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David C Bell

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2 years

And so somehow we’ve designed a system where a single rich idiot can sink an industry because strangers on the internet hurt his feelings.

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David C Bell

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3 years

Setting up a star-studded 100th birthday special and then dying just short of it is a very funny way to fuck with people one last time. What a legend.

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David C Bell

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2 years

Elon, on the other hand, will be fine. His weird fan base will act like he intentionally tanked the site for the LOLs or some shit.

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David C Bell

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2 years

…Once the deal went through, he fired all the people in charge, costing hundreds of millions in payouts. Then, to make up for all the debt, he’s issued massive and sudden layoffs (with lawsuits to follow) and began a hilarious plan to charge for a previously free feature…

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2 years

@Timcast What Tim is referring to here is a Sunday book reading, not a recruiting event for pedophiles. Calling something a “grooming event” doesn’t make it one. And this exact language is why there’s blood on his hands. He should feel shame for the rest of his sad little life.

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David C Bell

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2 years

At least 30mil an episode please it's what the people want.

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If the website goes under, it will affect the lives of hundreds of thousands of people who rely on Twitter for business and self promotion as well as costing thousands more jobs. So much money will be lost…

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@Timcast If you think a “kid friendly book reading” by LGBTQ people is “grooming” then that’s your fucking problem. Don’t make it the rest of the world’s problem too, you embarrassing bigot.

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David C Bell

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2 years

This is an actual "vr microphone" product being created to "prevent mic sound leaks" and I absolutely can't stop laughing

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David C Bell

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2 years

MorbiusLand, Orlando FL USA

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David C Bell

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2 years

@mtgreenee Disgusting. I can’t believe someone would yell at you after all the work you’ve done spreading the most toxic political discourse imaginable. Must be something wrong with the country and not you specifically.

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David C Bell

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2 years

I'm actually kinda worried about the state of basic reading and humor comprehension on this site.

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David C Bell

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2 years

Hey remember when Elon Musk said that someone attacked a car with his kid because of that account that tracked his jet and used it to justify banning several journalists? Well that was a complete lie.

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2 years

Did I get that all right?

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David C Bell

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2 years

I don’t blame anyone for not knowing if I’m being sarcastic or not. There’s too many dipshits out there that would say this exact thing with a straight face.

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2 years

@jordanbpeterson If you’re a fan of Peterson and recognize that this graph is purposefully and obviously misleading then I encourage you to start wondering what else he’s said that might be wrong or misleading.

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1 year

I really can’t stress enough that he’s always just been a dude who speaks with great authority about stuff he often knows little about.

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David C Bell

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2 years

I should probably add that there definitely ARE things wrong with Twitter. Just not the things Elon thinks is wrong with it. And certainly not stuff that can be solved by hacking away at half of the company.

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David C Bell

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2 years

Very funny that Elon Musk is so uncool that he’s buying Twitter for attention. That’s like when the rich kid rents the entire bowling alley so everyone has to be his friend.

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David C Bell

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2 years

@bennyjohnson @elonmusk So the Aberdeen shooter he mentioned was in 2018. Since then there’s been roughly 2,770 Mass shootings in the U.S according to wiki. The four people Benny listed represents 0.14 percent of those incidents. That’s how child-brained his point is.

List of mass shootings in the United States - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

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2 years

This is all a smoke screen to distract you from the Gwyneth Paltrow verdict.

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I really enjoyed the first season of this show by the way, I just have no idea how they’re gonna sustain it for like six+ seasons

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David C Bell

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2 years

guys I think Elon Musk might be an idiot

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David C Bell

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2 years

@elonmusk It's fun to watch you slowly reinvent the exact same verification system you destroyed.

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David C Bell

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2 years

That said, I put so much stink on the original tweet that I KINDA blame people for not knowing if I’m being sarcastic

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David C Bell

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1 year

@elonmusk @TitterDaily Congratulations on inventing check marks that verify peoples’ identity, a thing that didn’t exist until now.

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2 years

@elonmusk Cool meme, sir. Very hip. Not at all sad and weird.

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2 years

during this holiday please pray for me specifically, a man who is desperately trying to write a Some More News script about Elon Musk's terrible decisions for Twitter and keeps having to update it every fucking day

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David C Bell

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2 years

@FlorioGina @Cobratate Any interesting updates on this tweet?

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David C Bell

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8 years

I just realized that Spider-Man 2’s Doc Ock is dressed like he’s cosplaying every Matrix character at once -- including the sentinels.

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David C Bell

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1 year

To be clear, “cameo” is the wrong word to describe what they did in the Flash movie because “cameo” implies actor participation. This movie painted familiar faces onto CGI scarecrows and hoped you’d clap. There should be a new word for that.

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2 years

@benshapiro I'm sorry the very good movie confused you

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7 months

I've seen people float the idea that there's a conspiracy here because of who she was and that the conditions were so strange. I'd argue it's less strange when you realize the car she was in was apparently designed to be a tomb.

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7 months

A woman drowned in her Tesla while rescuers apparently spent hours trying to get into the fucking car.

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3 months

Incredible update: I NEVER got the results for this. Neither has my primary care physician. No one can reach their office. So this was all for nothing. Genuinely wondering if there's a way I can report this doctor, who for all I know is just some guy who likes looking in butts.

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4 months

In the colonoscopy waiting room and the doctor is four hours late. Everyone has fasted for a day and are pissed. Watching an entire room of people get radicalized to the point of violence.

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2 years

This is blowing up so I just wanna quickly plug the film Morbius. Out now in 1000 theaters.

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David C Bell

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2 years

It never gets old.

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David C Bell

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4 years

Extremely fitting that the final stand for Trump and his supporters is to rally against the concept of counting.

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David C Bell

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4 years

From left to right: A 2012 protest in Sydney: 2019 attack in Sydney: 2011 attack on an officer in Meekatharra: 2009 XMas Day brawl in Wyndham: None of these are in the US or 2020.

Officer breaks silence after vicious brawl bashing

A police officer whose face was smashed in as he went to break up a fight on Christmas Day is already looking to get back to work in the northern WA town of Wyndham.

www.watoday.com.au

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2 months

The world’s richest man unironically sharing an anti-vax Tyler Durden meme is about as definitive as it gets that capitalism doesn’t reward intelligence.

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David C Bell

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2 years

My friend, weed has been at gas stations for a long, long time.

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David C Bell

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2 years

@DawnEMcKenzie It appears that this family used their EBT card the correct way, aka purchasing food. Not sure what the problem is here or why you're going around looking at peoples' shopping receipts. Have a wonderful holiday. Perhaps you should rethink your life a bit.

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2 years

My high school had an annual drag show the LGBTQ students would put on. They would often ask the jock kids to join in (and they did). Teachers would dress up. It was a big event. It brought the students and staff together. It made me a better person.

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BREAKING: Texas State Representative Bryan Slaton (R) announces he will file legislation to BAN drag shows in the presence of minors.

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David C Bell

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There’s a scene in The Lost World where Jeff Goldblum casually rips a door off its hinges and I only just realized how insane that is.

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David C Bell

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2 years

@elonmusk It would be a lot cooler if you sold the company completely and closed your account. That would be a really hip memelord thing to do.

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It’s so easy to look up what she actually does. Took me seconds.

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If you're wondering why the news media is currently obsessed with "quiet quitting" it's because their industry has been destroyed so thoroughly that the idea of working reasonable hours for fair pay is completely foreign to them.

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4 years

"If that were true, nobody would work for us."

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David C Bell

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“This job is impossible to do” says the man who had just blindly fired half his staff

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David C Bell

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Elon Musk is so incredibly divorced that he's already posting "my grandkids don't talk to me anymore" memes

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2 years

Classic relatable sci-fi archetype to compare someone to

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David C Bell

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1 year

@drmistercody “Fair enough…”

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David C Bell

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2 years

Really seems like if you buy any company and then immediately tank it, either intentionally or through incompetence, then you should go to jail. That’s certainly hurting more lives than selling weed or shoplifting.

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@jordanbpeterson I see a lot of people replying with "he's just sparking a discussion" and if that's the case than surely so am I, right? I'm just encouraging people to look into Jordan Peterson's other statements and check to see how factually accurate they are. That's not controversial.

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@benshapiro Ben knows this isn't true because all of the major mass shootings from last year were done by far-right extremists. One of which specifically against LGBTQ people. And it did not dominate the news cycle for months.

All U.S. extremist mass killings in 2022 linked to far right, report says

"It is not an exaggeration to say that we live in an age of extremist mass killings," the report notes.

www.axios.com

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2 years

All my notifications for this specific tweet are now broken.

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David C Bell

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3 years

when I worked in a kitchen one of the line cooks put All Night Long by Lionel Richie on a continuous loop for the entire shift and the waitstaff kept asking him how long he was going to keep playing the song for

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David C Bell

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3 years

Fondly remembering that time Ben Shapiro was asked to name a conservative comic.

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@benshapiro

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David C Bell

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@bennyjohnson @elonmusk I really can’t stress enough how overtly stupid Benny’s tweet was. Just the most unintelligent misuse of facts that anyone with half a brain could spot. That’s why it’s so incredible that it has apparently convinced one of the richest people alive.

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@elonmusk @pmarca Have you tried resigning from the company to see if that fixes the problem?

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5 years

It’s Timecop. The movie you’re all trying to remember tonight is Timecop.

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2 years

Imagine seeing your entire economy in peril because your governor is mad that the little mermaid is black

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@elonmusk @langdon @EricFrohnhoefer @pokemoniku Nothing says "comedy is back" like a billionaire publicly firing an employee who corrected him!

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2 years

@elonmusk Congratulations on successfully courting the 50-65yo conservative divorcee demographic.

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David C Bell

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Oh hey look this millionaire CEO took a pay cut to give all his employees a fair salary and since then this business is thriving and everyone is really happy despite conservative pundits saying it would fail I wonder if there's a lesson here

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David C Bell

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Truly shocking stuff for Tim.

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David C Bell

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@MattWalshBlog Anti groomer Matt Walsh sticking up for a man literally under investigation for sex trafficking

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David C Bell

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The Matrix Trilogy was a really important time for stuntmen who also looked like accountants

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2 years

“Having attention is more important than people liking you” is the most Elon Musk conclusion ever.

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corporations: we have built a robot that spits on it's own hands. It uses 10,000 gallons of water per day and our hope is that it will one day replace dogs.

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2 years

I guess this is just a thing you can do now instead of admitting you were wrong or like, reassessing your entire life.

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David C Bell

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10 months

I remember we used to reject pitches in the Cracked workshop that would not only be completely plagiarized... but the poster would even CITE the thing they stole from as their source. There's a bizarre disconnect where a lot of people simply don't see the internet as real life.

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Remember that Simpsons episode where Homer tours with Lollapalooza after his kids think he’s lame for liking Grand Funk Railroad? That episode was 26 years ago, making it as old now as Grand Funk Railroad was when the episode came out. Okay, enjoy that fact.

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4 years

Accepted an option on my screenplay the same day I learned I owe 5k in taxes this emotional roller coaster is flat babyyyyy

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5 years

Oh good! For a moment there I was scared that my friends and colleagues would be forced to enjoy a single moment of job security.

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2 years

I’m other words - no matter what you think happened there’s zero link to the ElonJet account. He used this as an excuse to ban an account he didn’t like and lied about it.

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3 years

Shout out to the scene in Agent Cody Banks where Hilary Duff kills Ian McShane and then realizes she loves the feeling of taking a life

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3 years

BREAKING: Old man likes bed, tea.

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4 years

Just looked up the punishments for treason and/or staging a coup in the U.S. and it turns out we either execute people or charge them the cost of a used Ford Fiesta.

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2 years

Me [covered in my own shit and drool]: Behold, esteemed guests, my magnum opus

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Got an older punk friend with dentures. Asked him what happened and he said "well I thought Ronald Reagan was the end so I figured there was no point in brushing". The moral being that no matter how bad things get, you still have to keep brushing. Anyway just a thought.

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@CollinRugg Imagine thinking that this was a good and intelligent observation.

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