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Cough Whitlam

@facebookvillain

3 years

I find it kinda funny I find it kinda sad I tell my dad I'm hungry he says Hi hungry, I'm dad

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@facebookvillain

4 years

criminal defense lawyer posting is my favorite

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@facebookvillain

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bro he's so fucking dumb it's really astounding

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@facebookvillain

3 years

open and shut

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@facebookvillain

3 months

this guy tearing it up in the pedalboard group

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@facebookvillain

5 years

hey normie podcasts I got a fuckign true crime story for ya

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@facebookvillain

9 months

this is what it's like to have a job

𝗪:)

@imthatguy4r

1 year

You're offered $50,000 but if you accept it, the person you hate most in the entire world gets $100,000. Are you taking it?

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@facebookvillain

4 years

who can forget these kings

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@facebookvillain

2 years

marx failed to anticipate 90% THC concentrate. it doesn't affect the validity of his work or anything he just didn't bring it up

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@facebookvillain

4 years

I just found out people have been illegally speedrunning the width of the united states in heavily modified vehicles in under 27 hours, averaging speeds at least as high as 107mph all the way from manhattan to redondo beach. what the living fuck

REVISITED: America’s most illegal record was obliterated in 2020

The Cannonball Run record was beaten seven times in five weeks

www.whichcar.com.au

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@facebookvillain

2 months

lmao the defense admitted his identity and he instantly dropped the nathan j robinson act I'm wheezing

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2 months

Nicholas Rossi: US fugitive abandons mistaken identity claims

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@facebookvillain

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it's easy to forget, because he's so fucking evil, that he's also a colossal dumbass with bumper sticker brain

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@facebookvillain

4 years

this kid is the final boss after you defeat all the other redditors

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@facebookvillain

5 years

stay informed on the issues that matter

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@facebookvillain

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@facebookvillain

2 years

the weed spot community is dying. RT if you know a good place where we won't get caught

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@facebookvillain

5 years

crying, openly weeping that I did not make this meme myself

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@facebookvillain

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@facebookvillain

2 months

I'm never uninstalling facebook

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@facebookvillain

2 months

so far this meme has pissed off crypto bros, finance guys, white nationalists, trad accounts, pepe avatar guys, "ancaps", people who joined twitter this year, and a bunch of miserable dads. that is how I know it is true and good

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@facebookvillain

5 years

still probably the funniest thing I've ever seen. I think about it every day

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@facebookvillain

3 years

well, yes, but when elon says it, no actually

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@facebookvillain

3 years

fuck it, make weed illegal again

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@facebookvillain

2 years

you're 82, wasted, unimaginably wealthy, driving through napa valley with a BAC of .28, and totally senile. it's late August 2022, and you have no idea how bad things are about to get

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@facebookvillain

4 years

if you're a socialist and you're not from the US I just want you to know that this is the political climate we have to figure out how to organize in

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@facebookvillain

5 years

how many boomers are too afraid to have this rock and roll legend on their timeline. RT if u are not afraid to ROCK

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@facebookvillain

5 years

six beers deep, can't stop thinking about epstein's portrait of bush jr with two paper airplanes and two collapsed jenga towers, by the same artist that painted bill clinton in a dress

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@facebookvillain

5 years

thank you bernie, very cool!

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@facebookvillain

4 years

that is the face of a man who has quite literally shit himself

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@facebookvillain

2 months

we gave neil gaiman too much power and now a whole slice of society talks like an anime villain went to burning man

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@facebookvillain

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@facebookvillain

4 years

footage of the what

LiveDoppler7

@LiveDoppler7

8 years

WOAH! Thanks to @paredesesq for sending in this gorgeous footage of the glory hole at #LakeBerryessa :

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@facebookvillain

4 years

everyone who thinks I'm taking an L for thinking this is dumb: it's literally rich douchebags endangering lives for a thrill. these guys are landlords and CEOs pouring money into roleplaying being cool. fuck em

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@facebookvillain

4 years

all this to say, these guys saw empty pandemic streets and said "it is finally our time"

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@facebookvillain

4 years

there's an elaborate system of spotters and everything. there's a whole culture, a speedrunning community of crazy car guys built up around this. why is this country like this. do not do this

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@facebookvillain

4 years

bout to crack the spine on this one

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@facebookvillain

3 years

rock on dude

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@facebookvillain

2 months

this whole fucking production is forever burned in my brain like a tim and eric sketch

Bone(r) Mort

@Doug_Tilley

1 year

This entire story is so wild () but this is the funniest god damn thing I've ever seen.

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@facebookvillain

6 years

@caitymcollins ah yes, I too march into starbucks and demand the nearest nine dollar an hour employee explain the staff's demographic makeup to me

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@facebookvillain

4 years

@BewilderedOwl93 cops are now and have always been dumb as shit

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@facebookvillain

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@facebookvillain

4 years

one of the former record "holders" is now like, the unoficcial king of verifying new records. this is what he looks like. that's a speedrunning bro if I've ever seen one

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@facebookvillain

2 years

this is a declaration of war on rail workers. willful disregard for the unions that voted this agreement down, and a totally dishonest focus on issues that rail workers have repeatedly and strenuously emphasized are not as important as correcting the draconian scheduling system

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@facebookvillain

5 years

I can think of AT LEAST three other results lol

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@facebookvillain

5 years

inspirational

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@facebookvillain

10 months

I watched one of these bad boys get towed out of a shallow ditch by a ford f-150 this week but ok

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@EvasTeslaSPlaid

10 months

Powerful Cybertruck can haul the whole raptor engine. 🔥

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@facebookvillain

5 years

communists are so stuck on industrial revolution era organizing tactics when we should be fucking scamming people. start a pyramid scheme aimed at rich morons, sell a yacht that isn't yours, launch a holistic wellness program

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Cough Whitlam

@facebookvillain

2 years

my dearest engels, I write from the most dire of straits. this hash is of deeply inferior quality. to say it were anything better in measure than reggie would be a disgrace to the whole cannabis taxonomy.

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@facebookvillain

5 years

ain't got no home in this world anymore

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@facebookvillain

3 years

I like to think that's not even the dad, just a joyful guy who's like hell yeah a baby. rad

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@facebookvillain

5 years

sometimes I just, and I can't stress this enough, be thinkin

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@facebookvillain

2 months

this as well, remember this lmao this guy was truly on one

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@facebookvillain

5 years

why did the air force, photoshop... shia lebouf's face on a b-52

Minot Air Force Base

@TeamMinot

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Shia the Buff #WednesdayVibes

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@facebookvillain

2 years

you cannot remember your grandson's face. the lady at the vineyard called you "mr madame speaker, sir" and you nearly choked on a macaron. you have dinner with the president of XPO Logistics tomorrow, just an hour after your daily zen ritual/guided meditation/dialysis treatment

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@facebookvillain

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Justin Trudeau

@JustinTrudeau

3 years

Young people aren’t asking for a free house. They want a fair shot at buying their own. We’re going to make sure they can.

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@facebookvillain

1 year

we don't bomb hospitals, they bomb hospitals. ok we do bomb hospitals but just strategic hospitals. look at this mobile game ad that depicts tunnels under a hospital. we'd be crazy not to. now is not the time to talk about why we lied earlier about not bombing hospitals

Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו

@netanyahu

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Hamas-ISIS is sick. They turn hospitals into headquarters for their terror. We just released intelligence proving it. Here it is:

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@facebookvillain

4 years

boner GANG

jim (free palestine)

@yung__mean

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who is your ride or die mario kart character

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@facebookvillain

4 years

how I'm reading the way too many theory books I ordered

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@facebookvillain

5 years

I'm starting a new leftist tendency it's called not being a huge baby over minor differences

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@facebookvillain

4 years

every podcast has 4 hosts. infodumper, special interest guy, youtuber voice, and audio editor

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@facebookvillain

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Andy Ngo 🏳️‍🌈

@MrAndyNgo

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Who committed the dumbest American hate crime hoax in 2019?

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@facebookvillain

3 years

damn its almost like you could run the pizza place without a boss

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@facebookvillain

3 years

thinking about this guy, hope he's dune good

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@facebookvillain

4 years

what level of late capital non-production is this

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@facebookvillain

3 years

life imitates something, I forget what

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@facebookvillain

2 years

people think it's just about the weed. it's as much about the spot. even if you don't smoke, think about all the spots you can't go to anymore. the abandoned shit and the land that nobody even knew who owned it. that shit is vanishing. it's not just a loss for stoners

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@facebookvillain

4 years

an awful lot of actual nazis in my replies over this. lots of "88" and "rhodesian" and confederate flags who can't wait to find out what a 120mph crash feels like

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@facebookvillain

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people saying west coast: I live in michigan. I used to live in pittsburgh. you don't know the joy of smoking a half oz of reggie with the boys in a bombed out steel refinery where union steelworkers killed a bunch of fucking pinkertons. I got high where mother jones got arrested

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@facebookvillain

3 years

GM I see everyone appreciated the spirit of the joke

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@facebookvillain

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maybe the funniest right wing cottage industry is barely literate finance dorks recommending ninth grade book report reading lists to one other

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@facebookvillain

5 years

missed 2 calls from my dad today, so I called him back. he said "I need to tell you a joke. what has a little dick and hangs down?" I don't know dad, what. "a bat. now, what has a big dick and hangs up?" and then he hung up I have no doubt he's calling every # in his phone

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@facebookvillain

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republican senator: the LOONY LEFT can't even eat a hamburger! pronoun elon musk: they'd probably put it in their GENDER ben shapiro: so true king tim pool: nailed it king jordan peterson: couldn't have said it better, sir kaitlin bennett: I literally shit myself

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@facebookvillain

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he's got my vote

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@facebookvillain

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me [28] - stoned all the time - virulently anticapitalist - mario time - cheese sauce

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@facebookvillain

5 years

there should just be community buffets and neighborhood fridges and shit where if you made too much chili or curry or garlic bread or whatever you can just just label it and drop it off for other people to eat. and on saturdays everybody brings beer and parties

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my man really has a PhD copying urbandictionary entries onto quora lmao

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I would give anything to live in the stalinist big brother state that conservatives think exists

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@facebookvillain

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my first exposure to online anticapitalism was a .txt copy of "the libertarian socialist revolution" attached to a torrent of all ed, edd, and eddy episodes in 2007

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@facebookvillain

5 years

god save us the capitalists have discovered mids

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@facebookvillain

4 years

I think the reason this post upset so many people is because it's making them realize that if they finally decide to do what they've always dreamed of, kill themselves while going real fasto vroom vroom, very few people will care and the ones who do will think it's very funny

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@facebookvillain

4 years

and his name? jeffrey epstein

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@facebookvillain

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there's actually plenty of hours in the day, you just spend too many of them at your job

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@facebookvillain

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nothing but respect for MY president

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@facebookvillain

2 years

you can literally see, with your regular eyes, the other truck not accelerating until after it has already lost traction from being pulled by the car from an N64 game

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Cybertruck will be a killer! @elonmusk

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@facebookvillain

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@Relentlessbored

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@facebookvillain

3 months

so a youtube fascist tried to shoot the WWE fascist and now I have to listen to weird liberal fascism-enablers talk about how this is not the time to be bringing up politics. am I getting this right

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@facebookvillain

4 years

what I'm saying is our country is fucked please help

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@facebookvillain

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"The CIA and the IMF want you smoking that loud pack. They want you couch-locked, unresponsive. They've proven this over and over by distributing that absolute gas around the world. Stand with me, fellow socialists. Stand with me in maintaining a nice mild buzz" -Fidel Castro

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