Joe Miciak @jlmiciak Twitter profile

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Joe Miciak

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11 months

When my girlfriend and I met Conan and he tweeted this like right after

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@gothamhiphop

11 months

What’s your favorite interaction you’ve had with a celebrity?

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roommates are the worst. mine just made table side tagliatelle and left the entire cheese wheel in the sink

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don’t meet ur idols

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@K_A_N_D_E_L Yup… that’s Conan alright. Right before this photo he asked me where I got my tie dye shirt. When I said I made it myself he widened his eyes and said “no effing way!! Really?!” in like a really exaggerated way

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this one's my favorite

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4 months

I found a guy who goes around the US asking 70 to 100-year-olds their: • Biggest Regrets • Biggest Lessons • Advice to their younger self Oddly enough, most of their answers are the same… Here are my top 8:

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Also weirdly my friend just had a pretty crazy interaction with a famous voice actor

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11 months

legendary voice actor reveals amazing new character

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Been there, brother. You start peeing into bottles to save time, but you actually end up wasting it. next thing you know you’re surrounded by a pyramid of piss bottles and you’re running 7-8 hours late to work which causes costs of around $50 mil

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

4 months

The Rock was allegedly constantly 7-8 hours late to work on his new film ‘RED ONE’, which caused costs of around $50M People who previously worked with The Rock say he pees into water bottles to save time, which has upset crew members. (Source: )

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[to the tune of young, wild, and free] So vhat we drink blood So vhat we sharp teeth We’re just Dracula Take photo, can’t see

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3 months

wrong. the future of dating is Stronk.

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3 months

Bumble founder Whitney Wolfe Herd says the future of dating is having your AI date other people's AI and recommend the best matches for you to meet

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Joe Miciak

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2 years

how to break up with a friend who's staying with you for the weekend

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2 months

Send this video to that special friend of yours

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11 months

A lot of people asking “is this real” and not “is this guy in a sketch group” well the answer to both is yes.

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2 years

how to break up with a friend who's staying with you for the weekend

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29 days

Idk if it’s a comedy, but I thought this part was funny

Variety

@Variety

29 days

“The Bear” just broke the Emmy record for a comedy series. The second season of the FX series earned 23 nominations, including outstanding comedy series. It now surpasses the 22-nomination Emmy comedy series record held by NBC’s “30 Rock” since 2009.

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@patrick_clancy $10

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user:Brian(box)

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8 months

Reply with your best post of the year. Not the one that did the best numbers necessarily but the one you’re proudest of

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3 months

this has been helping me and my roommates mediate similar conflicts

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1 year

I don't fight with my roommates anymore thanks to this

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@aelmann

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3 months

us giving thanks and praise for our new prop guns 🙏

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3 months

this might be the weirdest christian podcast I've seen

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1 year

kanye, NO!

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1 year

everybody keeps cropping out the rest of the interview, which I think is the most beautiful part

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Joe Miciak

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4 months

what we left on the cutting room floor would shock you

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4 months

if you've ever struggled with your mental health, watch this

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2 years

you’re laughing? a man is trying to better his life with a career at NASA and you’re laughing?

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2 years

day in the life of my stay at home boyfriend

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@KrangTNelson guessing too soon when I hear the under pressure/ice ice baby opening riff

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probably these fan cams I made of my upstairs neighbor Len

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@K_A_N_D_E_L

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8 months

Hotel Art Thief Christmas: Director’s Cut (2023)

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5 months

IMAX for this was sold out except for front row seats

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5 months

I used AI to recreate my grandpa's dead wife and something amazing happened

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it was lowkey an honor to serve on this jury

MSNBC

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3 months

BREAKING: Donald Trump found guilty on all 34 counts of falsifying business documents in New York

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Season 4 of ‘Abbott Elementary’ will feature a cross-over episode with another show.

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the other tenants in my building have come up with a neat trick to let me know they're all having sex with each other

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3 months

mike was pissed this didn't make the final cut

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3 months

do people with 9-5 jobs actually live like this?

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4 months

us watching you enjoy our sketch

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4 months

if you've ever struggled with your mental health, watch this

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9 months

what’s a good female acting rail thin huge yabbos tiny waist big big butt free video

cinesthetic.

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9 months

what’s a good female acting performance where she is sexy

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(comedian onstage but his son just made a Liar Liar-type wish for him not to be racist anymore) oh yeah? well my pronouns are he/him. wait, they're he/him. I meant he/him. he/him. what the....

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if you're not showering with me, you're showering against me

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as if I needed another reason to hate Italians

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“I have never been hit so hard in my life. It’s up to the IOC to judge.” Italy’s Angela Carini after lasting just 46 seconds against Algeria’s intersex athlete Imane Khelif. Biological firestorm at Paris Olympics.

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is anyone gonna help him

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2 years

Elon Musk sent an email

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1 year

paper towels for truly tough messes

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me when a character in a movie has good posture

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I can quote this part basically word for word

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6 months

Joyce is opening at Hotel Art Thief's next live show, she's going to do a powerpoint bit

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@JoyceCarolOates

6 months

young human being enthusiastically turns into some sort of consumer-robot-device before our eyes. what's the price?

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@suckarctix this is a video I made with @K_A_N_D_E_L for @hotelartthief

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3 years

okay, soo.... i did a thing :)

The Hill

@thehill

3 years

Bradley Cooper says he was held at knifepoint on NYC subway: "It was pretty insane"

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3 months

had such a blast helping shoot this 🙏 the chairs were honestly ruined and had to be burned but it was worth it

Variety

@Variety

3 months

Introducing Variety's #ActorsOnActors Season 20 lineup ⚡

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please donate and make me better

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1 year

finally figured out how to make my own barbie star, please god tell me it's still fucking topical

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4 months

okay this one pisses me off

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2 years

someone needs to tell adam sandler he doesn't need to tweet after every celebrity death

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3 years

Been a long time coming, but I'm excited to announce a Wikipedia page I created finally got approved!!

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5 months

If you bookmark this, your accountability partner gets a notification

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5 months

I beat my porn addiction thanks to this

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4 months

This sketch is sort of an homage to our old flops that sucked shit

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@K_A_N_D_E_L

4 months

our friend's in a new reboot and it actually looks pretty good

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I always thought “getting doxxed” was nothing to worry about… until it happened to me

Funny Joke (parody)

@doug_person5

11 months

@jlmiciak Are you some sort of improv person

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😤

Michael Kandel

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20 days

if you don't already know, this is the sketch that got us in trouble

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[wife kisses her overworked detective husband on the cheek]: wow, even though he's consumed by this murder case, she still supports him unwaveringly [she rolls over in bed and sighs deeply]: well fuck. fucking fuck.

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2 years

this is stupid, ha ha. unless you like it? just a little video I made for you.

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3 years

@K_A_N_D_E_L For people new to the thread, pls tweet fun ideas about how COVID = SCHOOL. Prom has been taken, but maybe there’s something about vaccines/chemistry class? Explore that

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2 years

I forced a bot to watch over a thousand hours of CHEERS and this is what happened

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2 years

our elders hold so much wisdom 🙏

Michael Kandel

@K_A_N_D_E_L

2 years

What's your biggest regret in life?

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3 years

lmao I walked by this as they were doing a musical number about Hurricane Sandy 10/10

america's lounge singer

@KrangTNelson

3 years

passed a pretty incredible community theatre performance in the park earlier today

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data is beautiful

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@ScienceNews

2 years

No matter runners’ age, weight or sex, the same pattern showed up in the data repeatedly.

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I promise this will make me better

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4 years

incognito mode is for researching graduate school

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2 years

Wanna feel old? This is what Beans from Even Stevens looks like now

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y'all are some freaks for real 😭

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2 years

My lawyer’s been on his phone my whole trial and I finally found his Twitter

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2 years

I'm sorry but the way I'm just finding out about this is straight up disrespectful

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3 years

if you think that tweet doesn't sound like conan, you clearly haven't seen his finsta

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1 month

filming the Shining was so traumatic for Shelley Duvall it made her go to heaven 44 years later

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

1 month

Shelley Duvall has sadly passed away at the age of 75.

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2 years

Loved the representation for adults with roommates (AWR) in Glass Onion. Male friendship is so fire!!

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5 years

@mrvndn best part of the video is the camera man brainstorming his headline in between breaths "oot, i got...you're the only presidential com..nom... you're the... FASTEST presidential nombinee that's ever run for a treat!"

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fuck. that’s exactly when my half hour spec script takes place 🤦🏻‍♂️

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

23 days

‘THE PENGUIN’ takes place 1 week after the first film and leads directly into ‘THE BATMAN 2’ “We are the bridge between the 2 films” (Source: )

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excited to announce I’m partnering with the city (those above and below) on something BIG. can’t wait for y’all to see 🙏🏻

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Michael Kandel

@K_A_N_D_E_L

11 months

our buddy got dumped and now he's being kinda weird

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4 years

wtf?

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1 year

bummed to be crossing the picket line, but pumped to start work on Netflix’s new show “stranger things if it were directed by wes anderson 🤯” I blow air on the computers to keep them cool

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are you okay babe? You hardly touched your did it hurt when you weren’t okay, babe? Did it hurt when you are okay babe? You hardly touched it when it hurt, did it hurt and are you okay babe? Because you didn’t hardly touch your are you o

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taking over my boss’s social media for the day

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2 years

here's the first look at me as the guy who hand-rolls Daddy Become-Death's cigarettes

The Hollywood Reporter

@THR

2 years

Here's the first look at Cillian Murphy as one of the fathers of the atomic bomb in Christopher Nolan's #Oppenheimer

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a little late but I finally got my spotify wrapped. think something went wrong tho bc i don't recognize this artist

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2 years

Your military service does NOT excuse sex negativity 🙅🏻‍♂️ Discharge is beautiful and never “dishonorable’

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2 years

when leo's girlfriends turn 25

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hate to say it but I’m siding with the network on this one

HarryHew

@harryhew

6 months

RICHARD LEWIS: "I made Bob Costas laugh so hard, NBC refused to air it thinking it made him look silly. I went crazy and bugged the network so much they thankfully caved." Rest in peace to a man who was literally too funny

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INTERVIEWER: i see there's some gaps in ur resume *unfolds to see my special skills section* *mouth drops* *tilts head* INTERVIEWER: whoa

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4 years

holy shit NY is full on freaking out rn. I love this city (New Paltz)

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2 years

Zach’s tik tok algorithm is just one guy

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1 year

title treatment was designed by this guy

The Film Stage 📽

@TheFilmStage

1 year

The first poster for David Fincher's #TheKiller . One of the 40 must-see films of the fall:

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2 years

i got the new update that lets you facetime with friends even when they don't pick up

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2 years

[movie begins with a woman getting ready for work]: okay, seems like a pretty normal-- [cuts to her in a tight bun sprinting through a park]: holy shit this lady's a fucking psycho

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@jlmiciak

3 years

vulture perfectly put into words what drew me to this project @kevnralton @lauraornella

Vulture

@vulture

3 years

A very Office Hours Thanksgiving and this month’s other must-see comedy videos — by @LKellyClyne & @gr8h8m_t3chl3r

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2 years

my first charcuterie board. how’d I do?

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2 years

I can’t say too much, but I have some pretty big casting news coming soon…

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Joe Miciak

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2 years

As Paul Revere said, “Two if by pink, and one if by stink.”

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1 year

(twirling my finger about her habit): so is there a... brother teresa?

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5 months

@K_A_N_D_E_L It’s not a problem

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3 years

I write so I can see characters who look like me* on screen. *wear a carhartt jacket that's so stiff due to a sedentary job that it gives people papercuts

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Joe Miciak

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3 years

people are pissed about the new ms. frizzle while the ugly b*b the b*ilder reboot is just out here building hostile architecture. get his ass