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I write poems, occasionally she/they. lesbian from 🏳️‍⚧️ 31 free Palestine. abolition now.

Bushwick, Brooklyn
Joined May 2009
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@hudlion
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If you write poetry and like the idea of helping some queer poets get a lit mag going and also want to be in that lit mag, wow have I got news for you!!!
@OopsLitMag
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Hello everybody, we have an all poetry literary magazine coming, and need you to submit some poetry to fill it up. The theme is "Hard Choices," the submission fee is $0, and the deadline to submit is Friday October 11th. submit poem(s) here!
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@hudlion
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holy fuck. can they say that?
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not me. I would have flown even closer to the sun but I would have been ok
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if i was icarus i simply would have demonstrated moderation rather than hubris
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@hudlion
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Mario: hey Luigi you're back early Luigi: mansion's haunted Mario: what? Luigi: *loading a pistol and getting back on Yoshi* mansion's haunted
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I would only be in a polycule if it was six of my bros and one woman that we all kinda hated
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@kayteterry so are Jellyfish!!!
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@hudlion
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sometimes, I think it would be worse to be an insect and wake up one morning and find you had been transformed into a guy with a job
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2 years
queers arguing over whether lgbtq+ surveillance state should be panopticon or biopticon
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Foucault rolling in his grave. Absolute nightmare country
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@hudlion
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the trials of Hercules but he forgot to cancel so now the subscriptions of Hercules
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@hudlion
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The presence of a Pope Car in the Cars universe implies a Car Jesus which implies a Car Virgin Mary which implies virginity exists as a concept in the Cars universe which answers the question: do the cars from Cars fuck?
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@hudlion
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@societyliver420 @_pem_pem that's just 17 hours of a very specific kind of foreplay
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@hudlion
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The American healthcare system if you need literally any care
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out of context parks and rec
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@Housekywrestlin woah. I bet if you put some blue over part of the n in Queens it would be pretty funny
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@hudlion
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@glossmini from the history of tee shirts Wikipedia
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@WelshKit @NicholeGunz @mattprobably Like 3 grand. Basically a pointless amount to save in a decade
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@hudlion
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ah ah ah. I didn't say "CDC says"
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@LeonSolarpunk @ThePrinxeVi the only slur here is my speech after I crack open a few cold ones with the bois
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@hudlion
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if you're baby and I'm baby then who's flying the plane
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this guy becoming a short hand for rejecting the premise of a false dichotomy kinda slaps in a real dudes rock kinda way
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living with depression means reverse engineering a life plan from the decision not to kill yourself
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@hudlion
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@thornhawthorne lmao the last time I went to a salon I asked the lady to dye it blue and she said "I won't do that because I don't want to make you a stereotype"
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one of the best Manhattan buildings, just for the haters
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@FacebookMars @HelloCullen @elonmusk Because he's got billions of dollars more than literally all of those people and could fully solve the water crisis in flint out of his own pocket today.
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@eve_kenneally @nooralsibai endlessly thinking about babe, wait. babe wait. babe wait. babe. babe wait!!
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the only time I went to see a couple's counselor we described the relationship and then the therapist told me "you need to leave her" and when I said that I thought we could make it work he told us he couldn't help us because she would never do the work.
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@hudlion
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r/relationships my (43 F) husband (51 M) ate all of my plums and instead of apologizing wrote a poem about it.
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trying to self improve
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@hudlion
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@KhalGerman @_SinceNinety3 @breeezybri_ the new rules are literally to make it take longer. it's the same amount of people over a longer period of time in order to reduce strain on the health care infrastructure
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@drdevonprice so it really is the (un)conscious self-loathing of trying to keep a part of yourself hidden they can sense. makes a lot of sense.
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Linus of the Day
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@BluehairCoffee damn maybe we need to recreate that threat once this virus thing is over
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I have the memory of an elephant. I went to the zoo a couple years ago and saw an elephant.
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@LaineBalou @joe___nelson I mean. It's a death sentence to poor people. And much of constructed poverty is racially motivated. If not eugenics properly it is eugenics with extra steps.
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@cowboyjudas the only way that feels good to me is when somebody else corrects a person on my behalf tbh
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@C0INCELPR0 in 6th grade a guy tried to steal my lunch and I said no. he twisted my arm behind my back and I tried to shake loose and we both got the same punishment for "fighting"
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@GBinEP similarly if the communist manifesto had been a video essay I think more people would have engaged with it
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ok new meme idea fuck marry kill for your sun moon rising signs.
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@judgementshae any cis person fundamentally capable of understanding my gender probably won't be cis long
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Mila Kunis yelling at Ashton Kutcher in that 70s show
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bitchcraft ☾
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fuck personality tests. who comes to your mind when i say "Michael"
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the moral of this story is that you can't change people, especially people who don't want to change nobody is going to just become the best possible version of themselves because you want them to and believe they can, and waiting another 6 months isn't gonna change that
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@pr3cipitation James Corden is Sam Reich's Wario
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@Grosdoriane it was just a McDonald's strawberry before you met it
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@joe___nelson Feels pretty eugenicsy.
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sex dungeons imply the existence of sex dragons
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I regret spending so much of my time loving someone who was so committed to hurting me as long as she got what she wanted I regret accepting so much less than I deserved because of some "potential" version of her might treat me better one day if I was patient enough
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4 years
if you go to the bathroom at a bar or restaurant tonight and say typhoid Mary 3 times into the mirror, you'll see yourself. stop going out!
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5 years
oh fuck. my vibe check bounced.
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@zachsilberberg that's Smulk (small hulk)
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@hunktears guess I'm barred from interacting
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The presence of a Pope Car in the Cars universe implies a Car Jesus which implies a Car Virgin Mary which implies virginity exists as a concept in the Cars universe which answers the question: do the cars from Cars fuck?
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@barrybongss2 WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS THAT'S A BIRD WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS THAT'S A BIRD WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS THAT'S A BIRD WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS THAT'S A BIRD WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS THAT'S A BIRD WE NEED A DISNEY PRINCESS THAT'S A BIRD
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@Josie_B_B I believe making memes on my phone's photo gallery editor software brings me closer to god
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you know I got that girl autism
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@kkrocketz trying to OD on oxytocin
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the only one who can stop her? Daybitch
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5 years
be honest though, is anybody actually comfortable with eye contact?
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@hudlion
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4 years
Yeah, honey. Sorry I'm late. I was in an accident. No, no, I'm fine. I was driving home, there was a detour because they were digging through some ditches. I looked over and they were burning through witches!!?! And I just slammed into the back of this Dragula. But I'm ok.
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@carterforva @BennieDotGay i sometimes think about autism as gender
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new Beethoven just dropped
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@RaxKingIsDead you can vape inside you just can't get caught
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@JacksonEflin @BrettSVergara @HyperfocusBree this is one of those things I didnt know I needed until I saw it
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@hutchleah it can be really hard to acknowledge you are being coerced. saying no should be easy and not scary
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@nieltown alt: heavy is the ass that shits the bed
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what if for Pride month the children learn queer history?
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why does nobody ever talk about how covid causes memory loss?
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Just another normal week in our timeline when an article in Nature states unequivocally that SARS-CoV-2 can invade the neural system to interfere with human memory, and everyone shrugs and says yeah whatever.
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@generalslug boutta NFT this image
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can't believe this beautiful piece of art came from the mind of a bigot
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gender conceal party. all my friends and family gather to celebrate not knowing or understanding my gender
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Glee was the first season of American Horror Story
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@FilledwithUrine I've seen that same world
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@possum_simp @EmilyDWarfield for mortgage money which is uhh
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ally of the day. cashier who was shocked by my deadname being on my account and I told her I had a hard time changing it on their website and she held up the line for like 5 minutes to change my name and also gave me 10 dollars of store credit
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blowjobs imply the existence of blowinterviews. which is actually how you get hired at the dick sucking factory
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city girls make do
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EAT PAY LEAVE
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Let's Potato Chips Cinematic Universe
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Sly Cooper and Sonic look so different now.
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@veryhotmomm ghosting sucks but to me the worst part is uncertainty and I think if this became a thing it would soften the blow
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soft ghosting: send them this gif and then nothing
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Taylor Swift has exactly one fan and she went to jail to avoid joining IDF
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@jduffyrice i put out my first poetry chapbook!
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Look. I am not even saying I want to *see* the Cars fucking. I would be fine with like a flashback to a young Lightning McQueen in sex ed class learning about vehicular reproduction.
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Clifford the big red dog is a kaiju
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I love job hunting. One day I will kill a job and be able to feed my family.
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@BlueBear2487 @marxist_thot @verysmallanna @rajandelman if you treat people like they are telling the truth can you explain what the upside is to assuming everyone is lying?
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I was talking to my friend and I said "I try to have everything in my bag that could be needed, like a transsexual Mary Poppins" and this guy right next to us said to his date "wow that's great. you don't hear 'transsexual Mary Poppins' in conversation much these days"
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I think about this one all the time
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@Youvself yeah I know the plot of the story but I was doing a thing called making a joke
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National Pleasure
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parasocial relationships are over. it's time for paranormal relationships. scry on them. vow to haunt them once you die.
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The first 3 words you see will define your 2021!!
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personally, I would have named her Princess Liv. seems like an oversight.
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@PatrickoftheG @internetanja rebellion chess. you get 4 rows of pawns the other side just gets the back row
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@madisontayt_ broke: I'm in a situationship woke: I've taken a lover
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I'm a New York 6 but a Deep Space 9
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