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who wants to see some art? I'm just gonna post like everything I've done in this thread

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1 year

@m4stiff SpongeBob would wear a bra if he had room on his body for one

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@sproutposting "I don't need to engage with the hypothetical because I have actual data" is a great answer

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@EuphoriTori "why do you have body if it is not for me"

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@LauraRbnsn kind of goes without saying that "hey do you want a baby to come out of you" is also a much bigger thing to ask than "do you want to acquire a baby"

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@MistressSnowPhD I watched this and instantly knew many people would have no sympathy because they already treat ordinary random women exactly like that

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@facebookvillain that picture is pumpkin bread like 90% sure

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@feenagirl399 I recommend adding "crime pays but botany doesn't" for guys who are weird about masculinity so they can just see a masc dude be chill about plants for hours

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@AlliePsychic @KalhanR @thebadcode he got sucked into a small hole and basically exploded

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@alicedembowsky they think masking = not autistic anymore, at best

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7 months

@VoicesByZane haha I also used to work at the Staples print center and we got shit like this all the time, I think we eventually made people sign a waiver saying something like "I know my print will be shit but I demand it"

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@GOLDNVOL6 @eggymum I would have kept 12%

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@DrWallkick something about her thinking that if she did so well as a woman she would do better as a man and then failing utterly must have triggered some gender angst

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@badinfinity2 cis person types phalloplasty into google image search and assumes that every trans person who is already in the process of getting phalloplasty has in fact never done that

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@judgementshae I remember seeing an episode of Oprah when I was a kid where a cis guy claimed to have gained the ability to lactate purely by writing affirmations

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@punished_cait It is the time you have wasted for your rose that makes your rose so important.

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@caranthirs then they make a TV adaptation of the book that takes it 100% serious and they have to act like everything that's happening on the screen is a political commentary rather than a kink

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@doubleca5t this hairstyle is just several live crows

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@rosecoloredenby We need more sober and all age queer spaces, but we *also* need more clubs and kink venues, which are in constant danger of being shut down!

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@_celia_bedelia_ do they think that if you stop having periods it means you're holding in years worth of built up uterine lining!

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@SNeurotypicals @hudlion "no, I do not struggle, I win every time"

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@catboyquest @transscribe We had to say "I was born gay and it's impossible to change that" over and over because they wouldn't accept "I have an inherent right to be gay"

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1 year

@latkedelrey why did they photograph these so they look AI generated for the main product pics! they look way better in every other photo

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@KatyMontgomerie one time I reached into the tp dispenser and it was just a roll of penises all coiled up in there, one of them bit me and I had to go to the ER

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@thefemiurge part of the reason 9/11 even happened iirc is that everyone else on the plane expected that a hijacking meant the hijackers were going to try to safely land the plane

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@ToadBrews @poppy_haze when I was a kid my parents told me a bunch of neighbor kids or their parents had come to the house and complained because they'd seen me and my sister playing on the sidewalk in front of their house (my parents made fun of them for doing this)

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If there's a new transition timeline meme it ought to be a pic of you before hrt vs 2 years vs like 10-15 years because we've still got people who think the changes are going to max out at 2 years

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1 year

@cottoncandaddy take 1 soap, subtract soap until 0 soap

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@epistemophagy ah no wonder I've seen transphobes start claiming that hrt makes trans people have "no theory of mind" while decoupling that concept from the idea of "trans people are autistic but I mean both of those things in the way a psychologist from 1965 would mean then" entirely

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@LordAslanThe2nd "Jesus would have hated you" "No, jesus would have loved me" "Cool, do you want to join my church, the one that's working with the government to eradicate you from public life" "No" "Hypocrite!"

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@scribecheck @mightbeautistic I recall someone claiming that this is true because pain and discomfort are the same thing and building up a high pain tolerance is a response to having discomfort constantly dismissed

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@sharknibbles the sex shop in the neighborhood I used to work at was right next door to the pet shop and they both displayed the collars and leashes in the same spot in the front window

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@flglmn bodily autonomy is when kids never learn how to read because they're too busy pushing other kids into fire ant mounds, I guess

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1 year

@BryantLangmuir 20 years ago the controversy around Harry Potter was that evangelicals were burning the books because they thought they taught real witchcraft and they became a liberal symbol because of it- Lisa Simpson would have been into that

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@dazey_ghost the only thing they could think of was to have her letting the US flag touch the ground and otherwise she just looks like a nice Dr Seuss character

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@exhaustdata we already know that the transphobia thing involves using the word "hermaphrodite" to describe a cartoon worm, an issue I assume jkr handles with the grace of a cartoon worm

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@christapeterso @AliceAvizandum there are two colors here

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7 months

@hkatewilliams It's hard to tell whether she can't cook or if she's intentionally doing everything weird for the aesthetic (to make it look simultaneously laborious and complicated but also requiring no physical effort and no mess)

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6 months

@StopTweetingMia Katy Perry didn't re-record several entire songs in Simlish for them to not do this

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1 year

@OgLakyn a lot of people seem to think rides have height requirements are there so a little kid who isn't mature enough won't get scared and that they unfairly use height to measure this, when they could really fall out and die

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@naravv__ @Jelly_Ehles why don't you do the believing and cashapp us

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@itsjacksonbbz I think he might have used a horse vagina as a reference for this one

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1 year

@toomuchistrue I recall the character being vaguely depressed and private about his personal life so he had a reason for killing himself but his coworkers don't get to know what that is and aren't people he would have told

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@CartoonsHateHer I've suspected that these two groups of people are often the same and the latter get assumed to be the former because when their coworkers ask them what they did on the weekend they say "nothing"

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@SweatieAngle This is the kind of art that is sold on the street to tourists. Anyone who buys a large original painting as a souvenir is appreciated, the artist pays rent this month, but it is not very interesting as far as art goes

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@epistemophagy I think a major reason for the popularity of Harry Potter was that people read it, saw massive holes in the worldbuilding, and began to imagine how they'd fill them in

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2 years

@EuphoriTori blades of grass and cows vote Republican

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@thefloatie because if they called it AOOO everyone would assume it was only werewolf stories

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@transguyenergy is... it because she's a billionaire is that the criteria

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@leah_hat in addition to all that someday your kid is going to be old enough to control their own internet presence and isn't going to want to find out when they get to high school that they're already the face of a meme about farts

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1 year

@james_f_thomas "you can't get pregnant on this" in the same sense as "you can't drink alcohol on this" maybe

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1 year

@hologramvin responding to this as a trans guy who's both had bottom surgery and is a bottom just to fuck with them

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2 years

@exhaustdata the book apparently features a cartoonist/animator who gets murdered for making transphobic, racist, and ableist (likely supposed to be bullshit claims but I suspect they actually are all those things) cartoons. I want to know how these cartoons are described in the book

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@twinkdefcon interesting how knowing a little bit about neurochemistry turned into "feelings are drugs, which means they're bad"

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@oxalisnebula I am seeing more and more forms that ask for "sex at birth" and often not even a separate field for gender, and it should be understood that this this is not trans acceptance, it is surveillance

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@zuza_real Disney intentionally made him have less of a personality over time because he's more functional as a mascot if nobody really has strong feelings about him

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2 years

@mammothfactory @alch3mii @raynefq most likely she is going to eat it right now

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2 months

@CRYPTIDKILL and if you sell off your phone, car, etc to pay for food or rent, you get enough to live on for like a couple weeks or months and then you can't get a job because you sold the tools you need to do that

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@ErinInTheMorn "statistically, all trans youth detransition" "where are you getting the numbers on that?" "well you see it will be true when we force them to"

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2 years

@Vladeon @GreenTextRepost I got the impression she wanted to make sure her son understands that it's bad to kill your wife

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1 year

@diannaeanderson this is gonna be the environmental equivalent of those guys who are convinced they could fistfight a grizzly bear

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1 year

@Beta_Folf @AxelSparkster if you look close you can see a thin strip of plastic behind the middle of the letters

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@_celia_bedelia_ and when you tell them about prep they start slut-shaming anyone who takes it

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1 year

@VeryBadLlama same, but admittedly a lot of my family's recipes are "follow the directions on the back of the can" and I serve this shit to people and they're absolutely floored by how good it is

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@MinModulation do they think this is why their school can't afford band instruments

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1 year

@ronnui_ there was a kid in one of my classes who was taller than the other kids and he maybe hit puberty way early and he told everybody he fought in Vietnam and it seemed plausible

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2 years

@manicsquirrel I came out in the early 00s and one of the challenges at the time was that most of the openly trans people we had access to as trans youth were over twice our age and transitioned in the 60s and 70s

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@KatyMontgomerie There's an article that came out a few years ago about a cis man who had a phalloplasty after losing his penis, in which he describes the new penis as superior to the one he was born with. And yet transmasc bottom surgery keeps getting described like this.

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@DarkEden21 put 200 cis people on an island, and in well under a hundred years, you'll have trans people on the island

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1 year

@ErinInTheMorn as everybody knows, if you survive a suicide attempt, it means you're not suicidal anymore and happy forever and not traumatized by the conditions that led you to want to die

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@gay_goths we spent decades trying to give them the simplest explanation possible because if we talked for more than five seconds they'd start yelling, and it's hard to come back from that

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@Whitehorse1255 @aprilajoyr @IdlemanShane so how is it that non-christians are perfectly capable of looking at porn and also having self-control regarding their real life sexual behavior, but Christian men apparently can not?

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@Transsomething I've seen other teachers doing the exact same thing. Iirc one insisted on calling this kid Chris "Christopher" when Chris was just a nickname he used because he was embarrassed that his legal name was Omar.

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1 year

@jzux 100k is simultaneously "not that much in new york" and an amount that is nearly impossible to attain in new york

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8 months

@magicnanners @AliceAvizandum not just that but the origin of a massive community devoted to stalking and harassment that went from targeting a single victim to going after potentially anyone

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4 years

@wouxhoux @murderxbryan a kid in 5th grade who was like a year older told everyone he fought in Vietnam

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@_celia_bedelia_ if your ten year old's private conversation with the doctor leads to them getting morphine, your child is so afraid of you they were about to die of appendicitis

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@White_Janissary wearing a neck brace to your court case and getting there and the judge also has a neck brace on

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@ExhaustedIsaac @LilySimpson1312 when finding out I didn't have a penis a cis gay man once began asking questions about how I got it removed, another asked if I was wearing a chastity cage

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1 year

@SavageAssMF127 @amy_sargeant_ "kids are replaceable" and yet we're the ones destroying the family 🤡

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1 year

@laurenancona I think the whole point of loop is that they make wearing earplugs seem fashionable, like the way stylish modern frames vs chunky 80s frames change the perception of a person who wears glasses

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1 year

@seananmcguire the farther my body has been from what's considered acceptable, in terms of weight, gender presentation, etc, the more I've been treated like I'm not only unaware of my own appearance but generally incapable of having thoughts

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@fesshole there's always a sharp edge on the cellophane, doesn't seem worth it

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1 year

@halomancer1 hey these prison uniforms we're all wearing are really neat, they make us look like a team. where does the parade route end again?

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@collectdust and many of the adults who are being told "you should have gone to trade school" were already disabled when they made the decision not to

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2 years

@bimbotheory Imagine if "you should get blood tests periodically" was what those guidelines actually said

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@MemesonMarilyn @Sturgeons_Law question: did Stephen Hawking have a job

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2 years

@DisabledJess whoops, guess I'd better stop putting in the testosterone I've been adding to the flavoring at the factory to make the guests trans

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1 year

@speedfetishist I'm gonna be charitable and assume it was supposed to mean "you shouldn't fundamentally change who you are to please your partner" vs "you shouldn't do any work at all to make the relationship work"

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@XarifIno people try to play off trans men's dysphoria as "regular male insecurity" constantly. like, don't like being misgendered? get ready for someone to tell you "men don't like being called women because they think it's bad to be a woman, you should consider it an honor"

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@Ranting_Trans Hermione's gonna periodically turn and look into the camera and say shit like "even though I have the stereotypically male trait BASIC LITERACY, I'm a girl! If anybody tried to make me stop being a girl I'd call the police!"

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2 years

@ButNotTheCity the other butch lesbian: *has been out as a gay man since he was like 14 but lesbians thought he was hot before T*

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@KatyMontgomerie why do they feel like they need to emphasize the adult part every time starting a rumor that she's secretly two kids in a trenchcoat

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@AltHistCody @mprodriguez2007 avoid marriage because it leads to... boobs? to more boobs? what am I supposed to be seeing here

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2 years

@Maladroithe to be fair I think cooking food at home but it all comes out terrible and your family thinks it's good because everything comes out of a can even in restaurants fits into the 50s housewife aesthetic

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@FionaSnp @kittynouveau i immediately thought of the tall kid in my second or third grade class who told everyone he fought in Vietnam, which seemed plausible to kids who had little grasp of time or age

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@DetransLady "nonbinary person who medically transitioned in ways they regret" is in fact an extremely old school kind of trans and anybody who has researched trans history should know this!

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@X_Praxis @Thiohna you can change society so that their children will be financially cared for, safe, etc no matter what. some people still won't want them.

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@lylukk @ImpemboGanecue they banned people from wearing biker style vests with patches (and by extension, punk/metal vests and jackets) from the parks because of this

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@PunishedZoe @n1ghtst0ne He might just be saying that because he's not into Greg though

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