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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

8 years

i stopped smoking weed bc i thought it was ruining my ambition but it turn out i just hate doin shit

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

6 years

hot couple looking for a third. no sex play u just have to decide where we go eat

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baber

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6 years

my roommate got broke up with by text and just disliked the message

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baber

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bro why everytime they cut to biden hes

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

9 months

this might be my favorite community note

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PALESTINIAN BOY SHARES HIS BREAD WITH A DOG

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

1 year

i cant breath

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

3 years

im creating my own olympics for beautiful women to smoke weed and run fast at

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 years

me faving tweets about depression

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 years

clementines were like nah our name is cuties and everybody was like ok baby

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 years

new york city was built in 2007 as a back drop for the tv show gossip girl

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

5 years

the depression helmet STAYS ON during sex

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Helmet approved by FDA to treat depression available in #Arizona

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

1 month

mavs 0-3 since they took away luka’s beer

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

9 days

why she always dressed like chingy

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9 days

Billie Eilish to appear on ‘Chicken Shop Date’ this Friday, July 12th.

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

1 year

the “again” kills me she been doing this

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@AneesaSM

1 year

I have watched this 322 times today 🤣🤣🤣

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

1 month

sometimes your wife is “baby” (needs u to pick up something from the store) sometimes your wife is “big dog” (gives u a cig 4 beers deep)

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

28 days

thats cool im teaching my son our self worth and what god thinks of us is eternally reflected in if our college football team wins

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

4 months

the god damn aldi forces

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 months

ok he going crazy on it

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@WedgeLIVE

7 months

Cops practicing with their new drug test tubes.

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baber

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2 months

seeing my wife in a sundress and hitting myself over the head with a frying pan like a cartoon wolf

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

15 days

i returned a drunk guys phone so he can get picked up from the hospital and his lockscreen is a pic of two modelos

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

3 years

wouldve rang up my tv as a banana and been out before rockets red glare

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3 years

National anthem breaks out in Walmart. Happy 4th! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👊🏻👊🏻👊🏻 Patriots!!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

4 years

ladies in just a shirt and underwear: sexy. comfy. gorgeous guys in just a shirt and underwear: hilarious. the height of comedy. winnie the pooh in this bitch

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

3 years

oh shit oh fuck

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baber

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1 year

@hell_doe the fact nobody is there somehow makes this even more incredible

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 months

me: do u remember what u ate before the stomach pain started? my patient:

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

4 years

breaking: bernie sanders home vandalized overnight

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

2 months

this is the cameraman equivalent of shattering the backboard

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

1 year

@lazylazyjane the one bro in the audience couldnt believe it

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

1 month

@rachelmillman i mean for all the stuff people on twitter say makes them shit coffee legit increases your gastrin levels causing u to go to the bathroom

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

1 year

i have to watch this once a week or ill kms

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

1 year

lori lightfoot playing left field

White Sox Talk

@NBCSWhiteSox

1 year

You know what that means ...

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 months

i love that people think they are the alcoholic rainman by using a trick my mom uses to get more diet coke at mcdonalds

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

4 months

me: i got your zone of interest right here pal [wife whispering movie plot to me] [me letting go of my crotch]: how bout anatomy of my balls

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

8 months

@DoctorPissPants this is like when its yr birthday at olive garden

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

10 years

when the ninja turtles bumping migos http://t.co/Nijb8VL0Ju

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

6 years

when she lift me up so i can touch the basketball rim

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4 months

really wish this wasnt the first thing i saw this morning

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

3 years

amazing pic of record carp caught in humboldt park

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

1 month

shame on vienna beef plaza

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

17 days

people always HATING from the sidelines

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 years

some people go to church on sunday. i simply look at this image

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

8 years

friend: have u accepted jesus christ as yr savior so u can be allowed into the kingdom of heaven? me: who all going?

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

1 year

i dont think id even eat at a basketball game id be too afraid theyd put me on tv and say “the ice cream must be good tonight”

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

1 year

babys cry on planes bc they realize we are up there in defiance of gods will

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

9 years

if i had a dirtbike i wouldnt even be on this fuckass website

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

6 years

now that soccer is over lets get back to the real sport..kissing

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8 years

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 years

damn girl with the soda knee thicc beat it ya grape ass bitch

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

5 years

as a treat

Military.com

@Militarydotcom

5 years

Iran May Have a Fleet of Communist Killer Dolphins

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

1 year

listening to cocteau twins

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 years

[my wife cradles my beautiful newborn son] me: is this guy bothering u

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

11 days

i do feel a true sense of community when the sunset is doing its thing and everyone in the city is like omg

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@questionableway

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you guys. GUYS. lake michigan is the most important place on earth

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 years

someone i know from twitter: u know tommy right? me: um someone: theyre handle is DIRTBIKECUMFUC me: ohh hell ya someone: hes rly nice

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

3 years

my favorite celeb news is "turns out this person got hella ass???"

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baber

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4 months

@maaaaaarssssss grandpas gonna have to stay in the hospital longer than we thought

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@bakerbakerbaker

6 years

happy intl womens day heres a pic of my 7 white friends at brunch

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baber

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7 years

when twitter is mad at a article but u not about to read shit

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

8 years

u vs the girl he tells u not to worry about

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@bakerbakerbaker

3 years

cdc now reporting people positive for covid19 can return to work after a cig break

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

2 years

this is the face of “im bout to do it again”

njdotcom

@njdotcom

2 years

N.J. town sues woman, 82, for ‘voluminous’ and ‘burdensome’ public records requests

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 years

man having his girl watch him curl 40lbs while she eats cereal is my favorite thing on earth

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

1 year

type of shit im on

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1 year

A peanut vendor from 1890, wearing a suit made of peanuts.

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

5 years

@SlimiHendrix im headed to do 15 u better believe im reaching for a frost brewed diet coors baby

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 years

when u put the brack in yr bracket

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

6 years

hiring a private eye to follow my gf i dont think shes cheating i just want some good candids of her going thru her day

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

8 years

trump: lets build a wall hillary: touch my butt and buy me pizza trump: no more muslims hillary: now watch me nae nae trump: war hillary: 🌚

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

6 years

if u or somebody u know uses opioids please purchase and learn how to administer Narcan. it can reverse a overdose and pick up respirations IT CAN SAVE A LIFE

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

6 months

(3 drinks in) well im glad im problems are gone forever

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@bakerbakerbaker

8 years

my granpa waited 61 years for a cubs world series then i lost him during the parade on purpose he is a burden on my life

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

6 years

venmo me so i know u made it home ok

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@bakerbakerbaker

8 months

when they bring back the nasty riff but slower

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1 month

@brother_dag they know what they need to do

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 years

good morning everyone with a fat ass and a library card

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@bakerbakerbaker

8 years

me: i cant stand drama *any kinda drama pop up*

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@bakerbakerbaker

7 years

choking during sex is played out we using the neti pot during sex now

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2 years

@PierreMenard

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

5 years

people in chicago do coke so they have enough energy to go to the same dive bar theyve been going to for 9 years

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 months

today we said goodbye to sal. he always had a smile for u. ill miss my boy

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@bakerbakerbaker

1 year

@rhinotary each view a new pleasure

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

8 years

*jesus holding 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish* disciple: BOY HE BOUT TO DO IT

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

7 years

my roommate poured his arizona out the can??????

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@bakerbakerbaker

6 years

no wonder dude at the paper was always demanding pics of the spider man

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@cataxista admitted to medsurg but the bag wanted to stay in er

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@bakerbakerbaker

5 years

i cant stop thinking about anything other than this dog named kale chips

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

6 years

my uncle (former salvation army) accidentally cut off his right nipple taking the nike check off his shirt

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

8 years

"its not the job of marginalized people to inform you how to invoke change"

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@bakerbakerbaker

3 years

had a patient walk in wearing scrubs so i asked where she worked and she said “oh i work at the house smoking weed i just love the pockets on this” i love her

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baber

@bakerbakerbaker

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me when its raining: fuck i need a nice rain jacket me when its not raining: wow glad thats over and will never happen again ever

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