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does it even matter if babies get switched at the hospital like who cares

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I’m locked out of my dogs Facebook account that i created in 2010 and they won’t let me back in unless I send over a copy of his drivers license

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2 years

Im so over fear mongering food takes but this one is really gonna send me over the edge!!! Shut up!!!!!

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White rice is as bad as candy when it comes to heart health: study

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3 years

this is a tough one..

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6 months

i got an espresso martini at Chilis yesterday ..

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4 years

I have no choice but to teach him how to drive

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2 years

Very much the energy I bring into dating

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2 years

This tik tok is so important to me

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7 years

women: endure dozens of microaggressions per day, socialized to be polite, immersed in culture where being sexualized is tied up with self worth, live with real fear of violent retaliation ... dudes: why don’t u just say no a little louder lol it’s easy i luv being loud

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4 years

does anyone else have imposter syndrome but for their mental illness? like i’m severely depressed but i often suspect i might be faking it

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1 year

My dad said the Bigfoot sightings website he used to like has gone totally commercial "of course"

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2 years

I need that stuff Juliet drank that made her seem dead for awhile

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2 years

What if u met the love of your life and they were really into baseball

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1 year

I think if you have a bad dream you should get the day off work

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4 years

There’s an argument about Obama’s birth certificate happening under this tweet

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12 years

boy if I could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't because N is right next to O already

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4 months

not my ass enjoying a well deserved vacation ...

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11 years

do my tattoos mean anything? yes, they mean I'm cool

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2 years

@rhinotary This photo lmao. Godspeed traveler...

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2 years

I love it in my burrow

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2 years

Oh shit one of my non twitter internet pals did this lol

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7 years

@notfolu i’m dying at the last one

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10 years

men try so hard to make being rejected by women a Social Issue

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4 years

my daily routine

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12 years

*batman voice* I'm ovulating

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4 years

ur rides here

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3 years

3 helpful suggestions thank u google

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3 months

tired of people fishing for compliments on here, you know damn well that you're long ..

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Everyone says I'm long Am I long???

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4 years

start up founders are like yeah... we say 'fuck' in meetings here 😏 that's a benefit we offer in lieu of medical coverage

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11 years

ah nothing brings a smile to my face quite like a man demanding it

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1 year

There's a woman who keeps coming up on my tiktok feed showing her "5 to 9 after my 9 to 5" and she goes to Disney world every night

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3 years

thoughts?

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12 years

screenshot from my sex tape http://t.co/e68c1pY8

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10 years

i mean buffy died and rose from the dead twice

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12 years

in canada, breaking bad is about a chemistry teacher whose cancer gets treated

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@rhinotary love a handcrafted cocktail

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12 years

the jerk store called and they hurt my feelings

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1 year

I'm . In tears

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10 years

this is a total Jim Halpert face http://t.co/9ex6pE7WXr

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11 years

oh yeah this is why life is beautiful http://t.co/tA4ht41TCG

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3 years

i’m actually really enjoying my replies today lol

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7 years

1977 called it wants its topic of discussion back

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7 years

Can you be a feminist and wear lipstick at the same time?

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4 years

FYI if this is a thing u experience and like me never knew if it was just u

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6 years

i can’t even tell u how awkward it is to take pics after getting engaged. lmao great shots of the ring here

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4 years

day in the life of a CEO and billionaire

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3 years

IM SCREAMING

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We are doomed as a country if it is this easy to cripple our infrastructure

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6 months

@nicebigdog it's a collab with some vanderpump rules cast members lmfao

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1 year

Grief should actually be linear ??

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@robofuryman @delmeowster124 you’re missing the jokes friend

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10 years

what i like about dogs is how they are not obsessed with climbing the corporate ladder and getting promoted

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2 years

Sometimes when I compliment my dogs I add "everyone's saying so!" If it ever comes up in conversation w them please just go with it..

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3 years

@Dchandler50 don’t die around around dillon ✍🏻

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12 years

I’m watching my carbs. I’m watching them go in my mouth. I’m watching my gummy bears too

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12 years

don't talk to me before I've had my coffee *never has coffee*

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4 years

My experience visiting the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone

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12 years

Wow some of you are really into "sex"Well I did some research and I don't think it's practical or wise.

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12 years

I'm never getting married all men are just cheaters who fake their own death and frame their wives for murder

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12 years

ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE HEDGE AND IM ABOUT TO RAKE

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4 years

i feel u brother

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2 years

Almost quote tweeted something and then I remembered my most sacred responsibility

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the week old jalapeño i forgot in my reusable bag looking up at the trader joe's cashier

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@sampoasting lmaoooo

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3 years

dudes? rock

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4 years

wait.. what?

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2 years

This is how I'll be spending the holiday weekend

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*bravely* i don't think politicians should be brat

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2 years

Stopped relating to this one real quick lmbo

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10 years

http://t.co/sYiaBvEeat

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10 years

ay some dude pressed his dick up on me at DJ spinn so I farted

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1 year

Max reached the end of his road this morning. I am so lucky I have to had 14 good years with my heart dog, the world's most gentle but tough, pure hearted sweet angel

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12 years

i made popcorn on the stove like our ancestors

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10 years

women dont want to explain feminism to u bc we're tired.

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2 years

I should be allowed to tweet a pic of my boobs without it being a whole thing

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1 year

Unfortunately I just heard the phrase "platonic polyamory" and I now have to pass away goodbye

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4 years

look at his eyes. he’s lost in the sauce at this point

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“i like to stay informed” -my reply to reggie teasing me for obsessively checking @IvePetThatDog

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1 year

My 3 year old just looked at me and said "mom, given the air pressure at those depths it is most likely the submersible imploded"

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4 years

fun fact: the 1970s will always be 30 years ago

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2 years

I've now been called rupert Murdoch because of this tweet where do I collect my check

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2 years

I would stick beside them. At least I can have a cold one and a hot dog at the game

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6 years

i did all of these things - every single one - for years. within a month of taking my *mental illness drug* i had my life back. if i hadn’t waited so long (in part due to this kind of irresponsible platitude) i wouldn’t have had to struggle for literal decades

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Age is just a number, blood pressure is just a number, blood alcohol content is just a number, IQ is just a number, sell by date is just a n

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