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IT Security by day // Contributor to // Hobbies include Bowling, Long Range Target Shooting, Technology, Pro Sports including Combat Sports //

Austin, TX
Joined April 2009
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Jake Barnett
1 year
Amir Hestroni, Israeli internet troll and bigot, takes questions from the public.
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"Are you now or have you ever been a member of the Superkick Party?" -CM Punk interviewing people backstage at Collision
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Whenever anyone in the Trump camp is pushed beyond a slogan/soundbyte shit gets real aggressive real quick.
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MSNBC REPORTER: I covered the family separation crisis closely. Will we continue to see policies like separating 5,000 children deliberately from their parents? DON JR: You mean the Obama administration? R: You know they didn't do that, sir DON JR: Just get out of here
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@PBSImpulse9 Rece being confused and oblivious about the actual phrase like he's Ron Burgundy reading the teleprompter was hysterical.
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1 year
This picture of WWE Board Member George Barrios is not photoshopped in any way.
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1 year
What is a wrestling fact that sounds fake but is actually true?
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11 months
Trump's entire legal strategy:
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11 months
I'm not a mathematician but I think Trump just claimed that Mar-a-Lago is worth more than a billion dollars 😂
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1 year
@PBSImpulse9 "I have a particular set of skills" Yes, we believe you.
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1 month
Every credible study of undocumented workers shows they are taking on low wage, unpleasant, back-breaking jobs that Americans are not willing to do. Trump repeatedly asserting that these jobs are being "taken" from Black Americans is revealing to say the least.
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1 month
Trump says migrants "are taking the jobs from our black population"
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Jake Barnett
1 month
It's hilarious to see Trump attempt to distance himself from a plan written by people who initially became notable in the Republican party because of their work on his campaigns or in his first administration.
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1 month
Trump on Project 2025: "Some on the right -- severe right -- came up with this Project 25. And I don't even know ... they're sorta the opposite of the radical left ... I don't know what the hell it is ... some of the things -- they're seriously extreme."
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The dominant religious dogma among theocrats in the GOP is that the soul enters the body at fertilization. They know how absurd the moral and ethical implications of this madness sound in an age of science and reason, so they are reduced to pathetic platitudes.
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REPORTER: Do you believe discarding embryos is murder? SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON: Look, I believe in the sanctity of every human life -- I always have -- and because of that I support IVF.
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9 months
Supreme Court to implement vibes-based code of ethics
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Republicans promising and demanding the impossible is an election strategy. Greg Abbott told Texans that he would end all rape rather than place a rape exemptions in the draconian Texas abortion law. Now the coin flips and Johnson places impossible obstacles in front of reform.
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Aaron Rupar
7 months
Speaker Johnson is on the House floor right now suggesting that no immigration deal will be acceptable to him unless it completely eliminates illegal immigration -- something that will never happen
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1 year
Never fails to be accurate
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Benny Johnson
1 year
THIS IS HOW IT’S DONE! Jason Aldean responds PERFECTLY to Commies trying to cancel him No crying No apology No surrender “I’m a proud American. I love our country, I want to see it restored to what it once was before all this bulls**t” Crowd ROARS with USA chants What a KING
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I know Fox News is right wing FUD 24/7 but it seems irresponsible even for them to allow the second person in the line of succession to the President intimate there are numerous active terror cells in the United States based completely on vibes.
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BARTIROMO: By the way, how many terrorist cells would you estimate are in America right now? SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know. It'd be conjecture on my part, but intuitively we know* this is a serious problem. *intuitively I know he's full of it
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Current Trump campaign strategy:
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FAULKNER: Is JD Vance ready on day one? Trump did not answer that, Caroline TRUMP CAMPAIGN SPOX: The more the American people get to know JD Vance -- unlike Kamala Harris -- the more they like him
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2 months
I will be particularly entertained when Louisiana Republicans have to weigh in on which particular denominations of Christianity will enter the Thunderdome to battle for the mantle of State Religion.
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Aaron Rupar
2 months
"Louisiana Republicans even gave the right-wing justices the history to use. We’re headed into a future that completely departs from a core tenet of American democracy — that the state cannot impose one specific religion on everyone."
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8 months
Instagram took down Shaun King's account?
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@CeeHawk These weirdos are highly invested in the fantasy of men transitioning in order to hit women in sports, yet seemed perfectly content when a guy who slapped his wife around in public spoke at the RNC a few weeks ago. Strange how violence against women is selectively objectionable.
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Jake Barnett
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@CeeHawk That's Adobe Bliss
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1 year
@CeeHawk Storm and Nightcrawler were a thing once now that you mention it
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Jake Barnett
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@CeeHawk You're going to need to have your head on a swivel if you ever find yourself in the Performance Center parking lot.
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From "We Shall Be Free" in 1992: "When we're free to love anyone we choose, When this world's big enough for all different views, When we all can worship from our own kind of pew, Then we shall be free." He thought you were an asshole 30 years ago.
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Robby Starbuck
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If you live in Tennessee, I recommend you never go to @garthbrooks new bar. They’re going to sell BudLight and apparently he thinks we’re "assholes" if we don’t like it. Make sure all your friends know that. 😉
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1 year
Anheuser-Busch stock at a 52 week high
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GO WOKE GO BROKE
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@charles270 We're all awaiting your magnum opus "At least it's not Syphilis: A Genital Warts Story"
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Jake Barnett
5 years
@NatbyNature @BretHart It was disgusting what happened to you both. I'm glad you didn't allow it to diminish the moment for your family.
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@TerryMatalas I'm glad we got to see more of Marina in Troi as time went on. She's got way more personality than she was allowed to portray at times. Same could be said for Gates.
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@Jayleejnr That shtick is hard to land and she overshot the runway by a few miles.
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Breakker vs Dragunov:
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Jake Barnett
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@CeeHawk You can understand how he convinced himself he could do MMA. That man has no self-preservation instincts at all.
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Jake Barnett
1 year
@wholesomefoxx Dude is built like an anime villain and knows half a dozen martial arts proficiently. You're gonna end up holding your own spleen in your hands.
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@CeeHawk Obligatory
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8 months
Jason Sehorn picking up his phone after lunch:
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Jake Barnett
5 years
What it really boils down to with Main Roster vs. NXT is that when Takeover rolls around every few months, fans are rewarded for their investment in the product. With main roster, the weekly investment required for fans is higher, but the payoffs are fewer and far between.
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Jake Barnett
2 years
If you're MJF and you find out Mark Henry and Paul Wight are making something like 4x your salary I bet you'd develop an eye twitch.
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Jake Barnett
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The @IAmJericho podcast with Nancy Benoit's sister Sandra Toffolini is very insightful, and will shatter your heart into a million pieces.
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Jake Barnett
2 years
This is much funnier after they both got two pieced by the only guy that ever got tickled during a UFC fight.
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I believe the Usos can fight in real life. I don’t think either one of the Bucks can whip my ass.
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8 months
@atrupar MAGA: The Civil War was about States Rights! Everyone: To do what exactly? MAGA: ......(mumbles incoherently)
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Jake Barnett
9 months
@Jayleejnr Big Swole said the same thing when she left AEW. The path to improvement and progression wasn't developed enough.
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Jake Barnett
9 months
@CeeHawk It's been on record for a long time.
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Jake Barnett
11 months
@NotDrDeath Oh and he started banning people from his TV show, including executives of the company that would have valid reasons for conducting business there.
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Jake Barnett
2 years
@CeeHawk All fictional heroes so it tracks.
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@CeeHawk I'm especially curious about how a private employer telling you to shut up about conspiracy theories involves the First Amendment at all?
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2 months
@CeeHawk Damian Priest will be Chuck Berry when he sees Liv next week.
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Jake Barnett
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@DepressedDETN Gotta see a video of her talking to her parents
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Jake Barnett
8 months
Cody gotta go to the trunk now.
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Jake Barnett
10 months
@CeeHawk Me carrying the household bills being married to a teacher for 14 years:
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@CeeHawk My favorite Hogan lie was that he outdrank John Belushi at the afterparty for WrestleMania II, which was probably pretty easy considering he died 4 years before the show.
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Jake Barnett
10 months
@NotDrDeath Brian Cage:
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Jake Barnett
2 years
All these disgraced moguls go through a period where they insist they are making a comeback despite the very significant social obstacles and obvious business downsides to doing so. This is the wounded ego of a proud man vocalizing a fantasy.
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Vince, who now has known sexual misconduct allegations from 7 women, I think would only regain power at great cost to WWE, its media value, B2B partnerships & morale. Maybe he could install a new board. But how many more allegations are there? Does he reawaken SEC scrutiny?
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1 year
@CeeHawk Will you please attend a debate with a discredited kook where the moderator is a dumb comedian that is openly hostile to science and in is painfully unaware of his own lack of objectivity?
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You'd be hard pressed to find a guy who looks like he paid off a bunch of women to silence sex crimes more than Vince McMahon.
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Jake Barnett
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Becky Lynch shitpost trolling her way to the WrestleMania Main Event is a fairly innovative way to reach the audience in 2019, all things considered. I wonder what the conversation would be like if Ronda was half as good at it.
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7 years
I'm Braun Strowman, and welcome to Jackass.
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Jake Barnett
2 years
@CeeHawk Washing: 40 Minutes Drying: 45 Minutes Folding: 7 to 14 Business Days
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Jake Barnett
11 months
@skinnymysterio He's from Barstool Sports she can do better
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Jake Barnett
2 months
People openly sobbing after Cena leaves his jorts in the ring at WrestleMania will be one of the funniest visuals of all time in like 2030.
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Jake Barnett
1 year
What a nice 9/11 memorial......oh.....oh no
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Jake Barnett
2 years
@CeeHawk If this post takes off
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@atrupar It'd be much easier if these guys just admitted they have no interest in science or reason because of their religious dogmas, because their attempts to square the circle with pseudoscientific word salad are even more embarrassing.
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"Momentum is everything" despite no one in WWE ever defining a tangible example of it.
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@RonFilipkowski They also wasted their best messaging tool, the convention, around calling Biden a dinosaur that was unfit to serve. No to mention Trump's speech making it very clear that he was in the same position.
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@Less_HumbleTeej I don't remember Clark asking for all these white knights either ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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@Jayleejnr Salty Mayoneer took me out
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2 years
@CeeHawk Nikkita: "I hope this one goes viral"
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Trump and Vince McMahon both having paintings of themselves in 80's movie villain bitch boy yuppie clothes is another very specific thing they have in common.
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Michael Hayes backstage now after convincing Triple H Cody needed to go on last:
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@atrupar As opposed to Aileen Cannon, who continues to prostrate herself in front of the altar of our reality's version of Biff Tannen from Back to the Future Part 2
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Jake Barnett
2 years
@CeeHawk Much like with Cops, there is a lot of knee jerk hero worship that most folks probably wouldn't participate in if they had a full view behind the curtain. The Military is messy as hell.
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Jake Barnett
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@NotDrDeath Triple H explaining to Kenny that he's allowed to sell in between offensive flurries
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11 months
@Less_HumbleTeej Billions of dollars can't save you from being mentally frozen at 23 years old.
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Jake Barnett
9 years
Wigs for Kids website is already down. THE POWER OF DANIEL BRYAN IS REAL.
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Jake Barnett
5 years
This match will end with both guys coming to an agreement that it was a bad idea from the start.
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Jake Barnett
7 months
If Taylor was shirtless and slamming beers in a luxury suite I assure you she'd be doing bigger numbers.
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Skip Bayless
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Jason Kelce taking a page out of Taylor Swift's self-promoting playbook, going beer-raising shirtless up in their box and competing for social media attention with her.
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Jake Barnett
9 years
I live in Austin, birthplace of one @WWEDustyRhodes . This morning at an intersection, I heard someone blasting his entrance music. #RIPDusty
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Jake Barnett
1 year
The Backstreet Boys coming in to fight The Mean Street Posse.
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Rob Page
1 year
The fact that the biggest recording star on the planet is in a hardcore wrestling match is wild to think about. What would the equivalent have been in the Attitude Era?
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5 years
Vince should take that $270 Million he just withdrew from his WWE stock portfolio to fund the doomed XFL and use it to pay back the Saudi blood money and invest in some health insurance and annuities for the families of WWE talent.
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Jake Barnett
1 year
@NotDrDeath Brock Lesnar guy only had one shirt so he could afford to go on the road and watch Lord Tensai
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Jake Barnett
7 months
Hunter didn't have to read the lawsuit. He lived it.
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Jake Barnett
2 years
@CeeHawk I don't even actively dislike them, the style just doesn't do it for me....
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Jake Barnett
2 years
Montez was clearly selling his injury to cover the reason for the chamber being open when Logan Paul appeared. If there was a serious neck or brain injury they would not been carrying him out of the ring.
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@CeeHawk As soon as some of the top earners in the comedy business embraced the idea that they were being censored by woke scolds, it was a race to see who could fall down the MAGA stairs towards white supremacy the fastest.
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Jake Barnett
1 year
If this wrestling thing doesn't pan out Cody would fit right into a Righteous Gemstones style preacher scam
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Jake Barnett
2 years
His son helped produce the podcast and it was an important part of his life. They got sober together as a result of the podcast, and his son died due to cardiac arrest as a result of alcohol withdrawal. Next time try to understand the context before you embarrass yourself.
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Jake Barnett
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@CeeHawk There's far too much pseudoprofundity with Bray. You can only present so many teases for reveals that never materialize, or half-baked concepts unsuited for the medium you're operating in before people completely disinvest from the character.
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Jake Barnett
7 years
@davemeltzerWON I guess all the "Rumor Cental" categories for every pro sport on must be some kind of collective hallucination.
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Jake Barnett
2 years
@CeeHawk Nobody: Finn Balor:
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Jake Barnett
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@CeeHawk Somebody is going to back up the Brinks Truck to get her over to the US eventually.
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