that one time I read at a local poetry event where the last reader was so high on mushrooms he just laid on the ground and read his girlfriend’s Liked tweets
@not_that_alexa_
Exactly! People seem to be hating on the idea of it but have they seen some of the silly ass records that can be held?? Who cares! Let the man float on in his pumpkin!
An abandoned potato sorting station near Krasnosilka, Ukraine with a unusual, cantilevered design. The concrete block at the end forms the counterweight of the structure, creating the impression it floats over the fields.
“do you know excel”
no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.
one time on a flight to Hawaii my grandpa (known tinkerer) accidentally ejected his oxygen mask from the headrest and had spent 10+ minutes trying to get it back in, FA came by and was like “what’s the problem?” And gpa just goes Damn thing just popped right out at me
We're making impressive economic progress thanks to
@POTUS
and Democrats’ leadership.
In the past six months, the economy has gone from creating only 60,000 new jobs a month to creating 60,000 jobs roughly every two days.
#AmericanRescuePlan
me, after I collect over $50k for charity disaster relief and provide no receipts whatsoever in regards to how it is being distributed despite being calmly and privately asked to do so: