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the wife guys’eses wife guy - not here to make friends but it keeps happening. he/him

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@rhinotary
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10 years
when bae doesn't understand the intricacies in interpreting the various biases involved in data manipulation http://t.co/9ZuuuG5kQn
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babe I found the perfect 13 foot rug
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there is currently a man floating down the Missouri River in a pumpkin attempting a 38 mile journey to break the world record
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found a fun playlist
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what in the hell
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someone on reddit was like “did the lab ruin my scans” and no they did not
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this guy gets it
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2 years
after a long search we finally found our dream home
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@Noahbout_it it’s called pixel stretching
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2 years
@bakerbakerbaker I think I’m on my 70th watch by now
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4 years
that one time I read at a local poetry event where the last reader was so high on mushrooms he just laid on the ground and read his girlfriend’s Liked tweets
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2 years
UPDATE: as of 41 minutes ago Duane has only made it 17 miles
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3 months
when the owner of the bar hands you your tab and it’s easily a 1/4 of what it should have been you just shut the hell up and tip her 200%
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@buaydubz I mean fuck Roger Goodell straight up but if my wife did that for me
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@raymariepo3 No it’s cute!!
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@not_that_alexa_ Exactly! People seem to be hating on the idea of it but have they seen some of the silly ass records that can be held?? Who cares! Let the man float on in his pumpkin!
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Nebraska state senators sure do talk a lot about “keeping young people from moving away” for a legislative body that makes sure young people move away
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One of my absolute favorite type of tweets on here is when someone posts a random photo/fact and are proven wrong in the first reply
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Cory Doctorow NONCONSENSUAL BLUE TICK (AFK)
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An abandoned potato sorting station near Krasnosilka, Ukraine with a unusual, cantilevered design. The concrete block at the end forms the counterweight of the structure, creating the impression it floats over the fields.
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@realemilyattack I am wheezing
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2 years
oh this wine is dry?? Looks like a liquid to me playboy
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3 years
Thanks for everyone’s input on this but the topic is now closed
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2 years
Anyways Max and I grew up in Bellevue and have launched off this boat dock so we are feeling rather attached to this historical journey
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3 years
this is fucked up
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@PrairieIre better plant that seed
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As a wife guy I must give full credit to Maxine for linking me to this Fb post initially
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7 months
charging up the off brand tums for our guests
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3 years
no thoughts
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@dkxkee @JeanneKuang We would have never gone to the moon with that attitude
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10 years
David Sedaris signed my friends book yesterday and told him to stop wearing cargo shorts http://t.co/0442g9EVek
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I know how to use one of these
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@wowzowee
bob dylan paul & simon
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“do you know excel” no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.
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The only thing we ever get on the trail cam is me walking to the barn
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5 years
Not that anyone asked but please don’t ever fucking invite me to an escape room, ever
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7 years
booty booty booty booty raccoons every where, raccoons every where
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3 years
just want the Omaha rock that kept high centering vehicles back
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2 years
calling my boss over to check out this pristine pallet
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2 years
some words from the man himself
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my toxic trait is never checking that the fast food order is correct, if it’s not in the bag it just wasn’t meant to be
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6 years
Uhh the vape bar is standing room only???
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1 year
so lovely to see nature start to wake up and come alive in springtime
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6 months
Has the baby seen Dune 1?
@Stibbs
Michael C. Stibbs
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You are going to see Dune 2 at 7:15pm on a Tuesday. Do you bring your 1-year-old baby with you?
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7 years
Friend from college just posted this and I can’t get over it from the smug look on the dog’s face to the angered toddler
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4 years
I think about this tweet often
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2 years
pointing out all the landmarks between Lincoln and Omaha like the outlet mall and exit 420
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Costco should let you have a beer while shopping
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@StrsssTeme it’s a tufting frame to keep the base material taut
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I feel like everyone lusting after the new fruit and veggie la creusets have never actually scrubbed an enamel cast iron..
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3 years
got big plans for the day
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found a turkey
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4 years
Doing some tshirt design mockup
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3 years
Everyone on Twitter lives in Chicago until proven otherwise, will not be explaining any further
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4 years
mom is texting me about the neighbor dogs
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3 years
Free imitation crab in the grand island hyvee parking lot if anyone wants to snag
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6 years
Fuck Pete Ricketts
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3 years
yeah I’m something of a mixologist
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10 years
Have You Seen This Dog? http://t.co/MykQLntXNw
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2 years
normal way to sit
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1 year
they should invent a tube of cinnamon rolls that opens with such force it instantly bakes them and also shotguns them directly into my mouth
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one time on a flight to Hawaii my grandpa (known tinkerer) accidentally ejected his oxygen mask from the headrest and had spent 10+ minutes trying to get it back in, FA came by and was like “what’s the problem?” And gpa just goes Damn thing just popped right out at me
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2 years
Touch grass? Out here we touch corn
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when you see another Carhartt vest bro you know you gotta zip it up
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this gogurt made my mouth all black?
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7 years
Just when I thought I was starting to get over eclipse content... I find the best local news eclipse article
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making friends
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The munchkin was napping and I rolled her over so I could sit down on the couch and she ended up like this STILL dead asleep
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one thing that makes bartending worth it is your crotchety regulars
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your cool aunt and uncle showed up
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@NebraskaDems
Nebraska Democratic Party
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We're making impressive economic progress thanks to @POTUS and Democrats’ leadership. In the past six months, the economy has gone from creating only 60,000 new jobs a month to creating 60,000 jobs roughly every two days. #AmericanRescuePlan
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long cow
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Fuck this cop owned local brewery so hard dude. They also have a beer named “Justifiable Hopicide”
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new job new selfie
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3D printing these weird ass shoes and then just immediately stepping in dog shit
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Last time we came to Omaha I texted a friend for their address with “addy?” and they respond “no but I have some vyvanse”
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this is just hiking in your mid 30s
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this fit is crazy
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sometimes you gotta mop up
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I need new friends. Worst bday cake ever
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🌱🤌
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just got this text from my wife and lol
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biked beans
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first load moved over
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got the job
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I hope y’all are having fun
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The thing nobody tells you about getting older is that you’ll go to someone’s wedding and then never talk to them ever again
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gonna go ahead and say that’s a pretty comfy cat
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My mom posted this photo to Fb and I thought it could be more down with the sickness
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This is my favorite snap I've been sent from coachella http://t.co/wBR8o2SL0R
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got married 7 years ago today :)
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Wait what in the what now
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open concept escape room
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Grindr but for helping other guys finish the around the house projects they��ve been avoiding
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5 years
me, after I collect over $50k for charity disaster relief and provide no receipts whatsoever in regards to how it is being distributed despite being calmly and privately asked to do so:
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@mixedgrass so spending all your time in a pumpkin boat is gross but spending time in a concrete bowl is cool?? When will society learn
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my cousin pops off on Fb from time t time
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hello from Iowa
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found y’all’s whip
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in other news my parents are still in Peru and here's my dad feeding a llama some beer http://t.co/Jz0xbwUhzK
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