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When will they make Temple Run 3?

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@chismosavirus *fascism* Hot girl: ew *democracy flourishes*

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@dontfacetimeme @youngfishgod It’s a gift bitch you’re not supposed to ask 🤦‍♀️

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@autogynefiles In checking if this was real or not I learned Swoosh’s dad was a literal hitman

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@Itachi1Vandal @ManMilk2 No because the actual pain is you posting a screenshot of your own comment trying to make someone else look bad but your comment is actually just incel and cringy as fuck lmao

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@fiImgal I was not aware he looked like this now 👀 👀

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@iceboard8 @es_aion Huge loss for the straight community

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@Daniel29191936 @kjjvfghjbcfg @picgoeshard I was gonna say it doesn’t go hard but now that I know the context I take it back, nothing go as hard as gaslighting and manipulation

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@HelloCullen @LostCatDog Oh, he *knows* the website

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@ntrphl @mopykav when you have no crush no roster no interest so you spend every day in unceasing loneliness and don’t leave the house

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@_littytitty_ @lexmonique_ I’m drinking it all and taking my ass to the ER ASAP

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@mrsballs69 Tbh I never thought about gen x as people before tiktok

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@MarioFratto @elonmusk Why is it that every time conservatives lose a vote (which is constantly), it’s always because their opponents cheated? Why can y’all not just understand that you have a deeply unpopular platform and are the minority in this country?

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@Dragonheart302 @ShadowCelle Really she’s claiming that fraud IS widespread and that’s the only reason Biden won, even though it seems she’s either committing fraud or lying and virtually every instance of actual voter fraud from 2020 was people attempting to vote illegally for trump

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@scopgieb Directly after da bomb

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@websitehomepage Absolutely devastating that the day I find r/gothsluts is the day r/gothsluts goes dark

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@prolepeach Ah yes paying people to pretend to be nice to me so I pay them more, a wonderful relationship

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@ohJuliatweets These peoples 15 houses are not why we have a housing crisis

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@BushAdmittedIt @velayrrah @Ke7inBurke A classic Greenland/Iceland

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@defethyst @abeldashit I can not believe that numerous people helped write, compose, song/voice act, animate, screen test, and ok this and NO ONE refused

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@anastasia_tropp @blhickerson @mopage19 If you’ve seen the original then it’s obvious it was inspired by that, if you haven’t seen the original then you won’t think he’s ripping anything off. So there’s no issue here

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@JonahGraber You’re a man, it never should’ve been off

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@Rockybalbonga1 I thought we all were

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@evildanevil Slop from the trough low key goated when being a pig is the vibe

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@theneedledrop Let’s Argue is a better than your music reviews

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@GeebMinister @sry4partyrckn “The real money” 80k is not even middle class, especially in college towns/cities, plus profs work crazy hours, plus you’re always having to beg people for money to stay funded. Academia is not a coasting job, you’re so wrong it’s insane

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@nopmis @NoContextBrits

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@depthsofwiki This is one my favorites

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@realesthaters “I think” doing some crazy lifting here

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@therabashop Getting this for my big tiddy goth girlfriend

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@TIME Her lizard was just adjusting its skin suit

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@proustmalone 2016: This is the most important election of our lifetime 2018: This is the most important election of our lifetime 2020: This is the most important election of 2022: This is the most important

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@FuckCarsReddit @CryptoGeorgist Most radiative heating systems like this are closed loop with a recirc system that’s actually very efficient

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@PerriW2345 @GoodReddit “The legitimate health concerns of bringing in outside food” buddy where do you think food comes from? You think they grow it right there inside the chipotle?

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@VictorianFuturi @VictorPopeJr @TimeIsNotGiven That “perfect” cookie is dry asf and taste like chalk and we all know it

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@evefingdonnelly Imagine being a young child and every bug you see is new, that shit must have been horrifying. I think we’ve all blocked out those traumatic memories together

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@prolepeach You think you work hard? Construction workers give 8 hours of hand jobs a day smdh this generation

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@DiscussingFilm They’re laughing. Larry David just assaulted Elmo on live TV and they’re all laughing.

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@MacDonaldTweets “If this is a thing you like then this will be a thing you like. If this is a not a thing you like, then I have some devistatong news that you will not like this thing”

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@thee_jmarie__ @coldcereaIgang @MajestyRia If your god is ok with rapists and murders and hitler you need a new fucking god

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@JimboExotic @zackfox Is it socialist to want more than basic comfort?

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@Cockson_Boy @ManMilk2 Those shits cost $40 a pop and wreck your body for a week and fuck your cycle that is not sustainable at all

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@theneedledrop Legit one of the funniest videos I’ve ever seen

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@fuckjareddd @LilNasX Who tf massacred this perfect song smh

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@mattwhitlockPM If they got married who would change their name?

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@KSAINT619KSAINT @_xlysn She became your best friend ironically?

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@faviator @SydneyBattle @yaypriya Been here since like 2017 😂

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@AbdulazezSamy @tyleris2cool4 @LilNasX

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@hecoxsfreckles @captainkalvis Is that David tenant 💀

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@zackfox Exeactly three kinds of comments on this post: 1) Gods plan 2) Worth it 3) “Worth it” with a picture of a white kid

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@rbxbex “Underscore d-o-n-n-n-n-e underscore” 😂 🤣 😂

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@TheSpeakman @RegyptianStrut @tjs1036 @tillamundo “Weird” he literally just stopped replying to message on a dating app, like what??

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@JOK3YY @TheFknLizrdKing @elonmusk

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@DANNYonPC @oldTrumpTweetz How did it take 7 years and an entire Presidential term for this to become a screencap 😭 😭

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@Grosdoriane No, the issue is social media spreading misinformation, psych 101 would probably help these people understand the real world. Nothing will get you to stop saying “omg I’m so ocd hehe” like learning about someone who washes there hands 300 times a day

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@ezrooni @ramirezzgab @bloodbelt This meta as hell

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@_TTRB @ThatDakari You telling me you thought a literal house in the sky wasn’t photoshopped?

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@washingtonpost Isn’t that entrapment?

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@gnomestale @bascule It’s horrible but I laughed

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@fpl_alacran @mikewqters Yeah…but

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@True_Chipmunk @universal_sci It’s aesthetically pleasing.

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@ImNotDrumatic @ohJuliatweets And they are a drop in the bucket compared to companies (Zillow) artificially skyrocketing the housing market by buying 10,000s of houses. This is like Coke telling you to recycle your bottles so you don’t realize the 1000000x pollution that produce

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@gore_b4by I think marijuana use and high sex drive in women often have a mutual third cause

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@TheOnion “Bottom of my clip”*

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@coldwindblowz @LaggingCyber @raptalksk He also got booed off stage lol

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@theranospatient Craziest part of this by far is threatening suicide to your father

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@saggiesplinters 8 cocktails costs about as much as a therapy session, so why not

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@WSJ @WSJopinion @AllysiaFinley Lmao yes, like I’m going to take biological, medical, and psychological advice from someone with a bachelors in ‘american studies’ 😂 😂

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@ee_nuttings @plaidpervert Half of tik tok has convinced themselves they aren’t neurotypical

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@S0Leil22 @BloodsareCrips Why did I actually laugh out loud at dAvE

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@OmenUKx @rileylogaan @catwiffhat @goodbeanalt Every single one.

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@MNateShyamalan Can’t wait til this tweet gets a “community members thought this tweet needed context” tag

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@skatie420 Sun: I am going to wear shorts Jin: I am going to kill Michael for seeing your ankles

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@kimpossiblefact They did tho? That’s why we’re here now…

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@ReluctantAhsan @MazMHussain Damn it’s almost like the entire air transport industry fundamentally changed to try and prevent things like that happening again after 9/11

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@ihyjuju Damn that’s crazy bro what’s her number so I know who not to text

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@aaronvsmusic @AUTISTICWIFE420

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@DrLPsychProf @p_londres @kennybeats You just fired every Kindergarten teacher in the world 😒

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@hasanthehun Relevant

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@sabaPIVOT We all know who’s hair that is

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@br00t4lism During selection they asked me if I would be able to put personal morals aside and decide solely based on the written law and I said no, because I don’t belive our laws are just, and I was the first one excused 😂

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@ohJuliatweets Not to mention that long term AirBnbs are a godsend for people that can’t get other kinds of housing. It saved my ass when I need a short term lease asap and didn’t have 3x rent plus cash on hand for all the short term/immediate leasing fees…otherwise I would have literally been

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@EPM106 @ShineUrLiteOnMe The Joker performance was incredible wtf are you on about

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@MarioFratto @elonmusk I for one am absolutely flabbergasted that this platform of “real far-right isolationist” didn’t even make it out of primaries in a district that’s 66% Republican Dumbfounded that the “Ron desantis of the finger lakes” isn’t about to be sworn in to Congress

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@OkeyDokely @HumansNoContext Did you even watch it? Or are you just dumb?

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@whereswxldy @tillamundo That’s really the red flag that leads to the other red flags, you know, so you’re like welcome cuz I just wanted you to know, cuz that’s like really the major red flag before the other red flags, I’m just looking out for all the women out there watch for that red flag

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@kylekay9009 @tweetsauce If you fall on to a slime or honey block you can fall from any height and not die. Also if you’re really fast you can place down water as you fall and won’t die! 😃

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@tinygeniebb “It’s islamophobic if you don’t go to mosque and pray five times a day facing the Mecca” Lol, lmao

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@sundress_bangs @moongrudge This the kind of shit that happens when you put a desert plant in a dark ass corner

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@jonloudon @ElizabethRenzie @hankgreen Not only that, now I have to go to the profile and tap the check mark to find out if I’m looking at a public persona or some random dude with $8 instead of knowing in a fraction of a second. Law of clicks is everything: people online won’t do saomething if it’s mildy inconvenient

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@Jetlagloyal @nytimes Obviously, they’re not gonna be breaking the sound barrier over Chicago lmao

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@jared_surian @theneedledrop You are 2 digits short

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@summerahrens Summer what was your favorite meme from 2014

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@TIME There’s literally 2 women in the film, one is the mom of a white man the other is black...

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@thelukeboba @RoseEmojiTico A truly genius writer. Every one of his 200+ works is seminal in the horror genere, You all should listen to his keen insights. But you probably wouldn’t understand anyway…

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@theneedledrop @Yamiche Ad hominem quip that ads nothing to the discussion. I’m disappointed, Fantano.

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