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bob dylan paul & simon

1 year

“do you know excel” no, but i know kindness. i know friendship. i know love. i know how to see the world in a grain of sand, and heaven in a wildflower. i know how to hold Infinity in the palm of my hand, and eternity in an hour.

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5 months

college campus quads when it's above 50 in february

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8 months

when men have a close relationship w their male professors it’s like “he’s so chill, we talk about marx and radiohead” but when i try to talk to my female professors? it’s black swan. this 48 year old woman doesnt like me and my adoration for her is a a descent into madness

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hate talking to a person with cool parents. you’ll be listening to neutral milk hotel and they’ll say something like “my mom used to sing this to me when i was a baby.” like some of us had to pull ourselves up by our own bootstraps

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7 months

next time i’m accused of “tweeting and deleting” remember this:

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8 months

berkeley california son or burlington vermont daughter?

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1 year

ohhhhh my god u journaled ur thoughts instead of tweeting them ? should we call the new yorker? should we tell joan didion?

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6 months

i don’t think the weather impacts my mood until it’s 55 degrees in february and suddenly i start texting things like “life is beautiful” and “i think i’m going to be okay”

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7 months

drunk on social media & i’m liking every post. cause myyy loooove is mine all mine i looooove mine all mine

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6 months

love love love college radio. it would be 9am on a wednesday and i would get to say stuff like “hey guys this next track is pretty personal. i listened to it after a male gynecologist told me i had an antibacterial resistant uti. anyway here’s suzanne by leonard cohen—”

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7 months

IF YOU’RE 20-25 & UR MAIN CIRCLE ISNT DISCUSSING: -when does rice go bad -fried rice syndrome -rice that killed that guy -if no fridge what then -when does rice kill me then it’s time to find a NEW CIRCLE. YOUR netWORK is YOUR netWORTH.

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5 months

in college people experience a certain type of cognitive decline caused by only spending time with people their age. like i have gotten really good at making spotify playlists, and very bad at having conversations not about radiohead or situationships

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8 months

“keep portland/austin/nyc weird” meanwhile, this is what orlando looks like:

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3 months

hahaha yes exactly! dresses are girlcore! let’s call judith butler! let’s call adrienne rich! i think i’m going to chew rocks until my mouth bleeds

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5 months

i saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by 3-5 years of experience

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2 months

it’s my last week of college, and i’m thinking about richard brautigan

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7 months

and the scariest part is that anyone of us could be elena ferrante. like your own best friend could be the acclaimed italian novelist and you would have no idea

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8 months

male homosociallity makes it such that i think i’ve failed as a student if i’m not actively drinking a beer at the bar with my prof. i know sooo many male professors that are “friends with their students” and yet they only break these professional barriers for the male ones

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2 months

we aren’t spending money on drinks tonight, just touchtunes

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8 months

and let it be known i still only take classes taught by women

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6 months

uhhh huh that’s right sylvia

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5 months

reading back my writing and it makes no sense

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bob dylan paul & simon

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10 months

roommate is asking the hard hitting questions like “where did you get that skirt” and “is that my skirt?”

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7 months

using "we tell ourselves stories in order to live" as an affirmation while applying for another vague communications job that has no health insurance and markets e-cigarettes to children

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7 months

i love being the non friend on the close friends story. i’m the hunter s thompson of people i’ve sorta met at a party once

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1 year

hey, sorry i don’t think i can make it tonight, i’ve actually got that summertime, summertime sadness

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1 year

i don’t expect an award for reading on the plane, but a small round of applause might be nice

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whenever i get self conscious i think about how clarice lispector wrote “and immediately desiring you, that body of yours that isn’t even pretty, but it’s the body i want. but i want it all, including the soul” and then i’m chill

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7 months

maybe this year won’t be my year

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5 months

@laughenjoyer i mean i’ve always thought lisa frank was bosch-esque

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1 year

this summer’s hottest trend? ennui — me and the girls are experiencing an existential boredom so intense we’re using a word in a language we don’t understand !

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Auguries of Innocence by William Blake | Poetry Foundation

To see a World in a Grain of Sand

www.poetryfoundation.org

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6 months

"has she, you know, read the joan didion self-respect essay?"

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9 months

girl idc if you’re slouching towards bethlehem, fix ur posture it’s unbecoming

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7 months

if i were to relive 2022 over again, i would do everything the exact same except i would listen to this song maybe 9 times instead of 156

Basketball Shoes

Black Country, New Road · Song · 2022

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5 months

trying to make friends at the coffee shop’s communal workspace

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1 year

they should have showed me hbo’s girls before i majored in english. it’s like scared straight but for annoying women with liberal arts degrees

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11 months

feel like a lot of college-ish kids start smoking thinking they’re like in a wong kar-wai or godard film. but you were born in the 2000s. you’re a john green protagonist AT BEST. the cigarette is a metaphor for how you went to private school in nyc, la, etc

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1 year

@anniehilatedd ordering a pair of chic sunglasses and cutting a bob asap

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11 months

i love looking at my phone and paying $17 for a sandwich. nobody needs to text me back. life is thundering blissful towards death in a stampede

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10 months

college is all about wearing ugly outfits and misusing big words. i hope this shirt i bought off of depop juxtaposes the foucauldian paradigm shifts

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10 months

obsessed with the girl in my gender studies course flipping between the brandy melville website and the judith butler wikipedia page. all the cylinders are firing at once and yet the machine still has engine failure

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1 year

really wish my friends wouldn’t reply to my texts with “hey you good???” instead of “wow so kafkaesque. so post-modern, so post-structuralist, so post-malone. kantian, and yet hegelian. an accurate articulation of the human condition”

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8 months

@eleanordotcomm ohhh 100000%

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4 months

great day for seeing wonders in the sky

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9 months

tweeting a lot is the human equivalent of a check engine light

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1 year

bad news, doctor said i contain too many multitudes. have to surgically remove most of them

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3 months

everyone is making sketch comedy on instagram reels, writing think pieces on think pieces, or doing 45 minute experimental dj sets. like follow ur dreams or whatever but maybe some of us should join a union

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8 months

i don’t have many thoughts about covid 2020. but when i graduated from high school in the car, i forced my parents to loop this song for an hour. and my kind mother had to say things like “so fun! rock on!”

Your Graduation

Modern Baseball · Song · 2014

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8 months

back in my hometown

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6 months

this painting always makes me sad. like why can’t she swim? she’s so pretty

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6 months

eating an apple tastes soooo good when you have a snake yapping in ur ear saying you won't cause "the fall of man" etc

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1 year

you’re in her dms? that’s cool i’m on her spotify reading the playlist like rorschach tests

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10 months

engaging in performance art (crying in public)

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2 months

the job market is so messed up so please please reach out to your unemployed friends. send them thoughtful messages like “what do you think of brat” or “have you seen that four hour youtube video about the star wars hotel” like they really need a win right now

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6 months

i should be able to ask google "why do i feel bad all the time" and have it diagnose my exact problem. but all i have is twitter, where i ask the same question, and some man responds with "hmmm i don't know but have you tried reading the brothers karamazov?"

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9 months

if we are making her talk about everything during this press cycle, would love to hear her feedback on me specifically. willing to send her my doctor’s notes, journal entries, a spotify playlist, whatever. she can even just send me a quick email — her input would mean the world

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Sofia Coppola on Taylor Swift: “I like it when someone’s writing their own material. I think it’s much more interesting than a team. I think that’s admirable.”

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6 months

sometimes it’s good to remember that liberal arts college is not the real world. like not everyone walks into the gym and sees someone reading hannah arendt on the treadmill

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1 year

when a girl loves nabokov it’s a wonderful special thing, and when a boy loves nabokov i have questions

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7 months

don’t really trust dentists bc when i was 18 and needed a root canal the guy kept saying my tooth “suffered a great trauma” like okayyyyy sylvia plath guess i ate too much from the fig tree

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8 months

whenever someone says they listen to a lot music, i love to ask them questions! like whats your favorite band? are you scared of your own thoughts? why can’t you be alone with your own thoughts? have you heard of phenomenology? i think you would like phenomenology

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11 months

what a time to be alive! everyone i know is either a consultant or a digital storyteller and literally no one i know is an architect or firefighter

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2 months

looking at all the stuff still in my apartment even though i’m supposed to be moved out in 3 hours. materialism is a sin

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7 months

college apartments are beautiful like sedimentary rock. this building was a nunnery in 1902, and in 2013 the boy's soccer team put a penis on the ceiling with glow-in-the-dark stars. they cannot be removed bc we signed waivers about lead paint. angels in the architecture!

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10 months

ummm found out franz kafka wrote books and not just letters to his gf???? like wikipedia is saying he’s known for being an author AND NOT for being a mildly insecure lover boy

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1 year

tits or ass? bro her riddles

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1 year

i love new yorker profiles. i think it’s beautiful that one of the most prestigious jobs for a journalist is to write 1500 words and spend countless hours of research discovering why celebrities were weird in high school

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went on a run to modern love by david bowie, and thought “oh my gosh this is perfect why have i never done this before???” and then i remembered it’s fully a scene in francis ha and i’ve never had an original thought in my life

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man on the train either had the worst or the best date of his life

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4 months

using fredric jameson to explain the problems of “booktok”

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we genuinely need to get rid of booktok this is horrific 😭

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i’m bored, anybody want to come over and do this with me later?

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4 months

i want to work in publishing bc it’s the job untalented brunette women have in movies. but apparently it’s a competitive field with low pay??? like i’m “under qualified” which makes no sense bc i literally have a passion for this and by passion i mean i’ve read multiple books

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do you have any hobbies? recently i've actually been tearing around in my fucking nightgown 24/7 sylvia plath

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i love being in my early 20s bc i love every pavement song & every pavement song is about me !!!!!!!

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6 months

ending my emails with joni mitchell lyrics and nobody cares…..

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10 months

never ask a woman her age, a man his salary, OR ME what i’m doing after college

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8 months

listening to wilco in chicago. it’s like being in rome during the roman empire

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girl interrupted? personally i would never speak over a woman

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hoping at least one comes true 🤞

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2 years

It’s not technically champagne unless it comes from the urbana-champaign region of Illinois

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1 year

i wasn’t meant to work a 9 to 5. i was meant to have prophetic dreams and warn young knights of “great danger”

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you are every girl to me

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3 years

“UChicago Twitter” only has three popular tweets (1) I h8 this school (2) I h8 this person (3) I h8 this person who went to this school

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"is babygirl dostoevsky the new yearning kafka?" i say outloud to myself whilst in an empty room. i think the devil doesn't exist, but man has created him, he has created him in his own image and likeness

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